Chappelle's jokes here are excellent. Never heard any of those before.
He is too smart though, figuring things out like the Space Mission. What the hell Dave, you know you're not supposed to talk about things like that. Just give the people entertainment and don't remind them about how much funding and resources go towards unearthly agendas.
(More $ per minute than the common folk make in their lifetime)
(But don't ever stop to question that, move along now sheeple)
I think I heard a story about this interview somewhere. Conan need a last minute guest and they called Dave, who was incredibly high. Dave told them how high he was but they needed a guest so what could they do
I think I heard a story about this interview somewhere. Conan need a last minute guest and they called Dave, who was incredibly high. Dave told them how high he was but they needed a guest so what could they do
many Cultures in africa believe by geting the body part of an individual you get stronger, saw special on Albino black people who are killed for such reasons. Its kind of like the stuff they showed in District 9, in which the gangsters wanted the strength of the aliens and dismembered them
Funny that Dave mentions he went to Africa and the idea of carrying a vagina around in your wallet. I was watching a documentary about Liberia and one of the rebel generals said that some people actually do carry around vaginas in their wallets as a source of power or some crazy shit.
"I swear to God, you're the funniest guy i know"- Conan at the end of the interview
His interviews w/ Conan are so interesting and fun! If you've seen his interviews w/ Inside the Actors Studio or CNN, Dave isn't as relaxed and free:-)
hitler was rite now we can c wat the fuck is jews are doin fuck em
how the fuck u gonna steal a land and kill all these people with all these forbiden weapans against rocks and u come up like the victim
well cuz they control the media back in 2009 they killed about a 1000 civilians while on the american media all we were hearin about was how jhon travolta's son died c'mon son
@bwspoirson there are at most 18 million jews in the world... they seem to know how to get things done! Maybe they deserve to wield the power they do. Considered that?
@texkeks thats whats i give em credit for jews know how to stick together they help each other out with everything plus they'r smart they know how to make money but they know how to make wars 2 thats the problem
@bwspoirson yeah, I know what you mean, though it might be other people seeing them as a threat and attacking them. Nonetheless, they are funny as fuck at times. Other times less so...
I first saw Dave in one of Martin Lawrence's show. And just for bit I that I saw him, I felt his power potential in comedy, didn't know he was popular already.
one of the things i love about dave or love in this interview is how simple his comedy is. he's not worried about being clever or sounding intelligent, even though he's more intelligent than the above average dude. that why i think he and conan click so well on air. conan was raised around cultured or academic people and dave was raised in a more humble stuffs.
Dude..this interview is AWESOME...so far into the head of Dave Chappelle...The Vagina economy, movin on up from Africa to the Projects, Prostitution for Chocolate, illegal reading before the civil war, Hitler doesn't like jews, and black people in space...
Sheesh...we went around the world in this interview. LONG LIVE CHAPPELLE!
@TheIhate911 Well after the olympics in germany before ww2 Hitler hated blacks aswell because they were faster and better then the germans. Hitler didn´t just kill jews. Sometimes a joke is just a joke.
@braninho82 That is simply not true. The Germans won more medals than any other country in the world at those Olympics. The Germans dominated black athletes at those olympics.
@Ribavirin9 Just an observation. Crack/Cocaine would be a stimulant. Part of the reason they always run around and have twitches. (if you watch Chappelle then you know what Im talking about)... They probably asked him to not smoke so much weed. Which may cause long pauses or for you to laugh at your own jokes....watch Half Baked.
-Just an observation. But you can call him a druggie in your own way. Still Brilliant.
@suigenris ... dave doesnt do crack or cocaine you dumb mother fucker. dave chappelle is one of the very VERY few people who didn't sell out like jay z and rihanna and all sorts of celebrities. chappelle knows A LOT about whats going on with hollywood and the illuminati and he knows its not good. why else would he have turned down 55 million dollars for doing comedy ? theres so shit going on hes not down with.
@ovechkin100 Read my comment smart one. I never said he DID cocaine. Ribavirin said 'Holy shit, I think that Chappelle was told he had to stop smoking crack before he went on late night TV. He is so slow that I can barely watch.' LOL dumbass if he did smoke crack or coke he wouldn't be pausing, hence why I said he SMOKES WEED. Douche read. And please don't tell me he doesn't, lol...it's stamped on his forhead and on his comedy. He's genius.
@suigenris im so fucken stupid i can't believe it. chirp me again, i fucken deserve it so badly, let me have it.... I SAID LET ME HAVE IT FUCK... (no homo)
Someone needs to post his 2002ish appearance on Conan when he talked about American food drops in Afghanistan, and referred to it "raining bologna sandwiches."
stoned
pretorious700 4 months ago in playlist More videos from lalarikyu
He is so high.
BladyBladyBlaBla 4 months ago
Aussie dollar is really powerful
$1 = 1.2 Vaginas
majafaja999 4 months ago
Wow conan predicted the future right there
JonneyeTV 4 months ago
This guy is smart and funny on another level.
xxyanlixx 4 months ago
Hahaha Pre Chappelle Show
wuzcloopin 4 months ago
Conon was on point at the end the show was great as hell.
Decwarrior 4 months ago
The torched passed from Pryor to Chappelle. Period.
Synduatic 5 months ago 2
@Synduatic so it just skipped over Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock?
cyenceMillenium 3 months ago
@cyenceMillenium Yep. Skipped right over them.
Synduatic 3 months ago
this guy is amazing
he is the best
libyanhero2 5 months ago
those girls were stealing candy too it seems
therealwgr 5 months ago
damn Paul Rudd had to follow Chappelle, tough break
2846odlab 5 months ago
00.00 conans face looks so funny
MrRefuG 5 months ago
@MrRefuG AHHAHAH SO TRUEEE
paraatiful 4 months ago
dang dave should make a geust appearance as a surprise
shino475 5 months ago
Cant even steal candy anymore. Stores will enforce Civil Demands for anything now
daughterMYslaughter 5 months ago
God I feel old watching this
Ihkueren 5 months ago
i got chills when he says "chapelle's show premiers in january" time flies
raphberry 5 months ago
you can tell Conan is a really big fan of Dave, he was the most frequent guest on his show..
HymanKaplan 6 months ago
@HymanKaplan The Most Frequest Guest on Conan is Norm Macdonald Dave is in the top 5 i think
MrHillRoxx 5 months ago
Conan is funny himself
MetalTV3 6 months ago
conan is prolly daves favorite white guy
ejshafer 6 months ago
Conan was on Comedy Central?
genericmember1234 6 months ago
@genericmember1234 they show it on it a long time ago :p
HairyChestProduction 6 months ago
Its amazing that this is JUST BEFORE the launch of the Chappelle show. We were witnessing the birth of a star yet many did not know it. WOW!!!!
DMossad 6 months ago
SOMETHING ABOUT DANE COOK AND JUSTIN BIEBER
Gazzmatazz 6 months ago 3
same here dave
maggieluv21 7 months ago
the only time a conan show made me laugh
IliketoGHOSS 7 months ago
H...black people in the moon..
SuperZkym 7 months ago
123456 viewer !
birobiro889 7 months ago 5
@birobiro889 thats the stuff to point out....123456 thumbs up. people who point out first is the worse.
kchingk 7 months ago
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"Your honor THEY'RE FUCK'N QUEEEEAH!!!.........THEY'RE FUCK'N QUEEEAH!!!"
brightlights456X 8 months ago
MAN CONAN lovez Dave. u know how u can tell @ 00:13 he laughed in between calling Dave out az in 2 set the tone 4his throat fo whatz 2come.
central848 8 months ago
Chappelle's jokes here are excellent. Never heard any of those before.
He is too smart though, figuring things out like the Space Mission. What the hell Dave, you know you're not supposed to talk about things like that. Just give the people entertainment and don't remind them about how much funding and resources go towards unearthly agendas.
(More $ per minute than the common folk make in their lifetime)
(But don't ever stop to question that, move along now sheeple)
coupleofpennies 8 months ago
wow they didn't know how big his show was going to be
tls123456 8 months ago
lol i thought i was the only one who ever caught or even remembered that they used to show conan on comedy central
severedin2 8 months ago
little did they know what Chappelle Show would become
WalkingthePlank28 8 months ago 30
Dave:" I have the money, she has the vagina, you understand?"
mexijew 8 months ago
he's really stoned.
matttylove2 8 months ago
Man, dave has THE best comedic timing. You can even tell by the Hitler Joke...he can make anything funny.
dangmama820 9 months ago 2
Why is it that in every video about a comedian someone has to compare them to Dane Cook?
Tronite 9 months ago
@Tronite because he sucks and yet dane is popular.
voodoochild346 9 months ago
It's good to be black man
mexijew 9 months ago
*comment on dane cook being a cunt*
robotfamilygchicken 9 months ago
I think I heard a story about this interview somewhere. Conan need a last minute guest and they called Dave, who was incredibly high. Dave told them how high he was but they needed a guest so what could they do
holycrapwtf 9 months ago
I think I heard a story about this interview somewhere. Conan need a last minute guest and they called Dave, who was incredibly high. Dave told them how high he was but they needed a guest so what could they do
holycrapwtf 9 months ago
stupid
vict0r1ous 10 months ago
How high is he in this????
abuxman 10 months ago 3
@abuxman He's not high. lol
That's just Dave Chappelle
SnoWKingJdog 9 months ago
Man,Chappelle is so cool.
bealtespip123 10 months ago 2
they used to show a replay of conan shows on comedy central the day after. 6 o'clock i believe
littlefootlongft 10 months ago
Conan was on Comedy Central????
Cimmcia 10 months ago
I miss Dave Chappelle!!!1
cockbulge69 11 months ago 3
"Nigga, who taught you octagon?!"
LiBlub1 11 months ago 4
@LiBlub1 That was Chris Rock on "Never Scared", not Dave Chappelle
Loknload 10 months ago
@Loknload they all look the same!
LiBlub1 10 months ago
DAVE CHAPPELLE = PROPER LEGENDARY COMEDIAN.
DANE COOK = PRICK LAMEASS CLOWN.
CapitalBhoy78 11 months ago 141
@CapitalBhoy78 why are they even compared
MuggaReik 10 months ago
@CapitalBhoy78 i can only repeat what i wrote yesterday. you are one pathetic motherfucker. get your life together.
Pravoizavlijesvijeta 8 months ago
@Pravoizavlijesvijeta Pathetic for speaking the truth you retard?
CapitalBhoy78 8 months ago
@CapitalBhoy78 go on hulu and watch the latest LOUIE episode
alexTV 4 months ago
...and it was a great show...
PieceofMindmusic 11 months ago
Great post 2 Awesome Shows..
SwaggerLikeUz 11 months ago
i'm sorry sir this vagina is declined - LMAO!!!
majafaja999 11 months ago
so glad conan has the beard....i couldn't watch if he went back to this look again.
SMDB82 11 months ago
"your the funniest guy i know" thats a great endorsement from one of the funniest people I know
both of these guys are hilarious
jjws 1 year ago 7
damn everytime i smoke some weed i see daves videos.....and i forget allways the time...damn shit weed and chapelle
Zelectec 1 year ago
hes high as shit
djphlange 1 year ago
many Cultures in africa believe by geting the body part of an individual you get stronger, saw special on Albino black people who are killed for such reasons. Its kind of like the stuff they showed in District 9, in which the gangsters wanted the strength of the aliens and dismembered them
reernandes05 1 year ago
hes high
PS3joecheatle 1 year ago
@PS3joecheatle
when is he not high lol. hes rich bitch!
serching4truth 1 year ago
Funny that Dave mentions he went to Africa and the idea of carrying a vagina around in your wallet. I was watching a documentary about Liberia and one of the rebel generals said that some people actually do carry around vaginas in their wallets as a source of power or some crazy shit.
FastJohnnyNardGard 1 year ago
what are you doing on space ?
nothing we just chilling lol
handidiboy 1 year ago
I just find to him to be soooo funny....Dave Chapelle...we luv u mehn :) this vid needs more views :)
1masfarero 1 year ago
" let me you something ...... This guy...... did not like Jewish people at all."HAHAHAHA
alyxis11 1 year ago 2
0:00
RealSteveEyes 1 year ago
I think sometimes Conan holds his laughter for a more appropriate moment to burst out laughing....
He's like come on Dave, nasty joke, P.C joke... let's go... *snaps fingers*
Bak3dB3an 1 year ago
me too dave im a studderer to
klutznluv 1 year ago
conan never met jim carrey?
FunsPeople 1 year ago
"I swear to God, you're the funniest guy i know"- Conan at the end of the interview
His interviews w/ Conan are so interesting and fun! If you've seen his interviews w/ Inside the Actors Studio or CNN, Dave isn't as relaxed and free:-)
nammm3 1 year ago 7
the VAGINA is stronger than money!!! wahahahaha
thetimsalaproject 1 year ago
hitler was rite now we can c wat the fuck is jews are doin fuck em
how the fuck u gonna steal a land and kill all these people with all these forbiden weapans against rocks and u come up like the victim
well cuz they control the media back in 2009 they killed about a 1000 civilians while on the american media all we were hearin about was how jhon travolta's son died c'mon son
bwspoirson 1 year ago
@bwspoirson there are at most 18 million jews in the world... they seem to know how to get things done! Maybe they deserve to wield the power they do. Considered that?
texkeks 1 year ago
@texkeks thats whats i give em credit for jews know how to stick together they help each other out with everything plus they'r smart they know how to make money but they know how to make wars 2 thats the problem
bwspoirson 1 year ago
@bwspoirson yeah, I know what you mean, though it might be other people seeing them as a threat and attacking them. Nonetheless, they are funny as fuck at times. Other times less so...
texkeks 1 year ago
hitler was rite now we can c wat the fuck is jews are doin fuck em
how the fuck u gonna steal a land and kill all these people with all these forbiden weapans against rocks and u come up like the victim
bwspoirson 1 year ago
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hitler was rite now we can c wat the fuck is jews are doin fuck em
bwspoirson 1 year ago
Conan & Dave just make for so awesome combo =)
Frosmad 1 year ago 2
genuis
proni1 1 year ago
when did they show Conan on comedy central?
ResidentKiller22 1 year ago
I first saw Dave in one of Martin Lawrence's show. And just for bit I that I saw him, I felt his power potential in comedy, didn't know he was popular already.
chibustin 1 year ago
"I swear your the funniest person i know" Hell ya cause he is
BossRecordsInc 1 year ago
wow, dave really loves those hats.
rgrm4lyf 1 year ago 2
he is so high
ArgTincho 1 year ago
im fitting to put hershy out of business
brucekirk89 1 year ago
six dumbs dude smart comedy is not for you
zebi347 1 year ago
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White power niggas!!!
TakeDetour 1 year ago
Dave is actually the greatest comedian ALIVE...
rickjames21 1 year ago
Ho looked high as shit
vexun11 1 year ago 3
if dave would have stayed on his show, conan woulnt never been cought.
streethustla24 1 year ago
@streethustla24 what do you mean
vexun11 1 year ago
dave chappellleeeeeeeee...=]
jackielime21 1 year ago
Dave Chappele should host SNL!!!!!!!!!!
AVINATION 1 year ago 6
did he call conan nigga 1:15
mmtna 1 year ago
@mmtna
no "then i stole some candy, didn't i?"
dragonstone111 1 year ago
@dragonstone111 oh shit I heard nigga for some reason my bad
mmtna 1 year ago
@mmtna
haha it's cool.
dragonstone111 1 year ago
@mmtna I think he did, he tried to mumble it, but it couldn't be anything else... cuz Conan's down like that, lol. Great catch!
afireflysignal 1 year ago
conan and dave make a good combo!
mmtna 1 year ago 38
They were playing P-Funk when Dave walked in
bcolborn 1 year ago
one of the things i love about dave or love in this interview is how simple his comedy is. he's not worried about being clever or sounding intelligent, even though he's more intelligent than the above average dude. that why i think he and conan click so well on air. conan was raised around cultured or academic people and dave was raised in a more humble stuffs.
nomad10101 1 year ago 4
chappelle is so high during this interview its hilarious
KuthaJuice 1 year ago
@KuthaJuice no he aint dawg
CoY0shii 1 year ago
@CoY0shii you dont know
KuthaJuice 1 year ago
this dude is an originator man never hear anyone say stuff like this. And even mike epps was biting some of his jokes at his show.
youtubbin16 1 year ago
dave chappelle should have taken over for Conan when he left Late Night. More people would be watching.
bongboi2000 1 year ago
candy stealer! lol
koppda1015 1 year ago
That's 6!...Ah hah!
lmao how does he jus come up wit this shit, he is the fuckin best comedian ever
converseshoeboy 1 year ago
These 2 along with Louis C.K. are the funniest 3 people on the planet.
BigJoshua 1 year ago 5
Black people in space...nigga that be the day
8324922061 1 year ago
@8324922061
Funniest comment I've read all day
dope1 1 year ago
this guy, did not like jewish people at all.. thats the funnyest way iv heard anyone descrive hitler
samstterhamstteer 1 year ago
" The vagina is stronger than money. If i could i'd put one in my wallet!"
word !!!
Manzeron 1 year ago 2
little did they both know just how popular "chappelle show" would become
pOBrain 1 year ago
u could tell hes hella good he usualy never uses the same stuff not like other comedians
abyssofjosh 1 year ago
LOL love the Charlie Daniels flash at the end
artistsandbox 1 year ago
how conan was so right about the show being great
dakingofdano 1 year ago
All chapelle ever did was weed nt anything serious
bigboshit 1 year ago
@bigboshit He took shrooms once, at least he told it in his act;) You can look it up: dave chappelle in San Fran, its on the youtubes.
BigKahuna93 1 year ago
Dude..this interview is AWESOME...so far into the head of Dave Chappelle...The Vagina economy, movin on up from Africa to the Projects, Prostitution for Chocolate, illegal reading before the civil war, Hitler doesn't like jews, and black people in space...
Sheesh...we went around the world in this interview. LONG LIVE CHAPPELLE!
dangmama820 1 year ago 3
@dangmama820 ...perfect interview..the only missing was midgets.
tswagg504 1 year ago
Oh God, I nostalgia'd hard.
"See you all next week!"
"Good things will happen if you just work hard."
No you won't, Dave.
No they won't, Conan.
ffnovice7 1 year ago
he's a legend!
23Saladin 1 year ago 7
Hitler hates Jews.
Did u understand that?
Hollywood shows Hitler as a Black hater and a kinda Jew hater.
Dave made a statement, but did u hear it?
TheIhate911 1 year ago
@TheIhate911 Well after the olympics in germany before ww2 Hitler hated blacks aswell because they were faster and better then the germans. Hitler didn´t just kill jews. Sometimes a joke is just a joke.
braninho82 1 year ago
@braninho82 That is simply not true. The Germans won more medals than any other country in the world at those Olympics. The Germans dominated black athletes at those olympics.
Robohump 1 year ago
man I want more chappelle show!
laurence265 1 year ago
that's awesome that paul rudd is on right after
Fluganflogen 1 year ago
i miss both of their shows so much
marcusmanslaughter 1 year ago 55
And if you aren't careful, she'll have the money AND the vagina.
blackbootparty 2 years ago 36
is that a real 58 59 les paul or a copy..
rotolo 2 years ago
@rotolo
I think it's real--I read in an article that not only did Les Paul give him a guitar, he signed it for him.
CamilleNadia 2 years ago
@CamilleNadia who is it
rotolo 2 years ago
i think he only plays that crack head...so I guess he is clean and witful^^
rula42 2 years ago 7
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Holy shit, I think that Chappelle was told he had to stop smoking crack before he went on late night TV. He is so slow that I can barely watch.
That aside, Dave Chappelle is a brilliant man with a beautiful mind.
Ribavirin9 2 years ago
@Ribavirin9 Just an observation. Crack/Cocaine would be a stimulant. Part of the reason they always run around and have twitches. (if you watch Chappelle then you know what Im talking about)... They probably asked him to not smoke so much weed. Which may cause long pauses or for you to laugh at your own jokes....watch Half Baked.
-Just an observation. But you can call him a druggie in your own way. Still Brilliant.
suigenris 2 years ago 3
@suigenris ... dave doesnt do crack or cocaine you dumb mother fucker. dave chappelle is one of the very VERY few people who didn't sell out like jay z and rihanna and all sorts of celebrities. chappelle knows A LOT about whats going on with hollywood and the illuminati and he knows its not good. why else would he have turned down 55 million dollars for doing comedy ? theres so shit going on hes not down with.
ovechkin100 1 year ago 11
@ovechkin100 Read my comment smart one. I never said he DID cocaine. Ribavirin said 'Holy shit, I think that Chappelle was told he had to stop smoking crack before he went on late night TV. He is so slow that I can barely watch.' LOL dumbass if he did smoke crack or coke he wouldn't be pausing, hence why I said he SMOKES WEED. Douche read. And please don't tell me he doesn't, lol...it's stamped on his forhead and on his comedy. He's genius.
suigenris 9 months ago
@suigenris buddy this was like a year ago.
ovechkin100 9 months ago
@ovechkin100 Yup. But luckily it's in print. So you can read how much of an idiot you were a year ago. Just say this shit today.
suigenris 9 months ago
@ovechkin100 Luckily it's in print, so you can read how dumb you were a year ago. I did today when I saw this for the first time.
suigenris 9 months ago
@suigenris im so fucken stupid i can't believe it. chirp me again, i fucken deserve it so badly, let me have it.... I SAID LET ME HAVE IT FUCK... (no homo)
ovechkin100 9 months ago
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We believe ya conan.....
No need to swear to god
MagicRobocop 2 years ago
all time top 3 comedians
dave cha-p
31MillerTime31 2 years ago
His comedy sound like me when I'm stoned; of course more organized and funny.
terrestrialrain 2 years ago
yep he is high as hell
granthill50 2 years ago 5
lol low stake crime, stealing candy hahahah
salahaddin2009 2 years ago 2
hes gotta be ripped in this iinterview
dumbfound92 2 years ago 8
Lmao lol real talk...Peace!
PrinceNamor777 2 years ago
What an understatement from Conan at the 8:11 mark
mishyprizes 2 years ago 8
Someone needs to post his 2002ish appearance on Conan when he talked about American food drops in Afghanistan, and referred to it "raining bologna sandwiches."
mikbarrett 2 years ago
when dave said " this guy did not like jewish people at all" i was like this guy is high as hell
omgcopyritedstuff 2 years ago 4
"This guy, did not like Jewish people at all!"
NinetiesYouth 2 years ago 157
@NinetiesYouth
Does anybody?
Bagelbutcher 1 year ago
@NinetiesYouth lol that should be on Hitler's wikipedia
longview1987 1 year ago
@NinetiesYouth who does? !
13abyShark 1 year ago
Yep, Conan was pretty damn right on his evaluation on how good Chappelle's Show would be.
JSelby 2 years ago 135
yup, to bad it didnt last
HarutFromNH 2 years ago
@JSelby they're like-minded, conan and dave, what they have in common is that they're no sell-outs. They have principles. My two biggest heroes
vai82 1 year ago 2
Spain gets the black guy and the gold!
SirrSnowman 2 years ago
$20 daves high during this interview.
boomersooner 2 years ago 11
$50 :)
terrestrialrain 2 years ago
So that's why Dave Chappelle wanted that bag of Reese's Peanut butter cups!
YoshiClone112 2 years ago
when did chappelle the black bush? before that interview?
wladger 2 years ago
After the interview, in Chappelle Show season 2
mielivika 2 years ago
this is awesome! i watched this when it originally aired, twas my first time seeing conan. ive been a fan every since
metalmilitia06 2 years ago 9
my favourite comedian and my favourite person in one interiview. i love it.
thegov08 2 years ago 8
I just stole candy tonight, and was going to use the same excuse.
Julianhache 2 years ago
you could tell he was makin conan uncomfortable with his jokes.
HEATKING826 2 years ago