russell peters: beating your kids

[TiwaOyin]

"Do you want that little white kid to feel left out? Beat that child so he's not a social out cast."

[madeasjo]

so fuckin true and funny

:D

[MrArundawar]

i have wached this over 50 times and it dosent get old.

[shjio55]

WOW a white kid i've heard so much about you

XD

[Rockshadow91]

WARNING: Do not eat and watch this video at the same time!

[Nookdeh]

Dad-it says you got an F in school *sniffs* woooaaah!

Kid- Nooo~!

(sadly i'm korean and my dad does know martial arts and its worse when he knows kendo cuz stick hurts more than kick and fist.

[2800boy]

This dude is a fuckin beast!!! lol. And I used to get beat! haha.

[ferb1991]

@charuatre only 10 times ???

im watching fking 20th time i still laugh my eyes out

[MsPuppylover22]

russell's the best. he was so funny when i saw him in australia. RUSSELL ALL THE WAY!

[Novanova22]

LOL! I would SO like to see this done in World of Warcraft Machinima style, with Orcs and Trolls and Blood Elf White kids, and all! LOL! :p

[zapper12xx]

somebody gonna geta hurt reallll baddddddddd.

[RaiseTheSpirit]

just found this guy., he's hillarious! 

[TheCommunityFan]

i'm chinese and when i get a B, my mom beats me with a metal coat hanger. then my dad throws a chair at me. 

[hussi97]

@TheCommunityFan that's not even funny man ..

[Soulzityr]

@hussi97 not always a joke. happens to me, im chinese and my mom uses metal coat hanger and my dad once threw a remote controller at me for it.

[Mlindos]

Eminem

[indidesidude]

sooo True....In India If u get "A" u get a Wrist Watch...."A-" acceptable....anything from B to c u get Scolding and comparison wrt other kids....and Beyond C....U get UR ASS KICKED....

[Richgirl1418]

ahahahahha.

FUNNY

[Dreamsx0]

"Beat that child so he's not a social outcast!" HAHA

[AznKnight12]

23 people got a beating

[machkando]

Lmao "I'm hoping it's my brother." haha

[zafis2cool4u]

he is hilarious!

[omaryou1992alami]

just incase lmfao hhhhhhhh

[shadowmane55]

really funny!!!

[slimjim1212]

This guy is fucking hilarious!!!!

[loveshanti11]

african parents have the same motto. If you get rid of one, I'll just make another one! It is so funny!

[musicmelodyx]

@loveshanti11 thats not really indian peoples motto... haha

[wickednuker]

Oye Russel..

Sombodys gonna get hurt real bad.

I saw this like so many times lol i can act the whole video.. haha

[jkwk1001]

love it! i never get tired and lol i cant stop laughing!

[indipendit]

"aye boy com here"

"yes daddy"

clunk

"whats that for"

"just in case"

[TheRMdeSouza]

i am gonna die over here if i dont stop laughing !!!

[desidoe69]

What show was this from?

[cowboy9mmca]

I can remember threatening my dad with calling social services when I was a kid....didn't go over so well!

[informationplz]

"I got sent to my room..." One time I mouthed off to my mom, I was maybe 14/15 yrs old..My dad was right there in the dining room with us and he grabbed my neck, lifted me up to the wall and threw me onto it. He said "If you ever talk to this woman like that again, you are done." He let me loose, not hitting me once. I said OK, and to this day I am not a cranky, rude disrespectful asshole that I could've been.. Beat yer kids? Only in moderation and with good intent..but not too much,OK?;)

[bjolsengutt]

somebody gonna get a hurt real bad. Somebody, im not gonna say who, but i think you might know him very well!

[gunmantol]

yea..his joke never feel bored :P

[pradip1995hero]

duhhhh....every frk asian kids get beaten up...lol how he interpreted that!

[rokkii123]

if i get rid of one i make another one! and ill tell the new one what an idiot the last one was! LMAO!

[ChaosZin]

in that time.. somebody gonna geta hurt real bad!! lol

[onewingedcrow]

too funny :)

[sachalhernandez]

omg that is soooo true. i had one white friend and i saw her tell her mom to shut the f up...i was like omg thats crazy!!!! my mom woulda bust all my teeth out...lol

[benx54321]

Who do i look like ryans mom? <--- lol that was funny as hell

[JoeMaMaPWNU]

this is all true!!

[hgfhdfhfyhud]

im 20 e mia mamma mi batte ancora

[MrLolza69]

talkn from experience

[yazied00100]

hell yeah man! i am arab in america! when i tell people that dad beat the crap out of me when he knew i was smoking at age of 11 they all went : O.O!! OHHHH! lol

[Richgirl1418]

@yazied00100

hahah

[nikiebc]

Whats the name of the dvd for this one??

[wizardgtrim]

the cd is red white and brown!!!

[judoman98]

nooo...its the comedy now special

[TheMontreal88]

looool

[genma986]

So true :)

[otakugothicvampire]

this is hirlairous i love indian ppl i had an indian teacher he was hilarious

[MrHotmomo3]

some of this is so true

[azndt8]

its true lol.

[Subsw00fers]

Dam you are funny!

[catadeluxe]

lool, It's soo true!!! Thank God I am a white from Eastern Europe, if not, someone gonna get hutr real bad!!!

[um22w22]

timeless

[djtko19]

So true. So very true.

[charuatre]

i'm watching it 10th time and really i'm not bored :)

[zigzagmax101]

@charuatre

I've seen this show many times too.. funny every time.

[charuatre]

no one can beat rusell peters!

[FeehzaoO]

@charuatre lllllllllloll dont know why me 2...and Im still laughing of the same crap, this is fucking funnie! I cant stop to watch!

[evoteck]

eh!

[cyber901]

Lol it take 23min to come here, somebody gonna get hurt real bad ^^

[charlotte15kez]

aaaaahahahahahahaha..oooh, he is sooo funny..lol

[Stecie1]

lmao... sumbody gonna get a hurtin real bad...sumbody i'm not gonna say who...lol

[KyuubiMozen]

this is some hilarious shit

[TheDailyNewsPost]

LOL, the parents know kung fu!

lolololololol!!!

[Addipooh15]

lol so true, EVERYWHERE exept 4 CANADA! XD LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[rebirth1312]

great stuff

[BlackMambaMovies]

4:38: Fuck off!

[mzflem]

LOLO LMAO! OMG! That Arab is Krazie! oommg dude is a TRUE def. of a COMEDIAN! {hope his reads this} 'Russell peters' huh .. wel il b looking for him alot more

[494c6f7665416c6578]

He is Indian.

[chandniluvstasha]

hes not ARAB..learn ur facts sweetie..he a anglo-indian

[nshuvo]

Hey, i am loughing so much, i am dying at loughing.........shit funny this guy.

[billnormalatgmailcom]

ended at the perfect moment!!

[movielover2353]

I liked the part where the white kid said f you mom and then he filp the the finger!!!!!!!!!!!

[zXTkdkidXz]

'Just in case...'

[dizzyisme]

hahahahaha hes hilarious!

"i would hate to have asian parents.. they know kung fu and stuff"

lolol

[zacharylil56]

nah mine use belt

[dizzyisme]

that sucks

[x3iShopx3]

Omg my mom used to use that on my brother in the past when she got super super mad at him, lawl.

[infowebkinz]

uhmm i have asian parents.. theyre not chinses and they don't do kung fu but they beat my ass with a leather belt xD

[maiyeuanh83]

LOL

[rocklee5x]

the hells that supposed to mean???

[andicatz]

Just came across this comedian today! He's amazin! never laughed so hard x

[kickflip1996]

i'm indian and im not ashamed

[Linkgirl13]

"White people,please beat your kids."Hahahaha,I love it!

[rocklee5x]

HE makes me so proud to be arabian!!

[onurozbek89]

bro he is indian

[rocklee5x]

am half INDIAN BRO!!

[simerr]

fuck you

[TamilEelamTigers2009]

this is the most funniest comedian ONLYY BC ALL HIS JOKESSS R DAMM REALLLLLLLLLL

THEY R NOT MADE OF...

this wholee episode is 100% PERFETCLY TRUEEEEEEE

happens in ma family...happens to all brown people......

[NESWIIGAMECUBE]

somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!

[xXBlingBlingBoyXx]

man this guys damn funny

[Just04u01]

wow a white kid..i've heard so much about you!!!!

[hockeymaniac95]

You boy, come here.

Yes daddy?

*tock*

What was that for?

Just in case...

[zabithezabi]

This is sooo FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lennlish]

"Ukraine, you know what I'm saying, they'll beat you with a cabbage roll"

ROFL ROFL ROFL.

[lizbethpeelee]

Ahhhhh! i love him!!!

[guitarguy93]

"You'll do what? Is that right? Oooooohhh!!! Well let me get you the phone tough guy!"

[kmullings20]

the jamaican parent thing is soooo true....i got beaten 4 things i thought

[threethirtyeight]

I'm white, I'm Canadian and my mom still hits me. Is this bad?

[doajig101]

Just call child services

[doajig101]

Just call child services

[lalokadenewark]

somebody gonna get hurttttt hahahahahaaaaaa SOMEBODY

[stephenharperbest2]

lol that "FUCK YOU!" actually sounded like a white guy

[nonpapereater]

this is hilarious i love it

[seaFoodSifu]

HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHA

[ladhkay]

lol

"do i look like ryan's mom"?

[pitcher303]

hilarious i love this skecth

[sweetness12394]

BWOY he is so speaking the truth

[Deathhrulez]

soo true im from europe and like I dont know 1 parent from europe that didnt beat his kid..yo in canada they never get beaten..

[Maddin667]

ou man i was rolling on the floor laughing!

[Catreysha]

BEST THING EVER LOL!!

[phenomenal17]

lol I am jamaican and that is soooooooo true..lol he is funny...

[junkmailboy1000]

"just in case......."

[boouwhore713]

truee !

my mom hits mee; but its funny

[sitruc117]

you have a room?lol

[huntrayisabeast16]

holy crap this is one of the most true things i have ever heard

[Hanz09x]

funny shit. hahaha

[grandwolfe]

I was one of those rare white kids who recieved a "beating" growing up. My parents used the belt, wooden spoon, hair brush, fly swatter, ruler, shoe, switch, and a paddle. Of course it was always on the leg or butt.

[schmuddelfinger]

and now u jerk off to bdsm stuff?

[GUNNSTARZ]

what bout the jug cord, the vacuum pole, etc

[hippie0ninja]

HAHAH IM WHITE! "WOW! A WHITE KID! IVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!" lmfao. is that bad? hah.

[ShonniePooh73]

LMAOOOOOOOO too funny Sombody gonna get-a hurt..

[kaiserqureshi]

he merked it man Somebody gonna hurt tonight. that's they do even mines man i don't swear only difference.

[umesh1996]

because this is like his best show so whats it called??????????????????

[MissFabulousAngel]

i love this guy he is soooo funny.

[dracodude7]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[umesh1996]

what is this show actually called??

[gopitt08]

yeah i want 2 know 2

[20Vic02]

Beat that child so it´s not a social outcast! xD

[VI3TzKM]

lmfao so true people will beat you !

[dancemigldance]

funny

[illicit3an]

lol, somebody gonna get a hurt

[MIROSMW]

somebody gonna get hurt.

[albertoinferno]

Come here, it says you got an F in school

hahahaha

[coolgirl2525]

makes me giggle forever

[ahmedyuri]

hahahahah can stop laughing

[Tiran42194]

MAD FUNNY and so totally true lol

[tidusenix]

this is some good comedy man, good going!

[muslim4muslims]

RUSSELE PETERS you rule man....your the funniest comedian of ALL TIME! soooo funny

[adzzz25]

it is the funnyest in the world lol jokes man

[PengNaz]

beautiful. the best comedy act I've seen. EVER!

[madpat2007]

Somebody gonna get a hurt REAL BAD!

[mariamqwert]

LMFAO!

ROFL!

LOL

... that... was funny!

[missteezee123]

lmfao

omg

this is the only thing on youtube that really had me laughing out loud haha

[f1u2c3k4]

my first time i find something real funny

[robo1020]

I'm chinese, and my mom would slap me if I cuss. If I get a bad grade she would say, "Get a better grade or work in the fast fodd place".

[ds12z]

ahah my mom would say that too but she would say i couldnt even get a job anywhere

[CuTiiieGak]

Some body gonna getaaa hurtttttt really baddd LOL the funiest guy i have ever seen.

[kzahid06]

lol this ownz

[Teekay713]

hah so hilarious

sombody gonna geta hurt real bad!

funay!

[Blackninja222]

russel come and do the dishes fuck you dad

what the hell did you say to me do I look look ryan mom

[bhaagya09]

he should be in everychannel

[Vii3tears]

so funny

[greennight97]

hey i tried that... it didn't work

[deathdefer]

i got my ass kicked yo i did 2 white pplz i got sent to my room u hav a room?!?!?!!

[qays786]

some body gonna geta hurting

[usmanbutt]

well if u call a black man a nigga! any way good stand up comedy basically has Indians or Asians as a target good any way!

[KiowaAwoik]

oh my god that was great i love this guy!!

[imthatguyyy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MaRInaluvsmuzik]

he should be bleesed insultin his own country.sssssssssh man. but hes funny

[SniperViper1000]

You mean Canada. I know, Eh!

[yermaw145]

So funny, so offensive lol. Just because hes from an ethnic minority everyone feels ok. Picture a white man up there saying these things and you'll get the idea..

[iWoNtSaYiT]

i was thinking that the whole time.