When Cheese Fails Season 5 Episode 5 (Reject Cast)

[FPSPolska]

dem control groups for the toss

[mattbenz99]

That probe takes a cigaret break the least he could do was inform everyone about the barracks outside the base

[DaJamJ]

MISTER BLACK YOU ARE AWESOME

YIIHIIHII!!

[swordofdespairL]

*war going on

lets talk about survivor man and stix

[deepestblueandy]

i loved your videos but they became worse, cause you fail more and more to focus on the action, while making jokes. its funny what you are saying, but please show me the action.

[MagyarSkinhead1]

holly fing cheesecake! what a shitty toss player.

[Neekstarrr]

@MagyarSkinhead1 Toss obviously thought that the Terran lifted off into a corner, which is why he stopped producing except for a phoenix. That toss was also platinum and judging by your comment it's safe to say you're not above silver.

[nskpsycho]

im the 666th like...FUK YEA!

[alexchris32]

i was gonna sneeze

held it in

and then farted

[MegaNob99]

LAGTV, Y SO REJECTED?!

[trying2getanick]

i just played alistaircase... he is a nice guy, and plays quite good when he doesnt cheese

[HackerIceman]

Hey, so what does "reject cast" mean?

[Moomoothecow2123]

@HackerIceman It means that the fans didnt like it that much.

[bburditt]

@Moomoothecow2123 How does one get involved in these special pre-screens to determine if a cast is rejected or not?

...

[Moomoothecow2123]

@bburditt Dunno.

[Moomoothecow2123]

@bburditt I think they ask when they upload the last episode of the season and pick one they like. Either that or its on their site.

[SmashingPixels]

@HackerIceman You're a dick, Dick.

[shiggashane1]

Fyi, the name Iceman is a famous criminal hacker who stole thousands of dollars from banks by stealing several thousand credit card numbers in his days before capture. He even hacked black market sites and took full control.

[rustopholis]

This vid gives me an idea. I think i wanna try containing a terran.

[desenutz18]

when the person that cheese,...says WP and GG...you dont give them credit for being good manner..but u shiet all over them when they dont gg and 'rage quit"

[TheLieTastesLikeCake]

Better drink my own piss.

[Rav99x]

Err, rejected.

[Rav99x]

Honestly this was as good as the non dejected

[jtownstomp]

BEAR GRYLLS IS AN AMERICAN HERO

[xMorgasm92]

@jtownstomp except he's not American.....

[PTheCrazy]

@jtownstomp sorry mate, his from england

america doesnt have heroes.

[jtownstomp]

@PTheCrazy sorry cross, but he's from america, england doesn't have men

[matthewmccluskey1]

"And over here we have HecklerIceMan"

"Hacker"

"Hack...SHIT"

There goes my drink all over my keyboard.

[leEtechniker]

@matthewmccluskey1

same here :-D

[12Packers85]

Isn't this Episode 6???

[ThisIsDex]

@12Packers85 its reject cast.

[dwkjo]

@guard3 Tinder.

[wcc70]

Just remember mr.MaximusBlack when life gives you melons, you might be dyslectic

[gaurd3]

arm hair to make TENDER. it's call TENDER

[sPrettyCoolGuym]

Wtf, did anyone else watch a teletoon retro ad... in french??? (Don't speak frog)

[npalardy]

LOL

[darkmantlestudios]

I think alistaircase thought that hacker was only floating his buildings into a corner, so he made air to chase them down,

[felopia1]

how did jeff think up billie jean

[omumlook]

How is this guy in platinum???!!!!

[1xximrealxx]

sour bout those names lol

[TheHubGames]

The Iceman Cometh!

Points to anyone that knows the game the quote comes from!

[Vendnmachine]

@coqpwner cannons outrange them

[CoqPwner]

hahahaha a pheonix? XD

[CoqPwner]

why didnt he build a bunker in the beginning? =/

[dcdanchalmes]

god dammit Alistaircase...

[SpinyStarCraft]

reject cast= great cast

[onklebert]

Hee Hee Heee-eeh! Hoooooooooh!

[Prismvg]

So what, just because Bear sleeps in his crew's tent or a motel once in a while (btw, he never claimed to do otherwise) doesn't mean the techniques he shows are any less valid.

[phrozen17]

@Prismvg The techniques he teaches could get you killed in a real life scenario (running as fast as you can, sliding recklessly down hills etc..)

[michaelsunb]

4:24 too early?

[BlazinBrazen]

This is more like When Cheese Fails Season 5 Episode 5.575

[Ajizi]

platinum?

[blazer168]

cool a gm cheeser

[leonardlyra]

how the f*** do you managa to fuck up every single name? even hackericeman?

[CukinioWiewior]

Rejectet cast that was actualy cast so its not beeng rejected at all or its series of new reject but cast series?

[mushroomshuffler]

CHEESUS!

[Fradyyyy]

@mushroomshuffler my ingame name in starcraft 2 is actually cheesus :DD

cheesus_christ didn't fit....

[rabidtarg]

I don't think hacker realized he was at the Protoss natural.

[chumpification1]

no GEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

[XarcZai]

Maximus Black, has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Stuka87]

You think people would learn. Don't cannon rush a Terran!

[Zethbane]

thoroughly enjoyed this one =P

[HomieStoneFTW]

someone at my schoool is survivor mans daughter

[austin7761]

0:27 holy hotkeys batman

[chriswu000]

Why is this a reject cast? I thought it was pretty exciting.

[Galoan17]

I love how the intro is just full of fear about them messing it up. Here can hear it.

[phob1a1]

I cannot possibly come up with an explanation why this fantastic cast was rejected from the original schedule.

[nem00s]

gief moar of dat old school noise! MOAR!

[HMS564]

I think he made that phoenix thinking the other guy was just floating in a corner...shoulda gone for Void...

[HMS564]

I think...that Adam should start reading the names from now on xD

No offense Jeff, love yah but *face/palm*

[zimri19]

i think the phoenix was actualy trying to look for hidden flying buildings. it came way too late though.

[AppleCookie117]

It is so hard to watch people who are this bad. K 1000 minerals banked, gonna build marines? NOPE! lets make two more barracks that I wont use!

[Snommelp]

@AppleCookie117 ...you mean the two more barracks that then started pumping out marines alongside the original two? Are those the two more barracks you're talking about?

[MPSecare]

4:36 awkward silence lol

[zimri19]

it's not a smart thing to cannonrush against terran in the first place. it may throw them of a little, but they usually just do what all terran do when they are beaten, fly off and rebuild. i can't even count all the games where i have crushed the terrans base and they still win and eventually crush my base and win the game just because a single barracks was out of range or my groundforce and they sniped all my air units.

[pablopwnage]

@zimri19 maybe you should look into something called common sensed because no competent player would lose under the situation u just described

[zimri19]

@pablopwnage happened to me a lot, 2 deadballs, baserace, my army obviously stronger, he still kills my base faster, protoss army not as mobile as terran army, evades me all the time, kills base before i have time to kill his base of, EVEN while having like almost every expansion possible as a ninja-expand and pylons hidden everywhere.

[AdrianvsJak]

no one showing up to your party is worse than being late to your own party

[seighart419]

Now why was that a reject, that was pretty good.

[Digifier]

Why was this a reject cast ?

We want to see cheese fail, not you guys being epic enough.

[ohAlanho]

@Digifier im guessing on parts like 7:10 they were too busy talking and not looking at the screen so it was rejected? lol

[vawlkus]

Why was this a reject cast? This was an awesome failure of chease, not to mention a cool Terran attack.

[jokacho21]

@vawlkus because they want to show us matchups where they don't really know which cheeser is going to win.

[zpnmaster]

pepsi



[xXBlackZealotXx]

the first one sounded like tarzan getting shot by a firing squad of storm troopers from star wars

[KrsOnex]

He thought*

[KrsOnex]

He got the phoenix because he the terran player was hiding his command center in a corner of the map.

[letsgameguy]

starcraft units need to get glasses they cant see shit

[icebear129]

Lol why cheese a Terran ?

[Joshel131]

why is this a reject cast?

[Zyepoof]

@Joshel131 Jeff messed up the names. He is too scared of failing infront of youtube.

[igotTHEcookies]

@Joshel131 if i had to guess probally because it's slow and boring in a way(I enjoyed it) but you know like not epic fail battles or something just ends up being terran running rebuiling then moving in killing likeing nothing and the cheeser just leaves

[NaiveSkull]

@Joshel131 was actually rejected from being rejected.

[allanosmond1]

@Joshel131 He said on the stream because the game itself wasen't good.

[DheRadman]

people who cheese terans are mentally ill in their own special way

[AquaPhoenix2006]

Still trying to wrap my head around that Secret Santa story

[LifeInspector]

That was a really good game!

[jmonkey10]

Coke zero ftw i took a drink right before you said that!

[GmonyZB]

Survivorman is a fucking beast, way better than Bear Grylls.

[TheJanglernator]

@GmonyZB no one is better than Bear Grylls

[phrozen17]

@TheJanglernator Yeah les stroud actually is. bear Grylls stays in hotels with his film crew and personal chef.

[TheJanglernator]

@phrozen17 les stroud? and its Bear

[phrozen17]

@TheJanglernator Les stroud is survivorman and spare me the capitalized letter police Janglenuts

[GmonyZB]

@TheJanglernator Survivorman actually survives various climates and conditions for a week on his own with little to no equipment except for filming equipment which he uses himself.. This means he has to do twice the amount of work to survive, because he has to carry 70 pounds worth of filming equipment, set the cameras up and then walk back and get them. Bear Grylls shows survival techniques with a film crew. At night he stays at a 5 star hotel while Survivorman is sleeping on a pile of spruce

[SkeksisRule]

@GmonyZB Yep. Survivorman has to carry his own camera equipment, which usually means making the same trip a couple times. He doesn't have a crew following him around like Bear Grylls. And if a camera crew can do it, it probably means it isn't a real survival situation. Grylls' show is more like what NOT to do, because he is constantly doing stupid stuff like jumping off of waterfalls and going into freezing water.

[aLLPimPinN15]

@GmonyZB we will just call you retarded as you've obviously never seen Man vs. Wild. Survivorman is like the soap opera version. Hey watch me sit on the ground and do vlogs. As least Bear gets into shit and does stuff that might actually happen.

[RobinHood3000]

@aLLPimPinN15 "Might actually happen"? I don't know about you, but when I go on camping trips into the wilderness, I don't parachute in, then use that parachute to show how to survive. Nor would I drink my own urine (which dehydrates you), or jump into a pool of water without knowing how deep it is. Bear Grylls's advice would get you killed, it's that simple. By "gets into shit," I assume you mean dives into it headfirst and rubs it all over himself?

[GmonyZB]

@aLLPimPinN15 For one Bear Grylls is younger and he's not surviving on 200 calories a day like Survivorman, so he can do all this retarded shit like jump off cliffs or w/e the fuck he does. Bear Grylls's survival tips are useless he shows you things people would never do, like drink your own urine. Who doesn't know how to piss in a cup and drink it, and what kind of skydiver wouldn't know how to use his backup chute? Survivorman will show you how to distill your own urine to make fresh water.

[staphinfection]

@GmonyZB I agree with you and also like Les Stroud more than Bear.... but with Bear's camera crew he can do things that Les cannot, like put his life in serious danger doing stupid things(but highly entertaining and sometimes disgusting).

They both have SAFETY crews, Les just has them away from him, but he's always got a way to contact them in case of emergency. Bear puts his camera crew into the same dangerous situations as him, so there's risk involved in both shows.

I like them both.

[Jophus999]

@GmonyZB ahh the lovely memebase network and its useful resources

[DrPlatypusStarcraft]

@GmonyZB Maybve because grills climbed Everest while partially paralized because he wanted to do it lol.

[GmonyZB]

@DrPlatypusStarcraft what does this have to do with my comment? Bear Grylls climbed Mt Everest because he has incredible endurance, that doesn't make him a survival master. And he wasn't partially paralyzed, it would be impossible to climb anything while partially paralyzed, he obviously had full use over his body. 18 months gave him plenty of time to heal, but little time to get in shape that's why his climb was impressive.

[Macvombat]

@GmonyZB at least that's what they're telling us ;)

[someguyoutthere110]

@GmonyZB

Staying at a 5 star hotel... Better drink my own piss.

[Fingerpin91]

@GmonyZB The good old survivor discussion. Love it

[lilhwa]

@GmonyZB

Time to sleep... better drink my own piss

[cheese00789]

@GmonyZB he still drinks his own piss... survivorman probably doesnt do that...

[GmonyZB]

@cheese00789 homeless people drink their own piss too

[theAmdisen391]

@GmonyZB hes the true man

[Camman22424]

@GmonyZB yes, because im sure there are hotels all over the rural areas Bear Grills goes to. :p besides, bear grills is like, "whatever you do dont fall into this freezing cold water. but just in case you do, im going to strip down, dive in, and stay in it for a while because fuck you, im bear grills." while surviverman just survives. i like both shows, but survivor man is a little more like watching someone go camping . MVW is watching some bat shit insane dude drink his own piss

[GmonyZB]

@Camman22424 If someone fell into ice cold water, wouldn't their clothes still be on? If he wanted to simulate what it would be like to fall into ice cold water he should have kept his clothes on, because it's twice as hard to swim with wet heavy clothes than it is naked. The stripping should have come after, because if he fell in fully clothed and managed to get out, he would freeze to death if he kept his wet clothes on. So basically, Bear jumped in to cold water for no reason.

[Camman22424]

@GmonyZB which is exactly my point. he jumped in i just because "fuck you, im Bear Grills"

[loooolllzzman12]

@GmonyZB Sleeping in a leaf canoe MADE BY HAND like a bouse

[petrie911]

Hey, quick question for you people.

Is a 4-gate a cheese?

[rythmjc3]

@petrie911 Nope, its a legit early aggression tactic, but people call it cheese because they are noobs that don't know how to counter it.

[xXxThOmMyEbXxX]

@petrie911 no at all

[episodeIII]

Lol

[Mownmbasa]

4:32 is priceless i laughed my ass off, omg!

[mmurilloiii]

Alistair vs Iceman? Is this Pride Grad Prix 2003? Is anyone else as much as an MMA nerd as I am?

[silmiril1776]

@mmurilloiii it's the first thing i thought of :) wow how bout dos santos? crazy

[mrbigruss666]

these kids for real

[CptMonstruoso]

This was a really good cast, thanks for un-rejecting it!

[6tonestaa]

And that is why kids, you never cheese a terran...

[M1LkYdUdS123]

Hurry up and start will cheese fail?

[LordofKings135]

@M1LkYdUdS123 They'll do that when this season of when cheese fails is over

[nkedgun1011]

Heard you like your natural

[Demondog62]

Yo Dawg.. I heard you like 2 base expo

[jcditto1]

Why was this a reject? Good cast IMO

[animebassguy]

Anyone else here enjoys the failcasts as much as the aproved casts?

[purplefood1]

Can Maximus even read?

[Wahrheitest]

I would love to know why you guys can't sing anymore, there are so many other people that sing on youtube

[TheBoleynLegacy]

@Wahrheitest Those people who sing(and not their own songs) are most likely not sponsored, hence they don't make money off those songs. LAGtv, however, is sponsored, and they could be sued for "making money off the songs", since that's obviously the only reason the videos would be viewed

[91freerider19]

@Wahrheitest everyone else that sings, doesnt use ads. and dont make revenue off of their videos, when on the other hand lagtv wants to make revenue off of content that isnt theirs, (singing) but they cant. as it would create a copyright infringement.

[Randyolsson]

It's when they are silent it's the most fun, haha... always cracks me up, in between the joke and the reaction.

[FreakzorTgR]

Wait What the survival Man would call a FireBat!!!

[Proletariat12]

Phoenix...?

[LiezAllLiez]

6:10 I was screaming at the screen "Play the SC1 Marine death PLEASEEEE!"

[LiezAllLiez]

@LiezAllLiez Oops meant 4:20 lmao

[Enballgroda1]

Thank god for LagTV! First I got spammed by Mw3 and now Skyrim! Would be fine if it weren't 15 videos per hour!

[Ragnarockalypse]

Why the hell can't they just sing a few lines of a song?

[Mun885]

Mr Maximus Black, I demand (yes, I demand) cover of MJ's song "Billy Jean" performed by you.

Pleeease.

[dylan522p]

@Mun885 hes done on stream couple times

[IPuGBTT]

IHee Hee ee!

[Forscythe80]

Drink full sugar coke. Worried about health? Don't drink coke period as the artificial sweetener is bad for the liver or kidneys (forget which, but its one of them). Either way you're boned. Drink water.

[Ninitos1]

@Forscythe80 all of the things!

[Rockwarrior2004]

YES. I love seeing WCF. and since this is a reject cast that means there is still at least 5 more coming this season.

[FinTheDew]

dat phoenix

[Oerg866]

hee hee heeeeee~ ooooooooooh uuh- uuh~~~~~~

[savigy1301]

that SHHIIIT was so phat! hahaha, I felt the annoyance in that

[apple0pie0nation]

that blue block is moving almost sounds like it could be a meme.

[LifesAGlitchTV]

Streaming SC2 tune in after the game!

MaximusBlack

[Spade103XBL]

Pretty sure it was rejected because while there was cheese, and it did fail, it didn't happen spectacularly. It just failed, turned into a semi regular game and the guy quit upon first attack. Just a basic game.

[tycondryus]

The protoss cannot be plat ...

[LightFredyDark]

Y U REJECT!! was good

[nateyj11]

Cannon rushing a Terran...surest way to tell the world you're an idiot?

[sevreal4]

I will tell you how it was supposed to sound!

LEEEEEROY!... JENKINS!