How 2012 actually COULD be the end of the world.

[cheerchum27]

Question. How did you make the walls different colors? Like, did you paint the walls green or something? I'm probably losing my mind for not figuring this out sooner...

[insertnamehere001]

hasn't 4chan been organizing protest since 2004?

[gftop]

The world can't end in 2012, because Marty Mcfly has been to 2015!

[rancor77jmg]

2012 is a marketing scam. People use there money to buy whatever they want. Then the world doesnt end. Then everybody is broke. But at least the economy has some cash flowin'

[brmurph28]

I think the Mayans just got tired of writing the calender day after day so they just stopped on December 21, 2012.

[EYVTeam]

@brmurph28 the mayans had im pretty sure 8 full calenders, and after one ended they made a new one, but they died off before this calender ended

[heylookurdead]

3:58 you are welcome

[Huskers1091]

Are you moving back to Lincoln? Or staying in NY?

[ChelsieEllen143]

dude how much sugar did you put in your coffee, or how much coffee did you put in your coffee? also, how much sleep did you get?

[TylerCGordon1993]

Does anyone realize how many times the world was actually supposed to "end" and here we are today?

[SuperPokefreak100]

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me SLLLOOOOWWWWW DDDOOOOWWWWNNN!!!!!!

[nomanissafe]

HAHA PEOPLE WILL DIE HAHA!

[navamanas]

The "Long Count Calendar" is not a calendar about the end of days. It's an astronomical calendar that had many purposes, including (as most calendars of the type) agriculture.

The calendar was part of a temple of the sun destroyed by the Spanish during their sixteenth-century conquest of the Aztecs (who had retained some Mayan Architecture). It was unearthed in 1790, and the 25-ton stone was eventually ended up in the national Museum of Archaeology and History in 1885.

[antonio29935]

fucking fast!!!!

[loganator116]

I love When his body skips to different spots...Who Doesn't.

[slimfan203]

I agree with jack rc

[samzone10]

Guys this is fake its not going to end, remember in 2000? they said it was done for sure... and uhh what 12 years from that and still nothing and there is going to be nothing... If god didnt say it its not going to happen. Look in you Qurans or Bibles or whatever you read and check and i know that it says nothing. Mayans are like 1 out of 10,000 international people. Like jolster109 said yes they are very intellegent but whoever made that "calender was for sure exagerating

[samzone10]

Stop talking so fast :P

[garybrownfie]

What a waste.

[shikamarusgirl17]

WAIT WHAT YOU LIVE IN THE SAME FREAKIN PLACE I DO?

Cool. XD

(This comment is late because YT doesn't show me my subscriptions sometimes. >.<)

[gaby1455]

Dan! No wonder why I saw you on T.V. talking about Adele! :0 I got really excited haha

[ramone712]

i love how you talk dan :D

[NeilSonOfNorbert]

0:13 aparently to dan we sound like Grover.

[kesikrafal]

1:17-1:19 --->The best part

[OneHappyTaco]

LOL I am going to use 2012 as an advantage to me I'll invite over two girls to my house on 20th of December.And they'll think the world is going to end. So.... I think you can guess what happens next ROFL !!!!!!

[MrThestig8]

@OneHappyTaco A lot of babies will be born in September 21, 2013.

If you know what I mean.

[jackrc11]

I believe 2012 was a conspiracy to take down large corporations such as Walmart and Toys R Us to bend the economy and market to the government of many countries. Children will ask for the world not to end, decreasing sales by up to 42%.

[jackrc11]

@jackrc11 Children will ask for it not end for christmas.

[FunsizeSKETCH]

the end of the world would be on a friday...thats really gonna ruin my plans for the weekend. (check out my channel and subscribe if you like what you see (; )

[ABfan97]

OMG I GO TO SCHOOL IN BROOKLYN. LETS MEET UP :D

[HeyThereDestinyBear]

I love the way you talk, its interesting and fun to listen to. (:

[blockjok]

sopa will be the end of the world.

[TheLuigi805]

@blockjok sopa is over! WHY IS EVERYONE NOT KNOWING THIS?

[RamakPL]

@TheLuigi805 ACTA and PIPA are still here ;s

[mech1478965423]

@TheLuigi805 it was postponed it will be brought up in feburary

[TheLuigi805]

@mech1478965423 still, for now,we've won

[mech1478965423]

@TheLuigi805 better hope it stay's that way

[tDeathwingr]

@blockjok ...

[BluberryMuffin652]

Dan, I wish I could talk as fast as you do. And it is very entertaining

[hedshotsonli88]

Is it just me or is this guy like talking way to fast? Search family guy red bull on here and you guys can see the resemblence

[andrew14250]

dan did u so some speed befor this video? u sound awfully hyper and it doesent sound like a coffie rush...

[IJustPiercedMyBrain]

his smartness makes my brain orgasm lol

[salierly]

This guy is becoming more and more handome since he started to twit here :)

[mmawsgeek]

i live in brooklyn..... im gonna hunt you down ;)

[sofiamedia]

I had to backtrack to figure out that you were in NYC. Nice place to be living.

[harrlight00]

I have to say that on the subject of the Mayan calendar, firstly I don't know shit considering I'm in 8th grade. but I, like dan, think the theory is total bullshit. The Mayan calendar was a work in progress. It makes sense that if you murder them, they'll probably stop making their calendar. On the other hand, I think that if the world ends, it'll probably be because humans fuck up the environment so bad, the ozone is destroyed and we get cooked like bacon. Pleasant, I know.

[zlickDude]

hey everyone! so i stopped watching the db3.0 could someone tell me what happened? :D did anything happen? how it ended? thank you

[kpatthethird]

@zlickDude He quit about 4 or 5 months short of a year, it just wasnt working out, and hes just been getting back into vlogging since, he had a bad patch, but I think we just about have our old, loveable dan brown back.

[shapuzz]

DAN SAID A CURSE WORD!!! FINALLY!!! WOO!!!!

[Cordogan]

You are the only serious person I am subscribed to :P

But I love you just the same

[joltster109]

YOU TALK SO FAST!!!!

[SeanIhrke]

@joltster109 listen faster :PP

[joltster109]

@SeanIhrke o_0

[Ace4929]

i am suprised that people have put so much faith into ancient redneck native american swamp people

[joltster109]

@Ace4929 You do realize that he Mayans were a brilliant civilization, right? Not just, as you put it: "ancient redneck native american swamp people"

[Ace4929]

@joltster109 well, there were far more advanced cultures at the time, such as the Chinese and the Romans, and they never came up with something like this? i doubt that. the calender dosent even say that the world will end. have you ever seen the calender? its round, it has to stop. and the mayans said that when the end of the calender did come, then the world would enter a new age, not end. in their mythology, this has happened about 3 or 4 times, but i dont trust religions that arent mine

[joltster109]

@Ace4929 True. But don't you think it's odd how different cultures around the world during different time periods ALL CAME UP WITH THE SAME THING??? I think that's freaking scary. It wasn't just the Mayans that came up with the 2012 theory.

[Ace4929]

@joltster109 yeah, science has turned all of these theories false. dont beleive me? check your inbox. ive sent you a national geographic link about it

[Boristhecat1234]

@Ace4929 send me 1

[SourceBoltMedia]

The Mayans knew about the age of technology xD The 10's will be the generation of internet and technology..

[ledfarmer100]

NEW YORK?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?! :O WTF DAN

[NerdyMations]

Excuse me, Dan, why is "handsome" in your tags? Mr. Cocky... Lol, jk

[RobinRc666]

did you scarface a pile of cocain before filming ?

[figisligit]

thumbs up if you saw the"(JK, not foremost. just first)" at :05

[EricSmyth14]

can someone make a parody video to this? Like just talk like him and stuff.

[shinydino]

@Cuber060597 Choose to believe me or not, but that's just psychology. There may be "proof", but not indefinite proof. I know the standard argument: God is mysterious. What psychologically is going on here is that humans naturally like to believe that there is/are some thing(s) in the world that will never be understood. Once we encounter a situation like this (eg. How did the sun come into existence?), we look for an answer. Once we see a possibility, most people will start seeing everything th

[takodakerr]

How do we know the reason they stopped making the calendar isnt just because they got tired of making them, thousands of years into the future?

[ligerman30]

@pogobat Black bishop to b4, check.

[BlueEyedTechie]

Holy sh!t Dan, when did you start talking 3X faster, chillax and slow down.

[TheJumpt123]

DUDE! Your mental :P

[a231ism]

you talk much faster than you do on tutorials

[TigerBarbTanks]

Mate be more open minded, the mayans were shit tons smarter than you.

[ligerman30]

@TigerBarbTanks Speak for yourself.

[derwos]

@TigerBarbTanks The Mayans would have needed electric computers in order to make precise enough calculations to accurately determine the end of the universe, which they did not have. They almost certainly didn't even have electricity. While it is remotely possible that they did, there is absolutely no evidence to support that claim.

Why would the Mayans build giant computers out of stone when they were sitting on a huge supply of oil, which they could have refined into plastic, but didn't?

[derwos]

@TigerBarbTanks Don't get me wrong, I'm sure the Mayans were very good mathematicians, but we've had more time than they had - therefore we have computers and they do not.

I'm pretty sure this whole alien conspiracy thing is propaganda, although I'm not sure.

[MinecraftMatt132]

Duuuuuude! His is exactly how I get when i talk about science. BTW I iz a nerd

[TheSkarri]

lol, coke much?

[theblissfulchaos]

Dan I love your videos and I watch them all, and I hope you dont take this offensively, but...how many cups of coffee do you drink before you record?!

[imsolonelyman]

if it does end will it start in Aussieland and then go west frommtime zone to time zone? because it is ways two diffence days on the earth.

[emilio192855]

Y talk to fast : (

[ahreurink]

Biggest revolution in human history: Farming

[tsilll]

i survived Y2K, 2012 will be easy

[TheLuigi805]

@tsilll I survived Y2K as a BABY! 2012 as a 12 year old will be a breeze!

[Metallocity]

World is suppose to end on the 21st right? bet every conspirators are all huddling down into their bomb shettlers today lol.

[Thicite]

@Metallocity 21st of December, it's supposed to end

[Cuber060597]

Ummm.... Did you mention jesus christ the son of man coming back? Their are signs everywhere in the world right now.... Red lake in texas, red tide in florida... Red water in cape town africa... Dead cows, fish, whales, birds, deer...... Volcanoes erupting and other natural disasters.... Egypt and lybia overthrown (Daniel 11:41-45).... So many signs... GOD BLESS

[marksmod]

@Cuber060597 and then Allah will befall your little Christ Jesus and everything will be good. PRAISE ALLAH

[SBubbaW]

@marksmod It's Jesus Christ not Christ Jesus. It's just your opinion on which one is actually real. Just because you think Allah is real doesn't mean he is.

[imsolonelyman]

@SBubbaW just becasue you think God and Jesus Christ is realo doesnt mean they are!!

[SBubbaW]

@imsolonelyman Yeah I know.I never said they were real. Christians believe that Jesus is the savior, Muslims believe Allah is. We have our own beliefs, so let's leave 'em to ourselves, OK?

[bobcheese427]

@Cuber060597 PAHHAHAHA sorry but god doesn't exit. the Red water is cause by a type of algae you idiot. Dead cows - lightning hitting the ground around them. Fish - stuck in shallow water, lack of oxygen. Whales - well, it's a dead whale, so what. Science.

[LordRedland]

@Cuber060597 Coming from a Christian education, I have but one thing to ask: why on Earth would you want Jesus to come back?  If you follow the writing of Revelation, His return will be precluded with a near destruction of mankind and will be followed by years of torturous rule by the Anti-Christ in His absence. Are you suicidal? What Christian in their right mind would want Jesus to come back so that they may watch the downfall of their own people and possibly their families?

[BryanChuckBrennan]

the Mayan calender is made up from a big carved up stone. the guy that had to carve it up was probably like this calender better last until after i'm dead because i'm not making another one.

[itslikesnow]

Prediction: The world will not end, but by December 22nd there will be the highest number of suicides this year overall because people will become paranoid. Our economy sucks, it is declining, people are thinking "hey, it's he end of the world, might as well end it here and now." If things don't improve, religious paranoia combined with a dying economy will result in more death by the hands of our own people. Just my thoughts about this, though.

[TheDoktorben]

you speak really fast.

you're cool

[Ba2coolkid]

After reading some comments, I have come to the conclusion that you need to drink more coffee and smoke more speed before making these videos.

[Lopinjop1238]

Dan you give me hope for the future

[DBZnerd1]

I think the mayan cycle was a 52 year cycle that combined a 280 day calendar and a 365 day calender

[pinksmithfloyd]

ur in brooklyn...... dude hit me up damn dan!

[tinypaperboat]

I think your speed is fine and how he speaks is irrelevant to the video. Focus on what he's talking about people.

[RushVoltage]

The Mayans made their calenders for thousands of years and it suddenly stopped.... odd right?

[thethirdkibeth]

@RushVoltage not really.

[rafazwii]

No need to talk to fast, dan. seriously.

[LMNOP1214]

Dan, are you on drugs or something?

[witchcraft3328]

Do you drink like 5 cups of coffee before you do your vlogs?

[irollup6]

he went from 100,000 views to 10,000? what happened?

[OmegaOwA]

@irollup6 Dan 3.0 happened. He'll get back there eventually.

[CombustingMagikarp]

BROOKLYN!?!?!?!?! Dude lets hang out!!

[deathcab2005]

This dude is such a crack head

[TheSeanoftheBread]

Once again youtube has failed to inform me about a Dan Brown video.

[tylerroz23]

slow down dude

[DOzzER1995]

1:17 hahahhahahahhahahahahah

[DOzzER1995]

I liked this video before it started.

[knockzworld]

Ron Paul 2012!!!

[Ronok888]

If 2012 means the world's governments will come under a revolution and turned into a full democracy it might really be the end of the world. All the people ruling all the people is insanity. It just renders power to the greatest majority. Humanity and the world would be fucked.

[heero854]

2012 will be a great year if only for the reason that people will realize that a civilization that went extinct centuries ago doesn't need a calendar that lasts forever.

[torkelrog]

kinda depressing that dan usually only gets about 10% of the view count compared to his subscribers...

[the8bituniverse]

00:14 you sound like grover

[the8bituniverse]

:14 you sound like grover

[Ruzlier]

Do dan 3.0 again

[OMAJgaad]

can u talk a little slow :p

[SvetaTheRussianSpy]

Calm down Dan. I'd rather watch a 10 minute video of you fully expressing your ideas without rushing through so much I can't understand what you're saying.

[MrBqdq]

If regular speakers would record this video it'd be like 1hr or so... you talk soo freaking fast.

[skewb40]

Woah woah woah. I missed 5 videos in my inbox. Wth?

[tacoismykitty]

i dont disagree with anything you've said, but intense solar flares could also knock out the power grids witch could be problematic, but not the end of humanity, and as of nuclear warfare, i don't think that would completely wipe out humans but could kill a lot of people.

[ziv197]

i actually read somewhere that the Mayan calendar is off by 50-100 years, so we might be safe for now

[larrfirr]

So, rather than being the tools of a culture, machines are creating the culture? 

[2scary4yu]

That wizard rock was weird.

[Redd1587]

Damn... slow down dan, first time realizing how fast your talking!

[Anthracite95]

what if the world actually ends in 5105 and we've been holding the mayan calender upside down ... :\

[Thecrazyfish12]

@Anthracite95 OMG! Conspiracy!

[VolleLove]

@Anthracite95 because if u turn 2012 it doesnt get 5105 xD an upside down 2 would have the round thing the other way around than the 5 :D ... thats why ;)

[OMAJgaad]

@Anthracite95 i hate that joke -.-' 2 UPSIDE DOWN IS NOT 5

[HiddenNinjaInTheSky]

@Anthracite95 XD

[crissangelisawesome9]

@Anthracite95 lol

[elowex888]

@Anthracite95 that would suck

[VTKlutZ]

Go back to your cube!

[MFRoosy16]

omg..... lay off the acid. or speed.

[0gods]

@pogobat

Social media is a wet fart. . .In logic, your argument is bullshit because of non-sufficient cause. If anything, 2012 will be the year the US police state uses Twitter records requested without a warrant to arrest and (potentially) indefinitely detain US citizens who have used OWS related hash tags in their messages to coordinate protesting and avoid police action.

[doomsdayducker]

@0gods it may also mark the fall of the US govt

[RusticLou]

its not the end of the world ... its goingo to be a radical change in human race mentality

[arobbins210]

You're living in New York? ........ So jelly

[usadrumhead]

If he talks fast i must be an auctioneet

[kilika2200]

Dan, you seem stressed out... maybe you wanna take a nice break, not from uploading videos but from appearing that your life is driving you to a pit plunge. I respect you on many levels so as some advice to you... please calm down and maybe indulge yourself in your next topic in a (at least) somewhat organized way so I don't have to worry about your current condition...

[xXanimefreakstylexX]

ur are soo funny! LOL u talk soo fast!

[partyitupx]

i can't get over how fast you talk lol

[Cookies0159]

Holy shit Dan. Take it easy ..

[AlexGreenberg1]

its predicted that it would happen 2045 in terms of the exponential rate of technology. you told me this dan.

[Cralineleader]

@Drumwannabe17 It's his thinking. To speak convincingly as well as logically a person will pause as well as stutter to process their thoughts. Otherwise saying he's smart as hell.

[Cralineleader]

Agreed. I presented this to my paranois teacher. He's not paranoid anymore >:D

[friendsivemade]

Just noticed how Dan tags all his videos as "handsom". Ohh youu... ;D

[Drumwannabe17]

You stutter and like stop to think about stuff too much, it sometimes sounds a little bit like you are vomiting out noises while trying to decide what your next point is going to be. This is what editing is for.

[thenerdwriter]

Hey Dan, whatever happened to becoming a Level 5 tribe? Just curious.

[GMilo10]

IT'S THE DRUGS.

[Hoabababa]

You look really tired Dan :( especially with those bags under you eyew

[MaryChaseStrong]

What freaks me out about 2012: self-fulfilling prophecy. Some nutjob figuring it''s 2012, time to kill erryone.

[WillyMackProductions]

Not that I ever disliked them, but i am really starting to love your videos again.

[nostalgiamyantidrug]

YOU'RE IN MAH BACKYARD! GATHERING?

[freakman026]

Chiiiiiiiiilllllllll Dan you be talkin too fast.

[Sharinganeye202]

I swear ur eyebrows didn't move for 99% of the video....im worried about you. Don't do drugs.

[Lainee95]

he's gotten at least 76 times more annoying since 2008... I actually used to like his videos...

[100PercentTHCfilms]

there is a nibiru, but it aint close to us lol its still in its 3600 yr orbit lol

[FZaidi182]

@pogobat Dan! Wow, Fuse! Have you met Mark Hoppus, he is one of my idols and he hosts a show on Fuse called Hoppus on music. It's my dream to meet him and I just love his music (blink-182,+44) so much. Oh and very interesting vlog. I enjoyed it, as always.

[Samail666]

'08's video, blast from the past. ;)

[Jreyes2265]

Great video dan!

[elenatube5889]

how the f**k can anyone talk that fast?!!

[mohamedgna]

@elenatube5889 ...redbull? caffeine? assortment of drugs? training your mouth to go fast?