Robert de Niro vs. cheaters in Casino

[soccergoalkeeper1]

Who's the 5 idiotic dumb asses who disliked this? This is one classic film and scene.

[DonnyVEsch]

5 people snuck back in and got their heads broken

[gregtestagent]

This is how X-Box Live should handle hackers, cheaters, and griefers.

[logwind]

Fuck that. No amount of money is worth a hammer or a saw.

[369dc]

you don't fuck around in this place.

[bok3116]

CHEATERS JUSTICE!

[andrewrosso]

i knew a guy who was a dealer in the 70 and he told me that they used to do that. Take you in the back and beat your brains out for cheating not sure if they will do that.

[unholyalmond]

@andrewrosso

they still do in certain places.

[Bystandah]

@andrewrosso there's one sure way to find out lol

[kx250ltr450]

My dream job would be to sit in that back room with the ball peen hammer waiting for them to throw cheaters at me. Italian FTW lmao

[117rebel]

Now children what did we learn?

[2006scottw]

@117rebel

we learned that your mother is a slut who swallows cum everynight.

[117rebel]

@2006scottw Eat shit and die bitch!

[South817side]

tell em he got hit by a car lol

[jpopfan90]

5 cheaters need to have both their hands broken

[Zain844]

Are you kidding? I'd let them break my hand for a $100,000 it would be worth it

[117rebel]

@Zain844 idk...I'd be afraid they would do more than break it. Mabey beat it till all the bones in my hand are like a bag of crushed potatoe chips lol.

[sonnyred5050]

@Zain844 I would for $500,000 only in one lump sum ...cash!

Your gonna have some medical bills to pay...lol

[Zain844]

@sonnyred5050 how much would it cost to treat a broken hand? lol

[k7twenty2]

He got hit by a car

[JReed1985]

Good way for thieves or cheaters to be punished

[poet2great]

That guy's lucky he didn't say he was both handed or both his hands would've been crushed.

[b2ball6playa2]

Whats the song?

[madbicyclist]

@b2ball6playa2 "I Ain't Superstitious" by Jeff Beck, with Rod Stewart doing the vocals.

[MrQuijaRICK]

'i have a plane to catch to cleveland ,can i get my winnings'

damn first time i noticed that

[crabtrap]

we need management like this for the Ben Bernake to stop him passing funny money

[BGDPPL]

break my wrist for over $100,000 (would be more in todays money)? i might of taken the hammer cause the hand can heal up and you always got another one

[conan656]

@BGDPPL nah if your hand gets hammered like that you would need pins and rods in your hand and you would never have full mobility. and i dont think they could even put pins in back then. that was the equivalent of getting kneecapped. and it would be a cool $500,000 probs

[mongoose704]

Four people are wearing casts or voted dislike with their left hand.

[StuUngar]

@mongoose704 You're fucking corny.

[b2ball6playa2]

I see what they did there...

They were positioned on opposite sides and one guy was looking at the other dealer, along with the other guy looking at the other dealer...

So he would use that thing on his leg to let the other guy know what the numbers were...

fucking cheaters.

[WilliamDRowlett]

I have to wonder if the guy who got shocked by the cattle prod and had his hand busted up ever had his pants pulled up after they dumped him in the alley. Lord knows it would have been too painful for him to do it himself with his hand's condition. So the cops find this guy with his pants down and his hand all busted up. Wonder what they might have been thinking or were they laughing?

[em23]

lol starting at 3:35 they switched to the prosthetic arm.

[TheGodKingOfMusic]

this movie is so filled with irony

[TheVgstudio]

@TheGodKingOfMusic are you saying its bad

[TheGodKingOfMusic]

@TheVgstudio no i think its brilliant. like in this video when he says that the cheaters would have been harder to spot if they hadn't been so greedy, yet all the gangsters get found out because they were so damn greedy. or when Nicky beats the guy up and mocks him for crying, yet he gets beat up pretty bad at the end and he gets mocked for crying

[westside159]

LEX STEELE

[lilzander84]

this is how nuke boosters should be handled in mw2.

[panchovillanueva]

Look what they did to my hand man!!! lol

[dadsbabypu]

This is what they do to you at Chuck-E-Cheese if you are caught cheating the games so you can get extra tickets!!!

[jjk696969]

lol. gettin hit by a car is what crushed his hand (and only his hand) to a pulp. guess he shoulda went to atlantic city

[pharmokan]

with one little problem,

he's always guessed right.

[starcrafter13terran]

"Throw him out in the alley and tell the cops he got hit by a car" LMAO

[PlasticCoatedCheese]

Wish I was this badass

[yardlet6]

It's so jarring to see Don Rickles there.

[369dc]

Love De Niro's voice, no homo shit

[YoungBossMajor]

@MylesM316 watch him goodfellas

[VTown1989]

The cheater in the blue suit got off lucky.

I thought they were gonna fuck him up too.

[Tembelizatorul]

@VTown1989 actually, ace says to trow him in the alley and tell the cops he got hit by a car so he doesnt get away easy

[snowstormcan]

@Tembelizatorul I think he was referring to the guy with the beard.

[Tembelizatorul]

@snowstormcan perhaps

[jjk696969]

for 110,000 i'd atleast have to consider the hammer for a second.

[rubberguard83]

@jjk696969 lmao

[rivmikant]

The lengths people will go to snatch cash or keep it from getting snatched.

[kkwieme]

"you see that saw? we're gonna use it, we don't fuck around in this place" awsome

[ZeldaGamingMan]

"Now you're gonna have to learn it with your left hand."

Excellent line.

[mufc187]

er, how did the cheaters not notice de niro crouching between the tables ffs?

[JonnyBoy241]

@mufc187

maybe the guy that got his fingers busted didn't have much of a choice but to sit at the table knowing he been caught.as far as the other dude I dunno he could have gotten away if he just left the chips.

[henryhimoo]

aaaaaaah

i wish time go back for a legend like de niro

[jigglediggle29]

Michael Myers has changed knife and scalpel against an electroshocker^^. Good job, Dick Warlock...hahahaaaa

[milnusthegnome]

@jigglediggle29 lol was going to comment about him being in it

[Surebro0]

my option would be bring out my fist blinde every asshole and break their freakn balls

MY OPTION THE MONEY AND WALKOUT

[sn00ke]

If De Niro had been in the Ocean's movies, George Clooney would've been fucked.

[OsMna1907]

@sn00ke

absolutely :) De Niro is the man!

[Alpito123]

@sn00ke so fucking true!

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@sn00ke LOL, that's true.

[feedfuck]

@sn00ke lol never thought of that. Would be a fun to see Pesci just slam the shit out of Brad Pitt or that silly little Casey Afleck.

[paulcorda]

@sn00ke - LOL that is hilarious and sooooo true

[MrChug]

@sn00ke I thought Clooney was perfect in them, but you're right-no one would can trump Bobby D.

[andthewinnerisJ]

I dont care if DeNiro is just an actor, he would kick anybodies ass :)

[jocksmen]

2cool they got the REAL BAD GUTS....

[jocksmen]

@jocksmen OOPS BAD GUYS

[MRLAVOZ31]

THANK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! FUCKIN PUSSY.....DE NIRO IS FUCKIN AMAZING.

[KiamarMasterT]

4:33 Deniro looks bad ass with his guards inside of the room. Like he really owns the place. "Don't forget to tell your friends what happen if they fuck around here, you understand?" "You fuckin right you made a bad mistake, if you come back here with that shit again, I'm gonna break your fuckin head and won't walk outta here. You see that fuckin saw? We're gonna use it. You don't fuck around in this place"

[luckyones05]

Take the money and the hammer....that way you can use the money to pay the hospital bill for the broken hand hahahaha

[ShadowBaofu]

@luckyones05

He told him he had two choices. Money and hammer or to leave. He also said he cant have both. They probably wouldn't have let him leave to get his hand fixed.

[averypack13]

This is MY SHIT!!

[xXStealthbomberXx]

I would have taken the hamer and money and just buy a new one of what ever Deniro broke hahah

But hey thats just me......

[Mrarizona007]

Serves him right!

[hugatag]

Thank the lord above that I can't count cards or that could have been me! Almost pissed my pants watching this. BRAVO to Deniro the best actor of our time!

[jfmanrules100]

De Niro is in every mafia movie for a reason:D

[StanMarsh18]

If I was caught cheating at a casino, I would take the "walk out of here" option, too. There's no way I'm gonna sacrifice my right hand for chump change. I write with that hand.

[Bob72Johnson]

Was that a cattle prod?

[rocksoliddude1]

@Bob72Johnson just a zappa gave him a large electric shock

[logik316]

@Bob72Johnson

Yup. Stun guns weren't around back then.

[dontleademsomuch]

i got the jeff beck album cos of this scene, fucking amazing. rod stewart back then was one of the best rock singers.

[smackedinthejaw]

I like the way De Niro does business

[fasteddieblack]

ok, you gotta choice, you can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk outta here...ya can't have both....

[lookaguru]

Why did they break one guy's hand but let the Jew-ass nerd with the glasses go? I would love to see them break his balls with the hammer. 

[StanMarsh18]

@lookaguru Would everyone stop with the Jewish stereotypes? I'm pretty sure Jews aren't "nerdy". Why do you people always gotta go racial?

[lookaguru]

@StanMarsh18 - I wasn't referring to the "nerdy" stereotype. I was referring to the greedy dishonnest scumbag Jewish stereotype.

Ps: Since when are jews a race?

[jeffersoncream143576]

@lookaguru we where like one of the first races lol

[godzilla19892012]

@lookaguru because fear would keep that glasses guy in line. and if you really wanna see them break someone balls with a hammer your really fucked up in the head

[skooler44]

@lookaguru go back up ur muslim palestinian friends u fuckin bitch what a pansy ur fucked up to want to see that kind of shit this is a mobste movie not a saw movie fuck. god damn idiots cant just enjoy the movie

[lookaguru]

@skooler44 - This is a mobster movie, not some pansy G-rated movie about rainbows and fairies. lol @ him telling me go watch another movie.

[skooler44]

@lookaguru no but they fucked up a lot of people on that movie, wanting to see one more particular person get fucked up makes u some weird fucked up person. You obviously are a saw fan of mindless violence, that shit just makes me laugh at how dumb and pointless it is, not even the slightest bit scary, this is realistic violence, actual meaning to it u just wanting to see every person get fucked up especially a jew makes u a little prick u know

[lookaguru]

@skooler44 - Why? What makes Jews so special?

oh wait

[puttanva]

0:14..."you can spot these assholes by watching the way they bet."

[stephie4066]

Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand

[MOTHIKAS]

Good shit. Fuck cheats.Fuck them all.

[eastconnection]

cuda bin worse tho good job 4 them joe pesci wasnt about in that back room lol

[VanillaLimeCoke]

@paulw1283

I don't think it would have just resulted in just a broken hand. Nor do I think the managers were guessing he would, "well that's alot of money, so....yeah I'll take the money and the hammer." and I don't think they were really going to give them the money.

Plus without health insurance a broken hand would probably cost more than $110,000 to fix. Although these guys were knocking every casino for probably way more, so probably $110,000 was just chump change.

[paulw1283]

For 110k, he should at least take some time and consider the hammer.

[peter420guy]

my favorite part is "put him out in the ally and tell the cops he was hit by a car".lawl

[RockandRolla91]

Jesus fucking Christ...

How do I explain this to the less intelligent beneath you...

Do you think the "hand broken, but still getting the cash option" was an actual option??

Like the mafia cracks some hands and says 'There you go buddy, you're free to go with the cash!'

[madbicyclist]

What I'd like to know is if that telegraph that the guy that got the hammer used actually exists in real life

[tape915]

They were both cgeating and he saw wat he did to the other guy so he gave him a chance to walk out and he did

[Smoit04]

Why did they crack the hand of the person who was not cheating and they didn't crack the hand of the person who was actually cheating?

[kircholagh]

@Smoit04 u cant just smash the both of the guys hands.. its 2 messy... what u gonna tell the cops?

[Bosphorus32]

seems to me like the guy in the glasses got off easy. he was just as guilty but got the option of not getting his fingers smashed..

[williams5885]

whats the name of the movie where deniro`s drives a bus

[ohwell14]

@williams5885 a bronx tale.

[williams5885]

@ohwell14 tnx dude

[bombhillsnotme2]

I can take a fucking hammer to my hand for some cash.

[Roadball]

@bombhillsnotme2

Yes, behind your computer on Youtube you can.

[realhooddan]

He should've taken the money and the hammer

[trojanisheretostay]

throw him down the alley

[herodotus53]

Geez, when you can get someone to say "thank you" for not cutting off your hand--- that's power.

[pettyofficer30]

I see nothing wrong Deniro did right.

[R0773N]

Haha the guy in the beard played the mailman in Goodfellas, he's always getting the shit beat out of him in Scorsese movies.

[FromSouthforkTexas]

which movie is better, CASINO or GOODFELLAS???

[graemeoliver84]

@FromSouthforkTexas Well Goodfellas, but Casino is still a great film and not a "dull retread of Goodfellas" like some snooty critics have said.

[SoundDefiance]

@graemeoliver84 I like Casino more than Goodfellas.

[pwtaylor17]

@FromSouthforkTexas Goodfellas

[MrCooleb]

@FromSouthforkTexas A Bronx Tale

[starlionblue]

@FromSouthforkTexas Goodfellas for sure by a MILLION miles. I hated Casino because Joe Pesci was so god damn annoying. He did nothing in this movie but say "fuck" over and over. In fact, there's a video on this site counting how many times he said it. The local paper in my town said some people thought it was so bad they walked out of the theaters before the movie ended.

[bortous]

@starlionblue FUK u!

[Tehpredator105]

@starlionblue I did not much mind the "fucks" at all. In fact, I think it made the movie a little funny. I think Scarface has more "fucks" in it than Casino, but I could be wrong.

[19markle19]

@Tehpredator105 Casino held the Guinness world record for most swears in a film until the South Park movie.

[jeffersoncream143576]

@starlionblue dude n what planet r u from???

[Sorvos]

Fucking cheaters. Got what they deserved. Except for that dork four-eyed jerk. He should have gotten his hand cracked too.

[lethrneck4]

what a classic all time scene...im sure this stuff goes on with caught cheaters, the indians own the casinos here in CT, imagine what they do..scalps found all over CT

[wunderbeast]

this is how managers of applebee's should handle a group of 8 kids who walk out on 2 mozzerella sticks and 8 raspberry iced teas.

[McLarenMercedes]

Trying to cheat a casino run by the mob? Bad idea.

[jembrannan]

that hammer job looks so fuckin real, he won't be wankin for a while lol

[rexxcarz]

Soon as that guy said "Look what they did to my hand, man!", they shoulda hammered the guy's other hand! The gets caught deadnuts cheatin' and whines to his partner about gettin' his hand busted up. Oh BTW, that hand would be crippled forever after that.

[nicky4221]

Too bad those college punks from the movie "21"didn't try to pull their shit at the Tangiers. They wish they would've been arrested.

[xance1]

cheating a casino=not a good idea, cheating the mob=BAD idea. casino+mob=REALLY FUCKIN BAD IDEA

[Iori400]

@xance1

What do you do.. ? Kill the mob.. and the head..

[JayhawkJazzy]

Cheating in a mobster's casino...geez, what a fucking bunch of idiots, lol

[boredstudent]

you cheat, you pay.

[taxmonkey123]

Nice car crash to only break your hand.

[MaxtheMetalhead]

You'd get the money, but you wouldn't get out of there.

[saltydog78]

look what they did to my hand man!!!.....LOL

[importboi82]

the best line is at the very end when Deniro told the guards to 'throw him out in the alley and tell the cops he got hit by a car.."

[juleswinns]

CLASSIC!

[Niggles4130]

what a fuckin loc

[x42b]

You see that saw, were gonna fucking use it LOL

[okgo43]

song?

[TheWolt87]

@okgo43 I ain't superstitious Jeff Beck ft. Rod Steward

[bilbobagins1951]

right choise

[rhba]

I'd take the hammer too, no doubt about it :)

[ancalites]

Do you honestly think you'd get the money? Come on.

[rhba]

@ancalites

of course I don't, it was meant as a joke. Come on.

[007DefCon3]

I'd take the Hammer, fuck it, minimum 200k payoff, worth an A&E trip

[n343184]

Cheaters justice!

[cuthbertallbad]

you fuckin right you made a bad mistake

[coyboys95]

great he got what was coming to him for cheating

[sternumagnum]

I'm on the side of the advantage players, myself. Damn the dark siders...

[Ovechkin81]

I definitely would have taken the 'walk-out' option!

[WilliamRowlett]

@Ovechkin81 I'd have taken the "haul- ass" out option.

[SeenaSeenaSeena]

@Ovechkin81 110 000 BACK IN THE DAYS OR THE HAMMER ON YOUR HAND?....i dunno what i would do in that moment....but i would take the money and the hammer for sure!

[OlderG0ds]

@SeenaSeenaSeena lol if he chose the hammer you really think they'd let him keep the money?

i bet he'd be walking out of their empty pockets and a smashed to pieces hand

[WilliamRowlett]

That cattle prod really stung him. ZZZZZZZ!

I love the line "you can have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both." If he'd opted for the money & hammer, I'd lay odds he'd have gotten the hammer and ended up in the ER without any money.

[x170063]

I think you are 100% right !!

[jjvoodoo]

And rod Stewart

[valona4u]

The background music is Jeff Beck- I Aint Superstitious (available on You tube)

[valona4u]

The background song is Jeff Beck- I ain't superstitous (available on Youtube)

[bastaki66]

bad ass

[LozMac33]

Vegas, and by extension, the USA, look fucked according to Scorsese's world view. The whores, hustlers, gangsters and degenerate gamblers. It's a fucked-up morality tale appropriate for Sodom and Gommorah.

[wasteland70]

Great comment. It makes me want to watch it again. Or, watch Taxi Driver again and really looked at how fucked up thinkgs are.

[JimmyConway60]

"look what they did to my hand, man"

[opencurtin]

Thats what you call, hammering home the point!!!!

[Bradrules775]

If the guy said " I'll have the money and the hammer " he would of got it worse then his buddy.

[riffraff6259]

i'll take the hammer !