WOOOOOO, WAY TO GO!!! I remember buying this at my local record store in Selly Oak, Birmingham from under the counter..I took it home & played it to my mum, she told my dad - he promptly smashed it with a sledgehammer - what a fucking cunt eh?? I went out & bought another copy, It's up there with my Derek & Clive albums now ;-)
yes , I bought it at a boot sale, thanks for being a cunt......still unbeaten nearly 20yrs later. what a bargain....live with ya mum ,,,,do ya ,,,,sun.....
Possibly the fuckiest set of cunting lyrics ever committed to bastard cunt vinyl. A deconstruction of all that is great about our mother tongue. Swearing isn't big or clever? FUCK OFF! Love it, cheers.
Fuck, man. Just how many fucking times does this fucking dude fucking say the fucking word fuck in this fucking song? I tried to fucking count, but I just fucking couldn't. Could anyfuckingbody give us a fucking count? FUCK!!!
Classic tune. I have it on a 12" single (remember them??) in a cardboard box in my garage. Must be worth a quid or two. Mind you, I ain't about to sell it !!
We played this fulled blast in the car driving round Orpington.... was fucking hilarious... when we stopped at the traffic lights... u shoulda seen the looks we got hahahahahahaha!!!! THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!
I got this 12" single when I was about 13! The first time I played it was at my grandparents' house. Side one went down quite well, considering, but then I put on side two. Hahahaa!! Picture me running like hell across the room to turn it off when it starts!! ;-))
The juxtaposed simplicity of the image with the elementary nature of the lyrical delivery is a minimalist interpretation of postmodern shit. Absolute Wonder
best brit comedian ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DaveWhufcICF 19 hours ago
WOOOOOO, WAY TO GO!!! I remember buying this at my local record store in Selly Oak, Birmingham from under the counter..I took it home & played it to my mum, she told my dad - he promptly smashed it with a sledgehammer - what a fucking cunt eh?? I went out & bought another copy, It's up there with my Derek & Clive albums now ;-)
pde2010 1 week ago
should be mandatory at all primary school assembly meetings...
moonboots69 1 month ago
Now that is your english lesson for this week.your homework is to practise these new greetings at least 2 hours a day you cunt now fuckoff.
kingharryannis 3 months ago in playlist REAL MUSIC
Sounds just like my East End grandmother .
kingharryannis 3 months ago
Good no ones a fucking wank fuck piss cunt.
09Oates 6 months ago
yes , I bought it at a boot sale, thanks for being a cunt......still unbeaten nearly 20yrs later. what a bargain....live with ya mum ,,,,do ya ,,,,sun.....
juliankosmar 6 months ago
i've got this...but mine doesn't have the sticker...12" of great eighties memories!!!
thesunreport 7 months ago
Any lyrics?
xcheesyxbaconx 7 months ago
Good clean family fun, just the way I like it =)
BigHairyMarty314 8 months ago
0:00 to 0:07 sounds like a Pink Floyd song.
CrapTurret94 8 months ago
Brilliant!!! Still got my Vinyl version 'mini metro poofs car'
308rob 11 months ago
Still got mine!!!!!
glenjarnold 1 year ago
I love his alliteration ...
spoddie 1 year ago
Wheres parts 1 to 3?
bluejeckett 1 year ago
Possibly the fuckiest set of cunting lyrics ever committed to bastard cunt vinyl. A deconstruction of all that is great about our mother tongue. Swearing isn't big or clever? FUCK OFF! Love it, cheers.
brianartillery 1 year ago
Fuck, man. Just how many fucking times does this fucking dude fucking say the fucking word fuck in this fucking song? I tried to fucking count, but I just fucking couldn't. Could anyfuckingbody give us a fucking count? FUCK!!!
DSXTheGreatest 1 year ago
Picked this up at a boot sale in the 90s for only 20p, geezer selling must have been a right cunt.
maettsook 1 year ago 11
The "Mr Sweary" version. Classic!
teddy1066 1 year ago
I went to the fucking north once, it was fucking closed - ya northern cunt! hehe brilliant.
a120068020 1 year ago
When I came back from the UK in 82, this album in my suitcase, it became my answering machine recording.....Great to hear it again.
bairnoboy 1 year ago
@bairnoboy Me too was the answer phone message on my mobile for ages!!!
GAZZA251170 1 year ago
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CS80undermybed 1 year ago
Fucking superb.Mr Sweary you fucking parrot lmao.
afdskids 1 year ago
Thanks for posting this!
oldskoolhooligans 1 year ago
I have been looking for this for years - a good friend used to play it over the CB with as much power as you can imagine - he's dead now, RIP Dave.
a120068020 1 year ago 2
Ahhh fkn awesome ^^
t1naamandaga11 1 year ago
I have never heared this by Alexi it is purly genious love this guys songs!!
pflynn641 1 year ago
fucking brilliant . wotta geezer . cheers mr oxblood i dont fucking understand either
jefffkinmead 1 year ago
Love it, love it, love it!
HOLLYwoodgoesFRANKIE 1 year ago
Classic tune. I have it on a 12" single (remember them??) in a cardboard box in my garage. Must be worth a quid or two. Mind you, I ain't about to sell it !!
mad62 2 years ago
my dad told me bout this a few years ago n ive been askin him where can i get it. never found anywhere til 2night. THANX 4 UPLOADING! =)
jointheblkparade 2 years ago
This is like a parody of gangster rap, before gangster rap happened
CrazyPillX 2 years ago
Had this for years then sold it in the 90's at a boot sale for 20p. I must be a fucking cunt.
dalpostie 2 years ago 29
@dalpostie bought this from a boot sale in the 90s for 20pence off some kant
stephen88hox 6 months ago
Thanks so much for posting this! :)
phatnat81 2 years ago
We played this fulled blast in the car driving round Orpington.... was fucking hilarious... when we stopped at the traffic lights... u shoulda seen the looks we got hahahahahahaha!!!! THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!
LifeOnMars1981Jane 2 years ago 3
live with your mum do ya, eh son? live with your mum?
Mini Metro Poofs car!! lmfao
jonbee1982 2 years ago
who's a fucking cunt then eh?
sadako24 2 years ago 3
aint erd this for fukin years
speedybb 2 years ago
That has to be the most swearing i've ever heard in a single song.
WTP2k 2 years ago 3
bought this back in the day fucking brother nicked it about 10 years ago fuckin cunt
jji1967 2 years ago 16
At last, I found it , the neighbours are havin this when they've got the family round.
Rawlinson18 2 years ago
i like mr sweary,,,lol,,cheers for the post
ruddiger121 2 years ago
AMAZING!!!!
docbreaknik 2 years ago
Awesome, been looking for this! Cheers!
CaptainLibertarian 2 years ago
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CS80undermybed 2 years ago
I got this 12" single when I was about 13! The first time I played it was at my grandparents' house. Side one went down quite well, considering, but then I put on side two. Hahahaa!! Picture me running like hell across the room to turn it off when it starts!! ;-))
CS80undermybed 2 years ago 3
omg I was hoping someone would download this. I love it!!!!
loopylou007 2 years ago 2
I think you mean 'upload'.
StillbornChrist 2 years ago
We bow to your superior wisdom.
Rawlinson18 2 years ago
Isn't this the "Mr. Sweary" version? :D
crunkbeatz 2 years ago 4
nice one. not long uplaoded
i donwloaded it :)
got it on my Naughty Songs laylist now
DJwrush 2 years ago
I AM PISSED BUT THAT IS HEADACHE TACKLE
wybsterman 2 years ago
what about part 1,2,3
mistercuddles 2 years ago
I think I might be a cunt and a wanker. They're playing my song.
edwardszzz 2 years ago
Postmodern brilliance, thanks for posting.
Debagio 2 years ago 11
I totally agree 100% :---)
OxBlood66 2 years ago
The juxtaposed simplicity of the image with the elementary nature of the lyrical delivery is a minimalist interpretation of postmodern shit. Absolute Wonder
morphierro 2 years ago 3
@morphierro Hahahaa! I couldn't put it better myself, other than to say "... Mini Metro poof's car, wank fuck cunt"!
CS80undermybed 1 year ago