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  • LMFAO dumb shit head BIATCH lmfao im dyin i cant breathe

  • Crazy black people will just talk but a crazy white person will eat your face

  • I got the Holy Spirit what's yo trip? LOOOOL!

  • The line should've been:

    Open the do', hoe

    Get yo azz on the floor

    Cause we fittin' get down so mo'!!!

    Brofas be hating when they see how I roll

    = D

  • You get raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbed

  • Its a a shame that i know that there is more and i can't watch it

  • lol you ready to talk to your daddy ? you aint my daddy , YES BITCH IM GOD .

  • i would love to see him argue with the pope or something lol

  • @1:36 ctfu!!!

  • you know, I need my money.

  • what song is in the background?

  • every thing we say and do we have to answer for it!! i feel sorry for that dude he dont know!!

  • all of the video is bull shit

  • "Bitch I'm God. How the fuck you gonna tell me to watch my language?"

  • "DUMB SHIT HEAD BITCH!" lmfao!!!

  • "you need to watch your damn language."

    "BITCH, I'M GOD." LOL

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  • I didnt know God looks like a ghetto retard crack head from Menace to society...

  • Do you like dis beeeee--------aaaaaatttttttccc­ccchhhhhhhh??????????

  • i have to wonder if this guy is like this in his everyday life.

  • cuz you a fuckin COWARD ! lmfao

  • God didn't write any book. Amazing as it may seem, the New Testament was assembled from a collection of hundreds of books over a few hundred years by the Catholic Church.

    Yeah, I know....shocking. And what's worse......the original meaning of what was written by man was drastically changed when the King James version was "translated" from Latin, which in itself was a bastardized translation from Hebrew.

    Now, go fuck yourself, you dumbass biatch.

  • @DaleRider1954 Bitch he god.

  • why is he so mad in part 2 but hes so chill here? mustve been a "productive" commercial break if you know what i mean ;)

  • ..."dumb shithead biotch"

  • 1:33.

  • Does anyone know the name of this song that he sings and who sings it?

  • @moecheeks6 Biggie- Playa Haters

  • @moecheeks6 Yea it's Biggie Smalls "Playa Hata" song

  • The guy near the end saying he's the devil really gave me the creeps. Really scary voice! 02:23

  • SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!! LMFAO!!!!

  • The scariest part is that this guy actually remembers the chapters and verses properly and always cites them correctly o.O

  • @Zellig yup lol cause hes god lmao .

  • 1:33 LMAOOOOOOO.. how he slips that "..nincomfuckingpoop.." in there

    But 2:28 is by far the funniest part to me.. WOOW.

  • at 2:28 its scream talking on the phone he is going to kill him after he kills the fat bitch in the garage getting the beers

  • what are the royalties on the bible? Damn that would be nice to know!!!!!!

  • cocaine's a hell of a drug.

  • Open the door, lay yo ass on the floor. Imtakinbackmyshityou gettin roooooooobbed.

  • you are ignorant go get an education and get off the crack biotchhhh!!!!

  • 2:30 wow. He really believes the guy on the phone when he says he's the devil. You can actually see him panicking.

  • @Water4Jeremiah. IDK if you notice @ 2:50 he gave a scripture that was totally way off. P.S. I did the research.

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  • @4Ebsus although he is clearly disturbed. it seems like he either didnt get enough attention as a child or was ridiculed alot. you can tell by how easily he gets offended and defensive.

  • Comedy legend. He needs to do this again.

  • "You God and I'm the Devil, let's have a fight". "I am going to fuck yo ass up. mutha-fucka".

    Yep this video really exists.

    "Dumb shit-head biatch"..

  • Why do they even accept calls from the "audience"? Ive never ever ever heard 1 positive response :D

    All he says is "I AINT WORRID, BIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!" to each caller, basically.

  • My hero...

  • damn shit-headed biatch!

  • HE IS GOD? NO BITCH I AM GOD.

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  • where has dude been all my life

  • the devil called God ON AIR

  • At 1:38 "You wanna speak to you're daddy?" LOL!

  • "BUT YOU AIN'T GOT THE HEART CUZ YOU A FUCKIN COWARD!!! LOL

  • damn he ripped the bitch up at the end.........

  • He's a legend! lmao

  • this guy just verbally fucks people up.

  • DUMB SHITHEAD BITCH

  • John Chapter 8 Verse 42: Don't trust a public access preacher on PCP.

  • textbook paranoid schizophrenic. they attract to hyper religious ideas and conspiracy theories like flies to shit

  • dumb shit head BITCH

  • holy hell i love ths man, excuse i love GOOOOOOD

    -

  • This was back in '97? I wish I knew this shit existed, I would have called LOL.

  • Dumb Shithead bitch!

  • This guy fucking singing on tv....

  • whats that song he is singing 2

  • @CocodriloNYC

    That's Biggie's Playa Hater. It's on the Life After Death album.

  • @TBroughton80 good lookin bro

  • Bitch, I'm God. Don't tell me watch my language.

  • BIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAATCH!

  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS god

  • This nigga made me pass out from laughing at his ass. Real talk I've never heard anyone just verbally fuck niggas up consecutively like he has. He is probably the funniest nigga alive

  • @icekold99 this is true lmao

  • @icekold99 Unless you cross him in some dark alley

  • ...nimcum fuckin poop lol

  • i cum in tha name of jesus bytch lmfao

  • "open the the door lay that ass on the floor im takin' back my shit you gettin' robbed"

    pure poetry

  • "Bitch I'm God!" - awesome. I think he might be right.

  • YOU AINT MY DADDY!

  • 1:25 sentia talk to the lil lord spirit whispers ninkum fuckin poop so hilarious :)

  • i require a dime out of every dollar u make i require 1 dime..

  • john chapter 8 verse 42: "Jesus said to them, ‘If God were your Father, you would love Me, for I proceeded forth and have come from God, for I have not even come on My own initiative, but He sent Me."

  • hes the best when ever i need a laugh i find him 

  • 2:32

    "If you're God, then I'm the Devil, let's have a fight, cuz I'm gonna fuck yo' ass up, motherfucker!"

    Fucking awesome!

  • playa hater by biggie

  • whats the name of this song?

  • @umbreonix

    playa hater by biggie

  • I require a dime out of every dollar you make lmao!!!

  • I'm totally using "BITCH IM GOD" as a comeback from now on

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  • dumb shit head byotch

  • at 2:29 it sounds like hes saying "im the peace nigger" lol!

  • man he's not serious this guy need's a show this is the next dave chapelle he is really funny!!

  • @heedra yo a dumb faggit LOL!

  • @heedra don't send me PMs when you got me on block faggit - Yahawah can suck my asshole till his lungs collapse!

  • go teach ur children u dumb shit head biotch

  • X: is cynthia on the phone? you wanna speak to ur daddy? C: you ain't my daddy.. X: huh? C: what you talkin bout, u aint my daddy. X:but, but I AM! do you know ur daddy? C: what's wrong with u? X: huh? what's wrong wit u i come in the name of jesus by the power of the holy spirit what's ur trip i told u were im goin to what the fuck ur problem? C: u need to watch ur damn language. X:bitch im god! C:u aint god. X: how the fuck u gonna tell me to watch my language i aint no fuckin child.

  • bitch get off da phone go go tell ur children watch they fuckin language go teach ur children dumb shit head beoyich....breaks into song...

  • @00kaza00 *Meeeee* *SOO DEEEEEEP*

  • Here turn this up. This to all you playa hatas

  • best thing to watch when your stoned haha

  • BEST PREACHER....EVER!

  • LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF

  • Ahahaha XD

  • but, but i am do you know yo daddy?

  • He's just playing the entire "Life After Death" album. lololololololol.

  • that guy who says hes the devil always calls him in every video just to say hes the devil

  • Go teach your children... dumb shithead beiatch.

  • @tweekin001 lol

  • "cynthia you wanna give god a piece of yo mind too? *mutters* nicumfuckinpoop"

  • for the first 12 seconds he was normal and making sense...then AFTER THAT...FORLMAO!! no pun intendded but OMG!!

  • THIS MAN TRULLY IS GOD.. LOL

  • "dumb-shithead biitch"

  • i fuckin cried

  • How much crack has HE been smoking?

  • IT"S UP!

    type in spirit of truth Tosh.0

  • hahaha "do you know who yo daddy is"

  • dude is gonna be on Tosh.0 tonight

  • @ObamalsAFailure HELL YEAH!!!

  • @tyrell8108 just thought I'd direct you (and everybody else) upon the path...beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooootch!­!!

    Simple monkey minded ass...(breathing)....nin-com-f­ucking-poops. ;-)

  • This portrays the mind of God down pat.

  • this guy is fucking crazy as shit

  • Bitch get off the phone and tell your children to watch they fuckin language. LMAO!!!!!!!

  • i hear this guy is gonna be on tosh.o in a few days

  • ...lol....classic...

  • He looks like CJ from Grand Theft Auto San Adreas

  • @haffoxtrot no he doesn't hahaha, they aren't even the same skin color

  • 9 house niggas dislike this video

  • PLAYAAAAAAAAAAA HATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA

  • If he had a church i would go everyday.

  • FUCK UR PROBLEM, u need to watch ur damn mouth, BITCH IM GOD, u aint god, HOW THE FUCK U TOLD ME TO WATCH MY MOUTH , AINT NO FUCK'N CHILD, BITCH GET OFF THE PHONE & TELL UR CHILDREN WATCH THEIR FUCKN MOUTH,GO TEACH UR CHILDREN , DUMB SHIT HEAD BITCH!

  • John chapter 8:42..

  • LOLOL The beginning rap was gangsta as hell

  • LOL@"nincomfuckingpoop" underneath his breath at around 1:35.

  • This is the greatest entertainment in history lol...Seriously the Devil called and started talking shit!! hahahaha...not to even mention the "god" is jamming Biggie Smalls....I LOVE THIS SHIT!!

  • And you getting robbed!!!!! ROFL

  • "Bitch, I'm God. How the fuck you tell me to watch my language, I ain't no fuckin' child!....

    Bitch get off the phone, go....... go tell your children to watch they fuckin language, go teach your children! Dumb shit-head bitch!!!!

  • nincom-fuckin'-poop. Emphasis on poop.

  • Murder a Devil Worshiper will do!! *repeats like 3 times* ahhahahah xD

  • "bitch get off the phone and go teach your children to watch their language, beeotch!!!! "

  • this man deserves a spot in hell....this is bullshit

  • @Bigpimpin0707 BITCH HE'S GOD

  • @Bigpimpin0707 He's brought me so much happiness that I will kill you for saying that.

  • @Bigpimpin0707 y u talkin' shit 'bout ma god house nigga?

  • @Bigpimpin0707 He's already in heaven.

  • BITCH IM GOD

  • 1:57 Lol

  • Damn they took a good song and made a mess of it!

  • @jazzscherzo yo said he gonna call the police on me.UR A DUM MOTHERFUCKER.watchu gonna tell them my youtube screen name account?DUM BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jazzscherzo FUK OUT MY FACE wit dat bullshit.keep writing me letters dumass bitch.i dont give a fuk what it is.n i have a very established family bitch.tell ya pplz i said take dem white towelz off dey face.FUCKING CLOWN ASS!!!!!!!

  • @jazzscherzo i tell u wat BITCH.how bout yu g ask ya ugly ass father y he fucked ya ugly ass mother,n slapped den fucke da shit outta her dumass,n made ya shrek looking ass.my fam got way more money den ya whole family tree BITCH.n i m in college fuckin idiot.say sumthn else bout my pplz n i'll FUCKIN KILL U.u cant hang wit me BITCH!!!!

  • @jazzscherzo Aint no fucking ebonics.u speak english BITCH.u know how 2 read.like i said,SHUT DAT PREACHING BULLSHIT UP!!!!!! this youtube bitch this aint church.fuk outta here.....

  • @jazzscherzo shut dat shit up.u preaching dat bullshit.lmao

  • damn he requires one dime of every dollar you make, that's a broke ass God

  • @BKZik God in the Bible says that you are supposed to give him 10% offerings lol

  • To "Spirit Of Truth" of the "One Man Show" you need a name change......"Spirit of Stupid" is more like it. You are of your Father the Devil. (The father of lies).. REPENT or you will hear "depart from me your worker of Iniquity, I knew you not", and you will be cast into the etenral flames of Hell. It is the truth. sorry dope

  • @BoracayOcean69 Yea this guy has a mental problem. Probably from dope or whatever. And "depart from me i never knew you is the worst thing a human could here. But GOD loves him to so we really dont know if he is doomed or not. He can still change. But he could be mental. I try not to judge anyone(not saying u are) cause GOD is very merciful but can become angry to. I feel i should have been deceased a long time ago but GOD is still giving me a chance to get right. i am no where near a saint!

  • Where do I send my dime of every dollar I mike. He needs to spread his word.

  • what song is that ?

  • Weed. Crack. Meth. What else do you think he's using?

  • I can't believe God is singing about jacking people. And why does the Devil keep crank calling God?

  • And yoou know I need my moneeeyy...

  • Israelites are gods John 10:34 Psalms 82:6 read it and reap. You people have no clue on what the bible says. Most of you are just here to see these demon come at him but when they come at you all ya''ll bitch and mone. Luke11:15-23 he fucking them demonic ass callers up Praise the Lord for the Holy spirit which he gives to man to do his work Act 1:8 straight power 4 u house niggas

  • He would be a very successful rapper. But not a very successful god.