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  • It's not that hard to get, people. No matter how long you're away (whether you go to jail or just disappear for a while), there are people on the street who will never forget about you, especially if they have a beef with you. The snail hadn't been there in a year but the guy on the porch acted like it was yesterday. There's nothing psychological about it.

  • THIS JOKE IS ABOUT RESPECT THAT'S WHY ALONZO TELLS THE ROOKIE IT'S BULLSHIT CUZ ALONZO DON'T RESPECT ANYTHING

  • I tell this joke to people just to confuse the fuck out of them

  • i thought it was just a joke that wasn't all that funny

  • lets not forget that the main character is is high as a mother fucker in his scene he was smokig weed/ pcp just before he got there lol

  • I personally can't stop laughing every time I watch it. Each and everyone of us could give his very own explanation; yet you can't be sure, you're just pretending.

  • What I got out of the joke is about prison a person get thrown away for a year for doing somthing only to come out do the same shit that put them there in the 1st place,,,,thats just what I get out of it

  • It's just some nonsensical bullshit, It doesn't mean anything

  • @terminator847 its just a joke, you should laugh now

  • @hasbor I know, I'm repeating what Alanzo said

  • the fuck's your problem?!

  • If I was that man I would invite the snail in for a cup of tea.

  • Ну задолбала в натуре!

  • my best guess is that it has something to do with cops trying to stopping crime, or how jail doesn't mean shit

    

  • As far as I can see it, it got 3 main lessons:

    1. Life is unfair and violent in the streets (the part where the man throws the snail). U gotta be tough and rough

    2. Street life is a 24/7 hustle job, and you gotta be ready for to hustle for a long period of time. It's a marathon not a sprint (the part where the snail crawls back for long)

    3. Don't expect anything like a tap on a back or a helping hand from anyone (the part where the man says what the fuck is your problem?). Be independant

  • The joke means to point out that after time a person forgets about the pain that they endured, and ignorance gets the better part of them when they go back again to deal with what hurt them in the first place...or it could also means, what doesn't kill me only makes me stronger...you choose.

  • Ignorance is bliss...no, it's not the meaning of the joke he said...I'm really just saying that ignorance is bliss...

  • Поймёшь этот анекдот и улицу поймёшь!

  • I dont get the joke? i know there is an underlying message to it, can someone simply explain it to me?

  • the snail represent all those guys in the street who think world is theirs, the snail comes back even 1 year later that s mean he has nothing to lose...

    i mean even a little delinquant can disturb the high class society entirely if he perseveres

  • The lesson of the joke is that you should never laugh at something that's not funny. Its a sign of weakness

  • It's a variant of the "No soap, radio" joke. The purpose of the joke isn't to provide a logical punchline. The joke is instead a test for the target. It's aimed to test the target's willingness to conform to social pressure, even if the social norms have no practical rationality, ie: laughing at a joke that makes no sense.

    Within the narrative, Roger tells a similar joke to Jake to test his mettle. He's essentially saying, if you stay true to your instincts, the streets will respect you.

  • Makes perfect sense! Thank You!

  • @ease4shese damn!...easy with the cheese !

  • @ease4shese

    Eh..maybe. He delivered it with so much suspense that the punchline is completely unexpected. I would probably laugh just because it's so random.

  • @ease4shese I agree and to expand stories and jokes put a person in a light state of trance as the story's or joke's tension builds toward the climax or punchline. You control your audience. Roger gets Jake in a state of trance as Jake waits for the punchline and then takes advantage of Jake's defenses being down by switching from joking to aggression. Jake laughs because he's confused and mentally disoriented. This whole movie is an excellent study on covert manipulation and deception...

  • @ease4shese dead on bro...alot of people dont know the streets..the joke was to test his manhood..i.e. laughing at stuff that's not funny, etc etc...because he laughed, Jake showed himself to be easily manipulated...

  • Joke meaning the streets doesn't care.

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  • @bsmyn0708

    Do you want me to call you a terrorist or something cuz you were born in the ghetto streets of Baghdad and all that?

  • @bsmyn0708

    Your joke made no sense and was nothing compared to mine, trailer park and smoking crack dont make sense, you can some crack anywhere...

  • @bsmyn0708

    that made no sense, you probably meant you were born in a prison cell while your mom was smoking crack

  • @bsmyn0708

    You were born on a highway in Baghdad (if they have any) because thats where most accidents happen...

  • @bsmyn0708

    You werent born in baghad.....

  • The fuck's your problem?

  • @bsmyn0708 like i said, maybe. but those are tough hoods, no doubt! i remeber in germany, arabs hoods have no mercy! i am from balkans, we fight more wars than the taliban bro !

  • @bsmyn0708 Maybe. Maybe not! there is always someone better, they say. I grew up in Europe.

  • thats a fuckin funny joke idc what anyone says!

  • No soap radio

  • "I already figured him out. It's all about smiles and cries. Yeah, you gotta control your smiles and cries, because thats all you have, and nobody can take that away from you".

  • Meaning: No matter what you've been through in life, the streets dont care and they never will. Every man for himself. The man in the joke represents the streets and the snail a victim of the streets.

  • I may give this more meaning than it deserve, But what i took away from it is ~RESPECT~....something you need to survive the streets , And what i mean by that ...is the guy the SECOND time he see's the snail, Actually stops and ask the snail "whats his problem", The guy could have easily stomp on the snail once again and move on without saying a word , In some way the snail GAIN the mans ..RESPECT.

    The moral is ... it doesn't matter your size you can GET RESPECT.

  • The fact that people are still debating on the meaning of the joke just shows how great this film is.

  • people will fuck with you no matter what. if they make you feel sorry or guilty ...you will be their bitch

  • The joke is not funny but rogers face with his final line is fucking hilarious LOL

  • The joke is about respect. Instead of the man kicking the snail off the porch again, he hesistates and says..."the fucks your problem?" In other words, it made the man doubt his own ability to intimidate a small ass snail that came back after so many beatings. The snail came back for more...it's not about how many times you get hit, but getting back up. The man respects the snail for having the balls to come back for more ass whooping and realizes how tough it is...thats the streets..tough

  • NIGGER DICKS!

  • i agree that the joke's just a test, but it's just so dumb and the way he says the punchline gets me every time

  • I don't think the meaning of the joke is as deep as it makes out to be, it's as simple as and if you gonna do something good or bad, make sure it's all the way, The only funny part is the snail took a year to crawl back, haha!

  • i grew up on streets... hence... TO SURVIVE is key here... CANT WIN CAN ONLY LIVE ANOTHER DAY ON THE STREETS !

  • @AlGhaffar What "streets" were these?

  • @KrisMTL you see the streets in the movie>>? twice as bad bro twice as bad! location is irrelevant personal.

  • @AlGhaffar uh these were filmed in real neighbourhoods. Watch the DVD, as the director explains how things got strained at some points, and if it hadn't been for a few certain people, could ver easily have toppled over. He sadi everyone was surprised that Warner Bros. would allow this.

  • there is no real meaning to the joke besides that one has to be tough at all times to EVERYBODY to survive on the streets

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!............I don't get it.

  • Yeah laughing at something you Don't think is funny is a Sign of Weakness

  • i love alonzo's expression at 1:07 ! and it's cool the way hoyz sais "i don't know, man, i don't...".... hehe, he's soooo high! great movie, great actors, great scene

  • its a " no soap radio" joke, Jack 10144 is right, as theere isnt anything to get, it doesnt make sense.

    But also if u look into the joke deeply u could say its about standing up to the streets and not showing when your hurting

    P.S Great Film!! xD

  • THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!?

  • All man this is 1 of my favorite movies here, Seconds later He says Its all bout all about Smiles and Cries lol, cause at the end of the day no 1 can take that away from U!, but basically he was the snail. Now pay attention in the movie Lonzo, tells him to up his street I.Q. or Its takes a wolf to catch a wolf, cant no sheep catch a wolf, He told him take off his ring cause niggaz is strong out here! Its more and more lines of the movie U can pull out that will result to just that joke. 

  • Classik movie tho, but y'all seen what happen when that snail showed up on Lonzo door steep tho Lls !!!

  • When I was younger I used to actually think there was some deep meaning behind this joke and I felt like I didn't understand the streets because I couldn't get it...lol the truth is there's no meaning behind it; it's just a bunch of bullshit

  • ok its evident NOBODy knows what the fuck it means because ive seen already 5 different comments that all say what it could mean so i call a joke that aint supposed to have one moral...

  • The actual purpose of the joke was to see how many faggots would go on the internet claiming some kind of bullshit gratification because they think they understand it.

  • @dustintml boom

  • @dustintml Okay...after ALL THESE YEARS I now know that I wasn't supposed to understand or "get" the joke cuz the joke wasn't meant to make any sense.

  • if you have to ask what it means

    your not ready to know

  • Guess you are either the snail or the man in the streets. If you are the snail, expect to get the shit kicked out of you, but get back up keep it movin'. If you are the man, shoot first, ask questions later.

    "...and as long as I stay Black, I'ma stay strapped, and I never get to lay back, cause I always gotta worry 'bout the payback...some punk that I roughed up way back, coming back after all these years. Rat Tat Tat Tat Tat...that's the way it is. - 2Pac

  • Guess you are either the snail or the man in the streets. If you are the snail, expect to get the shit kicked out of you, but get back up keep it movin'. If you are the man, shoot first, ask questions later.

  • Never forget a face? Shoot first ask questions later?

  • "...if you figure that joke out, you figure the streets out...."

  • the fucks your problem? lol.

  • this is also a reference to one of the 4 wise guys...About the guy that put peanut butter in his pants, and then started eating it like it was shit..The guy finished the story off by saying "If i see him in the streets, ill fuckin smoke him" or sumthin like that..The dude was very smart in the courtroom, just like the snail was tough gettin back, but neither of the guys showed compassion

  • In reality, this joke was for Alonzo because at the end the snail (Jake) came back and got him killed by the Russians.

  • Roger knows about Alonzo fucked the russian over and all that jazz right..The joke is about Alonzo fucking Roger over! more money to the russian, The motherfucking streets son!

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  • i always thought that the point of the joke was that laughing at a joke which is not funny is a sign of weakness on the streets...?

  • What The Fucks Your Problem!!!

  • Obviously you dumb muthafuckas didn't grow up in the hood.

    All he's saying is, You slow your roll and walk where you know.

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  • they tried to send a meesage through this joke which is even if you get rid of the criminals they will show up and come back again and again...

  • I would call this a riddle, instead of a joke. Seems like the answer is not what it's made out to be. There is no one answer to it. Most of our assumptions pertaining to topic are equally relevant. Similar to a word of vocabulary with an expanded variety of definitions.

  • one of the things they want to say is that you have to control your emotions on the streets and not let others to manipulate you.Alonzo is not laughing even he was told it was a JOKE.and asks his partner why was he laughing if it wasn't funny....

  • Hoyt, who's new and a slow learner, (perceived by Alonzo) then, shows his heart (saving the guy's cousin) and makes his way back to Alonzo's place, for payback. So I think it can also mean, never underestimate the heart of the weaker guy, & If u want something done, do it yourself. I know people will disagree, but, it's just a thought. Chess not checkers is a message in the joke we all can agree on.

  • @bossscrillaguy c'mon u know that in real life Hoyt would have been dead at that house, that's where the story would end. For every one miracle there's like 10 tragedies.

  • I think it's another piece of the puzzle that the movie scatters. It can have many different definitions & i've read quite a few. One i've came up with that I haven't seen is this. The man could've easily stepped on the snail and killed it, but he threw it...meaning, he let someone else do his dirty work. (Alonzo pays the mexicans to kill Hoyt) Because he underestimated the heart of the snail. Hoyt, who's new,and a slow learner.

  • @bossscrillaguy

    Alonzo grew tired of Jake uncorruptble nature, he tried so hard to get Jake to become corrupt because he knew Jake wanted to make Detective. After Roger was robbed and murdered and Jake still did not heed to Alonzo's plan, he knew he had to get rid of Jake. If you listen closely when Alonzo is in the car, 'he said make sure that bath tub is clean hommie' as Smiley was on the other end of the phone. Alonzo got TOO cocky and gambled that a green horn would crack under pressure.

  • And the joke of course is on him, since the slimey asshole Denzel busts his ass to rob him. He should have known Denzel was a traitorous bastard.

  • Roger wouldn't have got jacked if he'd kept his cash in a safe deposit box. Keep millions of dollars at your house and someone cops or crooks are gonna kill you for it.

  • @Andreas748 That is why gangsters and drug dealers do money landering activities. They can't deposit into any type of banks unless it is offshore from mainland countries.let alone safe deposit boxes. If you meant a safe, I hear ya, but that is not safe either. I am pretty sure real life characters like Roger have a need for that cash like for a rainy day to buy arms, drugs, pay off people. Cash is universal so it is nice to have that as bargaining chip. You say it is somewhere else, you die.

  • @arodspecialist yeah, but thats ALOT of cash to keep at home. I was thinking -like in the movie Casino when Sam kept his rainy day cash and jewels in that big safe deposit box. -but his greedy wife got it anyway. But you're right though, he would need big money at hand for what you said. It would make me very paranoid though.

  • neva relised him winking at da end of dis clip 

  • what was roger wearing before he talks about this and by the way this is not really a joke its like a you know in cod 4 and 6 when u die those facts come up its like that

  • @Bora199420 Wtf are you talking about that makes no sense and has nothing to do with this joke.

    This joke has a meaning: The snail is you, and the man is the streets. Know what places you need to go, and make sure ur always in the right situation.

  • I think the meaning of the joke is never forget the face of someone you offended because they always comeback someday

  • that roger guy reminds of mori kibbutz

  • hahaha i just laugh at his becaue of jake's reaction

  • I thought the joke was funny because it has such a surprising WTF ending. Jake should have said that because that is why he laughed at it. Instead, he kissed up and expressed agreement that the joke wasn't funny because he was on his first day of an insane job and being tested and because he was paranoid further from being on weed and PCP.

  • In reality, the snail didn't have a problem. The man had one. But as far as the man was concerned, the snail was the one with a problem because the man had not successfully dominated the snail enough. The snail offended the man by not being submissive. That is how the streets work. The streets are about dominance, not true right and wrong.

  • that joke was senseless bull shit, thats what the streets is, sensless bull shit, thats the moral of the joke

  • You can die any minute, you are not in control, the only surivial we have control over is knowing what is certain death/ suicide. Like rolling with Alonzo.

  • The answer to this thing is that the snail got nothing to loose and it's showing the person that lives there that he nothing to be scared of.. Ehe wats up!!!

  • I think its more along the lines of you can't underestimate anyone especially when its related to street life. People who you think are weak or who you can disregard can come back and actually be the one to get you. Some people who think they have all the power can be very dismissive to those who they perceive as weak. Its a cat and mouse game. Its a endless cycle, especially on the streets. Basically this is what happened to Alfonso at the end.

  • and he says.....THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM??

    I laugh everytime don't know why

  • The snail represents people, and the man represents the streets/life. What to you is catastrophic to the streets is nothing and it will not care or remember and theres nothing personal. Hence when the snail returns the man says "what the fucks you problem".

  • My take: the man in the joke represents the people in power. Snails (lower class) try to make their way closer to how comfortably people (the uppoer class) live. The snail inches closer to how humanity lives, but when the snails get close enough, the humans throw them to the back of the garden (incarceration) so they have to start all over again.

  • who doesnt learn from the past errors, will repeat them... Alonzo is the snail, and he is fucked up, and both of em know it

  • I feel like what jack10144 is wrong, because the only line that could justify that is when alonzo says "wtf r u laughing for if it ain't funny?" Plus i feel like Ethan hawke's character definitely did hav a back bone, because he resisted and defied Alonzo's corrupt ways from the very beginning. I feel like the joke is more about how the crime never dies (like the snail) and when u think uve stopped crime, its never gone for good.

  • "fucks ur problem?" lol..the only funny part of the joke

  • The guy didn't tell the joke correctly, that's why it wasn't funny, it was stupid. The REAL joke goes like this: Guy walks out of his house and sees a snail on his front porch. He asks the snail if he wants a "hertz donut?"...

  • @aleckscott What the fuck ?

  • Time to pull the veil on the answer. The joke is not a joke at all. Roger is testing conformity. Everyone is caught up in the story line about a stupid snail and a porch and failing to realise that what is really happening is a test to see if he will laugh at something that just...isn't...funny, and thus, demonstrate his lack of a backbone - the real substance of 'the streets'.

    That people actually find humour or meaning is the definition of both irony and stupidity.

  • @Jack10144 Being verbose does not make you intelligent. That is the REAL definition of both irony and stupidity.

  • Verbose? I didn't realise...Wait! It's only a paragraph. You're not one of those goldfish that have learnt to type, are you?

  • This is youtube you pompous fool, everything is relative.

  • verbose definition= impaired by wordiness, to wuote webster.

  • I couldn't have said it better

  • No surpises there...

  • @Jack10144

    Exactly right!

  • why would he do that when he was high? almost anything is funny when ur high. Second, why would Roger want to know if he had a backbone or not? for all he knew he'd never see ethan hawke again. Lastly, say he did laugh, that doesn't mean he doesn't hav a backbone at all. I laugh at things my friend says but aren't funny, but that doesn't mean I'd let him get away with being an ass hole to me, I'd fuck him up.

  • @soggywaffleman Ud fuck your friends up for bein an asshole to you?

    Dude all friends are assholes to you from time to time, but I would never "fuck them up" for it

    If I had to fuck one of my friends up itd have to be over them fucking my girl for something. That deserves an assbeating...not them just bein an asshole.

  • @Jack10144 remember he was stoned before this scene that's probably why laughed, he was probably tripping balls still haha.

  • @Jack10144 naaaah! I think you just don't understand the joke and try to dismiss it as meaningless/stupid,that's all...

  • @Jack10144

    You have a good point but to some people jokes are just funny cause they're not funny. It's the joke that is stupid not the person.

  • @Jack10144 What the hell does conforming have to do with the streets plzz go a lil deeper for me.

  • @Jack10144 Also what was the smiles and cries bullshit about??

  • i told this joke to a lot of people since 1999....i think the shit is funny.

  • Joke sounds alot like the storyline..

  • it means stay the fuk off my porch beeeeeatch

  • fuck's ur problem!!!! classic!!

  • jajajja.. what roger means here is no matter how big you are.. no matter how strong you feel in your pad, never underestimate anyone for how weak or how small they may seem.... they may always be back......

  • I usually refrain from reading the comments on videos, however, I read yours and it is actually quite refreshing and insightful. works on many levels...very smart

    I always thought that the snail delivered the last line...ie regardless of how long it takes, I will return to seek redemption or justice.

  • I agree... it wasn't really a joke, more like a test

  • @vsoulcarlos ur comment reminds me when i play cod, i shot this guy and his in last stand then i try to make it intersting kill but he gets me

  • @vsoulcarlos no.

  • @vsoulcarlos hmmm that's gayest shit I've ever heard

  • @vsoulcarlos jajajja means fuck you in norwegian.

  • @vsoulcarlos you know based on your explanation the snail is hoyt and the man is alonzo

  • the meaning of the joke to my understanding is when someone puts ur ass on the ground maybe its time to find a new porch lol

  • my understanding of this joke is: the owner of the house is a cop and the snail is a criminal, he throws the criminal into jail, and after a year hes free again and is gettin caught by the cop again.. maybe the morale of this story is that there are always people doing illegal things outside

  • shit dude, i think you got it spot on.

  • agreed with dudeman277 this is exactly what i thought of when I watched this scene, i think ur 100% correct

  • The moral of the story: BOOM! you never know, thats the point. GO.

  • it took the snail a year to get back to the porch..

  • Clint Eastwoods younger brother.

  • Nah man, thats Ethan's pops!

  • i wanna know the meaning as well.

  • What the joke Really means is:

    When life puts you in a difficult situation, you've got to pull yourself up by your boot straps, because doing the same thing the same way and expecting lemonaid is, well, the grass is ALLWAYS greener when you just say no to Proposition 8.

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM! lolll hahah funny

  • i still dont get this joke! what does it mean?

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  • lmao

  • its freaking funny the way he tells it..

  • WTF your problem hahahahaha

  • stoned or not this is funny to me, i told it to my wife & she looked at me like i was insane.

  • i would of laughed

  • moral: dont laugh at a joke which isnt funny, for its a sign of weakness. sumfin dat'll get u killed on the streets

  • he was high though, too. it was probably pretty hard NOT to laugh.

  • @moptag... no if your a guest in someones house, you laugh at his joke, otherwise you dont get invited back for parties and stuff

  • The only problem with this movie..Erm Hmm...Well their is no problem with the movie,but any real cop would have gotten out the car when the gun was pointed to his head or after being told to hit the pipe...and THE MANY OTHER OBVIOUS reasons that gave away denzel being a CROOKED ASS cop

  • Yeah true. But Ethan Hawke or Hoyt really wanted the job, so that is why!

  • question Scott Glenn house in training day wasn't that the same house we saw in drag me to hell?

  • why is that when white people try to act black they put this snake like twirl movement in there neck and back and head and shit?

    classic whiteboy mistake!

  • seagizm) how do you ''act black''? do all blacks act the same???

  • dont front on who invented that style...

  • There is no such thing as white people acting black, only white people adopting the mannerisms of some black people acting white.

  • Humor is derived from surprise at the man's unexpected and excessively harsh comment to the snail.

    The joke is a lesson about having zero compassion or sympathy on "the street".

    Not only does the man in the joke recognize the snail months later, he has zero empathy regarding the snail's life threatening ordeal.

    Essentially, on "the street" you need a long memory and a ruthless attitude.

  • @TheEvdoggy wow good explaination and not just for the streets, but for life in general

  • lmfaoooo denzel look when ethan laugheed

  • hoyt was such a good wet behind the ears rookie role, great movie

  • Its also a trick to the people watching it cause imagine all the noobs who loled at it only to realise that it wasn't funny. I mean they would have embarassed themselves lol.