CRAIGSLIST NONSENSE

[LOPEZ1562]

WTF! lmfao

[Bledoston]

"Then you have every make, model and year of car driving down the road way to fast" beautiful line!

[ZebraheadY2J]

there's a thin line between awkward and funny....

[BonoEtMalo]

This is too awkward to watch.

[TheOmegaeyes]

Genius!! The more I watch of Jack Vale the more I think he's a brilliant comic. He does shit I would like to do but don't quite have the balls and composure to pull off. PROPS to him AND UNCLE JOHN!

[nvelopd]

Dude this is so funny

[MrBirdpeach]

this guy is looney tunes!!!!!!!!!

[Mindfreak16707]

how the hell do u not laugh during these????? I would not be able to do it.

[BernadetteHazel]

BEST PRANK EVER! love it!! make more of these!!

[aestheticpardox9]

this made sense to 80 people

[shiinkii]

That's great. I had an uncle named Eric.

[epriley89]

Beautifully crafted comedy masterpiece.

[CanadaHOCKEY2100]

you gotta get more of these up !!

[stkdillenger819]

brilliant, she was vietnamese you can tell lol

[555Devil555]

did you actually sold the stuff ?

[dbish1]

Rofl 2:00 is good

[shinron57]

This needs to be a series. I haven't laughed this hard is a long time!

[Deluxe312]

LIke an employee

[braabraabreebree]

I'm trying sooo hard to not laugh and wake my parents up

[flamed65]

LOL WTF

[LeeviON]

"Cause if the radio's turned on sometimes you drive too fast and the cops come and you know"

"Oh yeah...."

[hotthergirlever]

Ahahahaha omfg this made me laugh

[tonyfalca]

i think that was the best jack vale ive seen

[mieguistumas]

What is that "craigslist" thing? I'm not american, I really don't know :D Is it some kind of way to sell/buy used furniture and other things?

[tortex4481]

@mieguistumas hahahah its a website where u can buy anything from people that their selling :D

[plutocrank]

LMFAO!!!!!

[OklahomaJake7]

You can rock back and forth on a chair but you gotta make sure the radios turned off lol WTF lololol XD

[CmlK100]

sounds like one big acid trip to me!

[Mikalebrewster415]

if you crAck open the top of the roof....wtf lmao

[cuiter23]

MORE PLEASEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[FYCMolotov123]

Seriously please make more!

[SwiftJag]

FAVE PART: I had an uncle named Eric

[MrDarklink1999]

Do more!!

[jman432432]

after you tell them it was a prank you should continue to speak nonsense

[peterbloss]

lol

[renoalex1]

He's just saying the most random shit and they're agreeing. Lol. I love America.

[davefordavefor]

Funny stuff, Jack. Really like this one.

[GoRideWashington]

his shirt says jack vale all over it. you had to know a guys with his name all over shirt couldn't be serious.

[wolffenhaus]

thats right say it loud, you are a comedian. Change the world Jackie BoY. One Uncle Eric at a time.

[MullenMagician]

This is hilarious!

[lxxxxNOOBxxxxl]

Hahaha!!!!!!!""

[teloyquude]

Come on you little pussies. Sucking up to jack like this. You know this aint as good as his more recent work, so stop being such obsequious little ass kissers.

[Lucky466]

@teloyquude LOL why would anyone "suck up" to him? what bonus would that give to anyone?!?! rofl u made my day man

[teloyquude]

@Lucky466 perhaps you're hoping he'll let u suck his big fat wiener. Idk, i'm not the fag here, thats u gize.

[Lucky466]

@teloyquude Logical

[teloyquude]

@Lucky466 thank u spock

[TheCrazyFish3]

This made me laugh SO HARD!! Carrots sticks are everywhere and they come at you in the middle of the night and the sky opens up and everything's ok but first you should probably peel the apples. You need to really wash the sheets and pillows if you have people coming over in case the roofs breaks. I had an uncle named Eric. Oh my gosh so funny!

[kevinyankee2]

These girls are as weird as he is... playing into the prank!

[SnowDrifter10]

U KNOW I HAVE AN UNCLE NAMED ERIC LOL

[thegasprices]

@SnowDrifter10 HAHA that part had me cracking up

[atlmiamifan]

fuking lulz

[ShaolinBattles]

2:20 She says "I also live in the Bay Area too so..." "Yea, you know, I had an uncle named Eric." bwahahhahahahhaha

[ShaolinBattles]

Sell stuff on Craigslist and make a prank vid out of it! Classic and wise Captain Jack!

[PointlessComedy]

crack open the roof lol



[raurimckenna]

mate this is the best prank. me and my mates used to do this back in school all the time! cant believe your getting people on camera hahaha

[JoelTGM]

LOL you're going to scare off the potential buyers!

[EMMApizzLe]

"mothers in law will sometimes ride the motorcycles a little too fast, their hair blows a little too hard" HAHAHAHA

[Papapower12]

uncle named eric LOL!!

[Combatarms423]

I HAD AN UNCLE NAMED ERIC

[lovethekarategirl99]

omg this was sooo funny

[dtao114]

THIS IS RACIST

[Fredepade]

@dtao114 come on shut up, it was RANDOM people..

[AlTheNamesWereTaken]

@dtao114 stfu

[Skittywolf]

@dtao114 Lolwut?

[Kkyyrruu]

This is why you don't go on Craigslist, especially trying to buy something from a stranger lol

[Real4Bas]

Lol at the shirt

[honda426cc]

you live in arizona?



[dragonoballoz]

2:53

[captainmarioguy]

i felt akward just watching this for some reason lol

[thejefetube]

Best prank ever.. we need more of these..

[jefftehblackie]

LOL



[RasenShuriken003]

These "buyers" might believe that Jack is on drugs and is problably selling the stuff for drug money...

[TheOriginalThought1]

@jackvalefilms A Knight of Random, you do your best, now I have to put these pants on and get dressed. Today is the day for jellfish to swim, I had him in. No, not that I meant the frog, or was it the bird, the turtle, or the dog?

[TheHumanSuitcase]

did you just sell shit around your house to make a video?

[Oriente7]

this is the greatest prank ive ever seen i could watch it all day hahaha

[cantthinkofone16]

carrot sticks! hahaha

[aznboi1970]

HOLY SHIT I THINK THATS MY AUNT she lives in cali .__.

[Plarbul]

I Seriously laughed so hard I couldn't breathe! XD

[Deathshade27]

I could have sworn we have the same exact remote control the girl was holding at the end!

Anyway, pretty funny video lol xD Probably the best Nonsense episode so far. Keep it up Jack!

[ThePamelaross]

this is awesome

soooooooo hilarious..

[SitesLikeCraigslist]

That's right nonsense.

More a like a comedy or what? Which category of video does this belong to?

[OmgWhatTheFlamingo]

i die every time the asian lady says "Carrot sticks and apples?"

[elicoffey5]

I love how he's wearing a Jack Vale Films shirt while doing this

[OptimusPrimeribs]

@ew45dryt haha yeah he should have pulled the garage door shut on that woman to freak her out! and then say "just kidding!" hahaha

[smackdaddy542]

THIS GUY IS SOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!! how fucking rude what a prick, he thinks hes funny what a bafooon!

[j05e10]

You are really funny how you can turn nonsence into more weird nonsence and people are like wtf are you talking about LOL

[Macsk8ing]

Hahahah the girl is creeped out as shit, she must said, Holly ass, this is a serial killer.

[7wishes85]

did they get the TV after all? :p

[ArthurGreenDesigns]

holy fuck this guy is amazing. ive met people like this

[jwallballin11]

I had an uncle named eric.... hahahahahaha best part

[IrrelevantTV]

Omg. At 2:05 they're just like "Oh, he's fuckin crazy..." XD

[MosesTV1]

not trying to be an asshole but women shoudnt go to a craigslist meeting with themselves or a child(the one screaming in the backround) jack coudlve been a serial killer. THUMBS UP SO OTHER PEOPLE SEE THIS.

[kentuckyboy2000]

when u unplug the rc jaacks do u ever have pancakes in d morning?

[theatheistpreacher]

pleas for the love of god make more PLEAS!!!!!!!

[kentuckyboy2000]

the sky opens up and then everythings ok lmfao

[kentuckyboy2000]

lol lol, so here it is right here, now the only thing u gotta remember is when u open this draw sometimes ull have carrot sticks comeing at you in the middel of the night rofl

[Elvizzzzzzzzzz]

74 people don't understand nonsense ..

[Kbob5000]

@Elvizzzzzzzzzz You mean the DO understand nonsense and are wondering why the people in the video can't.

[StaysGroovy4U]

How is he not an actor? But I'm guessing this guy just loves doing it

[VSLeaderLugia]

Dude this is my favorite of all of your vids just cus of the first joke about the fruit... I laughed so hard XD

[BAGELQ]

74 people hate carrot sticks

[I3ULL3T96]

I CANT BREATHE!!! I LAUGHING TOO HARD

[madmax92gsx]

dam this was the best nonsense yet! jack your the man!



[HaanZFilms]

Do you have even one non funny video? I cant comment them all but you have a brillant mind sir....

[tamiktamik]

jack make more of these nonsense videos!

[DonRMB]

I woulve been like COOL STORY BRO!.. and just take my shit and leave

[80z90zhouzemuzicgrl]

carrot sticks lol

[andyynwa94]

OMG LOL!

[NotYourAverageCorey]

my nutsack is harrier than my grandpas ass crack back in 75

[lilylol14]

poor lady thought he was some idiot lol 

[29394419485298585495]

"Mothers-in-law will sometimes ride on the motorcycle and the ride a little to fast and their hair blows too hard"

Wtf lmao.

[TheCarolinaLegend]

Everybody has a chair

[claudiojoffe]

haha this is brilliant!!

[Mbmoney1217]

lol lol lol olo

[123CERNA]

wait do u always tell the people u prank it was fake?

[thisismecourtney]

@123CERNA

I think its to help him get known!

And get more reactions! (:

[ruzzeter]

@123CERNA Obviously he has to....he needs their permission to put them on youtube!

[kokomanen]

@123CERNA No, He doesn´t :p

[hermitcrab8518]

The Asian girl was scared

[DoingLaundrySucks]

"No, I don't think I said that..." hahahah

[geepgeep567]

"Yeah we have pretty normal weather"

"Yeah i had an Uncle named Eric.."

[TheMatt1245]

i also have carrot sticks flying at me inthe middle of the night

[RHCPfan458]

I hope you were actually selling these things to people because you might really inconvenience their day if they make the time to come get something and you were just wasting their time on a prank.....Also this wasn't really funny TBH, I like the rest of you're videos though.

[Xterbium]

Did she really eat his bullshit like he was serious? Really? XD

[Jensoncorpuz]

Oh my when u said u had an uncle named Eric that was it for me it got me tearing up ha

[bigdrulz]

I love how the people act like they know what he's saying! Ahahaha

[thestoicdramaking]

You'd think your shirt would give away your act to the smarter people lol

[gutrp]

i always wanted to see how they would react when they r told about the camera...thats major part of the fun too

[scorpysects]

If there comes along a show with Jack and Ed ... YOU KNOW I WILL BE A WATCHING!!!

[laypoole123]

I started this "nonsense" to people about 5 years ago

[InVisiBlePr3dAtoR]

@laypoole123 believe me you didn't start that idea of going up to people and saying random things to confuse them.

[laypoole123]

@InVisiBlePr3dAtoR i didnt say that i started the idea i said when i first started doing this was 5 years ago learn to read

[EDWARDxELRICxLOVER]

u r my favorite on youtube! :D ur videos make my day! my month! MY YEAR :D

[Subdermael]

God this video is so funny. But can anyone please please answer me, why did he only open the garage door that far to where he kept having to put his head down a bit?? It's like put it up like TWO more inches bro.

[WeFourKings1]

@young91303 I love how people quote the video and they get a million likes, everyone watched the video. xD

[fistfullofchiken123]

i seriously cannot stop laughing

[MusicFromRobE]

at 2 minutes, he might as well be a mechanic. Those two women have no idea what he is talking about, and won't question it!

[valid4life]

omg juicey couture/coach is sooooooooooo overrated now!! evry1 has it eeeeeeeeeeeeww @ 2:17

[PRzuki]

More XD

[dizave1225]

Silly girls.

[cristianmejia720]

hes fucking funny lol

[iTzFrantiC]

LOL

[D0P3B01FR3SH420]

lol pineapples and tomatoes when you're ready as well!

[allyinthevalley]

it depends what kinda fruit you like, i don't know if you like vegetables but it's a good desk

[brandyface]

I did this to my teacher, when she was confused my friend try to explain it (still making no sense) and the teacher was so confused. I love this!

[dusblick]

everybody has a chair.

[Matthewmododoc]

whats that?



[noszondi]

the dog and his turtle thing is on another level

[hark2e]

I could never do this without laughing.

[pistachioguy]

Brilliant.



[lulz1978]

will this keep 2 boys out of my tool shed?

[seanishimself]

yesterday i went saturday seeing dry wall on my carpet only in the summertime,other parts of the world tend to have more flying monkeys sometimes for loose shoelaces

[vmaxx55]

that's probably how i sound after a bad weed trip.

[xplayswithdrumsx]

@vmaxx55 a bad weed trip? now that's nonsense.

[snopbox]

@young91303

I busted up soooo hardcore at that point!!!

[bddblade]

So fucking funny!!!

[TimeToFly28]

LMAO! You ARE a nut, Jack! I love it!

[low72]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE....oh my fcking god i have not laughed this hard in a long time

[Acceptable76]

lol she's so nervous :-( ;P

[Seanqw3]

You're an expert Jack.

[idkitsjusthewayiam]

You can turn the nonsense into more nonsense:

1. Pause at 0:00 and click the cc button.

2. Click "transcribe audio" from the cc menu and click ok.

It gets old really quick though haha. this best is "carrot sticks prominence"

[AlienPrime173]

@idkitsjusthewayiam

and "a good deaths" @ 0:38

[jarhead1793]

@idkitsjusthewayiam hahahahaha is is awesome!!!!!!

[JavaSpitLava]

@idkitsjusthewayiam why does the beta do that?......like totally makes it non-understandable......does it try to figure out the meaning of what hes saying?

[wideosvatcher]

@idkitsjusthewayiam Everytime we looked at his eyes got real responses to piercing random funky rental assistance. :(

[ThomasFogarty1992]

Make sure that when you shut the car door, that the cell phones don't fall off of the Golden Gate Bridge, because if they do the clouds get kind of a weird orangish tint. If your grandpa listens to Kesha music in the bathtub too loud, he'll have to jump on his horse afterwards and ride to the hardware store to sell his chapstick to Albert Einstein. But if you don't use Crest toothpaste when you brush your teeth, usually it isn't as big a deal.

[PeteZuhutt]

Yeah man, you should definitely have your own TV show. Or they should, at the very minimum, pass you onto a corduroy sofa. Seriously, coca-cola was my grandfather's favorite thing to chew on until he got trapped on an episode of "The Price Is Right", but it happens, you know? To each their own. Ring Dings and pantyhose, man. For real.

[auimike]

@PeteZuhutt Did he say that in one of his shows? Or was that an audition?

[Chris28male]

i have to say i watched this vid over and over and over it is without doubt the funniest thing i have ever seen 10/10 the best hilarious it should win youtube funniest vid of the yr highly worth watch brill jack m8

[Hobomyers78]

Just make sure all the clowns fit into the car because you have to let it thaw out for at least 20 minutes and make sure grandma goes to her doctors appointment because the dish soap will get all over the place.