Harry Potter Audio Books Re-edited! Harry Potterotica - Part 1

[silo515]

MERLIN'S PANTS!!!! O.O

[MINTYHAZA]

mum:ahem what are you doing >:|

me:uuuuuummm wierdest time right now fapfapfapfapfap

[Kaopuschel]

OMg What have I just heard o.O

[metalshreddingodysse]

This is pretty lol

[disenchanted987]

TUCK.

IN.

[StarGazerWithDinos]

lol XD

haha I love this!

[frmicolo]

Oh God life ruined....

[CounterVoid]

I'm so disturbed right now... xD

[LilyIsSoWierd]

the editing.. omg it sounds so legit!!!! actually crying with laughter!!

[mas6o0ol100]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[xVertigoModz]

really really akward boner!

[Bonnbonxx]

i was nearly sick. this is minging, can never watch harry potter in the same way ever again.

[IgnyteX]

Couldn't he have done it with Hermione o: ? Ginny? Molly? Damn meh is bad!

[IgnyteX]

XD glad i subscribed to Irreapz

[ViiPeRzZv]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[lYouFailedAgainl]

Utter Filth! hahaha

[xF33D]

What the actual fuck. LOL

[PerplexArts]

awkward boner

[jackrules94]

This is the weirdest thing I have ever masturbated to while laughing.

[inuyasha366113]

~ throws up~ damn i feel so many mix feelings when it comes to this ! i scared, mad, happy oddly, and i want to pur bleash in my ears !

[SieldBlood3]

i always listens at this. makes me relax a bit. really like it (listening to all the books not just this bit):D

[guitargod909]

How did you make this? I can't even begin to fathom..

[guitargod909]

"It looks poisonous!" And then he opened his mouth and vomited all over the floor. ROFL

Then, With a massive a massive effort. Harry began chewing carpet. LMFAO!!

[Royalmistress22]

They're something reptilian about them. LOL

[maybriri]

OMG

[bri1s21]

@.@ there goes my childhood.



[wizardsanddarklords]

this is mint, but omfg i actually feel sick

but it was done so well that if you'd never heard of harry potter before and heard this you'd think it was actually part of the story!

[Holtza]

This. BRILLIANT. (And disturbing.)

[TheZeatt]

bwahahaha this is soooo sick crazzy

[iluvthesimpsons]

WTF hahahha

[dudechilax]

bahahahahhahaahhahahahahhahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Glacielfire]

In a word..............BRILLIANT!!

[TheFaustianMan]

This is the greatest thing I have ever heard!

[LittleBubzz]

Do not ever text while watching this...

Brilliant edit by the way!

[MannyJazzcats]

oh my god.nice edit

[stevensays1]

lol 2x speed

[JONIMASAKIS]

lol is this realy?

[aSwearaDay]

that is the single most disgusting yet amazing thing in the world xD

[91rpjw]

PS SOME OF THE PARTS OF THIS ARE SO SICK

[91rpjw]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[lobsterairsoft499]

i just died

[jenshu7]

Oh my god, poor Harry! Oh god - I feel so sorry for him.

[hokins2]

AHHAAHAH SO SICK :D;:DD: i laughed my ass off

[SuperPrettyCOLORS]

I cant believe I just listed to all of that! Disgusting! -

--however, I do admit that it was quite hysterical.

[SONICANDKNUX]

....So I'm guessing Schoolastic ...erm.... abridged it.

[Vorkenstein]

AHAA LOL

[Whelangaming]

M8 this is the literally the funiest youtube video i've ever listened to. Best vid in my opinion. How did u do it?

[umwha]

OMG SO FUNNY I WAS LAUGHING FOR AGES MY SIDES

[darkhiddenblader]

OH. MY. GOD.

XD

[SoGnar444]

weirdest boner right now...

[CyberMan14]

is anyone else imagining this happening in the movie version?

[fl8nd3r5]

WTF! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[MuzVKa]

*dies laughing*

[jdorney98]

lol mother fucking funny

[aubreyjesusfreak]

OMGOSH....

OoO

...

I'm totally scared....

[hawkmannn]

he sounds like stephen fry

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

This is excellent! Well done! XD

[MegaTrickynick]

This just made my day. Thank you very much sir.

[TrilbyMenetti]

As wonderful and hilarious as this, I'm wondering whether it's safe to send this to Stephen Fry on his Twitter... :D

[sparkieemae]

This is youtubes way of punishing me for trying to steal books online, isn't it? -__-

[Waizac]

LOL! Is it sad that I know which part of which book that all-most all of these excerpts come from?

[GiantPetRat]

I wasn't expecting this to be all that funny, but it works surprisingly well. The editing of the different segments is really very seamless, and it helps that Fry, unlike Dale, doesn't really do voices for the characters in the books.

Also, you have managed to make the detention scenes between Harry and Umbridge EVEN MORE disturbing, which is quite an achievement.

[martinthomsen2009]

OMG how funny XD

[AlexFruen]

@serenagranger2 Well then you'll probably be glad that I cut out the part where Umbridge gives Harry a Cleveland Steamer.

[bobogol10]

@AlexFruen thats brilliant!

[SuperVincentNinga911]

@serenagranger2 Oh yeah, well your face is disgusting,

BITCH!!!!!

[333br]

who is the Reader? i mean the one who's Reading it?

[shari4minipigz]

@333br Stephen Fry.

[333br]

@333br For REAL !? OMG! my Childhoods Over! D:

Thanks for the answer!

[sexy1998me]

oh omy ever sad he had to lose his V-card to miss Umbrige :O i feell so sad for him

[CaptainJellico1701d]

wtf is this it funny but sick at the same time but you did good work man

[vaguelynodding]

Um, this is amazing. I am deeply impressed with your editing skills.

[13SmilingFaces]

that is DICKSCUSTING!!!!!!!!

[iosilver99]

and with a nasty squelching sound harry began fucking her very hard 

[AbbeyCaceey]

this. lolololololol

[DDay12G]

Lollll I was trying to listen for a sign of editing but god it was so seamless. This is brilliant, and hilarious and disgusting x\ Haha

[Lanxodt]

I normally don't like sexual Harry Potter situations, but I had to laugh at this. Shocking...nightmare fuel, really, but incredibly well put-together. Bravo and thank you for the many hearty laughs.

[sbj97]

The ending was too funny! ROFL

[regineanne21]

I died laughing! Thanks for this! And I want to be an editor myself... Good job sir! Totally entertaining and horrifying as well!

[MissSevenpointsix]

Hahahaa - Oh god.. this so hilarious.. xD So wrong, but so hilarious xD

[lorentio16]

This so wrong! But undeniably hilarious and extremely well edited:) though I'm not sure I heard all of those words in the audiobooks;) Stephen frys voice makes it even betterXD this has completely RUINED Harry potter for me.

[loonylovegood27]

OHMYGOD this is soo wrong. but I laughed my butt off! I will never be able to read order of the phoenix the same way as I did before. :p

[LucaBellaRants]

This is the greatest thing that has ever been done in the history of the world.

[happyh7]

This made my day! =)

Epic!

[paradigmshiftvideos]

hahaha

[QueenofHearts424]

oh emm geee!!!

[lorellio2]

Holy...crap. This is super well-edited...

[June28July]

EEWWW

[TheNKere10]

i would like this detention with dumbledore (joke) LOL

[cuzitsnecessary]

lmfao

[SgtFuzzie]

"Umbridge's Slack Cunt seemed to Tighten"

[RandomAndroid]

You may have been inspired by Cassette Boy's Harry Potter edits, but I have to say you've outdone him completely. Great job on making all the voice fragments fit together so believably, It really makes it sound like one big piece, which makes it even more hilarious. I can only imagine all the tedious work you put into doing this perfectly. Great job! I rarely laugh as much at a youtube video as I have on yours! (BTW, Your music mashups are absolutely fantastic too)

[katyanarockercook]

it's even funnier because of fry's voice :')

[reubs666]

The best video ever spool funny... Plz make more

[TheMonkeyPoke]

Hahahahhahaahahahaha



[Nugard123]

omg ahaha this is the funniest thing i've seen for ages!! keep it up :)

[gartnavel89]

One of the funniest things I've seen of YouTube! This video almost made me sick! Seriously, I was laughing so hard I almost vomited!

[Schmoley96]

Then harry began fuckin her...VERY HARD :L

Tht was soooo funny!!!!

[Echosofthemind]

Oh god that was so gross I'm still laughing!!

[xszetaxy]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[CheifPaco]

Wow this is a really good edit! It doesn't sound edited at all. Or is that guy really saying all those sick things Ahahaha!!!

[buuski]

Professor Umbridge's robes swung open, revealing two

Large

Baggy

TITS.

That seemed oddly lumpy, though there was something reptilian about them, too.

[peachygotit]

Tuck in!!!!!

[SpencerGarry]

Really well edited, not surprised you almost gave up on it, but it was definitely worth persevering with. Before I looked at the comments I assumed you'd just lifted Fry's voice from A bit of Fry and Laurie or Blackadder for the swearing, but the way you describe doing it is really creative. Thanks for your work, really enjoyed it.

[audiophil92]

I love the scripting too. Amazingly well put together :) goes so well with Stephen Fry's upper class voice :D

Also, how did you get Vibrator? :D

[HardbeatAcolyte]

LOL, this is epic

[RunIAtIMe]

this is the shit!

[toonsem]

This is horribly, terribly, shamelessly HILARIOUS. It's utterly flawless and brimming with disturbing detail. I had many a guilty giggle and, in fact, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

Brilliantly well-done!!!

[zimmawoman]

Oh my god that must have taken a hell of a long time.

Totally worth it. That was flawless.

[TheDragonCastDown]

I don't laugh at things. I usually find most things very unfunny, and the more I think about it, have only managed a mild chuckle every now and again. Yet as I write this, my neighbors are trying to return to sleep, my ribs hurt with every breath I take and my face is still wet with tears. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.

Thank you. So very, very much.

[strongmike]

This actually made me cry with laughter whilst on a packed train, the looks I was getting..

Brilliant.

[Mosley2]

JESUS!!!

[lorna808]

immense edditing... and the most I've ever laughed in an english lesson! That'll teach me to get distracted! How long did this take to make?

[AlexFruen]

@lorna808 It took about 4 months of spare time to make, I gave up on it twice because it was far too complex, but decided to give it one last shot and managed to finally get to all make sense. Listening to ipods in english?! tut tut

[MikeysReviews]

this is sooo fukin funny

[timbob12100]

slightly larger than a car tyre hahaha

[Olekander]

CUNT? how did you adapt that LOL!?

[AlexFruen]

@Olekander Country and aunt = CUNT!

[devilliers178]

Brilliant!



[Casia12]

GOD i almost vomited too!

[Gallers]

That's fucking vile. Bravo!

[raditzthecabbage]

Chewing Carpet? What is a hooch?

[Vampirex14]

I am actually crying from LAUGHTER!!! THIS IS FUCKIN FUNNY XD

[razmataz13drums]

oddly reptilian!!! lol omg all i wanted was to listen to some harry potter!! this will haunt me forever!!!

[idinafanboi]

@razmataz13drums reptilian?

[razmataz13drums]

@idinafanboi mmm im reading my comment back... oh! yeah its at 2:30 talking of umbridges breasts: "revealing two large baggy tits that seemed oddly lumpy though there was something reptilian about them too" this has been a LONG time since ive heard this. sooo gross but sooo bloody funny

[KizzleKrunkable]

This is amazing, sir. Good job, goob job. xD

[Serenytre]

HAHAHAH, oh God! My stomach! hahaha, priceless... xD

[xmadnessmanx]

It seemed oddly lumpy.

[birdyisdabestman]

I want you in bed...NOW!!! Priceless lol!



[iammaxhailme]

I'm used to Dale, but Fry is a good reader too.

[AlexFruen]

@iammaxhailme I like dales voice, but I think fry does characters voices better.

[toby708y]

You know what to do, Mr. Potter. TUCK IN!

[V2Blast]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[PennyPie723]

Nasty but funny

[bevon17]

ok im just going to assume that this is not the real hairy potter -.-

Dildos? ROFL wtf..

[Icans33now]

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

[AliceItoko]

"NO! PROFESSOR UMBRIDGE! IT'S ILLEGAL!" HAHA I REMEMBER THAT XD

[AliceItoko]

I'm confused...someone explain to me what you did here? As Ron would say, it's bloody brilliant by the way :D

[fanbotbob64]

@AliceItoko, he took clips from various parts of the audio books and (very skillfully!) edited them together to make them sound natural, as if they had all been that way from the beginning. I'm not sure where all of those words came from, though...

[AlexFruen]

@fanbotbob64 The obscenities are spliced together from other words... eg vibrator is made by splicing vibrate and lighter together.

[prefix331]

Ugh. How you can call this Erotic is beyond me :D Sure it was awesome, great editing job. Would have been more erotic with Hermione or something like that :P

[aretlev]

This is absolutely hilarious and incredibly well-done.

[kuruki213]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sensational this is how J.K.Rowling wanted it to be!!

[bumblebeedancer]

LMAO HILARIOUS

[Natismon]

hahaha, you are brilliant! The clipping was amazing!! Guess you had a fit editing this^^

[AlexFruen]

@Natismon Yeah I did! You'd be surprised be just how many sentences are pretty much untouched and untampered with!

[matatak94]

@AlexFruen How on Earth did you get "fucking"? XD

[AlexFruen]

@matatak94 The swear words are made by splicing two words together, eg fucking = funny+kicking.

[Mikeg993]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!11

[SoylentGreeeen]

Oh god, Stephen Fry's voice makes it even better.

[ihrainovs18]

I'm laughing my ass off... I'm crying it's so funny!

[DasCaddy]

.... absolutley hilarious..... but ugh..... like every one else said: disgusting

[VickyDuncalf]

I was nanometers from spitting beer all over my lappy then. It was the 'car tyre' bit. I'll bloody bill you for a new Acer, Alex! I will!!!

[InLoveWithMIYAVI]

omg. lol.

its so disgusting and hilarious

[fredders08]

a raw, bloody hooch!

[willshrieve]

TUCK...IN!!!!

[IIHaZe]

Hahahah shrieve!

[willshrieve]

HAHAHAAH this is so perverse but so funny.

GET UP!!!

yOUR NOT TRYING POTTER!

[hmfrx]

HAHAHA 'NO PROFFESSOR UMBRIDGE It'S ILLEGAL!' fantastic!

[theblondmidget]

lol so funny but kinda gross

[EmmaDilemma007]

This is so gross...but hilarious! Crazy editing.

[greenguff]

hahahahaha

[Loubielou44]

wow! Just wow!

[nrcmonkey]

This is so wrong.

Yet I can't stop listening.

Good editing though.

[EmoTheElephant]

The is ACE, the music is just the cherry on this hilarious cake hahahahah XD

[Digeridude]

WHERE did you find the words 'cunt' and 'vibrator'?

Stephen Fry has to be in on this.

[jorarl]

I think I taste a bit of sick in my mouth.

[buzkashi40]

That is truly inspired! And very good editing skillz too.