Lou Reed & Metallica: The View (Directed by Darren Aronofsky)

[larsisgod69420]

fucking shit



[panicked94]

Lou Reed>James Hetfield

[MrPer96]

james' idiology changed

[JustStayDown90]

Lulu would have been a really fucking great, enjoyable album WITHOUT:

1) Lou Reed's ranting

2) Hammett's shitty solos

3) The songs: Brandenburg Gate, Pumping Blood, Mistress Dread, Iced Honey, Junior Dad.

And WITH:

1) Just James singing

2) Kirk actually trying to solo

3) A little more diversity in Lars' drumming.

[Picheta32192]

That feel when you'll never be a table ;_;

[masteratt]

Did he clap himself at the end?

[Ethan117100]

please tell me they wont tour with this.......ever its good but its not tour worthy

[cheosex1]

no esta tan mal

[AllenGarrow]

Terrible,,,with all due respect.

[kikochp]

sorry metallica but for the first time in my live i have to press for u DISLIKE

[justforthelulzzz]

"I am the table"

I swear to god Fred Fuchs wrote this.

[AceTrooper666]

Directed by Darren Aronsofsky?!?WTF?!?

Why did he do that to himself?!?Such a great director!

But the answer is money.

[Hayato7484]

Excellent tune and video, Lulu fucking rules.

[DaBrennOfficial]

The Most hated video of Lou Reed of the all time,and I hate it

[TheAngelofThrash]

3:38

Lou reed: Bravo!

Me: Shut the fuck up, Reed...

[emeraldoverride]

Is it weird that I like Lulu? Maybe you just have to be a fan of both artists.

[Hayato7484]

@emeraldoverride No it's not, I love it myself.

People who can't respect diversity truly are sad wankers.

[metallights]

@Hayato7484 Aw, you're a kind of guy able to respect diversity?! Cool!!! Thus, I have to guess that you also respect Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Madonna... And you extimate yourself something better than a wanker... Funny!

[Hayato7484]

@metallights Respecting diversity doesn't necessarily mean you're gonna embrace it.

I don't go under Bieber's video telling him and his fans to fuck off if that's what you mean, that's pointless and a waste of time and it's only going to reinforce their fanaticism.

I don't have a problem with that kind of music, I simply don't like it.

Try and do the same, instead of writing angry comebacks on youtube, your life will improve.

[metallights]

@Hayato7484 Aw, another serious case of a pot calling the kettle black, lol! You think you’re cooler than me, you dare to teach/suggest me how to act, but you’ve been the first who didn’t respect diversity, calling “wankers” all the purist Metalheads who dislike Lulu, or Lou Reed, or both of them. Do you think “diversity” is just a gay-prerogative? Lol! Diversity is any different way to think, also the ones you openly despise on your Channel. If you like"diversity", learn your own lesson, dude.

[Hayato7484]

@metallights Yes, I disagree with "purists" of any genre.

In fact I find the "purist" stance to be extremely limiting and stupid, not to mention a true sign of sheep mentality. I listen to whatever I like, without bowing to any "scene pressure", unlike so many others do, sadly enough.

[Hayato7484]

@Hayato7484 Not my problem, as long as they don't try and impose their view to other people. And you "troooo kvlt metal warriors" often do. I'd say "wankers" is only too fitting.

And no, I don't think I'm better (or worse) than you or anybody else. I simply don't like bullies. People who have no respect for other people's taste and try and belittle others for what they like.

It doesn't mean I'm better than them, I've got other flaws, we all do.



[Hayato7484]

@Hayato7484 And I "suggested you how to act", because you attacked me. Attacking someone for their views isn't civil, or smart. It's moronic. And an obvious sign of frustration. Online it's often also the sign of a true coward.

I didn't attack you, if my words annoyed you so much, it's your problem, not mine.

Good day and good luck.

[metallights]

@Hayato7484 I didn't attack you, I just stressed your inconsistency: you invite people to respect dversity, but you despise the diversity of those who disagree with you, insulting them by calling them "wankers". If some Metalheads wanna be purist Metal fans, they have a right to express their opinion as they please. At least, they live in a consistent way their purist Metal life, while you're very far from being the friendly and wise guy you think to be.

[nasacor1]

@Hayato7484 you just like a poor cheap and disgusting album.this is not diversity.its bad,cheap music that usually suits with wankers taste in music.the fart that is coming out of your ass sounds better than lulu.respect your fart too.

[Hayato7484]

@nasacor1 Sure, and your opinion is fact, right? Have a nice day.

[nasacor1]

@nasacor1 of course its a fact.any fart is better than lulu.any noise i would say.

[loser4024]

Fuck Lou Reed! WE WANT METALLICA BACK!! xD

[MegaWharfedale]

keep in mind guys most of this album was written in like four days but i understand how some of you must feel about it oh well we have beyond magnetic now so most of can forget that lulu ever existed

[metallights]

@MegaWharfedale An album made in only four days, uhm.. Dude, this is not an excuse, it's a proof of the lack of respect towards fans, instead.

[titanmatrix]

What the hell is this?

[tedwickman]

1:06 to 1:29 is the only bearable part in the whole song...

[sudifo]

james hase an awesome voice in this you people cant deny that

[BlackWarLion]

would be awesome if it was an instrumental album !

[MpchermidafilhoA]

St. Anger's Trash Can Snare > Lulu's Excessive Crash Cymbal Use

[PeosFalosPeos]

i am the table ? with cliff was alive .... to rip lars apart ...

[pritishsai]

'I am the tablet' has more appeal than table 

[jooodsdssdd]

i think st anger is better than that cymbal

[pritishsai]

@jooodsdssdd you mean the actual garbage can that Lars used ?

[linuxterminaI]

This is some good shit!

Can't you just get over that Metallica aren't just thrash?

[1quacks]

lous voice just fucks this all up.

[CR3POR2D2]

I liked this album :/

[softytop1000]

I like this its really cool.. however if it was a one off then fair enough, but a whole album was a bit too far. Cant blame them for trying something different

[johnvanoevelen2]

What do you get when you put a glass on James Hetfield?

Think about it :')...

[metallights]

@johnvanoevelen2 "Where are my glasses?", said the table.

[OspaMadeInChina]

Lou Reed, what have you done to this awesome band?!

[bigmikevt]

So who is this lame ass garage metal band with senior citizen spoken word artist?

[piperockable]

i feel sorry for my metallica all the critics upon they and the only thing i hope is that change the bad reputacion that they win

[fmeriqui]

Fuck this. this is complete shit

[stevebassist16]

lou reed hardly does any singing. What the fuck is this ?



[19stardust]

No, I AM the TABLE!!!

[Szymonzoo]

Metallica ;D

where is Metallica? ;O

oh, this is Metallica ;/

this is shit ;S

[mars48]

this track is pretty cool, i won't change my mind over million haters.

[metallica42091]

Ok its official metallica has become ... the best metal band ever... wiat... what.... they have been since 83 well your the expert lol

[MyHitty]

I hate you, Lou Reed. You messed up this awesome band. F*ck you

[Jamezzz5k]

this really isn't so bad.

[reddhouse]

This sounds Great!! But like usual the majority of people who are conditioned to hear things the same disagree. It always takes time for great things to be appreciated.

[lexmarc2112]

metallica should change their name to HARDROCKICA theyve lost it

[tannerman42922]

dude i respect lou reed and everything and i actually think hes pretty cool....its just these two artists playing together was not meant to be......

[Cartoonkid111]

What was that about a table?

[TheOriginalTripman]

Lou Reed made Metallica really scary.

[DSG3002]

I AM THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBrendon42]

lou reed completely sucks ass and killed metallica

[r1chie311music]

gaaaaarbage



[Ilfachini]

Great video and great Avant-Garde record! :)

[666EddyMetal]

Riffs in Lulu are just fucking great, but these Lou Reed vocals are shit

[keithsa41]

this is also know as metali-spinal-tap! "I am the table, where's the table, sit on the table, red table, black table.. blah blah blah........

[kermheat]

Mâââââ^!!! love it !!!!

[eskimalpanzon]

I was a big fan of Reed and Metallica before to hear this. Maybe I have to accept they are musically dead.

Please Metallica "dissapear" for a long time, let Megadeth do the hard work.

[szamik21]

GOOOOOOOOOOOD? It's a Metallica? Why they did something like that? Please, guys let's go and record new album on your own.. Without MR LOU PINK....

RIP from Poland

[miklar19711]

i have worked with lou reed and he is so high maintenance that he believes his shit doesn't stink and u can eat it too!! he needs a reality pill since he doesn't live in it!

[newjerseyfan101]

its not as bad as people make it out to be, its spoken word?

[Children23Bodom]

This is why I dont listen to Metallicrap and haven't since 1992. In my opinion, Testament are the rightful 4th band in the Big Four.

[AdariUK]

@Children23Bodom For me, it's Sepultura or Dark Angel, but I definitely agree that Testament deserve it more than Anthrax.

[buddyillskinya]

yay its poo

[Icienacea]

painful.

[ghfusion]

2:22 for tables :D

[TheChiefScientist]

Come on Metallica, WTF? I think that all of the time they've spent with that twit ROSS HALFIN has finally gotten to them, They've lost me.

[TheChiefScientist]

I don't know if it's true but I suspect Louis is still on the drugs he started when he was a teen some million and a half years ago. The man is so irrelevant, has been since the seventies, why does he continue to try and create music? Someone, please tell him how foolish he is making himself look. Walk on the Wild song was his one hit that is half listenable but nothing since then has been anything but ear torture.

[kawasakininjazx14r]

It is more funny than a Tom and Jerry show! Look at the new Tom here! This is real funny!

[JIMMYmetalhead]

2:12

[barbwireboy2]

I swear Lars doesn't stop hitting that one fucking cymbal throughout the entire song.........

[zaratustrascarlett]

@barbwireboy2 ;D,

no, he stop at 1:52 - 1:55

[musadrumz]

LOL!

[panxohammettt]

this album SUCKS

[henrikbje]

2:35 JAMES HETFIELD!!!!! \m/

[DDKPDK]

We want old Metallica back :(

[MsCacaguete]

@DDKPDK they already released the beyond magnetic EP...

[blackshadow811]

james' voice sounds good, but lou reed sucks. they need to make a new metallica record

[GJSJapan]

Alright already. You're the fucking table.

[gelasson]

sounds like Rollins Band

or even Rollins/Shatner collaboration

[11RIbanez]

I AM THE TABLE!

[trilobite3339]

not a good combo

[Death1337666]

thank god for audacity

[METALLAICA]

HEY! WHO REALLY IS THE AGGRESSOR, THE BRUTE THE TABLET AND THé! TABLE?.WHY IS JAMES SAYING THERE-ON "I AM YOU!"?

_

THOSE WHO LOST THEIR SENSE&CONCEPT OF SHAME OVER AND AGAINST OTHERS NEED THIS LESSON

[METALLAICA]

When it comes for pace and intellect..

Hey, beware this is really You Tube! Millions of likes and dislikes are of You Tube's own digital manipulations! Hah haa!! Are you kidding You Tube? This yet has been the loudest crosspointing album of all METALLICA time.. aND OF HEAVY MEATAL AS THEY ARE SO AND EVER SO GREAT!

HAH HAAA!!

[Hammiams]

WHY JUST WHY?

[FerLonguini]

I am the table?I am the table???Are these guys retarded?¬¬

[RobbKongMetal999]

@FerLonguini

Well, Lou Reed would be the retard in this case (since he wrote the lyrics).

[FerLonguini]

@RobbKongMetal999 Yeah I know :P

Well,I used to be a Velvet Underground and a Metallica fan,but now,oh my god,this is fucking horrible!

[FerLonguini]

I am the table?I am the table???Are these guys retarded?¬¬

[Monkey111092]

Even when you mute it.... it still sucks

[MyGuilherme28]

Esse filho da puta do Lou Reed não sabe cantar nada.Sorte que temos a voz do James para segurar...

[FerLonguini]

@MyGuilherme28 ele não canta,ele fala.

[scuderiamoly]

I AM THE TABLE

[Alixo1234]

James is table ? D:

[sportyguitar]

everyone should let james just be the god damn table like he set out to be when he was a young boy

[danimusic00]

it honestly isn't as bad as people are saying it is.

[biakaba]

@danimusic00 It is god awful....Metallica hasn't been relevant for over 20 years and they know it....they are hipster trash. Lost all respect for them....

[Ethan117100]

i like it its a good song and if you only liked metallica for the black album your not a true fan so fuck off

[metallights]

@Ethan117100 To like Metallica for the Black Album?!?! Lol! Have you ever heard about Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, And Justice For All?! Those are albums, dude!

[Ethan117100]

@metallights no shit i have all there songs i have been to their concerts people mostly only like them for the black album mostly sad but true and enter sand man derpp

[metallights]

@Ethan117100 Most of TEENAGERS like Metalica because of the Black Album, dude.. Adults like better the previous albums! We over 40 (and maybe over 30 too) look at Lulu like a parent looks at his 4 y.o. child putting fingers in his noise, lol!

[Pwnzjoomom]

@metallights I like the albums from Kill 'Em All to the Black Album, and Death Magnetic. Basically, any Metallica album where they use their regular logo. I noticed that any album where they use their regular logo ends up being a success...

[metallights]

@Pwnzjoomom Yes, Black Album is a good album, I never said it's bad, I just said that a Metalhead can't love Metallica because of the Black Album, since there are better albums before that. A Metalhead loves Metallica because of Ride the L, MOP, and Justice for All, and then he can also appreciate the Black Album, not the opposite. :-)

[Pwnzjoomom]

@metallights To be honest, MoP and Justice got me into Metallica :D

[metallights]

@Pwnzjoomom MOP and Justice, but also Ride the Lightning, are true masterpieces, the best Metallica albums. Although, being a Metallica fan, I'm able to appreciate every shit coming from this band ("appreciate", not "love"). Well, after 4 months, I can say that we Metalheds turned Luu into a cult: the most disliked Metallica album! No, wait: the most disliked album in the whole history of rock music, lol! James & Co. must be grateful for that, lol! :-D

[Pwnzjoomom]

@metallights After listening to Lulu, I now feel that St. Anger isn't a bad album after all! In fact, I can now say that it's one of their albums now! I no longer feel that I am in denial that it was one of their albums because lulu was just... I'm not even gonna explain lol

[metallights]

@Pwnzjoomom Lol! Many guys say the same about St. Anger! Anyway, Lulu is far better than St. A, because of many reasons. 1. Lulu is not a Met.album, it's a Lou Reed album, and it's really great that a sophisticated poet as Lou wanted those rude Metalheads for one of his albums, uh? Metal rules! 2. you can't find any Metallica album more disliked than Lulu, thus this album is now a true cult! 3.try to imagine all those elitist guys and the hipsters listening to a Metal band and enjoying it, lol!

[Ethan117100]

@metallights hahaha

[Seanorman88]

Hey James, the wagon called. He said it was about time that you two went your separate ways.

[0killyouridols]

2052 people clearly do not have high-quality tables

[frogtastic1000]

probably the worst song on the album....there is some good stuff on lulu tbh

[astonmartinvee8]

I love this song. It is amaZing. Fuck the dissenters.

[biakaba]

God...this is awful....

[JRXI1]

Compared to lulu.....st. anger sounds amazing.

[nemakur]

Kill the Table

Ride the Table

Master of Tables

...And Tables for All

The Black Table

Table

ReTable

Death Table (Table Magnetic)

[YONATOOTH]

@nemakur and: St Table

[windowlck]

@YONATOOTH so true



[argelino230]

@nemakur St Table :D

[77NaCl]

@nemakur and St. Table ...

[AKanyon]

this album of Metallica sound good... without old Lou. It's a good music but this should be a SONGS. And this is good lyrics but it should be POETRY. This record is a icecream on a cheesburger

[Yetzederixx]

So that sludgy, southern rock/metal stuff is popular and here rides in Superturd's, I mean Metallica, to cash in! Imagine that...

[sweeney665]

arronofksy???fuckin seriously???oh man...it gets more absurd by the minute

[Bardia876]

Fucking awesome -3

[acerobbins]

I wouldn't compare this to pioneering a new genre of music as other people are, but this is totally off the wall and unlike anything Metallica has ever done before (besides the few moments of spoken word in earlier Metallica songs, there is just a lot more here). Sounds very doomy, I enjoy it. I'd like to hear Metallica keep experimenting, as opposed to caving in to their narrow minded fan base. Props.

[dogg4273]

@acerobbinsI agree-It´s really sad that their fan base is so limited and backwards - I guess most Metal fans are... but I also have to admit that this collabo had more potential. I mean we´re talking about "Mr. Velvet Underground" here. It´s a missed opportunity. Anyway all those "critcs" around here aren´t able in anyway to comprehend that this is NOT A METALLICA ALBUM, it´s an experiment, and if any of those thrash heads were creative even the slightest bit they might understand the approach

[tomcat13claws]

Lou Reed blows.

[andriuxa1234]

i only like the part when james sings =3

[riqyl32]

Ok people, metallica did it again. They tried to make something different that would be called art or deep poetry, so they came up with this shit.

[zakross1987]

Maybe there was some sort of great plan to mix up the Lou Reed fans with Metallica fans, basically get a larger fan base for each band. Personally I discredit the fact that Metallica would have gotten away with this 30 years ago!

[metallights]

@zakross1987 If you mix coca-cola and orange juice you don't get a larger quantity of beverage, you lose both of them, instead.

[Ivan4131994]

this video is better if you mute it and play master of puppets on itunes

[2309davidobando]

i like this version the hetfield part start in less time

[ThatReallyStonedGuy]

That's one table i'd like to spill coffee all over and put my feet on.

[OlviMasta77]

JAMES IS THE TABLE!

[VengeanceIsMineBitch]

Lou Reed has a great sense of humour!

[Jensiron2]

It's not that bad... I mean, it's pretty special and amusing.

[PapaPipeBomb3r]

metallica needs to get back on drugs

[pherkisiano]

@PapaPipeBomb3r LOL

[GerMaggot555]

@PapaPipeBomb3r Metallica were never on drugs ...

[enemyofall67]

@GerMaggot555

alcohol is a drug....

[izeshme]

@PapaPipeBomb3r

so as lou reed

[helldemonpig]

@PapaPipeBomb3r if you dont like it, dont fucking comment

[JustWannaFeelGood]

@PapaPipeBomb3r lol they never were on drugs. not even in the 80s.

[metallights]

@JustWannaFeelGood Alcohol is a drug, and James had his rehab for that. That's why the comment wrote by PapaPipeBomb3r is pretty funny :-)

[LordVerdo]

Not a Metallica album. Thank god because this laughable of how bad it is.

[FluffierPigeon]

meh nothing special but better than st.anger

[FaTaLiNjEcTiOn420]

I'm very surprized the dislikes don't over power the likes. This is the worst album i've ever listened to 

[BlackenedDeth]

srsly, i liked this one.

[MrN0815]

Lou Reed is just one of the most overrated musicians ever. This is no art. This has not even a rhythm and rhythm is probalby the most important thing in music.

[blowera1]

This isn't a metallica album its art

[FranciscoPortilla]

This is shit!

[HeEagle]

METALLICA THINK  THAT THEY CAN SELL TO THEIR FANS EVERY SHIT THEY DO.NO MY FRIEND JAMES,LARS,KIRK,ROBERT.WE CAN'T SUPPORT AN ALBUM THAT YOU CREATE WHILE YOU GO TO STOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xristoforos23]

this fkn old man sucks balls srsly he SUCKS they paid him in order 2 destoy metallica as for the part that he dont sings it is perfect!

[unterterker619]

Lou Reed Kill Metallica With This Shit Of Song Fuck You Lou :@

[Weibkoln]

Why do I see this as art??? I guess a aweful lot of metal listeners, are actually nothing more then a bunch of persons, who want to hear songs that are more like the allready existing ones. People, METAL would not excist without artist who do something different, and this IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT, Something NEW, This is how NEW catagories START... 100 years ago, evin the best metal songs from THIS time, would be seen as YOU see THIS song!!! BRAVO!! I LOVE IT!! THE SOUND OF FUTURE!!!

[ashdown225]

I love and respect metallica however it shouldnt be called metallica lulu i think it should be called lou reed power chord edition

[Nuketowner]

God! Thanks for Beyond Magnetic!

[Murraybethyname]

una mierda

a piece of shit