@allenerin01 Yea... it's part of the game. It's a game called "Hats", also known as "Dating Service Video" where they have to try to get laid in one sentence while wearing and refering to said silly hat.
DONT READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOUU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE,TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE ;HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY!POST THIS TO OTHER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPER
Please people, enough with the comments about the volume. I had it posted for a few days before I realized the problem, and I wasn't about to pull it down.
my hand is on the volume knob of my speaker to get ready to crank or turn down as soon as the joke's over...adjuuuuuuuuust auuuuuuuuuudio....but Colin's great! :P
I remember on Whose Line Uk Colin got a very long top hat and sat on the stool with it covering his crotch looking glum and mute at the camera. Really got me into his improv since then ^^
@Arcterious If you look VERY closely you can see that there are no actual repeating scenes. I've already gotten that complaint with Ryan's Hat vid. So sorry the video wasn't that good for you.
Gourd gets me every time.
valkolakk 5 days ago
any one else notice a majority were all inuedos? i really hope he gets laid every day now.
allenerin01 3 weeks ago
@allenerin01 Yea... it's part of the game. It's a game called "Hats", also known as "Dating Service Video" where they have to try to get laid in one sentence while wearing and refering to said silly hat.
BYERE 6 days ago
"I don't even care that your on your pyramid=HAHA.I love this show.
starionslut 3 weeks ago
Me: *Drinking water.*
Colin: I can churn thy butter.
Me: *Spits out my water and starts laughing hysterically.*
hungergameslover28 3 weeks ago
4:15 goldilocks+prince charles
sakisakasan 1 month ago
Geez I miss watching this on TV
Allzthedevil 1 month ago
this really shows how much he recycles material
LyndonMurray 1 month ago
on a boat, with a goat, i dont care!
blufairy8324 1 month ago
1:03
TheJammyboy1 2 months ago
Colin looks like Lord Varys from Game of Thrones at 0:28
tbcBambi 2 months ago
2:12 I used to date alot when I was younger, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Gio2009 2 months ago
Alien hat - I cum in peace!!
rondo215 2 months ago
ah screw it!
freakyandsqueaky 2 months ago
c'mon im horny
PootieTangsBelt 2 months ago
lol i love the jawa references
korbinhall 2 months ago 2
SLASHdaROCKER 2 months ago
"All hands on dick."
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DONT READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOUU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE,TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE ;HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY!POST THIS TO OTHER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPER
ErikHusker4life 3 months ago
"just use your imagination" best line!
MrSuperfrogman1 3 months ago
happy birthday now blow me out! lol xD
MegaUnknown43 3 months ago
there i blow!
sammyb9876 3 months ago
Colin looks good with an afro! "Hi, you might remember me as Pete from Mod Squad." XD
WhatAndEver 4 months ago
Lol, jawa was the best!
Aerodil 4 months ago
Please people, enough with the comments about the volume. I had it posted for a few days before I realized the problem, and I wasn't about to pull it down.
YamiMarik1994 4 months ago 18
my hand is on the volume knob of my speaker to get ready to crank or turn down as soon as the joke's over...adjuuuuuuuuust auuuuuuuuuudio....but Colin's great! :P
Shaktech786 4 months ago
I'd been looking for that "Help, they're making me do hats" bit for ages.
Riku006 4 months ago
I will churn thyne butter 8)
courtneymary10 4 months ago 2
eejawa jawa eewajawa jawa jawa eewajawa
SILENTGHOST53 4 months ago
at 3:20 tht was the best moment of his life
amberwolfgirl 5 months ago
I will churn thy butter ROFL
UnrealSoldier666 5 months ago
who heard "fuck" at 2:03
chaoswar754 5 months ago
Greatest thing ever! :D
kingCrowley93 5 months ago
I will have you on a boat,I will have you with a goat. On a boat, with a goat,I dont care.
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Dansharpjr 5 months ago
i think the only below-average looking bald guy that pulls it off
theFlowerPrince343 6 months ago
i use that birthday one my ex girlfriend and put her in the hospital for two weeks, that happened last year.
AnimeWatcher1001 6 months ago
The irony is the fact that it aired on ABC Family
Jankolli 6 months ago
i will churn thy butter!
AnimeArkansan01 6 months ago
"All hands on deck!" cue spittake
EarlOfEs 6 months ago
the only repeats in there are done by Colin himself; the only real bad part is the volume irregularity. Otherwise, awesomely funny vid =)
VFAA1C 7 months ago
One dislike........oh well...... :|
xXCloudRoxXx 7 months ago
"no, you use the force" LOL!
qisnanaJBseldemi 8 months ago 3
at 2:52 i was totally expecting something like "i like going under" hahahhaha(:
ialsogobydreamaa 8 months ago
Happy Birthday, now blow me out! lol
theowl0120 8 months ago
@ventures58 That's Gourdon Freeman to you! Sorry, couldn't resist ;D
YamiMarik1994 8 months ago 21
@YamiMarik1994 wait YOU CAN TALK NOW?!?!?!
yummyumms96 1 month ago
ALL HANDS ON DICK (Collin meaning to say deck All hands in deck)
7dog123 8 months ago 3
THERE I BLOW!!!!!!!!
Crazysinger77 9 months ago
That,is like my fab video now!!! Bets surprised kitty by a landslide
mangochic101 9 months ago
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ALL HANDS ON DICK
BubblegumJoss 10 months ago
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"All hands on dick!" :D
TheLegendarySam 10 months ago
5:13, he does look CUTE!!!
ShuichiYukiLove4Life 10 months ago
As a police officer from San Fransico...
LindseyBugsify 11 months ago 4
Was really funny (:
leemonjuice 11 months ago
"Help, they're making me do Hats. I wanna go home!" My fav Colin Hats line!!
terrfomp92 11 months ago
I will churn thy butter. Lol
Watawaytogo 11 months ago 3
This video makes me feel like a DJ adjusting the volume control for each scene.
Str4t0sPh3rE 1 year ago 3
Funniest one was at 3:09!! Collin rocks!!
gabypie 1 year ago
"Care for a little PROBE?" =]
slaruhhbethh 1 year ago
I remember on Whose Line Uk Colin got a very long top hat and sat on the stool with it covering his crotch looking glum and mute at the camera. Really got me into his improv since then ^^
doommetaldoom 1 year ago
I didn't see "Let me help you hit those high notes...MEOW"
ScarlettRevolution 1 year ago
1:05 enough said.
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ScarlettRevolution 1 year ago
that mask at 3:12 is just creepy.
dizzypunchpanda29 1 year ago
i will churn thy butter :)))))
NTMRemixes 1 year ago
You repeated a few and you could have at least adjusted the volume.
Arcterious 1 year ago
@Arcterious If you look VERY closely you can see that there are no actual repeating scenes. I've already gotten that complaint with Ryan's Hat vid. So sorry the video wasn't that good for you.
YamiMarik1994 1 year ago 36
@YamiMarik1994 Yeah you're right, some are in the British version.
stoicfan 11 months ago
@YamiMarik1994 I liked it.
TheTatertotCasserole 8 months ago
"help. they're making me do hats. i want to go home."
dizzypunchpanda29 1 year ago 96
@dizzypunchpanda29 What a good way to end the video :-P
DeadRaymanWalking 9 hours ago
Looking for a one-knight stand?
HippieLonglocking 1 year ago
he looked better than monica lewinski
pedinoway2 1 year ago
Colin makes the cutest Amish woman.
greatestgoalie25 1 year ago 81
5:10 Yes you do. :D
nanashi03 1 year ago
Lol luv Collin!!!!!
carlingisfunny 1 year ago
Lol, I cant stop laughing at "all hands on dick".
ShadowAura91 1 year ago 2