It occurs to me that in any situation where God is treated as an actual, factual person and not some nebulous entity, he begins to look a lot like a douche bag.
This Just In... moses invented bowling. he was the first to pick up a 7-10 split. and when he did they partied like it was .0099. everyone knows moses said "let my people go." but what he really said was "let my people go BOWLING." so now you know.
This Just In... moses invented bowling. he was the first to pick up a 7-10 split. and when he did they partied like it was .0099. everyone knows moses said "let my people go." but what he really said was "let my people go BOWLING." so now you know.
I uploaded just the song, just the prayer, and then a video with the prayer followed by the song. So anyone who wants to get straight to the prayer, straight to the song, or both while skipping over all the crap about the chamber pot can get it from my channel.
to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. - now that is sarcasm!!!
I wish my school had had a cormorant. :o/
ElveeKaye 2 months ago
@ElveeKaye Maybe if this one had been treated with a little more respect...
MrBuch169169 1 month ago
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idontknowshutup65 4 months ago
It occurs to me that in any situation where God is treated as an actual, factual person and not some nebulous entity, he begins to look a lot like a douche bag.
TheSmackerlacker 6 months ago 4
@animalcrosser591 I believe he means that it is ridiculous as a problem of Christians, not as a problem of Christianity.
CardExPerT101 7 months ago
Absolute comedic poetry
XChampaignDreamX 8 months ago
How have I never seen this one before?
nashertheatheist 1 year ago
@nashertheatheist its from their movie the Meaning of Life if you never saw that you probably would have never seen this.
idontknowshutup65 2 months ago
@idontknowshutup65
As it happens, in the year since I made that comment I have in fact seen the film.
nashertheatheist 2 months ago
there is na inner sadness in this..
goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago
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This Just In... moses invented bowling. he was the first to pick up a 7-10 split. and when he did they partied like it was .0099. everyone knows moses said "let my people go." but what he really said was "let my people go BOWLING." so now you know.
peace, lardo.
lardo444 1 year ago
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This Just In... moses invented bowling. he was the first to pick up a 7-10 split. and when he did they partied like it was .0099. everyone knows moses said "let my people go." but what he really said was "let my people go BOWLING." so now you know.
peace, lardo.
lardo444 1 year ago
The weird British transgressions... "rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant"!
ixat00 1 year ago
@ixat00 what is linseed oil?
goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago
@goodbyelonglive44 Same thing as flaxseed oil.
ixat00 1 year ago
@goodbyelonglive44 Break your Google, did you?
GeezerRay 8 months ago
"Gosh,we're all really impressed down here!"
Sigele1 1 year ago 8
@Sigele1 all good jokes got a inner sadness to it
goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago 3
"and spoteth twice they the camels before the third hour" now THAT, is comedy, I hope none of you watch Little Britain....
"PENISES"
'massive laughter'
I mean whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??
nspaceuk 2 years ago
Narbalva beat me to it. That was the funniest part of the sermon.
marathon1974 2 years ago
I uploaded just the song, just the prayer, and then a video with the prayer followed by the song. So anyone who wants to get straight to the prayer, straight to the song, or both while skipping over all the crap about the chamber pot can get it from my channel.
Atheistx82 2 years ago
Pure gold.
liquidaardvark 2 years ago
Indeed. What kind of pathetic god creates concious beings to worship it then threatens to burn them if they don't.
Atheistx82 2 years ago 5
I uploaded just the prayer part, and just the song part, and a version in which the prayer is followed by the song, if anyone's interested.
They're really good clips to post in response to apologetics and pascal's wager.
Atheistx82 2 years ago
I can imagine that song being a really good response hahaha
funincluded 2 years ago
to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. - now that is sarcasm!!!
vedran1981 2 years ago 36
@vedran1981 why?
goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago
@vedran1981 why?
and by the way funny part was
`let us praise god`it was just so british way of saying it so annoyingly in the morning, byu a dedicated priest
goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago
@vedran1981 self-deprecating humour is what we Brits do best!
JimbleBass 1 year ago 2
@JimbleBass that was very sad the face of the boy when he heard his mother died..woww I almost got tears
goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago 3
and placed they the bits in little pots... great shit
hellasweet4twizzle 2 years ago 3
"He who brought the butter dish to Balthazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashamon"
BRILLIANT
narbalva 2 years ago 7
@narbalva irrelevent nonsense of old religons...
goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago
Aw, poor Jenkins... This sketch is so bloody hilarious it's not normal!
josephdrew87 3 years ago 4
I love this movie, so ridiculous yet true.
noizyme 3 years ago
"And Jenkins... Appeartly you're mother died this morning."
Rofl. xD
Candyclouds143 3 years ago 6
...I love. <3
TheFallenAngel119 3 years ago
My lighter smells like marijuana, why is that?
DaniboyBR2 3 years ago 3
oh and apparently your mother died this morning
morgoth2000 3 years ago
"Well you're so strong and just so super" ...
"Fantastic"
XD Hahahahaha! This is one of my favorite movies ever.
EricMetalGuitarist 3 years ago 2
oh and jenkins apparently your mother died this morning, hahahahahahahaha
CoolJ300 3 years ago 31
Monty Python is awesome :)
OoAwwRange 3 years ago 2
"...in little pots."
Nexotron 3 years ago 9
ehehehe
maddieismaddie 3 years ago
Brilliant!
jitterycoffeedrinker 3 years ago 7