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  • Guess I'm a MOTARD

  • Q: Did I see anything untrue?

    A: No I did not

    You are completly right sir, the Marine Corps holds a fucking RIDICULOUS double standard. I once asked a Captain if there was a double standard in the corps and he said " NO, there is a quadruple standard" he was one of the few real dudes I've met. My EAS is in June and it can't come soon enough.

  • If i the USMC did not have a contract most people would get out. now that the marine corps is downsizing they give you shit for everything, and try to threathen you with page 11's and Ninja punches. The best thing about the marine corps is when you are not in the marine corps base the gym and the chowhall.

  • ive been in the marine corps for 1 year and thats exactly how it's been. Everything that is here is 100% true. i know because ive been standing four HOURS(when you move in formation some retard screams Hey i know we dont move in formation. Then you knife hand him and say shut the fuck up bitch we have been standing in formation for hours also NOBODY knows what is going on. and if we are waiting for someone of higher rank there is a high probability they will be late.

  • yea I'm stationed at Camp Lejeune for awhile and I'm a corpsman most of this sounds right to me.

  • For all who disagree, I don't see why you keep arguing your point. This is his side, move along.

  • when im 18 im joining the marines. if i make it , im goin to be a marine sniper

  • USMC all day !!!!!!!! fuck the U.S. army !!!!!!!!!!! marines are wayyyy stronger and better

  • "You have no life"... I'm sorry, I thought it was kind of a given that when you joined the Marine corps, that it was going to BE your life..

  • sorry im way to moto, Marine Corp all the way

  • I love how all the idiots calling him a pussy are either civilians or fuckin motarded poolees, Any real Marine would totally agree with this guy, btw did ur recruiter tell u about the Broom-16? you'll be carrying that shit more than your fucking service rifle. EAS cant come any sooner

  • ALL TRUE!!!!

  • As an NCO in the corps I can tell you that this is one of the single most accurate videos about the marine corps ever made. To every motard ass poolee: You will understand eventually. And your dislike will become a like.

  • MW2USA1 you are a complete moron. Just puttin that out there.

  • I love this video.

  • Hay fuck u. U dont even know the first thing about being in the USMC. They are the strongest branch in the us military. There training is special forces. I would love to see u go in there bitch

  • @MW2USA1 You're fucking retarded.

  • Just thought you should know that these men and women that your making fun of are the same men and women who are risking their life to protect you and are the ones giving you the right to post this video.

  • I'm a corpsman... We stay stationed with marines and do everything they do. If someone tells me that this guy is a liar or that he's a pussy... Please stop, while you're ahead. He's completely right.

  • the marine corps itself i believe has the potential to be the best. its the fucking retards in it that undermine any progress into achieving that goal. as my boy (who i deployed with) once put it "this place is full of small dicks and big egos"

  • hahaha guess what? this marine agrees with everything you have to say here. ANNNND most likely anyone going as far out of their way to throw a bunch of misguided unintelligible cuss words at you is busy still being a boot. give it a couple years.

  • wow, i know all this shit, and i still want in.

  • Funny... And true.

    I love the marine corps but fucking hate the ppl in it...

  • @Arbitorius Oh, little baby cant handle the Corps. U son, are a bitch.

  • This shit is fucken funny! & sooooooo true!!!!!!!!!! Yuuuut!!!

  • Gotta love the Corps... USMC

  • I just finished my first term (honorable discharge) and I don't hate the corps. That said, this video is 100% true, and I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. I've never used this thumbs up cliche before, but after reading the comments, I'm pretty certain it's true. 565 people never served a day in the corps.

  • I've lost respect for the Marine Corps

  • Ha this guy should of joined the air force. I'm not a Marine and I have enough common sense to know not to jump in a ditch without doing any research on it. and come on guy something must have really pissed you off. If you try to enjoy it it will be fun don't fight it.

  • @671airsoft Actually I'm already out. And I just like to make fun of it. Nobody forced me to join, thats correct. But they did lie their little asses off about what it would be. Its just a bunch of guys fucking with other guys unnecessarily. I figured hey, if it's so honorable, they're probably telling the truth. Theres very little honor now. No, they didn't give me anything, I fed them with a spoon for years until one day I stopped feeding. They'll find any excuse to take anything owed away.

  • @Arbitorius Shut the fuck up Lcpl

  • My husband is in the Marines & this video is 100% true of what he tells me. This guy who made this video HAD to be in the Marines to know all of this. It's not disrespectful, it's the truth.

  • You ass sucking dick sucker get your info right if you look into it more as much as you bitch you will learn a lot more let me say this fuck you ass hole

  • @Dakotanct hmmm,, you need to motto down there son

  • @Dakotanct are you an English major? You're grammar is outstanding Devil Dog. Fuck yeah, I agree. I think the best way to argue and really make someone feel bad about making a video is to help their cause by cursing them with big run-on, jumbled, nonsense.

  • @Dakotanct This guy has right to his opinion. I on the other hand love the Corps! Still would not have any job in the world because it isnt about feeding the generals & other officers it is as about the brothers standing next you!

  • This is hilarious!! I say this shit every day. But I still love my corps!! Lmao! Digital wenie lmao!

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  • So this is disrespectful, and you probly are just pissed that you couldn't make it as a marine other wise you wouldn't have made this dumb fucking video. Lol but enjoy using the freedom that the marine corps provide to make stupid shit like this.

  • @fergman1397 are you a Marine? If so I apologize for commenting on this and maybe you love the corps ALL the time but if not then u have no idea how fucking retarded it can be with ALL of that lol

  • Yeah, fuck all you dumbasses that are ragging on this guy. Chances are, you dumbasses are either: still in high school and watch too many motto videos, just got out of bootcamp

  • You should of joined the Army.

    The Marines don't need pussies.

  • @XTacoMangX Says the guy surfing youtube wearing his poolee shirt waiting to ship to boot camp and graduate with his 01XX specialty.

  • @FuckGunControl0331

    Umm okay? I don't think you're implying much only that I'm a future Marine & you read my "About me"

  • @XTacoMangX Don't flatter yourself. I didn't read your "about me". I don't care that much. That was a lucky guess. But it looks like I guessed right.

  • @FuckGunControl0331

    But you care enough to comment twice?

  • @XTacoMangX Sure thing. I figure I at least owe you that since I'm watching youtube videos. No reason to go out of my way if I wasn't though.

  • @FuckGunControl0331

    Okay Mr.Attention Whore. Are you done yet?

  • @XTacoMangX I joined the army with a 129 GT score purely for the college benefits. I now make $150,000 a year with my college education and army experience :)

  • Any marine can laugh at this even if they love the Corps like I do. If you can't laugh at yourself then you're an uptight a hole. Oh and to the guy making the comment about waiting to go on your first deployment to call yourself a marine and calling him a boot, yeah only a boot would even try to use that. And I hate calling marines boots except to joke but you are a douche. I respect them all for joining specially in time of war. Good on you cookiechief for speaking your mind.

  • The USMC doesn't need bitches anyways..

  • Just cause your a tool and could never make it as a MARINE doesn't me that u have to make this gay video. The MARINES are in Iraq and afganistan fighting for your freedom so show some fucking respect.

  • LMAO! My boyfriend is in the marines and this is the exact shit he would always tell me about. I died laughing because throughout the whole video I was like, "Wait, I think Tom mentioned that once." HA!~

  • What a pussy.

  • also i am a pog and i clicked 'like'!

  • FUCKIN FUNNY!!!! and accurate!! great video! really enjoyed, keep 'em coming! and i am in the Marine Corps thats y i think this is so funny and precise! Great Job!!! hahahaha

  • whaa whaa whaa

  • you suck dude the marine corps and the marines are what keeps us alive they are why we are here why you get to post that why i get to write this if they werent here i couldnt do that and you couldnt do that

  • What a pile! Is an American flag waving behind you?

    This video has nothing to do with freedom of speech! It's talking about how the Marine Corps treats junior enlisted like shit! All they do is sell you a bunch of lies about how they take care of you. Then take... take .. take.. While some officer or senior enlisted bobs cock for a promotion! Your left dealing with all the shitty healthcare, housing, wages and leadership on your own!

    I hope that more people see this video!

    So glad I'm FREE!

  • @marinesalltheway95 Ill bet anything that your some poolie or a fucking boot. wait till your first deployment to say your a marine bitch

  • @fivestargeneral7 agreed...... but in his case he has to do two pumps. to even be put on the generals blotter board to not be a boot/poolie..

  • Fags

  • @Rustmarine

    Ya, I hate motards! This guy's video is AWESOME!!!

  • or getting your ass chewed by some retarded first sgt who has stayed in so long the only function his brain allows him to do is find things wrong with good people and proceed to let them and the entire community around them until he has lost two weeks pay and all the joy he did have. this video hits the nail on the head. and i dont care what anyone outside the corps thinks of us... be it good or bad, its all very irrelevant.

  • @MrBudha98 im notr going to spend time ranting at you or arguing.. but most of us do NOT enjoy being in, we get sucked into lies and ideas that it will be fun. and in some times it is, but about 70% of the time its always either pushing a broom, fieldaying something

  • All 100% True. Dislikes are probably pogs

  • shits so true lol

  • Lame video. Don't waste your time. What a tool to even waste time posting such crap.

  • What your talking about isn't just the marines it's the military. I it's the same all over the world unless your in war!

  • Choaseffect999 you need to join some terrorists organization or something I think that job would fit you

  • @MrBudha98 Give it a few years kid and you'll see things differently

  • @choaseffect999 that's my plain I'm just asking u show respect for them

  • @MrBudha98 You never asked anything, you just threw on your bitch tampon. Give it about 2 years from now and see if you feel the sme way.

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  • @Chaoseffect999 ? What does my name have to do with this dumbass go back to supporting codepink or jerking off dumb fuck

  • @MrBudha98 You just don't seem to go away with the retardedness. How bout you go sign up yourself and spend 4 years in it, then come back and argue.

  • @chaoseffect999 why the fuck are you talking about your sex life dumb fuck i pray one day you look down the barrel of my rifle fucking raghead

  • @MrBudha98 You, again....you're such an amazing person, and by that I mean very stupid. I find it funny you accuse me of being a hadji when you have budha in your name...

  • @Chaoseffect999 see it's the marines that protect you so you and I could say shit like this just a little respect dumbass

  • @chaoseffect999 how about instead of siting in mommys basement and picking fights on YouTube about how I don't know how to spell because I have a life respect the marines

  • @MrBudha98 Hmmm now grammar is becoming your problem.  These insults sound very childish. What are you 16, 17, 8? Kids.....

  • @chaoseffect999 hey man, fuck you, little pussy, i bet you havent done shit with your whole damn life. I bet the highlight of your whole damn week is playing video games and whackin it. oh and fuck you cookie chief, same goes to you too. Good lord wtf is wrong with people like you days, fuckin liberals

  • @Brandon5086 Actually the highlight of my week is working all week and getting dirty. Trust me lil kid, I know what I'm talkin about because I've been there and done that. Either you're some boot or some outsider which knows as much military knowledge from watching Full Metal Jacket, Jarhead, etc. Go away

  • @Brandon5086 you must be a brainwashed.

  • @chaoseffect999 no I'm saying 90 percent love serving there country to protect fags like you I'm using 4am as an example from the vid btw you don't need to spell good to shove your boot up someone's ass

  • @MrBudha98 No, it means you're a fuckin idiot.

  • Can I say something most marines love the Corp about 90 percent and pussys like you who make up 10 percent who can stand wakeing up at 4:00 am for your job or can't help being late because your a cock sucker you sound like your not even in the corp but yet again your probably on of those little school girls who still suck on mummy's tittie and should join code pink because he can't handle the corp how about you shut the fuck up little pussy

  • @MrBudha98 wow this is coming from someone who can't spell and never been in. You sayin 90% love getting up at 4 am? Fuck off

  • LOL, So very true!!!!

  • omg you must be from my command! lol its exactly like this! Im a female in the navy but we do all our work and training with our fellow marines and I know exactly what this means. I ask myself the same question everyday...wtf!

  • You don't know what a Marine is, I hope to god your not in my corps, it's daily life that u bitching about and that's just part of what you do, bitch about it to your friends or other Marines but don't youtube it talking bad about the Marines

  • God i hate the marine corps, the only good thing was the fellow little PFC's and lance criminals you have good times with. other than that the marine corps is ass backwards and when its convienent for your COC there know it alls, they know everything about everything even though they have been in for 20 years and no nothing else but yut, oorah, njp, semper fi

  • Brand new lance cooly here. I can't help but laugh at this cause this is what i do on a daily basis, Was better than ma dead end job back home....rah 20yrs

  • I dont know about you all, Im just a simple good to go warfighter protecting the system. So maybe i dont make simple decisions for myself like when to wake up, what to wear, or even what I do or say.. but isnt life so much better that way? I mean c'mon our government clearly knows what their doing-I trust them, why dont you? I mean c'mon 13+ trillion in debt? thats pocket change :P I mean its not like they played on my hopes and dreams to actually make a difference in this world to screw me over

  • Thanks to all the Marines! You are all heroes!! OORAH!

  • Hey man! Are you crazy? I am Brazilian and I highly respect the Marines. Have you nothing more than americam of shit who can not face the situation head on. I intend when I hit the old mair, joining the Marines, and I think you should do the same.

  • @KrumAlexandre He is in the marine corp, sounds just like the marine corp.

  • Don't hate the Marines because u were stupid enough to join with out thinking about what was go to happen the marine are the greatest branch ever you are a dumb ass

  • @bclomera true dat

  • so true...sad

    

  • Fuck u

  • how is this a "funny animation spoof of the marine corps"?

  • Forget you 

  • you have no idea what your talking about, you must have been a drop out......maggot

  • @gumpy262 Please, kill yourself. Anybody who uses the word "maggot" is obviously a dipshit boot or one of those lifers that needs the USMC to hold their hand because they cannot make it in the real world, and they enjoy bending over and taking the green weenie every God damn day. Or they are a 12 year old douche who jerks off to COD and USMC recruiting comercials.

    Oh, and before you start crying and accusing me of never serving and all that bullshit, 2/9 weapons company 2007 to present.

  • Without the marine corps all hell would break lose cuz do u really expect the navy to protect us dumb ass

  • @redemTHEdead You know whats funny? The Marine Corps is part of the Navy. You notice on the Marine Corps symbol it says "Department Of the Navy" Soooo, yeah, the Navy does protect the US. Ahem.. NAVY Seals...

  • @SFCableUSAF , u know who trains Nacvy Seals maggot, Marines do.............learn your facts

  • @gumpy262 You know who trains Navy Seals, troop? Navy Seals do. Learn YOUR facts. And there are Marines in the Navy Seals because, guess what, the Marines are part of the Navy. That's the same reason the Marine's don't have their own Academy.

  • wow, just read EpicWin1812, someone got fkd and didnt even get a reach around. what happened dude, didnt pass the asfab, didnt pass the prepft, or was it didnt make it to the yellow foot prints? Well anyway, sorry ur time was bad, if u had any. Or u just got sht on evryday, but really i loved it, wish i could've stayed in. just about evry1 i know that joined that bad mouths the corpes either was a pog or got the big chicken dinner for being a dumbass, or was jujst a dumbass who couldnt hack it.

  • @TheTuflhund1 wow dude way to hide from me,, you faggot bitch! why not reply my comments? oh yes cause your a coward good job fag!

  • Fucking POGs.......

  • You're a fucking moron

  • you are a Vag

  • @mstout88898 no he has a brain! your the vag for following what your higher ups say ,,faggot get the fuck out you wiped pussy bitch

  • Oh my God...you just described life in the FMF spot fucking on.

  • Hey umm what was I gonna say... Oh yea FUCK YOU you anti-government prick. You probably made this because you tried to enlist and they turned you down.

  • you sound like a bitch

  • i love this video, it give tells about 40% of the bs we have to go through. but i do bet you where a pog tho

  • Lol this video is a perfect representation of the daily Garrison Fleet Marine Force lifestyle.

  • I'm joining the Army, but I would have to guess that the BS about being on time just to wait, and the janitorial work is their believe in making you more disciplined. Over here on Ft. Lewis, I see soldiers doing yard work, not sure what their MOS is or if its some sort of punishment. I also heard a rumor that the Marines have the lowest re-enlistment rate.

  • ...And you made this why? Your a fucking idiot!!

  • Aww boo ho.. Damn ur such a panzzzy sob.. Ur to

    Much of a god damn pussy to understand the marines... Becuz it's it's fucking real.. It's not some fairy godmother wishing camp.. U tool.... Ooh raw to the marines and fuck you to the creator of this dumb video

  • sabes q get over it in any mili. they put u in the most crazy n estf. situation becuase war is ex. tha t u joing n could handleit get over malditasea stop acting like lil pussy ever 1 knows that the military is hrd ass hell especialy the Marine corps n the Navy seals so get over it God be man n suck it up Im a girl n I dont act like a funking kid like u puñeta grow up if ur going to act like a hasshole im going to treat u like 1 get over ur self

  • I loved the corps, i was an 0311, then went to sta, I was and still am proud, sure there was alot of bs, but man was it fun, evry1 is entitled to an opinion, but holy shit, just because you didnt get a chance to do anything, but cook, or hand out uniforms, or load an 81, stf or just blow me and ill let u taste ur mom!

  • @TheTuflhund1 so you like dudes sucking you off huh?,,,,,,get over yourself you brainwashed fag

  • WTF, who the f is this, must of been a cook or a phone b***. sure there was some police callin, and field days, so what, we're not pigs without respect like some other branches. i do believe that the usmc has always been there. we do what others cant. Sound like someone joined and became a brief case warrior.

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  • this video is funny as shit..... because it is so true!

  • this is fucking hilarious brother. You nailed it. I cant wait to see the other ones

  • It's the fucking military what did you expect? An easy life? There's a reason why we're the Few the Proud. Also, everything you said was true, very true, but what's also true is that you're a LITTLE BITCH!

  • im moto and all but its all true

  • I would bet you weren't infantry. I'm glad you weeded yourself out, we don't need individuals like you in my Marine Corps. Bad fucking attitude. There's nothing wrong with being moto and gung-ho, that's what the Marine Corps is all about.

    Grow a pair.

  • @usmc2israel4 he has a pair, pointing out fags like you. your right however about nothing wrong about being moto, but when when your a stupid motard that can't think and think that there is nothing wrong with the Marine corp then you have a problem

  • This is pretty accurate. I made the mistake of graduating college and then going enlisted. It was hard as hell knowing that I was more intelligent than my superiors. Dont think i was a shit-bag marine. i made corporal in a little over 2 years, all promotions were meritorious. Always 1st class cft and pft. In short, i got F*cked on medical bills, my CO's responsible for a hmmwv door nearly severing off my foot. Proud as f*ck to be a marine, but totally not what i was told it was going to be like

  • @BanzaiLUKE So clearly he is a Marine for pointing out some of the BS and if you go look at his other vids he just tells it how it is whether you like it or not. Also like I said being early to work or a place doesn't help with Pullin the trigger quickly or diving for cover it all has to do with practice and repetition to home in on the individual skills so your argument is flawed in that part. I hope your not a typical Motard those types don't think and are extremely brain washed

  • @BanzaiLUKE actually standing in formation shows incompetence & lack of time management. You can be standing around for 45 min to an hr just standing there doing nothing. You could be doing more productive things that actually matter. Also the being late comment um common sense says it doesn't make sense to be 15 min early to the 15 min prior rule then stand around for 45 min waiting on your plt sgt to tell ya the plan of the day. & that has nothing to do with pullin the trigger or gettingcover

  • You r a fucking retard and u have no life..

  • Fay ass sitin at home made this

  • ehh i guess it different for everyone I dont wanna kill myself i wanna kill my retarded ass cpls and yes if there wasnt a contract i wouldve been out.

  • im a marine, been one for almost a year now and ill have to agree with everything in the video! haha i fuckin love it

  • all of my family ar marine offcers and do the stuff i said last time

  • My everyday life, this is awesome.

  • Plus you do get to do that kind of stuff in the commercials if you go to collage and become an officer dumb ass do some research before you talk shit about the usmc

  • You are a peace of shit you have a special problem you probably never joined if you do you will have more respect that's why it's, we are the few, we are the proud. Not we are gay and a peace of shit just like you.... Get a life homo

  • @2ND0

    Sounds like another Bitch ass nigger

  • Bullshit you cunt, I guarantee you that those marines would've fucked you up so I suggest you quit fucking lying, just because you're a failure and your vagina hurts.

  • @semperfi4496 I'll come see you, I only got to KO a sergeant and 2 corporals, I need a staff and an officer and I'm set, I almost destroyed some wo2 on my EAS cuz he was being a bitchass lmao

  • lol this shit is true as hell. at least, more towards non-MARSOC units. we was chill. POGs is terrible tho.

  • Sounds to me like you just couldn't hack it. I for one am glad you're not part of our military. Idiots like yourself give it a bad name.

  • @Xenik21 -if your an ACTUAL MARINE.. it's Marine CORPS...not marine CORP.... It's not a damn company.. Buy sure go play your call of duty if you want to base life off a video game that has barely anything to so with the Corps

  • Dude, that is hilarious... I thought I was going to go into the Marine Corp to do some badass shit like climb mountains jump out of airplanes, or do some crazy shit you would see on CoD. But no, I push a broom and we stand around doing absolutely nothing. While we wait for the Higher Ranks to finish jerking off before they come to release us. I love the Marine Corp, only for its people, not the lifestyle. And yes I can hack it in the Marines, but I don't like the bullshit...

  • haha fucking funny shit dude alot if this is so fucken true

  • @2ND0CIV0DIV hahaha another homeboy on the block? Bitch please.. You couldn't even make in this life let alone the MARINE CORPS if you didn't have your bitch ass friends protecting your sorry ass from getting fucked up.. Another homeboy..bitch that's all you'll be.. A fuckin boy.. Pull up your damn pants, put a belt on, and do something with your life you fucktard

  • It's ok to whoever the sad fuck of a creator made this video.. Not everyone can be a MARINE.. so don't feel bad that you got turned down for having a mental condition or too small a penis to see.. Its ok as long as you LIKE YOURSELF.. because we all know no fucking person ever would or care.. So I hope one day you do take a fork.. Go ahead shove it in your eye.. Do us all a favor and get another and shove it up your ass as well.. You can go ahead and delete this comment but it's ok.. It just pr

  • haha... Boots and their motarded attitudes. You will change,

  • @2ND0CIV0DIV

    sure what are u some staff or something!!

  • @2ND0CIV0DIV

    sure what are u some staff or something!! thats why ur a retard because ur still here and dont have a life!!

  • haha... Boots and their maotarded attitudes. You will change,

  • "They lied..." waaaaahhhhh. All the recruiters spin a tale it's your obligation to yourself to do the research. And once you're in how about instead of whining and making videos try and fix it. STFU or jump

  • hey dude you have such hatred coments, from all does motars loz.

  • haha something tells me this guy didnt make it through meps. thumbs up if you agree.

  • Haha such a lance coolie video...funny!

  • Wow I want a refund for listening to this rant. I would not give up the years I served in the service for anything. No Im not still in and no I did not retire but I still wave the battle flag in front of my house.

    I was in the rescue mission for Scott Ogrady and other things I am very proud of.

    Is there more to it than what they show in the movies, yep. Is it all glamorous, nope. But every job I have had has asked me to do things that I did not like.

  • F USMC YOU CAN SUCK MY COCK IM GLAD IM ANOTHER HOMEBOY BACK ON THE BLOCK!

  • @2ND0CIV0DIV Scum bag

  • lol this shit motivate me.

  • I thought it was hilarious! It reminded me of the "good 'ol days"!!

  • You are seriously a peice of shit for posting this vid, joke or not. Im sorry but if you were half a man and even had half a nut you could respect the Corps for what they do, not become a communist hater because the Corps wasnt for you. Dont like what I got to say? Then come see me... Semper Fi Till I Die you peice of shit dirtbag...