Never Mind the Buzzcocks S19E01 (Part 2)

[albinobetakno]

"i clean your house long time" hahaha oh bill

[mrbentom09]

can't....breathe....too many.....jokes XD

[MicukoFelton]

Simon is so amusing, love him. <33

[Grooverfc]

"I'd... i'd say more of a cunt"

The way he delivers it, class!

[CitizenKatie]

snow

[Daazbee]

05:04 05:05

[Daazbee]

05:06 05:07 05:08 pick the winner

[angeltru95]

"Its quite a page turner, I turned them all at once" OKAY that ones getting written down, Simon's a legend!

[walonsubi]

Alesha Dixon is really horrible, that laugh just goes straight through you.

[zoundozer]

TWO POO HERO

[BrendanStuart]

man, simon's on fire!

[00Manga0Lover00]

"there is no flicky flicky flicky!"

[Mrjetlee24]

Did anyone else see bill show her the card while they were doing intros?

[Nogli]

So men can't say 'cunt'. Shouldn't that mean that women can't use euphemisms for the male genitalia?

[Taporeee]

Antheas scary outburst; Her husband must live in fear - she's like Monica from Friends; But on steroids...face at 5:06-7

[Taporeee]

2:26 - Too far... lol

[WalterLiddy]

lol - Alesha thought "The Pope's Got A Lovely Nose" was correct! 8:46

[Smsarahify]

"Can you give me a clue?" "err, its a song" lol

[NinjaStarfish94]

'Flicky flicky flicky'

[Crazybeatlesmaniak]

"Love's got big boobs" LOLED my ass off

[jjammmees]

9:20... Anthea Turner... Simones first guest to crack on his very first day? :O

[stevebloodymckenna]

"Patrick Kielty... what a cock!" i laughed so hard!

[Taporeee]

@stevebloodymckenna

LOL and later, Amstell calls him a "cnt"

[BillieJolene1]

damn it bring simon to the USA!!! we love him over here. he's so cute with his sexy lips and wit. he'd be huge in America. Really. I'm serious. Give him a game show or something, he'd be bigger over here than Simon Cowell. MUCH BIGGER!!! (and i happen to love Simon Cowell as well.)

[soojb7799]

"You've got a penis." Simon's humor is so natural it's almost unnerving! : )

[hjenkinz]

two poos hero five years on

[appleblossom04]

8:46

Alesha actually thought ''the pope's got a lovely nose'' was right :')

[leshark]

lol anthia is a good sport...

[rstblackorchid]

"ladyboy" isn't funny.

Fuck you.

[onehotminutex]

it's quite a page turner, i turned all of them at once lmfao

[SilentButDeadlyyy]

Danny is now my favourite on thursdays

[honorkendall]

1 person hasn't got an umbrella

[nasalscarecrow]

This was a great series.

[gomegirl3]

"Well, I haven't got an umbrella..."

"Lets all list things we haven't got! Personal hygiene!!"

"A grip on reality!"

Dammit, there are just too many legends on this show! =D

[davidpidge]

Funny how Anthea didnt storm off when Simon slated her then read her bio. Preston is such a little prick.

[nixiemoon]

I want to marry simon <3

[SoftRazor12]

Simon - sharp as a tack - brilliant man

[QuikVidGuy]

UUUUAAAAAAAIII KNOW IT!

[OhMySaintedTrousers]

I really want to call Anthea something, but I don't have an umbrella.

[ShanksDChopper]

Anthea's losing her grip if she thinks men can't say cunt 'cos we don't have a vagina.

[GoodManChuck]

Todays Thurdsay! HAPPY DANNY DAY! :D

[Lindelamare]

Who disliked this? You couldn't get a better first show!

[girlgirlgirlgircrazy]

its quite a page turner

i turn them all at once

CLASSIC big love for the amstell

[flyawayhome3]

'It's a real page-turner, I turned all of them at once' - brilliant.

[supermandave78]

what a show!!!!

[PeacockDreams19]

It was so funny when Anthea panicked and went "OH I KNOW IT!!!!!"

Thank you for uploading all these, you are a leg-end

[bloodsis1628]

it's such a page turner,

I turned it all at once.

LOL!!! Fecking Simon. <3

[SeventhEve]

The Pope's Got a Lovely Nose. I was in tears.

[DeathByFeathers]

I know! It was really hard to get!

Aww you gotta love Simon :D

[saintconnnor]

alesha dixon is so hot

[JoJea007]

0:51 - Somebody writ that down for you?

Ahem.

Somebody WROTE that down for you. -_-"

[Lindelamare]

@JoJea007 I think she did say "wrote", it just came out scewed.

[JoJea007]

@Lindelamare Yeah listening to it it could be either. lol.

[StacyJoCo]

I always think it's the stupidest thing to say a guy can't say that because girls say things like dick all the time. It's essentially the same they, they've been derived from those body parts for the same reason.

[xMANUTD93x]

oh my anthea is such a milff ... and alesha is pengggg

[lADyLEahG]

ITS A FRIDAY ITS A DOUGIE DAY!

[ginnyginnypants]

THE POPE'S GOT A LOVELY NOSE......

[tonybeir]

Anthea is a hot hot hot hot milf....

[Katastrophiies]

Thursday's a Danny day.

[JKurber]

The two-finger thing, is that just another way to flip someone off? Because Noel did it in Season 24 Episode 3, so I am just wondering.

[lakyka]

@JKurber yup the bird is actually derived from it, I remember it has something to do with englismen at one point in their history being captured after some kind of battle and had those two fingers cut off so they wouldnt be able to use arrows and afterwords those who werent mutilated use to show these two fingers to their enemies pretty much meaning: f**k off

[happyjellyfish]

@lakyka They apparently proved that wrong in a QI episode. Just a legend. :)

[ToddQuinlan]

@happyjellyfish The cuckold's symbol maybe, correct?

[Fahrvergnugen]

@JKurber  Pretty much. Jamelia shot Simon a couple of Vs on one episode, too. 'Cause he was being kind of a dick to her (in the funniest possible way).

[pyrohoboy]

@JKurber If you show the two fingers with the palm facing forward it means like peace or V for victory, the other way round means 'eff off'.

[humanB100]

what does he mean with the whole umbrella thing?

I dont get it

[Songremixer123]

@humanB100 REALLY?

[Katastrophiies]

@humanB100 He said that Patrick Kielty is a cunt, she said "You can't say that because you don't have one" and he said that he didn't have an umbrella- by that he meant that he doesn't have an umbrella but he can still say the word umbrella.

[iFanaticz]

@humanB100 He means if you can't say cu*t because you don't have one then you "shouldn't be allowed say anything else that you don't have." Like an umbrella..

[huntersgarden]

simon is so good at this for his first show! he looks so comfortable already :P

[SethWreckLollis]

The Pope's Got a Lovely Nose <3 I was nearly crying at that point.

Haha, Anthea getting up about the book was hilarious in hindsight.. Foreshadowing in Si's very first episode!

[sierrasaurous]

'thursdays a danny day'

[martinwilliamrandall]

Alesha Dixon & Anthea Turner "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[Gellis2009]

@martinwilliamrandall are you gay or something? what you on about?

[martinwilliamrandall]

@Gellis2009 No I am not GAY. But I have njothing against homosexuals, do you? Then your on the wrong site dude. You see Simon Amstell is GAY & he rules. Simon Amstell is a comedic genius. Both Alesha & Anthea are attractive enough & very fuckable. Its only when they open there mouths you get how annoying, ignorant, thick & pig headed they are. Didnt you know Simon Amstell was GAY, you must be devastated. Homophobe.

[baboon2525]

@martinwilliamrandall he's gay? really? who'd have possibly guessed???

in genuinely bad news, i once saw Anthea Turner and in person she was actualyl quite attractive. I hacked my penis off after that out of shame.

[martinwilliamrandall]

@baboon2525 Im not saying she is not fuckable. I mean ive had a few Thomas the Tanks over her. But she is very annoying when she opens her unholy cocksucker. Keep it shur until its needed for a sperm bank.

Id love to be gay for a ready wit like that.

[nicepandas]

I just love the way they so often get a bimbo with such a weakest/absent career and put them in the same seat each time. do they know anything about the show at all before they go on? but for anthea I did feel the tinyest blip of of sympathy for andrea but then I remembered that shell soon get over it once she remembers shes got a great game of snakes and ladders and an early night ahead of her.

[lollypop36]

"Hey!.. You've got a penis." 

[austinhara]

the alicia ones laugh is priceless :P

[HeatherRawriee]

"Let's all say things we haven't got. Personal hygiene!"

"A grip on reality!"

"A career!"

[nickboybond]

look at the arm on the blond chick right from bill, feckin massive! :|

[Fuzileer]

Simon is fantastic. BRING. HIM. BACK.

[ghostofkenny]

Okay I had never heard of the host before, but man he is fucking hilarious.

[tashman8]

i turn all of them at once lol

[beccaweccakins]

no flicky flicky!

i want bill bailey to adopt me <3

[EDDYB31]

Anthea is a fecking MILF.

[gwidler]

u cant say that word.

y not?

coz u dont have 1.

i dont have an umbrella...,

genius

[Ade067]

I clean your house long time, brilliant!

[gawwy123]

Bill is pimping in this episode :p Alesha on one side and Anthea on the other

[JTAYLER100]

best episode i clean ur house long time lol 

[Serpico69]

2:34 - sexy pose

[hughjazz2008]

"you've got a penis"

[Gaz10t]

The one from Mystique or whatever annoys me..

[morestereo]

"Bob Dylan! The pooowpe's got a lovely nooowse"

hahahah :D

[AvalaDemson]

yea patrick kilty is a cock!

[belleyyjelleyy]

thursday's a danny day!!

[Odin7711]

What day is it today?

Its a thursday.

Thursday's a Danny day.

[vybunimo1234]

I love Simon! He's gorgeous =D

[blakeborough15]

"but i haven't got an umbrella" epic lol, use that every time people complain about me using the word cunt

[kjsmooth34]

Simon is was funny from day.... ms dixson was fit from day too

[grikes3838]

i think anthea turner is so fit.....ha ha i use to watch her on blue peter..

[LouiseLollipop]

anthea turned is actually so pretty

[readerchick1989]

"Nobody bought it."

"I know! It was really hard to get!"

:D So funny! I miss Simon.

[carpy1970]

When Simon told Anthea "you have a penis", if she had any sense of comic timing she would have replied "no I have a cunt"

[DrMattDestruction]

read ed1ss's comment if you haven't already.

[NightGuider]

is two fingers like flipping sumone off? where i live that means peace...

[Menla1]

why was cunt bleeped??? but cock wasnt?

[benjamingelad]

because more people are offended by "cunt" for some reason

[Tamashi88]

@Menla1

it was 'f*ck' that was bleeped simon said 'more of a f*cking cunt'

[Malfinnien]

How can you not get it? lol

[Meechree]

i didn't get the umbrella joke..

[trikky1234]

lol @ alesha's constant laughing.

[shinrenx]

Man, the blonde girl is cute as a button. She looks like some famous person, too.

[blondemobile]

thursdays a danny day! but everydays a simon day!

[luvveyduvvey]

1:43

lmfaolmfaolmfao

[TheConciseStatement]

Oh, CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! What the FUCK is the big deal about that stupid trivial word?! It's just a vagina! I don't see men burning maternity wards down every time someone calls them a cock. Get over it!

[tonybeir]

Anthea is so fucking hot. I'd destroy that

[tycoon135]

simon amstell was funny from day 1 :)

[prentice2005]

@tycoon135 i agree, even his guest host slot in the previous season was one of the best. he is missed...

[joeymaggotcorps]

but i don't have an umbrella.

merced

[nollafyzzil]

I take personal insult to them insulting Bob.

[JadeBadClips]

when do they insult dylan? big fan myself, of both bob and the Buzzcocks.

[nollafyzzil]

They make terrible impressions of him!

[JadeBadClips]

come on..

[DrMattDestruction]

"imitation is the highest form of flattery." even if it's bad, it's always a good thing.

[jnowski]

Is this show popular in the UK?

[nollafyzzil]

Yeah, very, very, for those who like it, which is everyone between 15 and 30.

[CalvinCoooolidge]

1:23

I love bill. "You don't get it out indoors!"

[TheTradge]

"niinng nnnnniinngg, niiinnngg...."

"neighbours..."

lmao, how random i totally cracked up!!

[lostskate4evaxxx]

HA HA HA HA HA HA 'love is the pope, love is the pope!!!'

[Jeebix]

btw did simon say: bit more of a cunt?

[dardargrl]

Yeah I think so

[TiaDalmax]

hahha i love bill so much :P

'a grip on reality!'

[contructiveslaughter]

got to love it when alesha stick up her figner to simon

[BamFan11]

it makes me laugh when they do the 'guess the intros' round, because they all pretend to play the intrument they're acting out!

[bfavre1]

i want to marry simon!!

oh wow...

hahahaha

[comicblondie]

But I haven't got an umbrella......

[painingulliver]

@comicblondie that was so quick! Best joke ever.

[Twigs0wot]

"Thursday's a Danny day." Bahahahaha

[AfRoS4ever]

" A CAREER!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ed1ss]

Bill's lucky to sit next to them two, I'd be groping under the desk constantly.

[thomasimon]

Phil's imitation of Bob Dylan is actually very good!!!

'The pope's got a lovely nose'

[brenda958]

alesha makes me funny

[xEgyptianWhorex]

'The Popes got a lovely nose.'

lmao

[RuthMcEneaney]

Love Simon he knows where to get the guests where it hurts haha!!!