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  • when all some can say in their comments is "most priests fuck kiddies" or "if you are catholic stay away from children" well God (if she exists) help us all. I am glad we agree that kids need to be protected. but seriously, you guys must live a really narrow minded existence if you believe what you say.. you need to get out more. maybe go hunt down some dodgy catholic priest loving sex monsters.

  • @pgmothon I love how you call our Heavenly Father a 'she'.

  • LOL

  • Are you a Catholic? Keep away from the kiddies please!!!

  • mint song fucking awesome

  • Best use of the words fucker and mother

  • I love how all the ones who are criticising Tim have so obviously not listened to the lyrics properly and have totally jumped the gun. Morons.

  • The number of times he says FUCK in this video = 98

  • @Zog455 you counted it ?

  • @SpeedDeamon95 clearly.. :/ 

  • @teknoasfook i was just wondering

  • fuck the police

  • lyrics please?

  • @chodeanator oh i found them nvm

  • LOL

  • Replace "Pope" with "Coach," and you've got an eulogy for Joe Paterno.

  • Brillant!

    

  • im catholic you all can believe what you want to believe in but most priests fuck children.

  • @ncmlb24 "most" isn't fucking good enough

  • He must do this LIVE! XD

  • @pgmothon if you dont like this video then dont watch it. I love it - Tim minchin is awesome

  • @pgmothon do you not understand - its the principle - im atheist so to me the pope is nothing but fucker in a motherfucking hat... but seriously.... he defended the priests doing this so he is just as bad, the law should see him in the same way the law sees everyone else. Just cause he wears a hat shouldn't mean he can bend the law to his will.. that is wrong....

  • Brilliant!

  • Only one who should be worshiped is our holy father in heaven the creator.

  • @SuperBebegun How can one worship what does not exist?

  • @SuperBebegun The flying spaghetti monster? Allah? Yahweh? Jebus? Which of the bfore mentioned myths are you referring to?

  • This man the pope is not a man to worship he never spoke the truth as it is he wanted people to worship Mary which is wrong he knew hell and heaven existed but never spoke of it. Now he is in Hell. Dears Catholics watch the video 23 hours dead she explains it better

  • @SuperBebegun care to take another shot at that retard

  • Fuckingly brilliant!!

  • Tim Minchin is a goose!!!! if he's trying to get a message across to the deviates who need to hear it, then he's missed his chance. I don't think he's trying to be funny, cause he's not. the pope isn't the pedo, wankers, oi oi oi, society sux when we encourage geese like Tim Minchin .

  • @pgmothon If you had listened to the lyrics properly then you would have realised that he's not saying the pope is a paedophile. But the fact that he covered up the sexual abuse of children and protected the priests who did it so the church wouldn't lose face makes him just as bad as them, and that's what he's trying to get across.

  • @pgmothon perhaps the society sucks when we don't encourage people like him.

  • @Quyanxi oh for fuck's sake..... Tim Minchin is arrogant and rude and disrespectful and,,,, the song is just not funny, throw a few too many 'fucks' and OMG he's hilarious??? give me a break. he has totally got his facts wrong on the catholic/pope/priest thing...... just remember, that pedo living in your street is not a priest, he's somebody's uncle, or dad.... Tim Minchin forgets that 99% of priests are not kiddy fuckers.... so, why encourage Tim when he's got it so totally wrong

  • @pgmothon As a former catholic I think I'll chime in. The percentage of child molesters within the catholic priesthood is higher than the percentage of child molesters in the average population. In addition to that, the uncle, dad, pedo next door, will not escape punishment. A catholic priest kiddie fucker will get a transfer to another diocese and isn't allowed to work with kids anymore. Boo-fucking-whoo. Child porn watching catholic bishops even remain bishops. Ordained is ordained.

  • @pgmothon 99% of priests aren't murderers but if one killed someone they should be imprisoned for it.

  • @pgmothon Ahhh but that you posted this shows that you are MISSING THE FUCKING POINT - The church covers that shit up... and is OK with it, whilst criticizing the other bullshit pro-life, pro-family asshole agenda they endure... really?And BTW - Tim is fucking hilarious...

  • @Socracea dont know what church you're talking about, the catholic church doesn't cover anything up, hasn't for some time. sure they used to, but these days, any report orf abuse is sent straight to the police......

  • @pgmothon If you believe that... Then you are just as blind and arrogant as... Well, anyone else who believes in the church. Congratulations!!!! You believe in something just because someone told you it's true and they only say it because of one book. The book that says it's true. No evidence to support it. Just faith. Good luck with that sir. Maybe you should pick up a lucky horse shoe on your way to worship your "God" who obviously doesn't give two shits about you because he made you an idiot

  • @LoremExcogitatoris I've always said, if god exists and wants us to believe in him, why did he make atheists? Derp.

  • @pgmothon The fact that you still believe that is an insult to all the children those sick bastards abused.

  • @pgmothon straight from the priests mouth

  • @pgmothon i would hope a shit load more than 99% of priests aren't pedos. 2005 estimates would put that at 4064 pedo fucking theists ready to touch some kids

  • @pgmothon oh that's good than, at least only one percent of priests fuck children. That's fine guys.

  • @pgmothon what does calling someone a goose mean exactly? if its someone who can see past the lies of the church and think for themselves ill be a goose any fucking day.

  • The 11th Commandment = Fuck The Motherfucker.

    ;)

  • Pope Benedict = Epic Bent Pedo.

  • Tim is so spot on with this song.

  • Almost to a million views!

  • @StrounerPears The song's offered for free through his website.

  • lets see if we can get 666 dislikes

  • 612 people think child rape is OK.. Good job Catholics!

  • @tp19361 well at least that number hasnt raised since you posted that but I dont think they get it, they probly heard the words fuck the motherfucker saw it had something to do with the pope clicked dislike and left. sad how easy it is to turn their brains off aint it?

  • @tp19361 lol well it aint one of the 10 commandments!

  • this song is fuckin funny as hell. i could care less about the point just fuckin funny XD

  • I just can't stop listening to this song. The meaning behind it is bloody perfect.

  • I simply do not understand how Catholics can't seem to realise that the Pope IS NOT the Church. To put one man in charge of a worldwide religion is folly, especially when that man turns out to have been a slimy, sanctimonious, evil prick who deliberately covered up the abuse of possibly millions of children. The buck stops with him and he does not deserve to be the head of the Church. The Pope is the only elected individual in the world who is infallible and has literally limitless power. Scary.

  • @CompanionToThePale Something about idolatry?

  • @CompanionToThePale well said and to the point. simple logic just like USA for being idiotic enough to put one man in charge of distributing over 700billions dollars. there are saints on earth and ALL of them are poor and next to unknown by the world at large.

  • @CompanionToThePale If this were r/atheism, I would upvote the crap out of that comment.

  • I followed a link here expecting a(nother) scathing, sarcastic, witty, and far too clever skewering of the pope. All done in the best of taste so as not to offend anyone.

    I was pleasantly surprised to find something that goes straight to the fucking point. The impact of the starting lines of the song was epic.

  • The world needs artists like Tim Minchin. Christopher Hitchens reborn as a rock star! I love it!

  • anyway, he's australian so it's not really swearing to them.

  • @ezmereldagreen fuck oath cunt

  • lmaooooooooooooooooooo! Right on Tim!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!! loved this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Each day that passes, I love Tim Minchin's mind MORE!

  • 609 dislike = a lot of atheists

  • @HIGHMARSHELHELBRECHT Tim Minchin is an atheist

  • @HIGHMARSHELHELBRECHT Are you retarded?

  • this is the best fucking Christmas carol I've ever heard!

  • Quite catchy isn't it

    

  • I think this is what King Henry VIII sang when he formed the Church of England

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  • I especially like the line that says: "F*ck the motherf*cker."

  • So who we fucking...?

  • pope is a fucker.

  • Every time I listen to this song I have to hear it at least 3 times in a row!!!

  • lawl

  • Tim Minchin for Prime Minister.

  • I was sexually molested at the age of 9... Take it from me--the language in this song is COMPLETELY appropriate. Fuck that motherfucker! =D

  • @Blake112358 I'm so sorry. D:

  • @thanoob12345 Don't be. Not your fault, no reason to be sorry. =)

  • @Blake112358 Yeah, because people who are actually molested are totally cool with telling everyone on the internet.

  • @MrObviouslyJesus Yes I'm that cool with it. So it happened, but fucking whoop. You wanna call me a liar go ahead. Just know my opinion- "Fuck you motherfucker!"

  • @MrObviouslyJesus WELL HELLO INTERNET FAMOUS GUY.

  • bigots

    

  • I want to dedicate this to my Cousin Jerrold Shelley Attorney at Law .... RIP

  • holy shit I wake up my mom with my laughs LOL

  • @ruben952556 Same XD

  • love it

  • Gotta love freedom of speech <3

  • @Noldai21 ya the governments trying to rectify that

  • You've heard of people being prosecuted/convicted of "aiding and abetting" a crime or being an "accomplice after the fact"? What that means is that person either helped someone else HIDE a past crime from authorities, or they helped that person commit a crime. The POPE and the Catholic Church hierarchy DID BOTH! By protecting sexually predatory priests they became accomplices AND allowed them to continue abusing children, thus aiding and abetting. So Fuck the MotherFuckers! Get it?

  • @greenmanTN dont forget they moved them around so they could ruin more peoples lives

  • Reminds me of Weebl and Bob stuff :D

  • People are making comments about the language Tim is using in the song. This is exactly what he is singing about. If you find it offensive then you are just as morally misguided as the Pope.

  • @SharpsConnor no, if you are offended that means you are a motherfucker

  • @SharpsConnor or the motherfucking kiddyfucker rapist

  • *Sigh* The comments are so ironic. >=/

  • It's catchy.  You could dance to it.

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  • @OliByGolly1 Did I say that all priests rape kids? No I did not. The song also doesn't generalise about priests, it is only on about incidents involving some priests and how the Pope covered it up. And all he's saying in that line is that what others believe in doesn't bother him, he's not insulting other people's beliefs at all.

  • @OliByGolly1 One single incident by one single priest should have been enough for the world to wake up to the inherent corruption of that institution. It's disgusting that no country has demanded the church be held accountable for knowing and hiding the destruction of so many lives. The whole thing proves that without accountability people are as stupid and cruel as any other primate.

  • @OliByGolly1 He's not just talking about the priests that molest children but the rest of the Vatican including the pope himself who cover for and protect the child molesters. And as for Jesus and his motherfucking mother, Tim's an atheist. And he doesn't give a fuck.

  • @OliByGolly1 Why should he have to show respect for Jesus or Mary? He doesn't share a belief in them and this is, after all, HIS song that YOU looked up and then listened to. And, as the language suggests, it's a song about moral outrage. He shouldn't have to hold back because you might find it offensive - all you need to do is not listen to him. You might have had a point if he'd used that line in another context, but in this one it is entirely appropriate.

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  • @OliByGolly1 Well it's a good thing you're admitting it. That's the first step.

  • @OliByGolly1 are you intentionally mishearing this or just fucking thick?

    re:your hypothetical situation: yes, as that is RACISM. surely you know the significance of both the N word and racists in white hoods, right? none of these factors are present in this video so that's irrelevant as shit. calling someone a motherfucker for COVERING FOR RAPISTS is not racist, nor any type of other discrimination. he doesn't say catholic=kiddy fucker, you absolute moron. try listening to the lyrics properly.

  • @OliByGolly1 Your comparison makes no sense. Insulting a group of people for no other reason than their skin colour is obviously hateful. Insulting ONE INDIVIDUAL because of THEIR ACTIONS is justified indignation. But I would agree that you are misguided if you really believe Raztinger is sacred. Imagine he didn't have that daft pointy hat and the title that inexplicably affords him your undeserved respect. Would a private individual get away with protecting peadophiles? No.

  • @OliByGolly1 And here's the point Tim is making in his regard. It is not (as you appear to think), that all catholics are paedophiles, and to take this view shows that you have not listened properly. The point is; Ratzinger protected peadophiles from receiving justice - fact. This gives everyone the right to call him whatever nasty name they like - fact. If you are more offended by bad language than by Ratzinger's crimes, then you are just as immoral as him. Fact.

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  • 606 priests have watched this video

  • I like how the black priest has a bigger dick than any of the other priests.

  • While I like Tim's work, this is tooooooo much like the South Park Uncle Fucker song. C'mon Tim you can do better mate.

  • @DoomedTVN The only similarity is that they both say "fuck" and "fucker" a lot :P

  • @zpy121596 and involve paedophilia subject matter and sound very similar........

  • Okay we need to get something straight as I have been reading over some of the comments

    Catholic people do not equal that they are all rapists, neither does being an Atheist

    This song relates to a specific incidents with in the catholic church and anyway you look at it pedophilia or rape is wrong.

  • @ModernMisconceptions We need to get one thing straight, grass is green.

  • @ModernMisconceptions molesting children is wrong. a paedophile can't help being a paedophile so it can't be inherently wrong. The sane ones usually just control themselves.

  • @ilpalazzo3 True.

  • Story of one of the 1000s of pedophile priest trials in the US, search it on YT:

    "Deliver Us From Evil - The Oliver O'Grady Story *Full Documentary*"

    

  • cathlics wake up he is a nazi muslim hate worshippering rapist,,,get him off thje throne of christianty wat a shame christianty has become so inflirated by evil its to late to save the human race alluh is here and those of us that are wake really need to get togther and be ready for the christen cullings and pagan cullings this is wat will happen when they have the majority of which they already have the end times are coming dont have chrilden if you want to save them from hell on earth,,wake up

  • @markjoachen If you think the pagans are going down with you that's some delusion you've got. We survived 1800 years under one set of monotheists, if you think another is going to harm as badly then you have another thing coming.

  • @pireninja actully it does not matter wat i think we have all got to stop hating each other the day we drop our weapons and not shoot the elite cant control us though treglion anymore or any other way we all need to wake up and be peaceful to each other

  • @markjoachen lol You religious people.

  • @seshoki hehe,,,, i study history right to the beginning of time aliens did either make us clever or brought us here for wat ever purpose they have chosen for us we are just apart of this harvested world they not been back for ages which leads me to belive that arkenhamp did destroy them like in the african folklores storys and his hate faiths swallowed the truth up though its chaos one god faiths you are right to hate modern day relgions they are all false

  • @markjoachen What? o.O

  • BTW, I hate the Catholic Church. Destroyes all Europe by corruption.

    Love them because they kept out Islam (most media consider to be a racost comment; your white all critisim is futile when it comes to black blablabla).

  • This song applies pretty easily to Joe Paterno.

  • According to the news approx. 38.000 cases of child-abuse involving the Catholic Church is being looked into. These cases are spread over approx. 45 years.

    Given there's 16 million dutch citizens, and 1/5 of them have been abused (Brulluhman's numbers), we can assume 1.200.000 have been abused in a lifetime.

    A common dutch lifespan is around 75-80 years, so the rapes occurring within 45 years would be approx. 600.000.

    That's approx. 15% caused by the Catholic Church doing that timespan!

  • @zerobooster I still believe the Catholic church should be ashamed, because of what your telling the 15% (with all the naivity) and Atheists seem to going to change all that? I don't think so. I believe that towards love people should/might have their boundries. When pedophile behaviour isn't possible within the Catholic church, pedophiles use other ways. What is Holland going to do about it? While every Afghan leader has a boy toy. We're there to protect them? Holland pedophile country number

  • @Brulluhman Ok, dude, you need some English lessons.

  • @Brulluhman Italy agent province letter girly 20% (with all the yadayada) when car turns not possible you should might leaders behavior !

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  • @zerobooster I know there are more factors you should take to measure certain things. For instance there are more groups than Catholics and Atheists, next to this there's a 'time' factor. I stated Atheists are worse because there are less and there is more abuse outside. I'm not Catholic, I don't believe in that institute and your right about that when that Greenpeace and example. Generalising is what happens on a site here in Holland. You see that Atheists give themselves a big applause.

  • @Brulluhman Ah.. there are 1.7 billion Catholics and there are 0,3 to 0,5 Atheists. That Atheists have a big mouth doesn't mean they shoulnd't measure things. Atheists say: "we're all good" Give Atheists a big applause. But .. lets see when Atheists give themselves a big applause. Hmm... OVER 5000% of abuse??!!

  • @Brulluhman Is that even English?

  • @jjgdenisrobert no, it's a new language, take random words out of the dictionary, and paste them together, fascinating ! spain city pasta tree !

  • Still not not right.. something like 1.180.000 / 20.000 x 100% = 5.900% Atheism causes more sexual abuse than Catholics. But hey.. Atheism is nothing, so you can't blame Atheism.

  • @Brulluhman, if it were only that simple... the point is that an institution like the church, that claims to be there for the people and where people turn to when they need it, has been abusing children (!) on an extremely large scale. They knew this and covered this up. One could look at this at the worlds largest and oldest pedophile network.

    FYI, your math is very, very rudimentary... math has nothing to do with this anyway.

  • @savethewaal Thanks, not only claims, but also were for centuries. What people should be aware off, is that pedophilia is not something that only (!) occurs in the Catholic church. What I see is that Atheists use that to applause themselves in the 'we and them' debate and forget to look around them. They should be aware that there's nothing to applause for. When pedophiles can't abuse the church for their perverted behaviour, because of the transparancy, they'll go try to find ways outside.

  • @Brulluhman Why do you seem to think we all think pedos are only in the catholic church, The point of the song is that (as it says) the church is designed to be moral and tells people what to do, yet covers for pedos. It's not justifying the pedophilia of many athiests, it's condemning the cover up attempts of the catholic church about their incidents of pedophilia.

  • @Brulluhman what the fuck are you talking about? no one thinks all catholics are pedophiles. this is about the catholic church, as an institution, led by the pope **covering up** pedophilia. no, that doesn't exist in athiesm. pedophilia exists in people of all creeds, obviously, but the catholic church has covered up some of it's own priests' child molesting, and that is fucked up. again, the song is about the cover up. listen to the lyrics and stop making up bullshit.

  • @savethewaal It's almost that Atheists are so busy blaming the Catholic church for pedophilia that they wouldn't even see a child getting raped, if it would happen next to them. Because the whole idea they create that pedophilia only (!) occurs and only can occur in the Catholic church by priests.

  • @Brulluhman im sorry i just realised you have misunderstood the whole song,this is not about accusing all Catholics of being pedos its the fact that it was tried to be covered up and if you really think in todays society that as a parent we go up to people and ask if there an atheist or a catholic to determine where our children will be safe then you are naive we mistrust everyone in equal mesure

  • @Brulluhman im sorry but if we put this into a simple way of looking at it i have a bottle of water and a glass of water, according to you i have to take the glass of water no matter how thirsty i am because the bottle has more in it so it is worse for me?

  • Sorry bad calculation, should be (1.180.000 x 4) Atheism versus 20.000 Catholics.

  • So we have factor 4 when it comes to sexual abuses Atheism considering the amount of Atheists versus Christians. We've got 20.000 cases and 1.180.000 cases. How do Atheists live with themselves? Means, lets say 1.180.000 / 4 = 295.000 abuses by Atheism and max of 20.000 by Catholics.

  • Lets see 500 million Atheists. 2,3 billion Christians. We've got 1,7 billion Muslims (they legitimize pedophile behaviour by calling it marriage). Than there is the time factor. Lets say Atheism causes more damage to people than religion could ever dream of. Cosest thing to it, is North Korea. Our norms and values are based on Christianity. It's in our language, phrases, sayings, idioms and expressions. While GS assumes that we live in a North Korean culture. That's not true.

  • Most Catholic priests that see the Catholic Church as a playground for pedophilia, are homosexual. When it comes to love, people might/should have their boundries. But hey, we can't talk about 1.180.000 abuses by Atheism, because Atheïsm is nothing.

  • Mean 1.180.000 

  • 1 on the 5 Dutch seem to be sexual abused. That's 16 million/5 = 1,2 million Dutch citizens. 10.000 to 20.000 seems to be abused by the Catholic Church. That leaves 1 million by Atheists.

  • @Brulluhman that's absolutely insane !

  • cute

  • Wow i never noticed how much of an absolute attention whore Tim Minchin is to make a song consisting of nothing more than swearing and attacks on a well known religious figure, this is nothing more than hate with a tune added too it.

  • @PWNIFY hahahaha shut the fuck up you sensitive little bitch, the point is so clear in this song, he sings it like 25 times

  • @PWNIFY: Lyrics, since you didn't apparently read them:

    "Ill be a religious apologist on other fucking days,

    But the fact remains if you protect a SINGLE kiddy fucker

    Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, youre a fucking mother fucker."

    If it's wrong to hate and swear incessantly about people who protect child molesters, then for f***'s sake, I don't want to be right!

  • @bodybluboi - I smell a poe...

  • @nikolai082700 edgar allen poe i hope!

  • I can't believe I'm just seeing / hearing this... Brilliant!!! Hilarious!!! I agree 100% with the satirical message. F*** the Mother F***ing pope! And while we're at it, F*** Xianity too.

  • FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER XD

  • how is this flaged

  • @bodybluboi

    pathetic reaction

  • Haha, the black Bishop has a bigger dick.

  • Haha! 'Paucity'. He's got such a way with words!

  • I'm not quite sure if he's pissed off.

  • Just to be an asshole to troll morals.

    What's the difference between an atheist and a theist doing good in the world?

    An atheist doesn't need an incentive of eternal life.

    (That and we don't need a book for morals, we use common sense)

    That's one for you 600, keep on prayin' to your God for the tiny things in life, meanwhile the 3rd world keep dying for the important things in life, hellofaguythatgod!

  • @AKix32296 If you think calling the Pope a Mother Fucker is in some sense the shrill opinion of those at the opposite extreme to the papacy and their cover up of child rape, you are the ignoramus. If you can seriously watch a video that admonishes the systemic protection of pedophiles and be offended by the language, you are a dip shit. Not all opinions are equally valid.

  • @fraserdldavidson Wow, you can swear and use big words! You are so educated! Good job!

  • @AKix32296 Which one was the good pope? Provide examples to support your claim.

  • @Fredonia2k It's a trick question, there are no good popes.

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  • @AKix32296 You literally just copied and pasted that word for word from the second paragraph of his wikipedia page.

    You also forgot to mention that he was the head of the church during the time when thousands of children were being raped.

    He also opposed condems when it would have saved millions of people who died from AIDS in Africa. Also, the song refers the THE Pope, meaning the current one, not the former one who is no longer a Pope since he is dead.