Man vs. Wild: Lobster Brains

[xILikeStuffx]

Rock LObster!

[Therippleaffect]

best things in life are free

[blowes]

RIDICUL

[Madscrills]

but it wasn't a rock! it was a rock lobster!

[SashaAnime132]

Better drink my own piss.

[bsrkoacar]

If there is ever celebrity fear factor, i would want this guy on my team.

[GatremagWenYm]

Death to america, And butter sauce!

[kbkevv]

iraq lobster..... IRAQ LOBTSA!

[tabbz2619]

finally something we all eat!! thank you bear for not freaking me out this time

[Irishlad427]

Its strange not seeing it Bear Grylls: Born Survivor

[Vuze2143]

I use to do this in my backyard,

[VIDEOZAL]

@Vuze2143 eating cockroaches is not the same as eating lobsters...

[jhaemardaneacidera]

everything is a delicacy in bears world

[Dikalikapuka]

i absolutely adore how he says lobster

[kickerstr1]

man i watched nigahiga making fun of him and now i can't watch this without laughing

[ThanksBuck]

Warm water lobsters don't have claws. This show is full of shit and it was a completely moot point to mention claws that could "break a man's finger" when the lobster he's hunting doesn't even have them. Fuck.

[swaggaBfresh]

Everything is a delicacy for this guy lol...i think he's just trying to make himself feel better about eating weird stuff from the wild.

[SuperAwesomeVEVO]

have a look at my channel video of the truth about bear grylls-behind the scenes

[GiiNaaXD]

there's a dude swimming at @0:36

[swaggaBfresh]

@GiiNaaXD lol that was him!

[peternilsson789]

Now I'm hungry :(

[sanswampert]

headshot lol

[laratta]

Bear Grylls = Delicacy.

[FunteX]

damn that looks good . . .

[Szayel21]

thirst? drinks piss

- bear grylls

[Yepprd]

Lobsters don't die!!!! They don't "grow old and die"..They die from being eaten by MAN. I know it's crazy, but it's true..They live forever!! If we eat them, how come we don't live long? And, are they genius? How come they don't grow old and die, they just keep growing older???

[paultje2small]

@Yepprd their dna is refreshed with each mitosis

[blackberrybold89]

finally! a Bear Grylls meal i can agree with.

[1CRAZYMF249]

Awesome!

I really want to do that now!

[momay69]

I wonder if his crew provided that lobster. lol

[Burekdzsinica]

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[berdindragon]

wow he just mess up if u kill the lobster in the water the lobsters will not stay in the area they will leave

[MatCorax]

i eat lobster brains too! LOL

[joshthe8th]

theres something seriously wrong with this guy

[max258147]

that lobster's meat looks so good

[brac1derland]

the lobster didnt even move when he took it out of the water. what a joke!!!!

[MisterFriedBeef]

@brac1derland its dead u dumbass

[SuperThundeification]

@MisterFriedBeef

I don't think he noticed the huge spear going through the lobster.

[AlixWii]

om

[EoceneRoxton]

That's bullshit, he's saying lobster claws can break your finger, except that is a rock lobster, which has no pinching claws, just legs.

[lalwhyumad]

@EoceneRoxton Yeah, he's saying LOBSTER CLAWS CAN BREAK YOUR FINGER.. He is talking about claws in GENERAL... Learn english.

[mistertrolololololo]

Bear Grylls is the bravest man that ever walked on earth, he's a fucking master survivalist, and people focus on him drinking his own piss. WTF.

[LeetHackTutorials]

I wanna take Bear Grills to the Florida Keys to go lobstering, he would catch our limit within 5 minutes

[StreetlightEagle]

Everybody had... Matching towels!

[AlexPro30]

2:13 --'

[daylightsunsets92]

BALLS OF STEEL

[MusicforMe123]

I have caught lobster many times and everytime I snag a lobster it comes up fighting tail flapping, the lobster he caught did not even move. That lobster was placed there for the shoot, it is already dead before he caught it.

[gwoods869]

@MusicforMe123 no your just not as good

[MusicforMe123]

@gwoods869 That's not what yo momma said!

[aj329vchsvcgcvmsmcvk]

has everyone forgot about steve irwin/the crocodile hunter, hes better then both those guys.

*Australian accent* wow look at this beautiful creature here *picks up shit smell's it* now i am going to jump in this dirty dark water filled with crocs and wrestle one to see what hes got *smiles* ...the guy got stung by a fucking sting ray A FUCKING STING RAY! survivor man and bear weren't even on the man's radar. CRIKEY!

[buttwiggling]

not a rock lobster, that is a spiny lobster and has no claws bear. also what's with the spear, that's not usually legal...you could have just crab em with your hands...at least thats what les would have done.

[prometheus19799791]

he likes tail. who would have known. even lobster vagina is good when you're cold and wet.

[prometheus19799791]

i wouldn't mind coming over for supper now! lobster? mmm....

[ninemarrow]

I want to see him drink his jizz...

[Thatman8fish]

He might call it man vs wild but here in australia we call it camping

[123gigan]

Death to America....and butter sauce....don't boil me....I'm still alive...IRAQ LOBSTAH...IRAQ LOBSTAH....

[SuperDaniel4200]

I thought it was called born surviver not man vs wild, but oh well

[Caneggia12]

This wasn't that bad..

[MaxHBoss]

i'm juz waitin for an arrow to the knee joke

[aj329vchsvcgcvmsmcvk]

@MaxHBoss

i used to wait for arrow to the knee jokes but then i took a spear to the nut

[feichen1997]

@XXXheavenstormXXX You can be the first and last one then.

[SMBwings]

Something you may not know. Bear says he was SAS and yes he was TA SAS, not regular. Same training, but not as cool. Ex SAS Member.

[ilikeprocrastinating]

@XXXheavenstormXXX your stupidity makes me laugh.

[jo3tag]

Always some vegan(or poser) claiming animal cruelty. This was an absolutely speedy death, much faster than being thrown in a pot of boiling water, not for torture or pure enjoyment(other than the pure enjoyment of eating something delicious) Get over it. If god hadn't intended for us to eat theese creatures, he wouldnt have made them so damn tastey!

[ExtremeDeathman]

@jo3tag OR gave us sharp teeth!!!

[angellusdark]

@jo3tag lmao

[lagkou]

well if you have ever caught a lobster it becomes obvious that the one he caught was dead to begin with... these animals are extremely hard to kill, even with a spear between its eyes it would still move for another hour or so...

[brendon3578]

now that's fresh lobster

[year1966]

thumbs up to keep your moral up!

[TheRedHotSpot]

I hot here from Friends LMAO

[survival3three]

without goggles? hes wearing goggles at :22

[snowblazer12]

@survival3three he took them off to show how one can use the water bottle to see in the water.

[595saMed]

дадада

[shadowtiger18]

I'm drooling right naw, I must catch meself a noice jewsee lobstah

[ermaslv44]

im from som parts of the world, and i feel offended

[Kinetic0900]

ohh bear, why do you have to make me hungry?

[miki4630201]

Is it k to open ur eyes under sea water?

[chaosaxis]

@miki4630201 It sure is. It can be nasty near the shore when there's sand in the mix, but in open water it is perfectly okay to open your eyes.

[TheDDAnderson]

yum!!! lobster tail!

[xxthepyroxx1]

Did any of you see the diver in the background?

[itachi005]

How do people start there own shows like this? Do u need Yo like win a million dollars?

[jfgp00]

@hiloboyz8085 At least some people got it. Makes me sad you didn't.

[jfgp00]

@hiloboyz8085 that's kinda the point on the comment, boy.

[irich62]

no claws on that lobster you moron...lol

[PuntoEvoForumcom]

Looks like a flood

[Stoksie01]

funny how nice he is on camera when he is very skilled from years in the military i wouldnt fk with him

[tollreaper5]

@Stoksie01 military experience doesn't equal a hardass.

[joemchang]

Wow

[copybook21]

did he say ROCK LOBSTER!!!!!!!

[Shaff1708]

@copybook21 i think he said something like 'robe'.. :S

[YovilleDrummer]

NOW THTS GOOD EATS

[qphamdo]

where the claws

[shibbyguy420]

Rock Lobster!

[RepsorpKirtap]

I bought the same lobster from Toys R Us and then packed it with Seafood sticks before chucking it into the sea and spearing it.

[ClarissaCiao]

i dont get why everyone hates and says that bear is fake and that what hes doing sucks, and that survivor man is better. hes not trying to be cool and survive with no help somewhere for a period of time, hes just showing what you would do if you were caught in a similar situation. i personally think bear grylls has the best survivor man like show on tv.

[sawrated18]

@ClarissaCiao If Bear saw this comment he'd drink his piss after.

[snowblazer12]

@ClarissaCiao you piss lover.

[IamKurdSon]

@ClarissaCiao survivor man is better, but bear gryls is more fun to watch

[kkksskkk]

@ClarissaCiao yes, I'd definitely know where to get my water if I'm lost and dehydrated, thanks to bear grylls. My pee and elephant shit. Also, rhino beetle larvae to keep me going, it is really rich in protein.

[growitEZ]

"but it wasnt a rock... it was rock.. rock lobster!!!"

[raskinman]

Bought in the supermarket, put in the sea and what do you know, Bear has 'caught' a lobster

[AchievementOverload]

Next week, Bear hunts down a plate of steaks in the Andes Mts.

[Penguinz4LOLZ]

dont eat with a knife!

[Nationofhonor]

I used to be lobster, then I took a spear to the face.

[BlakePlacebo]

Loooool, he's like; "This, is good (err, something I dont get.)" And then his face expression goes like this - X: !!!

[TheRepoman149]

He would'nt even dare do this to the iraq lobster

[basketballlover711]

haha lost and still eating better food than me

[EmofacePS3]

i wish i culd join him for that

[ijdow]

it didnt show him pulling it out with the first strike, it had to quickly cut?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[TheEmykat]

thank you for sharing ! i showed it to my 2 year old son who seem to want to know what is a lobster !

[Elpescador83]

That lobster was already dead guaranteed.

[usenetposts]

I must remember that plastic bottle goggle trick the next time I get shipwrecked on an uninhabited tropical island. Is this anything to do with the "beer googles" my mates said I had the last time I pulled at a disco?

[Demoliz5]

I used to have an arrow in my knee, then I drinked my own piss.

[TheMakinChilli]

@ChuckNorris Can you do that?

[Starsonedge]

That is a scary ass lobster.

[Warblade357]

"Lobster claws are powerful enough to break a finger."......what if it doesn't have claws Bear? What then?

[quietnloud]

im hungry now...

[seggiolino55]

bastardo pezzo di merda!

[music77ify]

RAPE RAOE RAOE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE 

[RawRib]

Lobster tail tastes amazing!

[avau77]

that lobster was dead!! this cunt is full of shit...

[Haayyyden]

@avau77 Its still moving after its out of the water, it was alive...

[avau77]

@Haayyyden sori to spoil the fun mate, but im an avid free diver and i am sure that it was dead underwater before it was speared, iv seen other clips where he spears fish by diving into the water with a stick...lol what a bad joke. look up"diving in wainuiomata, see for yourself how lobsters are like under the water, the horns never point down and they will always fold there tails...

[Haayyyden]

@avau77 Well I have aswell, I wouldn't just assume something like this without knowing anything. Who knows, neither of us were there to see.

[avau77]

@Haayyyden lol...mate you hold firm to what your entittled to beleave, but i just dont like being mislead...iv dove in many places around the pacific, matter of fact i caught 7 lobsters today, check our diving vids out mate,

[angelina395]

really wooooooow

[Pieterjanvdhd]

 i cant see claws there

[xristophermal]

nice ur setting a great example for pussy fagots who spear lobster, it didnt have claws that will hurt you, spiny lobster and all lobsters should be captured by hand!!!

[jfgp00]

Hey bear! Those lobsters have no claws. kthxbye.

[josephsimeon]

@jfgp00 Not all lobsters have claws, he specified in the video that it was a rock lobster. In Australia we don't call them lobsters, they are crayfish.

[jfgp00]

@josephsimeon I do know that. In fact I'm an evolutionary biologist currently working with the Jasus genus and some other projects. I just said so because in 0:57 he says he should be careful not to get a finger chopped. I find it curious that you call them crayfish since that term is mostly applied to freshwater shrimps and other decapods, not spiny lobsters. I didn't know that, thanks.

[7RugbyPhil]

@josephsimeon In Australia we do call them lobsters, we call them both

[LetMeSeeThis99]

@jfgp00 Seriously, and he's suppose to be some expert.

[jfgp00]

@LetMeSeeThis99 don't forget this is just a tv show.

[LetMeSeeThis99]

@jfgp00 Yeah but he's giving faults information! And, he's suppose to be an expert...??

[keegansamonster]

@LetMeSeeThis99 *false not faults and he could not tell what kind of lobster it was he was saying you have to be careful because it COULD have claws

[LetMeSeeThis99]

@keegansamonster .. thanks for the correction. Again, it's FALSE information he's feeding us. I listen to the video again and he never said "COULD" have claws. He's on a the island near New Guinea. If he's a little inform, he should know lobsters around that part of the world do not have claws....

[thedude44963]

@LetMeSeeThis99 AND WHY WOULDNT THEY HAVE CLAWS EVERY LOBSTER IVE EVER SEEN HAS CLAWS

[C4FishingTeam]

@jfgp00 They are spiny lobsters... they have no claws, what you are used to seeing is a Maine lobster. Oh and btw that lobster was soooo dead, its almost impossible to stab one like that with just a stick :)

[jfgp00]

@C4FishingTeam I'm not used to see Maine lobsters. I'm from Chile.

[C4FishingTeam]

@jfgp00 That sucks :(((

[jfgp00]

@C4FishingTeam Seems to me you didn't notice that my comment is for the fact that Bear states that he must be careful not to get a finger snapped by the lobster's claws.

[C4FishingTeam]

@jfgp00 Oh sorry, Its hard to notice sarcasm over the internet. Just a question if I may... how come your English improved so much in just over 1hr and 8 minutes?

[jfgp00]

@C4FishingTeam upgrade patch.

[C4FishingTeam]

@jfgp00 I see :)

[remen3]

@jfgp00 Nope, Chuck Testa

[dasupasin]

@jfgp00 Some lobsters have no claws. kthxbye.

[obiwanskywalker2000]

@navyryan103

Your the twat, I bet you wouldn't do anything close to the amazing shit he does so just fuck off retard!

[Whiptooth]

Zoidburg does not approve...

[TRSRM]

I want Bear Grylls to be the developer of minecraft.

[Hunterdoestube]

1:08 he misses the spear, 1:10 a cutscene appears and he has the fish.. now coming from a spearfisher, he did NOT catch that fish. that is set up.

[LaoSoftware]

@Hunterdoestube He didn't catch a fish. He caught a lobster. That lobster makes me hungry.

[Hunterdoestube]

@LaoSoftware Any fisherman will call anything from the ocean a fish. I call sharks, shrimps, fish, lobs, all fish.

[C4FishingTeam]

FAKE!!!!!

[phobiazzzero]

the NEW CHUCK NORRIS!

[CurtisMcCrea]

IRAQ LOBSTTAAA!!!!!

[swassontelus]

I used to think Bear was interesting in far off places and situations I had never thought of. Until I saw him in Canada's North and sliding down a snow hill. Then I realized what a fucking camera humping goof he was for trying to make something out of nothing...and me for watching this tool.

[Mrgruntastic]

Now to wash it down with PISS

[awais142]

Now to put out the fire with my own piss

[Spankyliz]

this is the only episode that made me hungry

[Allupnu4sho]

Yummmm

[BladeOfForsaken]

he didnt give any to the camera man?

[DamonElmore1999]

how many people thought you were clicking on a guy holding a thing off alien vs predators

[tressis2]

poor dr. zoidberg

[iownudie108]

he unlocked an achivement:"obtaining lobsters knowledge"

[navyryan103]

it doesn't have any claws to brake your fingers??? what a twat!!!

[smokintheblaze]

We were at the beach.

everybody had matching towels.

Then somebody went under a dock,

and there they saw, a rock!

But it wasn't a rock.....

It was a ROCK LOBSTER!!!!

[YerFaceMateZz]

these piss jokes are really pissing me off.

[phuditdiary]

i think they put dying lobsters under the heavy stone so he could catch them easily. caught!