Fail Boat Sails Home

[Darkhenne]

the music makes it epic!

[Wittavee]

fucking holland road

[Destroyermusic]

Win Bridge

[paramore24681]

i feel sorry for the residents at holland road........

[MrDistrugator]

"None of the 22 crew were injured" .. No, but 21 were dead.

[volound]

i like how the bridge just stands there. like a boss.

[cdude100]

The bridge was open but then the captain talked shit on the radio

[434haloman]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOL

[mrgimp420]

This is the story of all our lives.

[mathiastheok]

DarwinBoat

[jaxdaman999]

no look read the sticker on the back of the boat it says "STUDENT FAILOR"

[EmoWolfSinger]

This is such a fail, its a win.

[Loliaz]

Failblog.org episode 6: Return of the Failboat

[banjokitten]

How the hell did this happen?!?! Surely they knew it wouldn't fit.... Insurance Scam maybe?

[XeloX2]

@banjokitten in their defence, you can clearly see the bridge lowering in the beginning.

[banjokitten]

@XeloX2 If that's the case, then clearly they couldn't read the signals - and as they stopped right afterwards, then there's no way anything was wrong with their propellors.

[Uniblab123]

SEND IN THE FAILBOAT!

[prototype3651]

i dont think they're gonna be free if their boat got wrecked

[f4ilbo4t]

AHA.

[SlasherMiniFilms]

this made me lol so hard

[rytmen]

I like how the guy at the end is like "huh wtf dude, did we hit anything?"

[mbtkabjd]

Bridge WIN

[bbenjoe]

The p became d.

[Schaezen]

whats the song ? isnt it elton john ?

[newton2013]

FailBridge, not failboat.

[Benbooostick]

DECAPITATION!!!!!!!!!!!

[theroxorman48]

and i thought i failed to board the boat!

[janne0151]

Perfekt ögonmåttet är inte alltid tillförlitligt

[the06bug]

Whoever operated this bridge that night... the cops probably found methane in his office the next day.

[ih8makinusernames]

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[davidpar2]

someone's ass was grass for that one

[prototype3651]

theyre never gonna be free now! lol

[turfturbo]

One of several vertical lift bridges on the Welland Canal, the Allanburg Bridge gained notoriety in August 2001 when the operator lowered the bridge span too early as the M/V Windoc was passing beneath it. The resulting accident caused severe damage to the Windoc, which lost its bridge and funnel, and was set afire. The bridge sustained minor damage.

[elperromagico]

Don't raise the bridge. Just set the boat on fire.

[EOCB]

my tax pays for that!

[daronthemetaler]

oh i remember that

[007boy008]

made in china

[BrianPiano11]

All aboard the failboat! :D

[U2OS]

the bagpipes were a nice touch

[themagiccoasterlover]

CANADA

[LucaGroenendijk]

the boat didn´t fail the bridge did because you can see it going down wil boat is coming and then on last moment it goes up...

[CampinCarl354]

Failboat knows only failure

[DoopaSuper]

That bridge shall be called Chuck Norris

[cragster101]

in case of fail, apply bagpipes to keep dignity.

[13KuroNekoXIII]

hmmm

[AdamRiewer]

LOL @ music

[MegaDoomsday123]

ಠ_ಠ

[DancingSpiderman]

Captain Hazelwood strikes again...

[gopherize]

Was anyone injured?!?!

;)

and did he died?

[briansmobile1]

@gopherize No 22 on board and the 22 survivors were not buried alive or otherwise. Pinwheel.

[rob1upon1gsxr1000]

EPIC..

[TeeHee619]

Marvelous

[szalam555]

I always laugh when fail boat sails away :D and this huy is hilarious he even remebered to shut the door

[SilentPartner79]

$50 on the bridge.

[ravenshield56]

oh my geee

[Commentaryking]

Home sweet home :D

[DukeDiesalot]

titanic

[DrMacadoo]

did boat died?

[God670]

@DrMacadoo did you die?

[dexxa1290]

@God670 U both died!

[mycokerulesyayD]

anyone notice the begginning sounds like titanic music?

[DanL552]

Holy shit, was the captain drunk or stoned? lol

[smi155]

@DanL552 this was not the Captains fault. The bridge was lowered as he was going under it.

it was the Bridge operator's fault.

[luggi2604]

he hab been under deck and somked some weed^^

[kjartanwaage]

bridge ftw^^

[Migs4000]

dont fuck with bridges

[VideoMikael]

@Migs4000 haha... truer words were never spoken.

[dallzerz]

bridge 1 - boat 0

[NiceTVShow]

Noob song -.-''

[raptordave]

yyyyyaaaarrrrgghghhhhh!

[SD6552]

thats a bridge win! xD

[SeedMayers]

now who was sleeping? the guy who had to pull the bridge or the captain?

[alchemik666]

OMFG... How could possibly that happen???

[Extesd]

I like how he carefully shuts the door behind him before running about.

[serquafo]

OMFG

[SPARTONmAn]

i can just see the captain standing at the wheel, not even flinching the whole ride. then when the top got sheered off. he was still there. holding the wheel.

[SuperElBorba]

That buffed right out later ..

[Blowme1000]

@SuperElBorba: I admire your optimism.

[Bllackguard666]

@SuperElBorba LOL

[rammbostein]

fail boat gets a crew cut lol

[rcflyerman]

i saw this on tv the captain atleast, lived

[basbloem]

That would be an awesome movie.

[Tim92G]

In Soviet Russia, Failboat sinks you.

[soldieroffurtune09]

@Tim92G

Stop with this Soviet Russia..your comment it's like in every fail video..

And btw whats with the "Soviet Russia"

[Tim92G]

@soldieroffurtune09 Then I suggest you research "Russian reversal jokes" newbie

[the06bug]

@Tim92G And in America, politics sink like a rock

[bakershredder]

@the06bug in soviet russia, joke cant take youu

[the06bug]

@bakershredder Whatever, baker. I tried to make humor here, but maybe that jelly doughnut wasn't a good idea...

[mynameis214365]

the game

[Hilldebrand]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH....

You suck

[mynameis214365]

Warning: blind drawbridge operator!

lol

[77RAMBLERkid]

the invention really starts to come into play here

[Lufty25]

*salute*

[MarkOfTheRebel]

Oh we just lost half of our boat. It's nothing. Lets keep going.

[swat22camden]

@MarkOfTheRebel lmfao

[ostentaiont]

They go to Holland !?!? It looks like they had enough weed for the day XD

[bodhi1021]

Clearly a drunk bridge operator.. haha.

[HoLLYWOOD681]

@bodhi1021 operator fail, much? Or maybe bridge win

[gr4tuitou5]

That music gets me right here. *sniff* bless you failboat.

[shakyl008]

All 22 crew members were drunk and junmped over board coz they didn't like the fire.

[kirbyd123]

Bridge fail.

[WoWSmirv]

i would call this a bridge fail or bridge operator fail. The boat can not stop on a dime

[ChangeWasALie]

Boats don't have the shortest stopping distances. Bridge Operator Fail.

[Devoidless]

At :49, did he make sure to lock the door? On a burning fail boat?

He has some awesome priorities.

[MiketotheIke]

I don't see anything wrong with this video... lmfao

[unclesara]

Fail boat? More like Bridge operator FAIL.

[gr4tuitou5]

Bridge goes up, bridge goes down, bridge goes up....

[lorddrewski]

Not the bridgekeeper's fault? Looked like the bridge was coming down to me.

[alucard1931]

Nice job of causing both the smoke stack to tumble over itself, and damaging a bridge at the same time. Hat's off to you, Captain!

[Secundinius]

Um, notice how the bridge is coming DOWN alucard1931? Yeah, not really Captains fault there.

[oscarfootmann]

Who said this was anything to do with Americans.. Or British... This was a CANADIAN FU.. OK they are in North America but youre too retarded to know that so I wont mention it

[hennaert]

they made it under the bridge didnt they

[aLpiiNeXsTaR]

lol

[lashlashlashlashlash]

british sailors are retarded

[Germanator93]

erm its an american boat.

[lashlashlashlashlash]

ok. americans are retarded.

[XplosivCookie]

Captain of the Titanic:"Icebergs? fuck that, full speed ahead, we gotta get there in time!"

4 minutes later:"What thee f*ck was that??"

[BananoPower2]

fuck i gotta learn to watch the whole video before commenting...=D

[BananoPower2]

did anyone die???

[Windoves]

0:56 - None of the 22 crew members were injured

[roneeee]

i luv that song........LOL

[Twinman2]

Um, more like fail bridge... trying to go down on the ship (not boat!!).

[timlounsbury]

I live down the street. It was bridge operators fault. He lowered the bridge too early. I was there the next morning when it cought fire again....CRAZY!!!

[luumuttaja]

look the bridge. its coming dow all the time. it was bridges fault =D

[dolphinsfan1966]

None of the 22 crew members were injured, but I bet they were fired!

[okgoemo]

im sure glad that the bridge isnt hurt !

[TheFailedAssassin]

OMFG

[chetostuff]

dam yu noe hes fired lol

[JuanVoyce]

pilot error?

[lowrisepro]

Then the bridge goes up......... hahaha good titanic music too. thats the way i would sail

"full speed ahead crew, dont worry about the bridge, they never fail"

[STKhero]

like i say whenever somebody asks me the question: what would you want to bring with you if you got trapped on an island: i say "i would bring a failboat and a rofltcopter"

[omgodsword]

they're such noobs..

[R4gnar0kSurvivor]

Nice Boat

[OmniaChannel]

was

[dun3SNAK3]

thats not a fail boat...its a PHAIL boat :D it even says it on it

[FunkyFrank10]

That is the most majestic fail I have ever seen.

[DrUnnameds]

@FunkyFrank10 what does majestic mean?

[openedears]

was the bridge guy. from Wikipedia:

"Later, an investigation found that the tired bridge operator lowered the bridge before the ship had cleared the span."

[Toro953]

the driver was at the top.. you can see where he would be steering from

[dalekStewie]

i love how the bridge is completely fine

[boudge55]

I don't think the boat captain has anything to do with this. The bridge operator must be the one to blame ....

[mawc14]

i agree completely. boats like that cant stop like cars.

[uknowzjacob1087]

barges take about a mile to stop, so I completely agree.

[BananoPower2]

luckily it wasn't an iceberg

[11duck11]

Icebergs could never sink a ship, pff.

[BananoPower2]

pff.. yeah... WHo'd even say that?! pff

[11duck11]

I bet an Iceberg would

[BananoPower2]

nah...

[AlienMagi]

Where are the brakes!?!

[ollietheocta]

theres less friction in the water so it takes alot more to stop a boat especially if its a big and heavy boat

[7DeadleySyns]

Fail Boat: RAWR BRIDGE!!! :@

Bridge: SUCK IT BITCH!! :@

[DoctorBimbles]

you're fired!

[albgk]

watch that BIG BRIDGE... its kindof hard to miss

[ChRistiAnDruMeR]

what kind of perception problems do you have to have to do this???

[tvjunkie8]

Your shipment of FAIL has arrived.

[gamerx129]

now THAT IS EPIC FAIL!!!

[andrewatchison1991]

whoops!

[Prototype342]

i guess they're not gonna be free after all since their boat was on fire.

[EggFooYung]

There may not have been any injuries, but there should have been. Even if they had to be injured afterwards.

[maiz3040]

anyone hurt?

[robmanCairns738]

FAIL!!!!!!!!

[lazylank]

lol most epic fail I have seen in a while.

[worseto]

The captains resume.20 years experience oh,and piloted the fail boat into bridge.

[sssstevo]

arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics...

even if you win your still retarded

[bigstingman]

You are awesome. I will remember that quote forever. :D

[Robert111]

Couple of problems there fucktard:

1.) The special olympics is most often for people with physicial, not mental, disabilities.

2.) By your having written "your still retarded," it shows you can't even write plain fucking English, and thus are a fucktard.

[gameinggurus]

and u just made his point

[ilovetype1]

pretty much to the point, not sure if you needed to put so much emphasis on the "fucktard" kind of takes away from the content.

[stoneroses13]

@Robert111

accdg to wikipedia special olympics is for people with intellectual disabilities. they did not mention its for people with physical disabilities. maybe some local special olympics includes some people with physdis.

[CodieL1982]

bwaahahaha! stupid humans!

[NW0Zezima]

lulz

[xXxUnLimitDxXx]

lol only time i think this is actually true xD the ship died

[kutzak159]

fail

[DukeDiesalot]

what a n00b crew

how the fuck do they not notice the bridge is too low for their boat?

[Fizbanic]

Did you not bother to read previous posts? This was in no way the captains fault. They had the go ahead to proceed when this happened, aparently the bridge malfunctioned and lowered before it was supposed to (obviously :) )

[Robert111]

The bridge DID NOT malfunction, it was purposively lowered by a drunken bridge operator.

[AbsentGravity]

Yeah there was a story somewhere explaining the captain wasn't at fault in this video.

[GMHGTO]

The bridge operator was smoking drugs, true story.

[DemoraX]

omg what was jack black doing there? :D

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