Let's Play Merry Gear Solid 2: Deep Throat

[Slash0mega]

how many kids do these peaple have!?!? O_o

[jaqez]

I'm your number one fan? It's Stan!

[Bluecho4]

The best kind of parents!

[iceyarticuno]

BAHAHAHHA. *dies laughing again*

That was THE best logical argument for having someone trust you. Particularly perfect if you think about it from the game back to the parody..

This has to be the sexiest sounding Santa in the world. The most hardcore one ever too. >D BAHAHAHA.

*giggles* He's smoking some hardcore canes...

And dude, Major Tim sounds like he may like kids. o_O;; Maybe. And seriously - a digital camera that only has film? WHAT?

This crap is hilarious.

[codyjhhs]

I'm sorry, really, but Santa sounds like the scariest person I've ever heard. Like, if he asked me to jump in his magical candy-van, I would just run away. And tell an adult.

[DeceasedCrab]

@codyjhhs Stranger danger.

[amew2]

Man! They nerfed the Nerf Gun!

[sumoalex1]

Wow.

who has that many kids?

[sonicdude334]

its colonel

[alexr1188]

the nerf gun is a maverick

[DeceasedCrab]

I'll retire it!

[protomous]

@alexr1188 i would like if it were a vulcan EBF 25

[GenoCheese]

"I'm a little helper, not a big one."

[maruproductions]

Why is Santa SMOKING the candy cane???

[DeceasedCrab]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[maruproductions]

Oh. Yeah. Shhhh.....It's just peppermint.....

[Icerama108]

I love the Simpsons!

[zigakrizanec132]

tomorow is christmas yay :)

[HAsh8884]

maybe.. just maybe its because this is the video you meet the deep throat satire character

[GestapoTheCat]

Santa CLAAAAAAUSSSSS

[Marzen64]

I want a tranq. Nerf gun. :(

[VeePickle]

"Leave me alone, kid, I'm full of bombs."

Red Santa is full of bombs and/or keys.

[hobokiller1]

this is the only came where you can tranq children...

[agedcurse]

Wouldn't a nerf gun use tranqulizer darts insted of bullets?

[kylep2]

"For a guy named after a dog, he sure is a jerk."

[JanderStrahd]

Anyone else notice the kids talk like the doctor? "GOOD GLAIVIN', THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!!"

[bandit5296]

lol Major Tim's getting a lump of coal on Christmas

[soadfan9000]

how come it says deep throat?...what are you implying dc?

[PTemplar1337]

Deep throat is the guy that helps you in the original MGS as "Santa's Little Helper" does in this game.

[WaddleDay64401]

Santa Clause... SANTA CLAUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!­!

XD

[kenseitakezo]

wait why can the kids walk through the lazers but Santa can't

[lolanimie101]

the kids are wearing special shoes

[FacePunch0]

Man, I wouldn't want to be Solid Santa being spotted in a house with that many children living in it- it would be like a pack of hyenas finding a recently crippled animal. The horror!

[Stuffgamer1]

Wow. Ya gotta love a digital camera that runs out of film.

[MikailCaboose]

*sigh* What's the world coming to. Digital Cameras that runs out of film, evil children...

*cries*

[SA2BFTW]

die evil parents die

[Ryokugun2]

Then I guess you'll have to play Soul Nomad then.

[JCgamer7gamehackerNR]

yeah vilence.

[DeceasedCrab]

Violence.

[Schweet916]

GRAMMAR OWNED

[DeceasedCrab]

Spelling.

[Schweet916]

WHATEVER LOL

...

HUZZAH!

[zebezd]

General fail level too high.

[aCOGandhisGUN]

HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazygamers2]

geez that house is huge

[PuppyXz]

Lol, the candy cane is like a cigarette, awesome.

[hellcopter31]

When I saw "N. Gun," I thought it was a NAIL gun. That would have been interesting!

[tomloadsadosh]

Shoot the children. lol.

[batlrar]

How did that one kid walk over the lasers without setting them off? Oh wait, forgot about that bit about realism in a Santa Claus game.

Thanks for this LP, I'm really enjoying this game so far!

[shakir2]

one too many cutcenes.. we wannna hear DC's voice..

[KingOfHalla]

DC u should play MGS :P(the real 1) or 1 of the metal gears from the nes

[AquamentusZero]

The game made me laugh tears so far. Good choice, DC.

[SirGameandWatch]

"I'm sure I can figure something out..." Gross.

[SamuralPrince]

violence on children 0-0

[MikailCaboose]

Yay!

[theiriw]

Hello! I want to point out a few things which have been mentioned 19 times so far: The digital camera has film!111one one. OMG there are so many children in this house. Fourth wall? DEMOLISHED!!

Want to point these things out a 21st time? It's easy! Just put them in the next comment. Or, if you've heard these same comments enough...

[Samusan]

Heh, the Nerf Gun is based off of a Maverick Rev-6, which coincidentally has six darts. Pretty awesome if you ask me.

[jonjonrov]

The writing is great

[Phandiw]

FINALLY, SOME VIOLENCE.

It's the best part of sneakning missions.

...In after constant failure at sneaking missions because of Guards seeing bodies.

[gameandroy]

hey dc ive been wondering r u going 2 do anymore knytt stories or r u finished?

[DeceasedCrab]

I'm about done with those.

[oldskoolgamertje]

Then how about a re-rerun of La Mulana, especially Hell Temple. ;-)

[DeceasedCrab]

How about I block the next person to suggest I play Hell Temple again.

[oldskoolgamertje]

It's clear it has scarred you deeply. I will refrain from making any further comments regarding He.. eh, you know.

[Merchant111]

I've watched your la mulana run twice. ah Hell temple how horrible you are...

[abcdpup399]

WHY IS HE SMOKING CANDY CCANES?

[DeceasedCrab]

Thursday.

[Urpuss]

what finish allready?!

[TasamiOkami]

To... Much Kids...

[StakeJade]

When spotting Santa Claus... er, I mean Solid Santa... the kids sure sound like Jerry Lewis... LOL!

[JimDaddysLPs]

Why couldn't I have a nerf gun full of tranquilizer darts when I was young? Also, what kind of parents leave out these types gifts? Someone needs to call CPS.

[JimDaddysLPs]

$10 that Major Tim had a really bad childhood.

[Onirayushizobura]

DeceasedCrab... Are you complaining about realism in a game starring Santa Claus?

[LiamHoganProductions]

4th wall=BROKEN.

[BeholdMyStrength]

..what in the?...XD

[expotemkin]

This is the biggest house EVER.

[DarkBahamut]

This isn't a house! It's a tower! A tower of lies!

[Rocky183]

Lies and Taffy.

[LaZodiac]

...how many children did this couple have? Or is this some kind of boarding school.

[PixelHead777]

YAY christmas game in the middle of summer, FTW!

[dementor440]

lol simpsons reference to santa's little helper

[WingedGuardian11]

Actually, it's a christmas reference

[nanodala]

It's not a Simpsons reference. Its a term that existed before Simpsons.

[DeceasedCrab]

You're both right, but don't correct him. After all, I mentioned how he didn't sound like a dog. Seriously folks, some days...

[Katzblager]

I like this XD

[BubblefishOfTrem]

Digital camera ... with a film? Heh.

Oh,and I do NOT want to know what's in those candy bars, if you see red beams all over the place with it. :/

[Abalux]

Smokable candy canes . . . somehow I wouldn't be surprised if they really made these.

[WingedGuardian11]

Well...there WAS smoke coming from it...

[FoughtOffBalrog]

lol, where can i get a nerf gun with tranquilizing bullets.

[MasterwabbitMW]

140.85...

Santa's Little Helper is Colonel Campbell?

[DeceasedCrab]

Good point. But no.

[MichaelSomething]

This is awesome. I can't wait to tell my friends about it.

[homesliceme]

I'm full of bombs kid, leave me alone!

[LordQuadros]

"Hey, I'm a little helper, not a big one."

[Rachan1337]

if our santa was like this then no kid would ever want to stay up late out of fear....and death.oh i wonder if there going to be a merry gear solid 2 revenge of solid santa but that would be kinda lame i guess.-_-

[oldskoolgamertje]

I'm hoping for a Merry Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Parents.

[demonhuskfang]

um a digital camera has film

[Schokobescher]

Santa Claus? Santa Claus!

In Germany it's called "Weihnachtsmann"

xD

[kbblradio]

Im just wondering what kind of house has this many kids...

[Jigglysaint]

Maybe the parents are Catholic and they just picked up a perscription of Viagra a while back. Also, the mother's on fertility drugs and she just had 40 sets of twins.

[DeceasedCrab]

Dude, that's not even remotely appropriate. You stop making questionable comments right now or I block you.

[demonhuskfang]

snake just wow

[the0riginaldavidman]

ha just like metal gear solid "im your biggest fan" i remember that

[ghostslime]

They broke the fourth wall!

[roderstorebanan]

So the digital camera uses film? How clever of them!

[ShadianVise]

Huzzah!

[kutterkirby]

See's candy helps you see!

Screw you, carrots!

[omgwtfbbqlollol]

Solid Santa's voice sounds like The Postal Dude from Postal 2.

[Mrvort]

"SYANTUH CLAWUS!

SYANTUH CLAAAAAAAAAWUS!"

That makes me laugh for some reason.

[controlmage86]

why does a digital camera need to worry about film?

[PodCopter]

This house is huge. Whoever lives here has a lot of kids.

[Capubadger]

I never noticed before but the lasers have shadows? i'm sure that's not physical.

[Valentari]

This Let's Play is a great way to start off the month of July! Don't ever stop doing what you do, DC.

[gamer2774]

I want that modified nerf gun

[toysrmi]

santas little helper is snake 0.o

[tailsdollreturns]

"Mom, is Santa Cluse real? No!?! SANTA CLAUS!"

"Santa? SANTA CLAUS!"

And I think that voice is Solid Snake.

Anyway, I really think your good at gaming DC. Your awesome are videos.

[HeavensFrogman]

That was some pretty potent coal...

[txrxs]

Funny how the dialog switches from children to guards.

[crazykidbenjamin]

strange sounding 5 yr old

[Shadowdog212]

Is Tim implying that Santa doesn't exist? LIES SANTA VISITED ME LAST JULY! Just like in this game.

[technoextreme]

Film in a digital camera???? What????

[TheHelldragon]

Oh, gee, I wonder who Deep Throat is :V

[DeceasedCrab]

I don't.

[KaiRaidenX]

Yay fianlly you get a gun

a....nerf gun

[dmneoblade]

Thats the most brutal nerf gun ever

[Jigglysaint]

Yeah, talk about nerfing the weapons...

[bozataaaaa]

This game is so fun to watch. Keep em coming DC u rule

[Fawp]

Needs more David Hayter.

[chibiace]

lol, looks promising.