Birds and the Bees (since you're gay, the Bees and the Bees)

[awesomecat52]

He's an aviaphile! What's next, Aviabear? HUH?

[INVADERxDIB]

yay bestiality FTW

[SuperEpicfail1337]

@INVADERxDIB in some cases ftw means fuck the world XD

[sworddoom10]

@SuperEpicfail1337 Yeah, if ur Nova and your playing happywheels.

[INVADERxDIB]

@SuperEpicfail1337 good to know but .well i have some er experience in theis matters

[flameboy229]

WTF he's in love with a ostrich! like WTF

[CutieCookie51]

LOL wtf that lil dude is so fat and the dad is so weird

[thefulkboy]

@rogankiwifruit Wh what?

[rogankiwifruit]

1:33 i was about to say that its feburty i thougth the easer rainbow gene was going to come btw LOL

[rbjnytfcuhvj]

@rogankiwifruit ok, 2 questions. WHAT are you smoking, and CAN i have some?

[TommyCable888]

-_- homophobic.

[rogankiwifruit]

@TommyCable888  lulz

[TommyCable888]

@rogankiwifruit What does that mean?

[TommyCable888]

@rogankiwifruit WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!

[DurzzToxin]

2:22 Is that an ostrich?

2:29 Yep. It was an ostrich.

[thekiaserneko]

long*



[thekiaserneko]

my role is a staunch christian as lang as the emu is a girl at least hes not fucking a dude

[Mhmwarrior]

i fell sorry for TotalBiscuit

[GothicAnimeMonkey]

i want that be thrusting on a t-shirt and it saying" ill teach u about the birds and the bees, but since your gay the bees and the bees"

that would be so awesome

[TDGSeal]

The fuck?

[Chokfulofmilk]

I can tell just by looking at you that you're 36, 25, 36, which are by the way are all perfect squares.

If you were a math symbol, you'd be a radical.

I wish i was your Derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

[Isaoda10]

I'm in the werid side of youtube

[goobers2345]

Way to use a song from Club Pengun lol

[SoniClub]

This really isn't funny. It's almost offensive. 

[redwillow88]

Why, in God's name, did I watch that? Lol. How did I even end up here?

[T3H4W3S0M31]

My name is Richard...im not gay.

[darkslaya123]

I was ROFLOL ING when he said:

My love for you is like diareah, I just can't hold it in

[jessealien12]

oh my gawd that was one sexy emu

[jimkunz100]

why is adam lambert in this?

[rploeger]

Still a better love story then twilight.

[charangan1]

BESTIALITY

[DragonDrumAndBass]

why did i watch this? >.<

[steventhemonkey96]

LOL WOW -steven-dont do this at home do it at a friends house

[Sorences]

Beastiality for the win?

[brattymonster]

umm yea ok this kid IS gay...XD

[Zachdude54]

MONOCLE AND A WIFE BEATER FUCK YEAH!!!

[fixxxer928]

Dude this thing is funnier than most cartoons on TV, lol diarrhea, funniest pickup line EVER!

[goofygobber101]

lol where did his face go? 0:40

[TheJonesmister]

the dad is a sorcereror and a wizard abraham lincoln i wish he was my dad

[ShelbyGraceDrake]

My older cousin's name is Richard. He's got a wife and three sons. He's a professional voice-over actor for a bunch of cartoons--one being Invader ZIM. And, because of this video, I tend to call him gay.

[ShallAdoreRats]

1:40 Watch what the poster says.



[idonthatesandwiches]

im in the weird part of youtube again.

[SingsTaylor1]

im not lonley no more

[madmanslullaby1]

FIN

yes that was an ostrich

[Ejhekk33]

0:52-0:56 BWAHaHAHA!

[deathlyhallows888]

My love for you is like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in...

[Hr75]

@deathlyhallows888 WAY TO QUOTE THE VIDEO *SLOW CLAP*

[CamLuffsBigTimeRush]

now, i am lonely no more xD

[lemurrye]

wtf wat did i watch this is retarded

[Jcool2010ROBLOX]

@loljustice31 :D

[BcauseIFeelLykIt]

How did I get here? O.o

[Shadowhobbo]

Thumbs up if you pick up chick like Richard :3

[princofpunck223]

1:45 look the one of the bees from the bees 

[sandytinky]

I will have nightmares over 1:56 for the rest of my life...

[SuperLibr8r]

well it makes sense... his dad married a sheep

[rbkiggreen]

Fuck str8 ppl.

[Raveman01]

@rbkiggreen trolololol. at least we can XD

[ryanriddick]

lol, guy guys always go for the EMU kids xD

[GodOfQwerty]

@ryanriddick Unless your into being the submissive side of BDSM, then you should always go for the cassowary. They're like the honey badger of the avian world.

[SweetTheMan]

0:54 lmfao lololol

[CornOnTheCobIIV]

@ryanriddick hehe ostrich

[BasedLegendd]

fuckin GAY GUY ! fuck gay people! go get some pussy

[madmanslullaby1]

ok ok ok so my computer is REALY SLOW. so i was waiting for this to load, and i want to the kitchen to make some coffee. ---->(me singing) *doo da doodly doo*

and then i hear *SON* i was like SHIT!!!!

[madskillzmz]

0:34 "GET DOWN ON IT"

[LittleMissMetal13]

"My love for you is like diorreha..?" Is that considered a pick-up line..? xD

[missdiamondrox]

sucha mind fu*k

[JustLifeLikeItIs]

Well this was stupid .-.

[JenniferCruz11]

random ninja doing the moonwalk xD

[mrpomf]

Waw totalbuiscut has a gay son hahaha=D

[TheEpicPointlessness]

313 are still lonely after watching this

[MATRIX0MAN007]

press 4 for eyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyye

[SeraphSonic]

Well Dick IS a nickname for someone named Richard.

[MastermindHen]

Did he just... did he just hop sideways offscreen while crying?

[Clucky117]

An ostrich, a chick with long legs! HAH! Now where's my thumbs up. >:|

[EadensNarwhal]

Dear Santa, my dad thinks i'm gay, and i'm lonely.  Will you help me?

[hulasoup]

Thumbs up if you know the first backround song from the old clubpenguin! Uh, nevermind..

[Digiemperor6]

Lulz that was epic

[BlackNight77632]

1:09 Where's his monocle?

[madmanslullaby1]

lol not gay FURRY

[madmanslullaby1]

1:19 that must be the famous albino black sheep

[Toadsanime]

I can guarantee that the majority of dislikes are from people that wrongly assume this is homophobic.

People can be rather over-sensitive.

[Lidrena]

oh hi totalbiscut that is for some reason totaly buff.

[wolfergurl]

really???? an ostrich????

[TheTempoChanger]

What about the Birds an' the other Birds? :3

[CorpPitbull]

@TheTempoChanger Well birds have these beeks that they peck people with and when two birds get together they......Oh fuck go watch some porn like everyone else.

[robertsfunny1995]

Holy sh!t he's a zoophile...

[allergicpeanutman]

video length is 2:43...BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN

[Toadsanime]

@allergicpeanutman Quite possibly the only person here that understands the reference so far.

[Weirdasaur]

@allergicpeanutman ?

[F3ARShadowkillr]

Dad: DICK! Son: WHAT

[jonwebb6297]

@auroracelest: HELL YEAH

[FrostInks]

Bee²

[Jcool2010ROBLOX]

@BatmanTheSeal Thanks :)

[AuroraCelest]

Anyone here use the diarrhea pick up line?

[TheWiccaBabe]

Am I the only one who got a little giggle out of the dad thinking his son is gay, and the son only answered his dad after being addressed as 'Dick'?

[xxxMorganxGinnettxxx]

meh love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in ;)

[TheNarutard96]

a pelvic thrusting bumble bee and a moon walking ninja in a purple shirt? my kinda club :)

[mikered300]

danm sheep its all your fult

[BatmanTheSeal]

it says "happy valentines day" but it was uploaded on may 22.. hmmmmmm

[33Narutolover]

this should have been the bees and the bees

[unicorna1]

What hell was that

[PenguinsOnStilts]

what the hell!

[brokenhearts617]

I love the fact that at 1:46 there was a bee in the backround((:

[TheDisturbed6666]

1:09 where has the monocle gone ?

[NickelbackRockOn]

lolwut?



[craxtaplow]

That would've been funny if he said " my love for you is ticking clock, berserker!

[GothicEmoHate16]

Can't....stop....laughing....i­t hurts....

[kayel091]

anyone else notice the moonwalking ninja?... you know jus doin his thing in the background

[austinwolves12]

2:08 best part x3

[Fryiffy]

snicker snicker the squirts

[michaelp657]

who else, in this situation, would totally go for the ostrich as well?

[noone2975]

I'm not a bee. I'm a fucken butterfly.

[adeadfish67]

I bet the ostrich Is a guy

[EpicRandomPpl1]

My best friend is gay so stfu u mother fuckers

[planetjacker763]

Gayyyyyy

[bob245171]

what is with the ostrige or emu whatever that is

[beeisc00l]

I love their facial expressions when they fall in love.

[theAMERICANidiot98]

Dis is gay. I hope u all go to hell

[DefNerdz]

@theAMERICANidiot98 shut up...

[UrBiggestFan111]

1:53 epic face!

[ifiwereademoman]

One thing to say: 1:17

[ThePooeater2]

My love for you is like diarrhea.I just can't hold it in.

[OhLookATARDIS]

287 people just can't hold it in

[Xfluffymonkeyx]

287 are ostrichs

[iP0STcomments]

What about the birds and the birds?

[Clucky117]

@iP0STcomments Birds don't have stingers. Birds are for lesbians like Justin Bieber and Rebecca black.

[iP0STcomments]

@Clucky117 I know. I was just giving ideas of another possible videos.

[Clucky117]

@iP0STcomments Whoops. XD

[thecommenter87]

but id you notice the moonwalking ninja?

[ChallengeAcceptedGuy]

BEES AND THE BEES

....

[tadflip]

1:46 a moonwalking ninja! :O

[PokelilyX]

Lmao, Basic teenagers.

[ShawnWellington]

dosent that kid remind you of cow? from cow and chicken?

[RiceUEat]

1:57 That face....

[FootballAndXbox]

This is ABS's childhood.

[ShotgunProductions50]

2:10 ADVENTURE TIME!!!

[KatieLouise98]

SHANE DAWSON USES THIS MUSIC!

[TotalTwilightLuv56]

MEGA THRUSTING BEEEEEEES! -:D

[Jcool2010ROBLOX]

Thumbs up For "My Love for you is like diheria i cant hold it in" Try sucking it in 8D

[BatmanTheSeal]

@Jcool2010ROBLOX Thumbs up for spelling "Diarrhea" right (:

[Wowzamagoogification]

@Jcool2010ROBLOX Thumbs up for "my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in*"

[loljustice31]

@Jcool2010ROBLOX That's the most creative spelling of 'diarrhea' I've seen all day.

[sillywillysmarty]

Keep Pressing 8 (:

[crazyfroglova14]

haah love the bee and the ostrich!!!! <3

[m8o8c8k8]

At 1:08 dads monacle disappears! 0-o

[crazyfroglova14]

@m8o8c8k8 hah yer right!! lawl

[m8o8c8k8]

@crazyfroglova14 I know. Thats why I put it!

[crazyfroglova14]

@m8o8c8k8 i know i just felt like replying to something :)

[EmAndBrie]

I hate that tlk

[theflyingcatz]

my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in

[ha10dud3]

Dear santa,

My Dad thinks im gay.

[Ritoruponyo]

I just love the little bee rokin the shit out in the club!!! XD

[TheGuysAcrossTheRoad]

1:56 now thats an epic face xD

[MsTotalGleek]

son son son son

richard richard richard richard

Dick!

What?

xD

[sizzilingcrisis836]

ninja moonwalking! i am asian!

[energyboy5696]

lolwut

[rawr726]

im not gaaaaaaaaaaaay 8-)

[ambi24567]

Richard Richard Richard . Dick! WHAT!! lol

[saftydance2]

It's funny, because my gay boy friends name is Richard...

[Witchdoctor1138]

the dad is wearing a wifebeater and monacle?

thats awesome



[ManlyPuffs]

@Witchdoctor1138 ikr

[TheYell1ng]

The kid reminded me of Cow, from Cow and Chicken...

[kittenslut04]

that was not funny.

[Turtan4]

@kittenslut04

Because you're gay and you got offended because your dad doesnt love you and thinks the same way.

[killmaster117]

i used that line to pick up girls. and now i got 50 girls on me.

[Spuhrkz]

@SuperSonic0000000001 and i dont made any spelling errors. so why dont you go and play some supah sonic for 3 years and older ?

[music1sthebest]

tgat was...wait....what?

[youngsaintsfan]

zomg bestiality! DX

[xxxsammiyxxx]

lol epic ...... my love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in......just like his father with the animals n wtf whys there an ostrich in a club? ....its just keeps getn better

[gamingirl94]

funny part 20 seconds

[stoney819]

PRESS 9 FOR EPIC WIN!!

[au313]

Emu!!!  XD

[Valo778]

Isn't the background music a Club Penguin song?

[SunTzuSaidFight]

yes that was a ostrich