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  • best brit comedian ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WOOOOOO, WAY TO GO!!! I remember buying this at my local record store in Selly Oak, Birmingham from under the counter..I took it home & played it to my mum, she told my dad - he promptly smashed it with a sledgehammer - what a fucking cunt eh?? I went out & bought another copy, It's up there with my Derek & Clive albums now ;-)

  • should be mandatory at all primary school assembly meetings...

  • Now that is your english lesson for this week.your homework is to practise these new greetings at least 2 hours a day you cunt now fuckoff.

  • Sounds just like my East End grandmother .

  • Good no ones a fucking wank fuck piss cunt.

  • yes , I bought it at a boot sale, thanks for being a cunt......still unbeaten nearly 20yrs later. what a bargain....live with ya mum ,,,,do ya ,,,,sun.....

  • i've got this...but mine doesn't have the sticker...12" of great eighties memories!!!

  • Any lyrics?

  • Good clean family fun, just the way I like it  =)

  • 0:00 to 0:07 sounds like a Pink Floyd song.

  • Brilliant!!! Still got my Vinyl version 'mini metro poofs car'

  • Still got mine!!!!!

  • I love his alliteration  ...

  • Wheres parts 1 to 3?

  • Possibly the fuckiest set of cunting lyrics ever committed to bastard cunt vinyl. A deconstruction of all that is great about our mother tongue. Swearing isn't big or clever? FUCK OFF! Love it, cheers.

  • Fuck, man. Just how many fucking times does this fucking dude fucking say the fucking word fuck in this fucking song? I tried to fucking count, but I just fucking couldn't. Could anyfuckingbody give us a fucking count? FUCK!!!

  • Picked this up at a boot sale in the 90s for only 20p, geezer selling must have been a right cunt.

  • The "Mr Sweary" version. Classic!

  • I went to the fucking north once, it was fucking closed - ya northern cunt! hehe brilliant.

  • When I came back from the UK in 82, this album in my suitcase, it became my answering machine recording.....Great to hear it again.

  • @bairnoboy Me too was the answer phone message on my mobile for ages!!!

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  • Fucking superb.Mr Sweary you fucking parrot lmao.

  • Thanks for posting this!

  • I have been looking for this for years - a good friend used to play it over the CB with as much power as you can imagine - he's dead now, RIP Dave.

  • Ahhh fkn awesome ^^

  • I have never heared this by Alexi it is purly genious love this guys songs!!

  • fucking brilliant . wotta geezer . cheers mr oxblood i dont fucking understand either

  • Love it, love it, love it!

  • Classic tune. I have it on a 12" single (remember them??) in a cardboard box in my garage. Must be worth a quid or two. Mind you, I ain't about to sell it !!

  • my dad told me bout this a few years ago n ive been askin him where can i get it. never found anywhere til 2night. THANX 4 UPLOADING! =)

  • This is like a parody of gangster rap, before gangster rap happened

  • Had this for years then sold it in the 90's at a boot sale for 20p. I must be a fucking cunt.

  • @dalpostie bought this from a boot sale in the 90s for 20pence off some kant

  • Thanks so much for posting this! :)

  • We played this fulled blast in the car driving round Orpington.... was fucking hilarious... when we stopped at the traffic lights... u shoulda seen the looks we got hahahahahahaha!!!! THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

  • live with your mum do ya, eh son? live with your mum?

    Mini Metro Poofs car!! lmfao

  • who's a fucking cunt then eh?

  • aint erd this for fukin years

  • That has to be the most swearing i've ever heard in a single song.

  • bought this back in the day fucking brother nicked it about 10 years ago fuckin cunt

  • At last, I found it , the neighbours are havin this when they've got the family round.

  • i like mr sweary,,,lol,,cheers for the post

  • AMAZING!!!!

  • Awesome, been looking for this! Cheers!

  • I got this 12" single when I was about 13! The first time I played it was at my grandparents' house. Side one went down quite well, considering, but then I put on side two. Hahahaa!! Picture me running like hell across the room to turn it off when it starts!! ;-))

  • omg I was hoping someone would download this. I love it!!!!

  • I think you mean 'upload'.

  • We bow to your superior wisdom.

  • Isn't this the "Mr. Sweary" version? :D

  • nice one. not long uplaoded

    i donwloaded it :)

    got it on my Naughty Songs laylist now

  • I AM PISSED BUT THAT IS HEADACHE TACKLE

  • what about part 1,2,3

  • I think I might be a cunt and a wanker. They're playing my song.

  • Postmodern brilliance, thanks for posting.

  • I totally agree 100% :---)

  • The juxtaposed simplicity of the image with the elementary nature of the lyrical delivery is a minimalist interpretation of postmodern shit. Absolute Wonder

  • @morphierro Hahahaa! I couldn't put it better myself, other than to say "... Mini Metro poof's car, wank fuck cunt"!

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