There are easier ways to deal with those. A halberd to the face can work just as well, but for obvious reasons we should stick to the traditional uranium-powered projectiles of todays society in dealing with these unsettling creatures. Ping-pong rackets, explosive trousers, demolition hamsters, paper nail guns, extra long bows, puppet launchers, underwater flamethrowers, barbecue rifles, bayonet squirrels and sub-machine cars are also acceptable means of destroying the invading things.
THANK YOU NINJA!!!! This is now my favorite episode. The only thing that would have made it better would be blood. Lots and lots of blood. From Peter, of course; everyone knows ninjas don't bleed
"That was all the time I needed, I jumped up on the side of his head- BAM, werewolf, grew out of nowhere. Stuck the mandolin into the werewolf's head, struck a B flat- BOOM, right?" LOL
Now if you started to read this don't stop because it's scary! ok send this to 5 other videos in 143 min. when you're done press F6 and your crushes names will appear on the screen in big letters. this is weird because it works. If you break this you won't have a date for 5 years
Hey Lois I'm on the interweb. Hahaha. hands reach out and kill him
jbak36 6 months ago
lmfao i would love to take you out friday night....i think we need a break
str8killa360 7 months ago
I'm on the interweb
PlansGoneWrong 7 months ago
BANANA!
Theredtail95 9 months ago 2
lol at the peter griffen impersonator
Skreechchannel 9 months ago
tomato whatt?
dondred 10 months ago
"I would love to take you out on Friday night I think we need a break..."
Gold!
dudewithfood12345 11 months ago 2
@dudewithfood12345 ima use this sooooon!
lmbao
dondred 10 months ago
symbiminal messaging... for som reason after watchin this i want to kill abraham lincon
TheBlankDeck 11 months ago
Fried Green Tomatoes.....i understand
g0bear0 11 months ago
COOOOOOOOOOORN!
Theredtail95 11 months ago
BAAANNNANNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Now that Charlie Sheen was a win!!
Aceofdrumandbass 1 year ago
Staples?
Negima2006 1 year ago
Wow. Peter Griffin got the axe from Ask a Ninja. That has got to be the most satisfying murdering of a fat bastard I've ever seen.
wrathofautumn 1 year ago 2
Brad Pitt's luggage!
disposableteenager 1 year ago
Killed Family Guy, awesome.
PrimetimeD 1 year ago
Whats a ninja?
CJB08291990 1 year ago
behold the power of random!
daemonsparta 1 year ago
BANNNANNNAAAAAAAAAAA
1ethan6661 1 year ago 3
lol the sped up part
RiseAgainst3760 1 year ago
broke a B flat. bwoooohhhh. right?
spikeymikeys 1 year ago
"I got a steering wheel, I got a cantelope"
JDTV1000 1 year ago
BANANA! =)!!!!!
Colinpatrickcantrell 1 year ago
Do you even need to ask if he's random?
Jediknight846 1 year ago
your firehydrant's spatula is more random than you.
xSmittyxCorex 1 year ago
Best.Ninja.Ever.
douberuneimu 1 year ago
BANANA
SuperShamme 1 year ago 2
"That happened to me once I just hooped on the side and boom a random werewolf pops out of nowhere" I laughed until my stomach hurted!
PokeKinz566 1 year ago
i hate random besides this and family guy and american dad are those are soo funny
vallgron 1 year ago
BANANA!
siren808 1 year ago
"Hey I wanna take you out. I think we need a break."
HAHAHAHAHAHA
evilnomad111 1 year ago
that means I'm the best ninja EVER
and time travel
Fargosis16 1 year ago
okay who does make these vids????!!!
Bozzytotem 1 year ago
I'm so nunja that chuck norris is a tutorial level to me. LADY LIBERTY HAS BALLS!!!
CashNinja1 1 year ago
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You killed peter YOU SOB!!!!! now what am I gonna watch monday nights?
MrFreefallingmonkey 1 year ago
epileptic whodamawhatchit?
Scourgeoftheearth 1 year ago
@Scourgeoftheearth Epileptic Jahleel White. From Family Matters.
charogdor101 1 year ago
BANANA!
Ardreas 1 year ago
Today's Ritz Cracker:
Crunchy Mushroom
aimike3 1 year ago
HAHAHAH, epileptic Jaleel White.
Marlowann 2 years ago
Please neck-snap family guy itself.
Peter was a good start.
Vault101Reject 2 years ago 4
can't wait to use this at school... haha
fadevideoco 2 years ago 5
lmao hey louis im on the interweb
siothurn 2 years ago
Solid Solid Solid.
That one and the random scream with the wide eyes and running motion forced me to pause the video.
awexsome2034 2 years ago 2
My friends and I basically know this whole episode off by heart XDD
My favourite episode ever xD
ThePatient94 2 years ago 3
i lost my appreciation for random humor when i was 14... till i watched this
now im gonna sound like i have tourettes for 3 hours 0.0
souperpoop 2 years ago 51
BANANA!
proddster 2 years ago 4
"we're like MTV! Except we are relevant" ROFL
eclipse513 2 years ago 48
Best Episode EVER!
Mycrodude 2 years ago
haha we are as random as we want you to think we are not!
spinspike 2 years ago
There are easier ways to deal with those. A halberd to the face can work just as well, but for obvious reasons we should stick to the traditional uranium-powered projectiles of todays society in dealing with these unsettling creatures. Ping-pong rackets, explosive trousers, demolition hamsters, paper nail guns, extra long bows, puppet launchers, underwater flamethrowers, barbecue rifles, bayonet squirrels and sub-machine cars are also acceptable means of destroying the invading things.
Xanatos712 2 years ago
BANANA!
Hipponinja904 2 years ago 4
1:32
RAAAAAaaaAHH
LMAO!!!
Devildude585 2 years ago
permanently...XD
frenchfrey65 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!
narutoiz 2 years ago
i luv this episode.
xk00k13sx 2 years ago
hey lois! im on the interweb! SNAP
rofl
oneWHOdgafs 2 years ago
lmao
"an epileptic Jaleel White."
ryuuka156 2 years ago
"BRAD PITTS LUGGAGE!!" LMAO! XD
Charolette52791 2 years ago 2
I think this is my favorite one.
actron 2 years ago
:O he killed peter :'(
rooloo0 2 years ago
Banana!
jameszwilliams 2 years ago 2
Question jt thanks the for killing look I forward you to soon, BANANA!
rawisrey 2 years ago 2
solid SOLID solid! rofl XD BRAD PITTS LUGGAGE! XDXDXD GEEK FIGHT at the end nice... :D
frenchfrey65 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
1) i was for mccain
2) i was talking about famguy
3) random fact: im an athiest
smashballbrawler 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I guess if you like sucking liberal nut sack.
CaptJack88 2 years ago
rofl that looked exactly like peter
DoomSprite236 2 years ago 4
hahhaahahaah this was hilarious
icudntfindaname 2 years ago 2
LOL to hell with family guy. Not funny anymore.
CaptJack88 2 years ago
thats why he killed peter
SwordMasterz2 2 years ago
nice famguy joke. that shows getting stupid and not many of the old ones were good.
smashballbrawler 2 years ago
at 3:21 does he say geek fight?
tahthedon 2 years ago
yup
Weirdo300 2 years ago
1:50 XD LOL!!!!
fighter7979 2 years ago
oops i meant 1:20...somethings wrong with my brain ^.^;;
fighter7979 2 years ago
lols! XD
Conmikewolf 2 years ago
Yln
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Tortoise-shell bannana sprinkles!
Megadude337 2 years ago
Brad Pitt's luggage!
XXL2oo 3 years ago
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arachnidspider2 3 years ago
Fried Green Tomatoes. xD
I love that movie.
LarkaKarFell 3 years ago
"...ANNIE LENNOX is actually carefully planned NINJA AWESOMENESS..." LOL!!!
demigod13 3 years ago
BRAD PITT'S LUGGAGE!
and we're like MTV except we're relevant.
omg lmfao <3
LittleSaintSicko 3 years ago
lol...the best one he did yet!!
familledemolder 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!! "hey Louis, I'm on the interweb... aaaahhhaaahahaaha" SNAP!
hotchicky8 3 years ago 4
it is a fun way 2 spend a friday night... or the rest of ur life...
BAANAANAA
tomkaulitzloverliz 3 years ago
You can not mess with Parana. staples!
Keymoriah 3 years ago
im confused ^^
slayerromare 3 years ago
banana!!!
mekiu 3 years ago
LOL "Whats he gonna do with that little tiny guitar?"
BAANNNANA!
Zimmerhelt 3 years ago
He killed Peter...
THANK YOU NINJA!!!! This is now my favorite episode. The only thing that would have made it better would be blood. Lots and lots of blood. From Peter, of course; everyone knows ninjas don't bleed
animemike1 3 years ago 4
Peter Rules
VinceM51 3 years ago 3
Best one EVER!!!!
LucarioFan274 3 years ago
THis is my new favorite ask a ninja
Odin50Cal 3 years ago
you cannot mess around with piranai
leppyfilms 3 years ago
Brad Pitt's LUGGAGE!!!!
" I would love to go out Friday night...i think we need to break up!
BANANA!
UnwantedBeauty 3 years ago
lawl banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jldagolfer 3 years ago
lawl ahahahahhaha when he was doing the moves in slow motion it looked like he was having a spasm
jldagolfer 3 years ago
This*AIRPAIN*episode was*GIANT ROBOT*so funny, the ninja guy*MATHEMATICS*is the best*MOUNTAIN*
velociraptorxxx 3 years ago
Hey Lois, I'm on the interweb.. ahahahhahaa. "Crack" - Dead. Beautiful
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
nanohurtz 3 years ago
i always get so confused when he goes ninja explaining stuff lol/
SpartanVoodoo 3 years ago
Brad Pitt's LUGGAGE!!!!
lace020 3 years ago
LOL LOL Family guy hahahahaha Dead. awhhh Random
CosmicSaber 3 years ago
I'd love to go out in friday night
i think we need a break.
xDDD
sheikah7 3 years ago
LMAO!! XD
TrewUno 3 years ago
BANNANAAAA!!!
LOL!
LacerationAssasin 3 years ago
BANNANNAAAA!!! LMAO!!!!
Will123qwe 3 years ago
We're like Mtv Except We're relevant =)
cyanideZIp 3 years ago
I will forever love you for that family guy neckbreaking scene :D
MassiveTestes 3 years ago 3
that guy is rly peter XDD
damn he looks so similar!
SanjiKunTheLoveCook 3 years ago
That Peter Griffin guy was hiliarious! Loved how it was "randomly" thrown in there. Lol
TwilightFire 3 years ago 2
BRAD PITT"S LUGGAGE!!
2muchbalto 3 years ago
Don't you mean Ninjas ran how dumb are. LOL that is hilarious
heartlessgamerz 3 years ago
I am more random than the ninja.....MECHANICAL BAT KIDNEY!!!....I'm a ninja its all good.
2SunMedia 3 years ago
its a wonderful way to spend a friday night... or the rest of your life.
vivaspades 3 years ago
PETER!!!
70v3M3t47 3 years ago
what is he gona do with that little guitar??! LOL
anticks 3 years ago
BANANA!
xSushixPackx 3 years ago
"That was all the time I needed, I jumped up on the side of his head- BAM, werewolf, grew out of nowhere. Stuck the mandolin into the werewolf's head, struck a B flat- BOOM, right?" LOL
TigerPaw08 3 years ago
HAHAHA! this is my fav ask a ninja,
REDNECK PICKUP TRUCK!
hows my randomness?
aakemp123 3 years ago
i literally LMAO,n spit out mi souda when he started swinging!!!!!
ROFLMAO
tilatequilalover4eva 3 years ago
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Now if you started to read this don't stop because it's scary! ok send this to 5 other videos in 143 min. when you're done press F6 and your crushes names will appear on the screen in big letters. this is weird because it works. If you break this you won't have a date for 5 years
tery23 3 years ago
hey lois im on the interweb! eheheh *ninja chops through head*
lildragonbabe 3 years ago
BANANA!!!
0mni42 3 years ago
Peter got Pwn3D
Cryofire558 3 years ago
what you think is randomness is actually carefully planned ninja awesomeness...
hahahaha!
i think im going to try handing out a box of crackers...with phrases like delicious puke written on them.
ducksgoquack711 3 years ago
peter got owned
DavinSteidel 3 years ago
BANANA!!!!
SoulStealer0023 3 years ago
MY head hurts just a tad bit
cyanideZIp 3 years ago
ABRAHAM LICONS BEARD!!~
uzujamake13 3 years ago
BANNANA FTW!!!!
Negative0Infinity665 3 years ago
STAPLES?
gawd.. if only ninjas didn't kill me after writing th-----
Arrolis 3 years ago
Brat Pitt's luggage!
ROFL XD
TigerPaw08 3 years ago
i would love to take u out on friday night i think we need to break
Veckett 3 years ago
DANCING CARROT
Veckett 3 years ago
..... banana
i love bananas
locustgrunt 3 years ago
Oh my, he killed real life Peter Griffin...
PinguinOfGruft 4 years ago 2
good
ahack13 3 years ago
O.O ... XDDD lol
ItachiElric 4 years ago
LOL WTF? peter griffin..
jyras4747 4 years ago 2
Jugglers?!?!
GreenIce11 4 years ago 3
Staples!!?!
canuckleheadnumberon 4 years ago 3
My GOSH!!!!!! I cant stop watching this!
This and "Back in the day" Are the most funniest!!!!x3
iKannable 4 years ago 3
banana XD
JugiChan 4 years ago 3
i thought pain was suppose to go away after you went to the shiny place lmafo
ssj1evilgoku 4 years ago 2
BANANA!
Elementelawe 4 years ago 3
confused? why? he's just being random on purpose. That's the point...
ainekatt 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
yeah youi fuckin fucker of fuckheads
funnyfface 4 years ago
ROFL omg yes
USMCJohn21 4 years ago
rofl
imamariobro 4 years ago
Hooray! He killed peter!
needyhobo 4 years ago
Yay!
ainekatt 4 years ago
he broke his neck
lol
HerNameIs666 4 years ago
memo to self, bring put lots of crackers in backpack for December 5th :P
masatje 4 years ago
banana XD
masatje 4 years ago
were like MTV except were relevent
Jakeblueisballin 4 years ago
lol !! like OMG!!
pieman681 4 years ago
41-44 always kills me
laharl23 4 years ago
lmao he killed family guy! ^^
Way to go,ninja! now kill american dad! :D
Zimmerhelt 4 years ago
Really.... you enlighten me.
I will whack you on the head with a frying pan if you continue stating the obvious.
Zimmerhelt 4 years ago 2
no kidding.
ainekatt 4 years ago
ninjas randomly stab thie friends with throwing stars.Life is random ninjas embrace this fact
garrascookie1 4 years ago
BAAAANANA!!!
XcottonbuttX 4 years ago
candy apple of cheese heavens sake........wtf?!
lol
stgniggamaru 4 years ago
pie omg i found a pennie
ratchclank1 4 years ago
lol delicious puke, hurt brick lol
awesome, my friends tell me im random enough
Gunpreist 4 years ago
YES!! Ninja killed Peter Griffin!
ATHFfan2003 4 years ago 2
i was excited when he actually answered my question!
(yes, i am JT!) i had lots of sugar/coffee when i asked that and me and my friends were all being random.
for anyone that thinks im lying, i am telling the absolute truth, seriously!!!
shikiroin 4 years ago
Was that really the character voice of peter griffin?
JrallxSpenski 4 years ago
no that wasn't him
ratchclank1 4 years ago
ur slow
stgniggamaru 4 years ago
BANANA!
I laughed at this so much x]
kezza596 4 years ago
Fantastic! As always :D
Icarus405 4 years ago
BRAD PITT'S LUGGAUGE!!!!
yeahibite 4 years ago
BANANA! lol
tmontana213 4 years ago
The best one thus far.
Here's to more like that one. :D
Webkat 4 years ago
Best one so far
dngrouscrgo 4 years ago
non sequitarantula... priceless.