And here we see the migratory path of the Skyrim cabbage, venturing back north for the summer. They huddle in mass groups, possibly to avoid being picked off one by one. As they come down the path, they are confronted with the sight of their apex predator -- the Dovahkiin. Dovahkiin intimidates them with shouts to scatter their numbers. It succeeds; the cabbages flee for their lives and fly away. Most try to fly towards the Dovahkiin to attack him, but alas; it is a vain effort.
yo dawg, i herd you like cabbages so we proved our point that they are a bad thing by making you get killed by them. i practically shouted "shit storm away!" when he MUSTARD JAR!'d
At the bottom of the hill... 4 hours later at the Riften gate: Guard1: Do you here anything? Dragonborn: ... Nooooooo.... Guard2: I do... Merchant: STAMPEDE!!!!! Guard1: Of what? Merchant: CABBAGES! Everyone but the Merchant & Dragonborn: *snickering, laughing, giggling & cackling* Merchant: *runs into the city and shuts the gates* Dragonborn: *jumps onto the wall* Cabbages crushes everyone outside the gates
Would be a better vid if Unrelenting Force bit was about two minutes earlier. I imagine that your 21 dislikes all got bored around two minutes in as I did. However I read about the pay-off so hung in there and it was worth it! Cool vid. Maybe cut the first two minutes off...
do this in a tavern where people fight each other for the food while dieing in cabbages. trust me drop some food and they'll fight, it'll be hilarious.
Me gusta Benny Hill music :3
Arikirikuze98 1 day ago
dragon grave at the end......
dragon raises from the dead "ALLUIE BIN KRALOKE...........CABBAGES?!?!?!"
TroLLIncTM 2 days ago
GO MY LITTLE MINIONS!!!! FEED THE PEOPLE!!!
EliteSephiroth 2 days ago
MY CABBAGES
D:
Speehsmareehn01 2 days ago
Computer: So....many....cabbages....
MushyTales 3 days ago 4
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i hate when that happens...
CaptainObvious0000 3 days ago
Cause the Cabbalanche.
Eat the Cabbalanche
haloplayer765 4 days ago
i was a hero like you all but then a cabbalanch blew off my knees
Hkup5 4 days ago
At 3:37 he sais,'' GET BACK UP THERE!''
nicky2281 5 days ago
i can just picture some Thalmor walkin down the the road,''Ughhhhh, i hate thi-CABBALACHE!'' He suffocates and dies from Cabalergy
nicky2281 5 days ago
He we would have rolled more down the hill, but he took an arrow to the knee! ._.
Awesomesaucebacon 5 days ago
@Awesomesaucebacon No, he would have rolled more down if he didnt thumbled on a cabbage..
dtiydr 5 days ago
I LOVE THAT MOTHER FUCKNG MUSIC
cCcAhmetseliMcCc 1 week ago 9
If only Morrowind had the graphics and physics of Skyrim...
zip0v 1 week ago
Some Guy: With all this cabbage we can cure world hunger!
Some other Guy: Nah let's roll it down a hill!
hayguylol 1 week ago
So this is what happened when dovahkiin took a poop.
boeingnz 1 week ago
oh man, where did u come up with cabbalanche? i clicked this video because of the funny and creative title.
MrOpensaysme123 1 week ago
THE ROAD OF CABACHE
TheVladazr 1 week ago
Your computer probably wants to punch you in your face, wonder how bad your FPS was haha
SweatyNutSack69 1 week ago
Definitely fill up ALL of Whiterun with cabbages. :D
jumpjet66 1 week ago 2
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My cousin's off fighting dragons and what do I get? cabbages
NoFinalAnswer 2 weeks ago
Needs more cabbages.
Joesolo13 2 weeks ago
I can just see a Whiterun Guard looking up and seeing cabbages falling from the sky and going "Oh, for fuck's sake, AGAIN?!"
c0v3rtw4ffle 2 weeks ago
And that day the Gods gave man and beast CABBAGE
cammyNpammy 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if the cabbages in the air reminded you of the ending of 300
MrSgarc3 2 weeks ago
*Flash Back*
Mom: Always eat your cabbages!
Dovahkinn (Little): No!
*Present Time*
Mom: Eat those cabbages!
Dovahkinn (Grown): No! FUS DOH RAH!
changkitty 2 weeks ago
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Meanwhile in Africa....
SKYRIM VERSION
Meanwhile in the Alikir Desert....
waterninja3 2 weeks ago
Why always cabbage?
roudchkjcgh 2 weeks ago
@roudchkjcgh Rolls better.
ppeiker 2 weeks ago
I used to be an adventure like u but then I took a cabbage to evreything
TheFreakyBlackOpsGuy 2 weeks ago
who let johnny get to the cabbage vault??? O_o
MSHAYESASS 2 weeks ago
2:35 there's a cabbage if you look closely
Dubzzyyy 2 weeks ago
Haha slawine ( dutch people will get m)
venrajful 2 weeks ago
do this from the throat of the world
DMREBARROS 2 weeks ago
do this next to an african village
ORLYReviews 3 weeks ago
thumbs up if you saw cabbage
shadowrunner246 3 weeks ago
niceee
DutchCrafterzz 3 weeks ago
muted after 2 sec
GolemShadowsun 3 weeks ago
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a flying cabbage to the head
el08882 3 weeks ago
that's it, I'm doing that in real life
7ru3h4x0r 3 weeks ago
its funny cause at the beggining of the video there is a flying animal in the background xD Prolly a tiger or smth xD
Pupixario 3 weeks ago
rabit and turtles died from orgasm and thinking this is heaven
Andaril2 3 weeks ago
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an cabbage in the knee.
Satyriceon 3 weeks ago
Its a... its a... its a CABBALANCHE
accrender 3 weeks ago
Where's pac-man when you need him......
muffinmuncher98 3 weeks ago
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GO TO WHITERUN AND THROW CABBAGES AT PEOPLE!!!
*Insane look*
joezzzify 3 weeks ago
Lagalanche
carthima 4 weeks ago
In today's weather, partly cloudy with a 75% chance of cabbage.
LokoFrozenOver 4 weeks ago
Random traveler on that road: ಠ_ಠ . . .
sgtdutch99 4 weeks ago 2
You better start eating.
ManHunks 4 weeks ago
ಠ3ಠ I heard u like cabbage...
dragonsruletheearth1 1 month ago
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why does you're video get sooo many views? Seriously 7000 really is pretty amazing, my cabbage
avalanche video only gets like 2 views :(
TheSunnycar 1 month ago
now who will clean it all you must eat it!!!
Xa0JaCobaX0 1 month ago
Look at all the physics :') its so beautiful
lXmoondoggieXl 1 month ago
rabbit sitting next to him "HOLY SHI- i mean HOLY CABBAGE im not gonna be hungry...."
Anarchy113670 1 month ago
a farmers dream come true?
hisnoopy64 1 month ago
how come your video gets sooo many views, my cabbage avalanche only gets like 20 views :(
TheSunnycar 1 month ago
meanwhile in skyrim
twentyoneandsix 1 month ago
I came......... AN INTIRE OCEAN OF CABBAGE!!!!!!
santaslilhelper90 1 month ago
And the southern road leading out of Whiterun has been blocked today due to exces amounts of cabbage.
SovietChikun 1 month ago
Random farmer:DOHVAKIIN!!!!!DRAGON ATTACK!!!
Dohvakiin: Oh? FUS-ROH-CABAH!!!!!*begins raining cabbage*
Dohvakiin: My job here is done...*walks away*
*Dragon sits there getting hit on the head with thousands of cabbage*
Dragon: Damn dohvakiin and his cabbage fetish...
dragonsruletheearth1 1 month ago
mmm soup
fibreoptik 1 month ago
I cabbalanched a dragon. It barbecued me.
hugosaurus 1 month ago
3:38 it's like 1000 cabbage pin bowling :D
MJpieFTW 1 month ago
BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL!!!
MJpieFTW 1 month ago
And here we see the migratory path of the Skyrim cabbage, venturing back north for the summer. They huddle in mass groups, possibly to avoid being picked off one by one. As they come down the path, they are confronted with the sight of their apex predator -- the Dovahkiin. Dovahkiin intimidates them with shouts to scatter their numbers. It succeeds; the cabbages flee for their lives and fly away. Most try to fly towards the Dovahkiin to attack him, but alas; it is a vain effort.
jedihunter176 1 month ago
now do that on top of high hrothgar
xb0xgamer9123 1 month ago
Jarl walks out side... And says "Damn Dovahkiin used he cabbage shout"
tylerschoolme 1 month ago
The dragonborn ended world hunger
Nord child: But I do not want cabbage mom...
jinxinx93 1 month ago
I came cabbages
MsPooplord 1 month ago
Guard: It's raining cabbages outside!
Jarl: Um, ok. No more mead for you.
hpfreak2000 1 month ago
How the dragonborn feeds the poor
randomtom111 1 month ago
the dude from avatar the last airbender shall never worry about his cabbages again.
shadow45677 1 month ago
Man/woman walking up a hill minding his/her own business
Suddenly...
CABBAGES
Man/woman: What the FUCK?!?!
Buffmuscle11 1 month ago
MY CABBAGES!
gothkid287 1 month ago
i like the part with the cabbages ^.^
swirlees 1 month ago
CABBAGE RAIN! some stay dry and others feel the pain of CABBAGE RAIN!
NewtzRock124 1 month ago 2
I find this strangely amusing.
MaddieMKTU 1 month ago 33
@MaddieMKTU It's the audio, I'm almost certian.
joemama114 1 week ago 2
MY CABBAGES!!!
LongLiveTheRev100 1 month ago 14
your gona find random cabbagages around the land :P
OldSkewlRap 1 month ago
I took a cabbage to the knee.
Archer2509 1 month ago
The DLC will be called.......... INVASION OF THE CABBAGE DRAGONS!
lachie19940 1 month ago
There is gunna be one happy hobo at the bottom of that hill
evanathey 1 month ago
HAHAHA skyrim is being attacked by cabbages :)
Doctor1257 1 month ago
Hey girl I heard you like cabbages, so here's a cabbage, in another cabbage.
greatdslayarr 1 month ago
Worker: Ill take my umbrella, its raining cabbage outside.
Wife: Again?!?
Worker: Yeah, the Dovahkiin is playing with food again...
Wife: At least it's not cheze this time. Be careful honey!
Worker: Dont give him idea!
^^
MissSilenes 1 month ago 28
@MissSilenes lol at least its not cheze this time
dont give him an idea lolol
pokepingpong 1 week ago
um i just took a cabbage to the knee
gotblake7666 1 month ago
He is Dovahkiin, CABBAGEBORN
DrGengar 1 month ago 2
muff cabbage
Res0lut1on 1 month ago
our cabbages will darken the sky
then we shall fight in the shade!
unclebill95 1 month ago
that dragon will wake up and be like.''what the fuck happened in the last 5000 years cabbages took over the world''.
CookieMonster199799 1 month ago
Yessssss. I want a giant ball pit full of thousands of cabbages now.
sistergoat 1 month ago
Its the cabbapocalypse!
Maitrelabrourie 1 month ago
CABBAGE FEST!
deltron2033 1 month ago
The villagers are saying Dragons and now cabbalanches the world is ending
aaron12774 1 month ago
*Has flashback of St Patty's Day Parade in New Orleans*
Dem's veggies HURT!
Draconovich 1 month ago 2
Name of the song is Yakety Axe...
livinglawful 1 month ago
and you get a cabbage! and YOU get a cabbage! Everybody gets cabbage!
Bebirokku 1 month ago
the cabbage i had for dinner just spoke
xtheepikmelonx 1 month ago
Remind anyone else of the sony TV advert?
Krazekid96 1 month ago
From a distance they remind me of the Flood from Halo :D
NLRoadKill 1 month ago
MY CABBAGES!!!!
lizachan99 1 month ago
Honest pay for honest work.
Pretentification 1 month ago
ummm i can make a good comment ummmmmmmm i used to make arrow to the knee jokes..then i took a cabbage everywhere
MW2noobssuck 1 month ago
yo dawg, i herd you like cabbages so we proved our point that they are a bad thing by making you get killed by them. i practically shouted "shit storm away!" when he MUSTARD JAR!'d
LSFDevastator 1 month ago
TONIGHT! WE DINE, IN HE----*gets attacked by several hundred rolling cabbages"
ISetYourFaceOnFire 1 month ago
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I can`t believe I just watched 5 minuets of cabbages rolling down a hill. .
MrFinlayFox 1 month ago
I HERD YALL LIKE CABBAGAGES.
TheNapalmSatan 1 month ago 35
Thats a shit load tiber septum salad.
soddenassassin 1 month ago
Damn, i dropped my cabbage...
xBerganx 1 month ago
they call him... CABBAGEBORN!
meowmoobaa4anime 1 month ago
It would be better with apples, or something smaller!
travermaster 1 month ago
What are all those other countries complaining about, all they have to do to fix their starvation problem is cause a cabbage-lanche
XcryowolfX 1 month ago
If this was the real world. NOBODY WOULD STARVE!! Cabbage to all!
Kaja4004 1 month ago
holy shit..... Chuck Norris must be powering that computer to avoid lag! 0.0
TweedCapMan 1 month ago
"I was a young adventurer like you once....but then I took a cabbalanche to the knee..."
CajmonetChic 1 month ago
Best. Game. Ever.
4R8YnTH3CH33F 1 month ago
Imagine this in real life!
LetsMineAdam 1 month ago
Farmer: I will buy all your cabbages.
Dragonborn: Okay, take 'em all!
*insert thousands of cabbages from no where*
Farmer: Wh-what the-- CABBAFLOOD!
Dragonborn: Oh, sorry. FUS RO DAH!
*Begin hailing cabbages*
Farmer: By Yismer; were all doomed.
Dragonborn: ...
MaddyMasacar 1 month ago 48
@MaddyMasacar Did you know, that the name 'Ysmir' is taken from one of the vikin god's Ymir
Lolipop665 1 month ago
CABAGEKIIIIIN
Trefoilable 1 month ago
Ugh, now who is going to clean up that mess!!!
Bob3Tim 1 month ago
DragonHunterFIlms 1 month ago
cool story bro
ruffles272 1 month ago
I like the part with the cabbage
DontBlinkLoL 1 month ago
today's forecast is falling cabbages, make sure you take your shields to work today to protect yourself from these vegetables
MysteriousStranger99 1 month ago
MOREMOREMOREMORE!!!!!!!
ricochet188 1 month ago
note to self: cover skyrim in gabbage
coolcheeseclan 1 month ago
Next video, Fus Ro Dah 10000 cabbages off a cliff.
soulessENERGY 1 month ago
THROWWWWW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEESEE!!!!!!!
flipthisoff 1 month ago
How do you do that?
mrga009 1 month ago
Great now do it with money in my room...
sk8tr65 1 month ago
There should be a shout that does this
MasterOfTheMarsh 1 month ago
be free cabbages! be free!!
HaveAUsernameIDont 1 month ago
so thats where my cabbages went
xuMp45xKiNgxX 1 month ago
and this is why the redguards are starving
MrLifeSkating 1 month ago
Oh God don't tell the Cabbage patch kids about this one, they might file a lawsuit
DickSimmons2 1 month ago
LOOOOOOOL xDDDD
XxArhusxX 1 month ago
blood dragon:you shall die dragon born
dragon born:not if i can help it
blood dragon:its hopeless
dragonborn:nope for i have cabbage!
blood dragon:omg nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *dies for cabbages attack*
dragonborn:my young cabbages we will take over the world
cowan131 1 month ago
i like cabbage *SPLAT* (FUS DO CABBAGES)
Samarizer 1 month ago
Very healthy shout
FXIX 1 month ago
Now clean up, trasher..
glennxavier38 1 month ago
Thats one way to end world hunger...
Chrisuperhero 1 month ago
No Matter What Elder Scrolls It may be Morrowind, Oblivion or Skyrim. The Cabbage has more videos than anything :D
TESKeenGuy 1 month ago
lol and ho gonna clean after him now?!? :D
UnderworldSelene01 1 month ago
name of song?
lest128 1 month ago
And suddenly....CABBAGES!!!!
Plutoizreal 1 month ago
loloololololololololololololol
Nazeye 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
CAB BA GEH! (Cabbaging Force)
Guusberttje 1 month ago
i count 3601 :o
petrickist 1 month ago
i count 3600 cabbages.
Xbox360CovSgtTater 1 month ago
Would be a better vid if Unrelenting Force bit was about two minutes earlier. I imagine that your 21 dislikes all got bored around two minutes in as I did. However I read about the pay-off so hung in there and it was worth it! Cool vid. Maybe cut the first two minutes off...
lindroidband 1 month ago
oh god. get rid of this crappy music
AscensionStudiosCA 1 month ago
@AscensionStudiosCA Crappy?! Get a fucking EARS moron
krisfather 1 month ago
now imagine having to go and pick up all those cabbages after your done playing with them.
how do you feel now?
BroReapz 1 month ago
My cabbages!!
Kakashisister 1 month ago
skip to 3:35 to see him use unrelenting force on all of the cabbages.
TheRSBeggar 1 month ago
five minutes of cabbages rolling. great.
wiiedmais300 1 month ago
u can open a restaurant named Cabbarim
swift4o 1 month ago
Could have been worse: Could have been raining men.
MrShowermonster 1 month ago
Those damn Cabbage Patch Kids did it again -_-
hihihi31 1 month ago
Feed the world with a shout and whats this CABBAGES.
Animeloverkid 1 month ago
What you really need to do is go to that giant mountain it the begining.
Luna1020521 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I almost peed my pants! What were you thinking? "Hm, let's play Skyrim... and stuff the whole game with cabbage!"
LauraBegthel 1 month ago
do this in a tavern where people fight each other for the food while dieing in cabbages. trust me drop some food and they'll fight, it'll be hilarious.
11haythem 1 month ago
This is quite...... CABBAGSTROPHIC
Emrekpelmu 1 month ago
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i used to spawn a cabbalanche on a hill to the benny hill theme while shouting, till i took 2500 cheesewheels to the face.
thechoochooshoe 1 month ago
Look!.... What, what is it?....... CABBAGE!!!
markandshermanfan 1 month ago
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thechoochooshoe 1 month ago
Make a Cheesalanche
iagorockboy 1 month ago
general tulius: what do you got private?
private: a shit ton of cabbages we are surrounded
general tulius: we're fucked, tell ulfric full surrender we'll give the son of a bitch whatever he wants
mikestermoney04 1 month ago
One day, i hope we all get to go to skyrim and participate in the run with the Cabbages
TheShadowcool 1 month ago
If only I had skyrim for the PC..SKYRIMS DESTINY LIES IN X-BOX 360,BITCHES
argf45y4g 1 month ago
And the cabbage was spread through the land, raining from the mountains. And there was great rejoicing. Fallowed by death by cabbage.
hellwolf443 1 month ago
I'm guessing your favorite vegetable is... Tomato?
McTusky 1 month ago