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  • Press 9 :D~

  • I had a sex add.

  • thought she was gonna kiss her in the end for sure =P

  • just shoot a portal on him!

  • S@Y ftw!!!!!!!!!!!

  • galdios,chuck norris, god, ASIAN !!!!

  • at the end if she didnt have her mask, i swear she could of spit a huge loogie... come on, right?

  • Portal Komat!

  • NO Cake for them !

  • They have no idea how to "think" with portals

  • nothing makes me laugh more than a guy getting his ass kicked by a chick, root for the chick!

  • Why is she not at my bedroom?

  • @Pizarroconquer you mean in the kitchen?

  • more?

  • allways good to see people making the most of after effects, love the short sketch keep up the good work. I know how hard it must of being making that, i made a action film with after effects on my youtube channel. 100 hours of pure editing hell and half of that waiting for rendering lol.

  • so, the ninja guy is trying to get that bitch back into the kitchen???

    that bitch resist well..

    xD

  • I have that nurf gun

  • funny at ign.. there are a lot of dislikes but over at gak channel, there's only few dislikes. hmm.. i can honestly how immature between this subscribers

  • there was only 2 uses of portals in the whole video... kinda shit imo

  • so they never fist fight in the game ever evar EVERRRR!!!!

  • Nice vid, why so many dislikes?

  • @TehBigDK I agree man. can any of these fuck'n punks who dislike do better videos?! this guy's just gettin started and is gonna do well and she kicks ass i just subbed her channel too! i see big things in future for both so fuck the haters!

  • Put a portal at the ceiling next to the bridge.

    Put a portal below the opponent.

    nuff said

  • What the hell did I just watch.

  • HELLA LAME!

  • pause at 0:47 for TIT GRAB

  • wow, they only used the portals twice.

    what a waste of video time

  • meh

  • 0:47 rape face!

  • 0:56

    RIDE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT

    I wonder, why the fuck not shoot a portal on the ceiling, then a portal on the floor under your enemy.

    done.

  • ok why the hell are they making the girls badasses at everything nowadays?

    i get it when its 2 or 3 times

    but always?!?

    i dont like the fashion -_-

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  • how many people were waiting for noob saibot to pop up and finish both of them

  • @TANK4PREZ

    Finally, someone who noticed MK loves Portal

  • ummmm...... Longer Please????

  • 1: portal in the roof

    2: portal under his feet

    3: ???

    4: PROFIT

  • why not just shoot a portal on the roof and the other on his feet?

  • that was shit

  • Yeah.. like the female wins..

  • Disliked for the lack of portal usage and the abusing of a women T_T Portal, why so sexist?

  • that was kinda nerdy

  • Man that guy sucks, Or is the girl was actually a guy...?

  • Get better masks.. That is all.

  • Sweet!

  • needs more portals...

    

  • boring ._.

  • I'm sorry, but women just don't win in this scenario....It just doesn't happen.

    Especially against an Asian man. We all know they are Masters of any martial art......right?

  • Portal noob tube... Oh shit!

  • 0:40 Just shoot a portal on the ceiling next to the walkway and then one under him. No way he could survive a fall like that...

  • awesome :D

  • Don't you hate it when the top comment is someone else posting a comment that was already top comment before? :/ for this video it's a " woman in the kitchen" joke and "portal kombat" joke :/ weird..

  • that is what you would call ninja sex with portals

  • PORTAL KOMBAT!

  • blond hair with black eyebrowns -.-

  • what the heck??? noobs lol

    just pop a portal on the ceiling and one in her feet, let us see then how the mighty ninja survives lol

  • @dariomodugno this must have been before the apeture science boots where created

  • Why so many dislikes????????????

  • MOAR

  • The new Portal Matrix

    Coming to you 2045

  • Why the hell do people look SO Good in Black?

  • FATALITY!!!

    

  • fucking chinos

  • and then they went to bed together and lived happily ever after.

  • one word bummblefagget

  • why is the "ninjas" wearing gym shoes

  • The sound effects are awesome. Like it very much.

  • the used the portals like twice and then the majority of combat was just them slapping each other around a little bit... lol

  • was kinda cool, but it was dumb how the characters froze when the portals were placed.

  • that was really cool

  • press 7 for bad touch

  • Portals Ninjas They Hardly Used Portals

  • Should hae put on on the back wall then one over the edge. Jump + scissor kick

  • its a guy?

  • So what if i put a portal in her body and jump through and put the secondary portal on her back....that will be weird

  • not enough portals...disappointment

  • Her eyebrows were hot!!

  • that was an abrupt ending.

  • The girl looks kinda hot ! :)

  • @BiRyu lol what if i told you thats a guy

  • @flamingarse1 Then I'd say that would be the hottest guy I ever saw . xD (with boobies, no dick.)

  • They need to think with more portals.

  • misleading.... not enough portal play

  • he grabbed her tit so she got mad

  • @steves1221

    Cause she is busy kicking your ass

  • @steves1221 cuz shes practicing kicking your ass.

  • @steves1221 Classic

    

  • @steves1221 --it's 2011. go get your ass in the kitchen or she'll prolly kick your ass punks!

  • @steves1221 Because she's kicking ass?

  • wtf portal ninja XD

  • This is dumb, they only used portals like 3 times 

  • wait what are they fighting for again ?

  • if im honest freediew was better and that didint even involve fighting......and im a massive martial arts fanatic

  • Im sick of people automaticly disliking IGN videos.

  • these people look emo

  • No Cake ?

  • Gute idee, schlechte umsetzung, leider

  • BORING!

  • i smell a spin off

  • lol The girl looks alot like Hayley williams from paramore XD

  • what should hav happened at the end guy shoots a portal under himself and on the ceiling and infinite jumped while fighting

  • boring...

  • my old school lol

  • He seriously pulled her by the collar of the shirt? That's like heaven for anyone who knows any basic self-defense programs.

  • gaay

  • @Ninja7545 Not pathetic. Just stating the obvious.

  • legit. haters gon hate

  • The last few seconds reminded me of Sasuke and Naruto when the fought lol

  • hey this was filmed at York University in Canada? That was the TEL building!

  • it's good, but i can see them using the portals soooo much mooore!!!!

  • boooooooooo

  • Portals look realistic

  • Leave this to Freddie Wong, he knows what to do.

  • Poop video

  • NERF GUN !!!!!!!!

  • You got Naruto in my Portal.... and I don't like it...

  • Hate it when the top two comments steal my thoughts...

  • Not bad could be better though.

  • kool

  • MOAR PORTALS, THE FIGHTING WAS RIGID AND CHEESY, but still +1 like.

  • boring

  • @ashugtiwari Wow.. just because its not Call of duty you hate it.. right?

  • @mt2oo8 now u r making bullshit war, CoD is history, nobody talks bout it...

    And if u dont have any respect for games and gamers then go fuck urself

  • @ashugtiwari Your the one being a fanboy because you hate portal and you couldn't do anything better than this

  • @mt2oo8 why do u want to flame a war, i told u CoD is history but u r dumbass without any brain who dont get what am i saying, Portal is best, but this video dont stand a chance to that awesomeness, and moreover its good but not great the same old fight, nothing new. Now this is my last reply, dumbass. keep ur fucking mouth shut, im biggest fan of valve and id software

  • @ashugtiwari U R DUMBASS?!?!

  • @Gyohdon fuck u asshole

  • @ashugtiwari WHAAAAAT?!?!??! >>>>===((((((((

  • @Gyohdon sorry buddy

  • cool

  • The girl had some moves, but overall it was really low budget. At one point when she smashed the guys face on the railing they just kind of shuffled around and it was awkward. Decent ending, though. I'll give it that much.

  • like it

  • why dislikes????? this is awesome

  • 0:56 super ackward position, I thought she gonna XXXX him

  • umm...portal kombat?

  • @teoissolidsnake hahha nice one

  • Amazing editing! Who knows how long this could have taken!?...and of course, the stereotypical "girl wins" style is present.

  • for all the haters out there who scream more portals....so u want a video where there shooting portals and running ? i think this is awesome and creative:) like it

  • not enough portals..

  • Hahaha awesome

  • Why wouldn't you just shoot a portal on the ceiling then put another one underneath them? -_-

  • @GirlwithaHalo117

    im pretty sure their budget isnt enough to pull that off without it looking terrible

  • @lylatfox4

    Ahahaha!! :]

  • @Metrokiller555 yes like the depressed faggots who listen to music about suicide? sound like anyone... ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

  • @Mw2Knifedyou haha im a waste of life? says the one who has call of duty as the username what a fag fanboy, get over yourself theres more to life than games, you roody-poo ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

  • That bitch punched me!!!!!

  • what is gakattack. it seems like the retards at IGN and machinima are just mixing random words together because they sound funny.  Gak Atack? about GloopBlooop or something Bomb Omb. And the fighting in this sucked ass.

  • @2583060 stfu and go listen to ur faggy justin bieber

  • Why so much hate this some

  • Love it

  • if you are fighting with portals then why only 4 portals?

  • this wouldve been awesome if she ended it by putting him into an infinite loop :\

  • So the girl is pretty much smarter..

    she uses the portal to fuck him up.

    But the guy uses the portal to run away..

  • Needs more less shit.

  • The man ninja sucked XD

  • There where not so much portals, just like 2 :(

  • that was awesome :D

  • 0:01

  • How to end this IRL:

    Infinite loop.

  • I wait for kiss now for punch in the face! ;C

  • needs more portals.

  • But.... you can't shoot portals on tiled surfaces...

  • Awesome but there still should have been more portals :S Never enough Portals!!!

  • Reactions? WTF

  • I don't like her. :c

  • @atsharrock I thought the same exact thing lol

  • just have sex already GEEEZE!

  • Go blonde!!!!! Rawr

  • ninja? Portal? Portal Kombat!!!!!!!

  • they aint thinking with portal :[

  • When the girl went on man i thik they will fu*k :D

  • hmmm instead of breaking his neck she fights no sense of stealth

  • TEL building ftw!

  • What a rookie, at the end she should have made a portal underneath him then fired one on the ceiling.