Sebastien Tellier - Kilometer

[BIEBERBRO420]

@xlined porn without any nudity or sex, thats my favorite kind of porn

[BabidReagle]

Entertaining video, Shit music.

[lo0kingThruAmberEyes]

Is Sebastien constantly on X? coz after the 3rd music video in a row I've seen making just as much sense as this one did, I'm convinced his blood is made of the stuff.

Did anyone else want to put "Not Milk" under the screen cap of the "Sebastien Milk Flavor" scene?

[CADsAnonymous]

omg! am I invited?!?! I see all my girlfriends...

[mrzuniga78]

Happy hot dogs!

[PixelHotelLinz]

@xlined

safe letters and go elsewhere if u don´t like it

[PixelHotelLinz]

nice and successful evolution of giorgio-moroder-like sound and content. not that much different than daft punk for skilled ears.

[thechosen933]

I would marry any chick that got a tattoo of me with a old school boom box.

[megchan244]

Wtf was a deer doing in the orgy...

[Eskideji]

2:11 attack of the weinner!!

[MissNonSequitur]

Yep. He's pretty awesome.

[aubreyofthorne]

lol this is the funniest MV I've seen in a loooong time....

[Ulisesmum]

Love this song! Still cannot believe we went backstage with this man! Dream come true

[barbuchic]

ça sent l'éjaculation précoce tout ça tout de meme...

[Marymette24]

3:01 What was that ?? loooll

[TehMclovinShow]

2:06 nice little shout out for Guy-Manuel De Homem Christo from Daft Punk :)

[OSWNOSWNOSWN]

Its as if ariel pink went even more 80s

[stoogemaster7000]

ahahahaha 1:32 I AM A GOD

[AutoTerminator]

love those vocal effects <3

[StarTurtlePuff]

2:52



[twerpist]

those hot dogs be horny @1:23

[gioneri92]

2 comments on 1:

1) 1:32 Bravo! Bravo! Just Genuis!

2) 2:32 Daft Punk! (preview)

[1KaneOKauai]

this is tha morning after one of stewie's "sexy parties" .

[schwixol]

i thought this was an american apparel ad the whole time...

[OSWNOSWNOSWN]

@schwixol hahahahhaha

[988yeah886]

Kinda looks like Jesus

[booger411]

he killed it at parklifee

[Paulpacheco1002]

how much coke does he give those girls to stay with him? :) lol

[ProConProductions]

Guy-Manuel!!! 

[pabloramos]

So decadent.

[guimo777]

2:12 Oh. God.

[IronMaxAtlantic]

I am so done with hot dogs now

[Xavdogga]

chabels sexy twin

[nights1515]

Fuckkkk French people got mad swag

[MrPillowSquid]

Just saying. But daft punk (Guy manuel) at 2:06.

[angelwero]

Ohh is Jesus!!



[ChrisIsATM]

I think he is like a French Calvin Harris

[bhzrd1]

The video goes great with the ATrak remix. . me gusta

[tatiannnna8]

beautiful girls but ugly underwear....:s

[SweetMusicHill]

Big Mickey Mouse hands at 0:36 ...

[slic3234]

@SweetMusicHill Awesome detail

[JFAINTER88]

its not that french people are so much cooler its this idea that they present.

[phuturephunk]

As much as we've bashed them over here, the French really are cooler than we are.

I want this scene at my house like very day when I get home from work.

[bonkswa]

@phuturephunk bashed them?

[CassetteSauvage]

<3

[VertigaDesignMEDIA]

lol fucking writes her a cheque

[superpaco666]

I thought he died in The Bondock Saints movie..

[pjtrain]

Sebastien is King!

[MilleTube2]

FOREVER DIVINE FROM EUROVISION

[arram087]

2:05 Guy-Manuel, a.k.a. Daft Punk

[cofpaddy]

Send this to any girl and she'll be yours.

[swaas123]

my penis has the same reaction when near teeth

[hatshepsutiv]

this guy is a freak! but at least his music is good

[CheckNate22]

Those booties are certainly tragic.

[robmabile1]

hahahahaha

[wibawa040]

sbastien freud..

[conorchaney]

It is a younf version of the dude?

[Iminfire]

Probably filmed with Uffie's "Pop The Glock"

[IFknHateUTube]

hipster garbage

[Rick2fresh]

i can tell you with 100 percent certainty he boned all of them

[flamingcars1]

@Rick2fresh : In the 69 position 2:45

[00Tenrai00]

@Rick2fresh eh? they are models not harlots!

[juliegizi]

2:13 my dick does that too.

[RobStarBones]

@juliegizi LOL

[DJRoksor]

this song has some really amazing remix.. a-trak remix, aeroplane remix.. pure earcandy..

[brilliantfranz]

#winning

[RobWIL52]

so the hotdogs are like penis's, i get it

[MrRikfurious1]

man! that cartoon pic of im @ 2:01 is soooooo epic,where can i find this so i can put it as my background.........

[ofnarcr]

@MrRikfurious1 pause, prt sc button..

[jacthemuss]

how much coke does he give those girls to stay with him?

[Daftchild89]

hes the reason i grew a beard and my hair and i learned french.

[Funkroza]

i want his shades

[dummy222]

is this heaven ? because i see jesus surrounded by a bunch of angels

[J1mmyMac]

This is how I assume all french people live..

[sradelasierramorena]

Dancing Salchicas make me hungry : )

[steamboy60]

yes thy are french

[silviocata]

jesus christ super star!

[likemonkeyss]

No Reason with Sebastien Tellier <3

[shottskies]

there's nothin special about those butts. they got no goddamn meat on em

[soshiro17]

granny panties

[MuguetRose1]

Seb Tellier is like the 909 version of french people. LOL but I like his music.

[chapu9111]

Daft Punk = Fuckin' A 2:05

[dathill]

this is baby making music



[chihuahuazomb]

paradise



[borsecrosu]

seb for easter

[Rigson]

3:01 That's a good look

[gilbraque111]

does anybody here knows how to set a basic substrative synthetizer to get that sound ?

[mirandanavarro74s]

voll_geïl_gébt_mÄl_bËí_gõÕglE:­_geldeasy_ÉÏN_võll_kràss

[borsecrosu]

this is heaven ha hi ha ha hi hi ha

[borsecrosu]

this is heaven

[KrisForges]

I think it would be a lot of pressure to be the male entertainment at a bachelorette party. us girls are hard to please!

[goldennboy1989]

Thumbs up for Daft Punk at 2:06

[shrynakesavan]

Those asses are soooo cute and soft … i would wrap them in snuggies and cuddle and give them kissies and blow baby farts… :P

[shrynakesavan]

J'ai ADORE those cute ANIME ASSES..!!!! and ST and the Fuckkin'mazing video…

I understood everything except … O.o WTF was Bambi doing there…!!!

[bomber726]

lol for the hot dog

[98com]

Sebastien Tellier  eau de toilette

[TheParanoidandroid2]

2:11 - 2:16 Hahaha, great video!

[collins415]

cocaine.

[ofnarcr]

@collins415 agreee.

[damiencaze]

Pardon c'etait 2:57

[damiencaze]

2:56

c'est qui?

[hkrubenstein]

I effing LOVE this song.

[ninialacroix]

@realraceman so pitty you cant distinguish a real music from fake one...

[ninialacroix]

More than like

[superguyden]

c'est du poussé à l'extreme du narcissisme

j'adore

[pacwel]

bloooody choooooon

[MacSpartan913]

I think I got pink eye from this video...

[OskarHolland]

I'm in love

[Cropduster777]

Hipster porn

[luissonico17]

((((((((dO_Ob))))))))) extraordinariaaa :)

[JabberwockySupafly]

This is so epic! ..I got tears running down my cheeks.

[SimpsonFan82]

porn

[mstrsrch]

the second comming of jesus mixed with cocaine and xtc

[mstrsrch]

the second comming of jesus mixed with cocaine and xtc

[gustavo75002]

bauhaus archteture style.

[gustavo75002]

i LUV when he plays the imaginarium piano! marry me tellier!

[RichnerDK]

1:33 = wtf..

[tashlosung]

I think he is so sexy!

[julichko]

ооооооооееееееее.........

[ThePavin]

he is one lucky son of a bitch...

[nintendokings]

The daft punk mag is a win

[stoplying]

Good song, but the A-Trak remix is so much better!

[saltfan2]

@stoplying Kan u give me a link of it pleeeeeaaase!!!!!

[younespunk]

1:11 gtfo bitch !

[iRaFuuNka]

Jesus Tillier 

[774434]

1:33 is the best part of the video

[StrawberryEggs4255]

A typical morning in Sebastien Telliers life..

[bigtex144]

I really like Sebastian Tellier's music but holy damn he is one ugly dude.

[chairlift0]

@bigtex144 jajajajaj he looks like a motherfucker damn you french guy

[BrownEyedBeauty003]

EWWW the hotdogs!!

[GreyShampoo]

We now present: COOL JESUS.

[evilbetty2011]

stepping just close to me? makes more sense than stupid disclose to me.

[b1mb0123]

omg freaken jesus this is what his been up to all this time

[Sashthe187er]

the hotdogs are alive!!!!

[MrTristanChart]

i looked up the lyrics, he actually does say "stupid disclose to me"

[F1JogaBonito]

based on the butts im seeing here, i can tell you with 100 percent certainty these people are french,

[michoza1]

@F1JogaBonito based on your certanty in this claim... France, here I come! All 45 days of my holiday! :)

[lily1235]

@F1JogaBonito no ass =/ i like round booties! 

[borsecrosu]

i hope you are joking for your own self

[djskyline701]

@F1JogaBonito WRONG!!!! All i see are black big booty bitches!!

[dtireli]

like

[dtireli]

like, like, cool

[Valere23]

l'Homme aux clips de Rêve !

[98com]

i love hotdogs <3 <3

[MrFoxInc]

Somehow, this video is nasty and stuff but then it's just Sebastian Tellier and it's just adorable and tremendously cool at the same time.

OH SEBASTIAN.

[loreaxe]

yeah, this owns.

[MrsLeeDonghae28]

He looks like a Jesus surrounded by chicks. xDD

[kaldra007]

This is the new Jesus who came back to rule the earth with lots of sex and to change the religion into a sex ritual.

[OgnjenSRBIJA]

kada ides ulicom svi ti vicu kralju

[DrinkWithTheDevil]

LoL! DaVinci bastard grandson!! =O

[GreyShampoo]

More songs like Fantino, La Ritournelle and Universe, less like this. Meh.

[ios000roman]

2:06, the epic guys on the left side of the screen did this song for tellier.

[King101N]

charlie manson/christ/lumberjack with swaaaag.

[mcovalt]

god?

[thequake180]

its the geico caveman!

[MamiyaOtaru]

it's Charles Manson!

[slug886]

the dude abides



[OKMRDX]

and you thought snoop dogg was a pimp, please!

Sebastien is the epitome of PIMP!

[MrTraffic2010]

Great track! If you like this then check out TRAFFIC's brand new remix of 'Ou Est Le Swimming Pool' !!!

Just search "Dance The Way I Feel Traffic Remix" into youtube

[Choucroute59300]

LOL mdr a 3:01

[ShizzleCrizzle]

I just found my idol.

[LordCustard]

This man is absurd.

[ILostMyBonnie]

I didn't know Charles Manson was a pimp.