Drunk Greek Mythology

[blackCygnus1]

some would call it being brave. . .

but yeah, maybe he was little slow

[Phaegian]

I like videos that rip off other youtube channels...

[kingofallthieves]

you forgot about how Perseus turned atlas into stone ---- rickwalton(DOT)com/authtale/bm­yth030.htm

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

I kinda know what a milf is, but I don't know what the "m" stands for... can somebody tell me...

[jonnavdpas]

@JonnaJacobsen1995

Mother

I'd

Like to

Fuck!

(That's what I've been told =D)

Oh btw, my name also is Jonna! 8D

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

@jonnavdpas 8D

[dru177]

Literialy Lmao

[jamestwalters]

It may not be a good view on religion but it's fricken hilarious

[PirateKing86]

@jamestwalters I think if this is how religion was viewed by more people we would live in a more tolerant society.

[TheGradumate]

Hahahahhaha

[sewicyde]

I feel like you're a bit too coherent. If you do this again, I advise you to be telling your story between your vomiting fits.

[yoshiko09]

"I mean, that's pretty much his story. He wins." This and the norse mythology video just made my day infinitely better.

[KatStrocker13]

uumm im sorry but u have a few things wrong like he had a cap of invisible and a magic wallet that could hold anything but i don't want to tell u the whole story so just go here to see the truth

teachingideas.co.uk/history/wo­rksheets/perseusstory.htm

[PirateKing86]

@KatStrocker13 uumm im sorry but I was drunk.

[beccaotaku]

MAKE MORE DRUNK GREEK MYTHS!!!!

[VictoriaKarma91]

@beccaotaku why?are you enjoying making fun of other people's culture?

[beccaotaku]

@VictoriaKarma91 No, b/c it's funny & educational @ the same time. (:

[VictoriaKarma91]

@beccaotaku It's not educational when it's lies

[beccaotaku]

@VictoriaKarma91 We know they're lies, he changed it up to make it funny. We don't hate Greeks, well @ least I don't that's for sure.

[Gandalfgrey93]

It was the head of a hydra not goregon or whatever

[crcramen]

I hope you die in a fire...

[tddarkness]

cause he's retarded

[KleioHistory]

because her mother, Cassiopeia, boasted that her daughter was more lovely than the sea nymphs, who complained to Poseidon about it. Poseidon sets the monster to ravage the coast, saying that only the sacrifice of the princess will abate the monster.

Besides that, rather funny. ^^

[KleioHistory]

Cute retelling! Rather mirrors how I've felt.... But you're slightly mistaken: Perseus visits the Graeae (Deino, Enyo and Pemphredo) who are, basically, perpetually old women that share one eye and one tooth among them. Perseus doesn't visit the Fates- they would have seen it coming, lol.

As well, there is no 'kraken' in Greek myth. The kraken is a making of Nordic myth. Most likely, the monster is Cetus, a primordial lord of the sea. Also, Andromeda (the princess) is chained to the rock (c).

[XxUlTiMaTuMxX1]

the pictures are awesome

[ThomasRowsell]

legend

[PvtXavier]

You have singlehandedly made me want to read greek mythology

[animal0505]

This video is a million times better than clash of the titans. :3

[medicinesocks]

that was beautiful storytelling. we enjoyed it so much, thank you! favorited*****

[wetbax69]

dude that was beast! and educating

[boobs1204]

3:45 u said herpes hahaha! instead of hermes

[elrapido5150]

Your Perseus voice is the best.

[blackrose2592]

I enjoy you

[SamusDrake]

And what gets me about Perseus is that in response to Medusa being punished for being raped by a God - he says its a well deserved punishment!

And so yes, I agree he is definitely retarded!

[SkaterDrummer678]

I love greek mythology and this is hilarious. I'd love to go on a tour with you through ancient cities PirateKing

[stycks32]

Lets get some more Mythology on your channel man. Next time you get drunk put a camera up and see what happens, maybe it will be Youtube-worthy!

[KittyCattyLickyLacky]

These are too funny. Much easier to understand lol. Nice drawings too! ha :)

[cumpileart]

These are awesome. sexy.

[masterawesomee]

nice video on 9/11

[fbcards4all]

it wasn't a beam of light...it was a stream of molten gold

[Rieseyful]

pirateking86, please make more! these are fucking hilarious! you are awesome.

[Hopps1991]

I'm pretty sure there needs to be more of these.

Just saying.

[ProfesserMoriarty]

I guess this is one way of remembering 9/11.

[DimitriGoryenko]

lol too funny

[davidisaurus]

So wait, you're just trying to mimic the Drunk History series, but with animations?

Just making sure I'm getting this right.

[embercafe]

Really well done Grant! Do more of these!

[rical800]

All those who hate GREEK MYTHOLOGY FUCK YOU we were before ALL of you and our history is not comparable with yours peace.

[CrazyDuck1996]

πες τα ρε!!!!!!!

[1337cookie]

That was cool, tell more stories :D.

[PirateKing86]

I don't hate Greek mythology.

[TheGreekMyth]

:@ snort snort

Koki*** aka ZeusTelemaxos you horny MF who loves underage girls...

snort snort

you retard

[SaintKairu]

@EUGENE884 The USA has mythology... It's called the bible. And other than what I just replied to, I understood none of that sentence...

[shihtzusrool]

@EUGENE884 North America wasn't "discovered" there have been people here forever,but then Europeans came over and killed nearly all of them like douches.

[snoopygirl22]

ps....skittish fox....are you....retarded?

[snoopygirl22]

ahhh... i still love this :-D

[boywonder10brazil]

you are absolutely amazing, i hate greek mythology or any of that shit, but you make it unbelieveably amazing to watch/listen to, keep it up, this is amazing

[Alkarin11]

omfg these are great. you need to make more of these about other norse and greek tales. this is fucking amazing

[Skittishfox]

Brilliant! The drawings alone have me cracking up an absurd amount.

[heythereniki]

I'm pretty sure we need to get drunk together and be best friends. Just sayin'.

[lemonofdoom22]

I would pay for you to make more of these videos. Keep up the good work.

[schoolsucks1111]

omfg, literally; i laughed for 10 minutes!!! hahahahahahahaha more more more

[RatherWeird]

Fucking his shit up... BAD!

[distorteddogma]

You could do a nice little series of these. Lord knows that there is enough mythology out there. Greek, Roman, Norse... no end.

The stills are nice and work well, but check out ToonBoom. Great Job. 5*

Be Well.

[PirateKing86]

Is toonboom anything like Flash, because I already use that program.

[goreaaron]

Haha this video is amazing! 3:05 is my favorite part

[joshtruction]

Awesome. Really awesome.

[RageTreb]

That was hilarious, but are there variants to the story? I recently watched a special on this on the History channel and some of the details were different. Perseus' grandpa was one of the guys at the party that was turned to stone, for instance.

[PirateKing86]

I got my story of it from Edith Hammilton's Mythology, but I'm sure there's tones of small variation in all these myths.

[diediedie999]

yeah, i don't think perseus was retarded and he didn't bring a gift because he was poor.

[PirateKing86]

Oh, he was retarded. Very, very retarded.

[CrudityDevArt]

nice to see you again :D

[toobian2]

enjoy your low paying job stupid poser

[SkaterDrummer678]

dude, im enthralled. that was amazing! Contact me, maybe we can do a collaboration.

[matsuzawaa]

hilarious, do more

[i64fanatic]

please do more these are so funny!

[sirwooley]

I approve of this.

[ninhoic]

this is awesome. best thing i've seen in a long time.

[masterfox3000]

Cool story bro.

[Katapugon]

Thanks for reiterating and simplifying the plot of Clash of the Titans.

That movie was too hard to follow, bra.

[xsleemanxrrx]

Brofist.

[ultratone1985]

I approve of this!

[LovelyYTRocks]

>Retard strength

Good shit.

Easier to understand than textbook language.

This is even better than layman terms.

[tehpistolpete]

I like the part where Perseus is retarded

[zacknoble]

this encourages me to get drunk and record myself educating people.

[InColdBloodXx]

Stop spamming your shit on 4chan.

Rated 1.

[robwatson80]

but you aren't drunk...

[TheAnimalBoot]

you never seize to amaze me. this is a cyber comfort shake that im giving you.

[zacknoble]

*cease

[AgainsaidBen]

One of my favorite legends has just been violated. Why does it feel so good?

[BellsWolf]

Gonna sub!

[KevinJonasIsWayCool]

I love you guys

[SupernovakGirl]

That was hilarious.

[prosandconns]

fucking his shit up baddd

lmfao

I love the pictures, too :)

[DJTwelve4]

i have no Greek Mythology knowledge, but you could have finished any sentence with "because hes retarded" and i wouldn't have doubted it for a second. great video

[TFichVe]

In some versions of the myth, Perseus's Grandfather was at the wedding, and got turned to stone when Perseus decides to murder everyone there for some reason. I like your telling better, as usual.

[DraekaKitty]

lovelovelovelovelove =]

Pretty sure I'm going to start laughing about this at work and get odd stares...

<3

[chinery91]

that kraken was badass looking

[TeenageRandomnes]

This is fucken hilarious, haha MORE!!

[Link10893]

HAAA

I've been waiting for another one of these for a while.

You rule, high five!

Wuhh-chh!

[Daxivarga]

i thought 1:34 to 1:43 was well done. As the rest of the videos. I miss guy from Aaron Burr though.