AMERICAN IDOL SUCKS

[Angie2343]

@wolfpack793 My mom watches it, so start throwing tomatoes at her.

[Angie2343]

American Idol bites! I'd much RATHER watch Jeopardy!

[GuitarPro7908]

u imitated simon cowell perfectly lol

[Keysforge]

Paula only like young men, Randy is an old fart with money but he dont sing shit producer but no singer, Simon is a arrogant millionaire owner so do whatever he want. They are no professional at all in the show, they don't respect the people but people have to respect them or security come to the screen.

[dcantu7]

oh shit. i have that pillow

[blublast3]

Im Xhibit Yo Pimp yo ride! LOL

[69pwnsyou]

Who the hell watches American Idol these days?

[gameaddict51]

Who the hell watches this show anymore?

[Angie2343]

@gameaddict51 My mother.

[QuickRiffs9597]

lol karen kunsingfurschit

[kinderleinchen]

dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg

[sriteisrite]

Extremely annoying. Keep doing your little skits in your parents house while Taylor Hicks, Ruben Studdard & Kris Allen are still making 5 figures a night.

[tvesrb]

to hell with reality shows....

[GuyNamedCarl]

Damn. Forgot Taylor Hicks existed. LOL

[ITzEgGich]

I'M XZIBIT PIMP YO RIDE

I fuckin' love these rants.

[hotwhire]

i hate Kera, she gets jealous so easily.

[TheProdigy119]

Simon says....lawlz

[NINJATRONdnb]

American Idol is outdated entertainment . Randy is a big parasite ,, you guys want somthing new stop over , i got the phat selection of what our media exploits. Or should i say ( up to date )

[EvilApple567]

You spelled "Kansas City" wrong at 0:51 lmao

How could you get my city wrong?

[chaveznieves]

true. ruben stoddard was huge

but he could sing his ass off

[RetroJenny]

I hate all reality shows but I think american idol takes the cake. That show is a disgrace to music. Any person with self respect would not step foot on that show.

[mcbdpb]

American Idol sucks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CSX2665]

yes this American idol shit does suck.

[Hell0man16]

Xhibit - "Yo dawg! We put a car in yo car, so you can drive while you drive dawg!"

[ONNIHOLTTA]

I don't like American Idol because when there's some "bad" singer, the judges totally hurt them when they say "You can't sing, you can't dance... What do you have to say? (said to William Hung)

Incredibly many American shows are really really mean

[MrCurrySH]

NO FRIENDS!!! lol

[Golfy5746]

these were soo good. i miss them.

[kalibradoboy]

DETROIT WHAT?

[jordan2921]

Danny already Fc'd this show

[dragonman04]

How the hell does a foreigner who shops at the baby gap for his tight t-shirts, a drug attic that cant even remember what she did 5 minutes ago and a low budget producer who hasn't done crap for anyone but eat and eat and eat know what a american idol is. They should change the show to american failures. Anyone with REAL talent shoudn't waste their time on this show, take your future in your own hands and do something with it. Because this show is bullsh*t!!!

[jordan2921]

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE VOTING ON THAT VOTING ON THAT VOTING YOU CAN VOTE FOR THIS KID IF YOU VOTE FOR 'EM, VOTING ON THAT VOTING YO IM XZIBIT PIMP YO RIDE

[MrPokeahole]

@jordan2921 best part of the whole thing.

[MrPimpMaster99]

AMERICAN Idiots more like it lmao and why is it always about AMERICAN's any way AMERICANs this AMERICANs that wtf all over cabl tv what about other countys damm retards fuck AMERICANs thay think thay are better than every buddy in the world !!!!!!!

[Nickj109]

NO FRIENDS

[samzen]

A big LIKE to this. So many good points and the impersonation of Paula... Priceless! Your right the voting is pathetic, how many years has it been going and the wrong person has won. Too many!

[uncoachable13]

Very good video - although your impression of Paula was far too coherant, maybe you should have chugged a case of whiskey first lol.

Kris Allen was the biggest fail of an idol winner ever! Proberly why Adam has gone onto far more success than Kris ever will - helps if you can spell your name properly for starters.

[kojas5]

I love the fat black lady impersonation. xD

[Streetcar1743]

Yes!! They have been known for stupid age limits! Talent stops at 28 or 29???? RUBBISH!!!! They know fair and square that talent comes at all different ages. The age range I have seen in my lifetime for the best talent ranges from around 7 at the youngest to 95 or 105 at the oldest!

[jacke902100]

1:18 rofl/

[MrBoffom]

so you think you can dance is kinda getting there also, first few seasons were good, now it seems kinda bi est

[XxKiller2311xX]

(Insert funny Fc'd Joke about this vid)

[jc987]

WTF do your parents think when hear you shouting in your room?

[macdesignguy]

This is one of your best videos. I love it and agree with you about 99%. American Idol died a long and painful death.

[SugarbabyLA]

You are my favorite right now <3 I auditioned in Nashville, and the chick producer told me and I quote "Unfortunately, the position is already been filled. We are looking for people with odd/outlandish talents and looks." They even told me I had a wonderful voice... they told many people that they were awesome, but didn't get picked. I subbed to you by the way!!!! :D

[ManofWario]

Karen Kunsingfurschit (Can't Sing for Shit)

[renegades1106]

get a life? or did you waste it already, cause from here it looks like you have alot of free time.

[iamcool346]

I like how the black girl is from detroit! haha i laugh......out loud

[ManofWario]

Xzibit, Dawg

[315LittleMonster]

YAY ADAM LAMBERT SHOULD HAVE WON :D

[FrankGisell]

Okay, I've had enough. I'm fucking subscribing.

[aliluvsparamore]

wow you are so funny

[lilcool111]

Go Shaniqua!!! represent Detriot!!!

[tuber9211]

american idols sucks like in every way, the only thing they listen to is the voice. it would be funny if james hetfield (metallica, heavy metal) would sing in american idols. then pple would crap in their pants.

[VietNinjaSkittleDude]

LMAO shaniqua roehampton xD

[smashc0m]

I only saw American Idol once, my friends forced me too, I can honestly say... BORING!!!

When I first heard of it, I didn't think it would do well at all...

This is why I'm not in the stock market...

[luisstar7]

Pimp your ride lol

[alreadytaken334]

Yo dawg I heard you like voting on your voting yo you can vote for this kid if you vote yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting on yo voting..

[strikefreedom3]

paula looks like dacia sharpe

[GuitarHeroGoddess13]

yo yo yo xzibit pimp yo ride :D

[ckool5000]

JLC... Did you really quit from Youtube entirely?! You make the best comedy videos on Youtube!

[dog91107]

adam lambert sucked flaginA so did kris allen. nd now they hav an evan worse judge, ELLEN DEGERNESE!

[012345678963258741]

youu xzibit pimp your ride :D

[RBdrummer55]

1:10 LMFAO,ROFL

[GHRB2Owner]

20 percent of celebrities now have talent. if it wasnt for 12 year old girls people like Lady Gaga or biggest loser of all JUSTIN BIEBER wouldnt be famous

[lauri1970]

@GHRB2Owner yeah Justin Bieber is he annoying or what.....And now he's doing a song with Will Smith's son. So he will be dominating the charts once again. It's not only 12 year olds. I think it's 9 - 14 year old girls. And if so we will be hearing a lot more Bieber.............:-(

[darkstarsktr90]

pimp yo ride! haha

[littlebigthomas]

@darkstarsktr90 i will admit that having xzibit as the host would be pretty interesting.

[twilightgal6]

dude ur right, kris allen sucks

[JR08620]

First of all, why do you watch American Idol? Give yourself a piece of advice, STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW!

American idol needs to be CANCELED!

[mrtocci]

@JR08620 why is that

[afterlife4563SH]

funniest Shaniqua voice ever! lol

[NitaLolita]

LOL @ the Ruben Studdard part

Hate the show~

[TheDemoniusX]

JLC You are seriously one of the most hilarious complainers in my life. The "Fat Black" reference had me rolling because well. I live near detroit and you see that shit all the time.Kudos!

[fukkinMWIdotcom]

ahte all reality tv man big brither is the worst tho do u get tht in america

[0yashamaru0Return]

this was uploaded on my birthday

@topic

haha the beginning made me rofl

[RC6207videovariety]

american idol dosnt suck u suck retard. and so you think you can dance is the one that sucks!

[RC6207videovariety]

american idol dosnt suck u suck retard

[TheSnipe8]

Soooooooommmeee weeeeeerrrreee over the rainbooooooooow!!!!!! Fail! Damn your funny

[gtafreak6152]

HA HA (Slow Then Slowly Fast Clap From 80s Movies)

[greenzoid2]

"God we just wanna hear the british guy, jesus!"

[tommyddoolin]

Lollllll, Shaniqua from Detroit, What!

That made me laugh loads.

[EarOrgasms]

ok this was funny

[Teandme1]

is he always negitive at leased hes hhhooottt

[krissy477]

hah di dude is mad ass funny!!

[snajamh]

In last ep one guy played a rock'n roll song (I am hardcore rock / metal fan) and I thought well this is interesting as no one plays rock on this stupid show, he also played a good electric guitar solo at the end and those sold out judges said that you are just like all other americans playing in bars and trying to be rockstars, I was like WTF !!! do you even know how many great rockstars used to play in the bars? this show is for sold out corporate music only

[Aresftfun]

I dont like American Idol. It's just another pop singer in the making.

[hahahaha91]

i haaaate kara!

[ErinkxDxD]

LOLZ with xzibit

[imakikoolol]

1:09 LOL

[queensupreme2]

''pimp yo ride!'' lol

[TheTrippy777]

MrUnknown9994 Are you a douche? that's what i thought. shut the fuck up

[9966485]

lol

[MrUnknown9994]

Are you a virgin?

[TESIV4LIFE]

lol epic fail

[1018ironman]

the exibit part made me jizz an earth quake

[Godzilla3709]

American Idol is sh*t

[GHAlex9]

Ay yo dawg I herd yu liek voting on taht voting yo u can vote for dis kid if u vote yo voting on yo voting yo im Xzibit PIMP YO RIDE!

[iNoviceGH]

ROFL @ 0:57 XD

[Snip3rfy]

LMFAO

[countrysuxx]

fuck american idol...that show BLOWS...i hope it gets cancelled and the judges all contract AIDS and DIE....nobody gives a flying FUCK if you want to embarass yourself on national television

[Scarecrow545]

LOL SHANIQUA

[bmgissweetnessmovies]

You should update this!

[tacoeatingturtle]

Danny already FC'd this video

[chaveznieves]

most of what you said is right, but ruben studdard could fucking sing his ass off.

[guitarist2195]

seriously..,,the "Danny already FC'ed this" joke is getting old.

[TheRandomVideoMaker]

it was old the first 6 times it was said lol..

[HenryTheWerehog]

@guitarist2195 Yeah, agreed.

[TheRandomVideoMaker]

lol "im xzhibit pip yo ride!" lulululukul

[youliveinabucket]

haha his name was gilbert malorkus

[kittywuver26]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaa this rant is SOO true lol lol lol lol

[01234543211]

lol

[BeBeAyumi]

0:15 WTF AHAHAHAA XDDDDDDDD

[key7412]

that.was.hilarious!! XD

[lynniepoo123]

i think u love that show u just mad cuz people u dont liek won last season!

[AbominableSailor]

So You Think You Can Dance sucks ass too! But, maybe not as much as American Idol. That was funny.

[losbergen]

So You Think You Can Dance is far better than American Idol.

[elliotlawton]

@AntiVaccine are you retarded?

[Jow45metal]

This guy is fuckin' awesome!!!! keep doing this, dude...

[J0hnny0hm]

You know whose interests are both ruining our entertainment and replacing it with crap?

TWELVE-YEAR OLD GIRLS! That seems to be the case with so many franchises!

Twilight, every guy from Twilight, Hannah Montana (in fact, just Disney Channel)

I rant for 7People7Days on Fridays, so my next rant (after my "Merry Christmas" rant) will be about twelve-year old girls.

[SomeoneWitSkill]

@J0hnny0hm

this is why u shouldnt watch disney channel or nick

pooped on

[lilbarbiegirlxox]

@J0hnny0hm im thirteen. i think twilight sucks and edward is clearly a flaming homosexual, and haanah montana gan go back to hicksville USA and suck her daddys dick (:

[J0hnny0hm]

@lilbarbiegirlxox You, young lady....are a smart girl. =3

[flatnose666]

5 star just for the attempt of an English accent =D

[HarvestMoonGirl567]

when you said indian, you pointed next to you like there actually was one there

[Broadwaybratt525600]

Danny Gokey should have one. Adam Lambert is dumb. I agree with you about the judges.... Kara is terrible. I love SYTYCD except for Mary Murphy, she screams too much

[krysziom1]

I'm Xzibit, Pimp your ride xD ahhahaahah

[GCITYdrummer811]

Danny FC'd American Idol

[ticntacn]

whaaat?

[PurpLeDinOz]

pimp yo ride rofl

[sploder21]

Yo you killed it dawg yo it was yo holla amazing dawg

[DomtheBombreadingfan]

HAHAHAHAHA  IM XZIBIT " PIMP YO RIDE"

[itsybeach]

lmfao.

[TheWESTCOASTGUY]

it does suck but what the fuck do you do 4 a living, you play a video game all your life, soo you cant say shit...

[SuperstarAnDaboyshow]

kunsingforschit lol

[korikatastrophy]

You Are Fucking Hilarous :DD

[thaDancinghalo369]

yo im ruben studdard ay yo i sing good ay ay yo im up here ay yo im falahahalela

LOL

[RandomAtk]

0:56 hahaha

[tjhazukiv1]

ROFL, I am actually a fan of the show, but this was freaking hilarious I must say.

[gosengo124]

LMFAO that ACCENT was absolutely horrible ;)

[buzzguy999]

lol

Karen Kunsingfurschit (Can sing for shit)

[RullyisJRM]

American Idol is my guilty pleasure, lmao. I've been watching it since I was 13 years old. I've missed about 2-3 seasons.

[krisAllenfan00]

I thought kris was pretty goood?:]]]]

just my opinion.

[rockbandplayer100]

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[jIctheking]

it sucks.

[69guitarmaster69]

WE JUST WANNA HEAR THE BRITISH GUY GODD

[094176]

all true, including the bit about the sexy chick in the bikini. Oh, and if you activate your rant power half a second earlier during the rant solo, you'll get optimal path btw. jk.

[READTHISCOMMENTDUDE]

his paula abdul impression looks a bit like kristen stewart

[vincenthieu]

best quote from video: Taylor Hicks?! YOU SUCK!

[MrXAzevedo]

City: Allahkazam

[DefenceGame]

PIMP YO RIDE

[Anime5157]

lol american idol dose suck it's fake and makes me wanna kill babies

[geebhatia]

lol well david cook was good

[honmiek]

This winner was chris ?! Ooooooooaaaahi !

[divadnessej97]

HEY YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE VOTING ON THAT VOTING YO YOU CAN VOTE FOR THIS KID IF YOU VOTE YO VOTING ON YOUR VOTING YO IM XZIBIT PIMP YO RIDE!

LOL and thats it exactly

[Drjunior93]

hahahah

[MonkeYYboii07]

Danny already FC'd this rant

[AmericanIdolJoke]

Watch my remake of Adam Lamberts new music video....the GAY VERSION

[TheAlienPenguin1]

when he said PIMP YO RIDE

best face evar

[degodly]

LMAO

yo voting yo voting voting voting voting yo voting voting voting voting yo im xzibit PIMP YO RIDE

[Jesomatic]

this is like his 2nd best rant

[XDropDeadEdX]

all of this is true

[KICKN4567]

hehehehehehehehe!!!!!LOL!!!

[djg171]

really really funny jlc ftw

[GregoryZero1234]

Xzibit

DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG

[chives81]

dude this is all true lol great vid

[porkypker27]

danny already fc'ed american idol. sorry.

[f88888888]

wat game is dis

[therealpfchangs]

hahahahahahahahahahah shaniqua rohampton from detroit, what!

[xCristopher23x]

i hope you're acting here too.......

[FelineFantsy]

*rolls over laughing* I love how you rant, 5/5

[ttyme411]

LMFAO!!!!

pause at 2:01

[hsabi1]

Taylor you suck !