Be My Valentine

[TheSniperpenguin]

U don't even belong in that scale

[mariotribe3]

I think copses are very hot.

[GSG9Blazzar]

@theSHITIFYRE THE FUCK!? O_o

[ironcityblue]

4:12 wait, what? who is THAT?!?!?!?!

[ironcityblue]

roses are red, violets are blue, you have epic tits, have sex with me, fool!

and also, please do the cinnamon challenge, thank you.

[funrizwan]

The fuck was up with the dude... looks like crappy CGI or a mask.

[mathimaticsman]

KassemG Anyone?

[margit97]

SWIFTKARATECHOP & SPRICKET24 IN THE SAME VIDEO = <3

[EstaThePesta]

I definitely prefer this karen way more reserved less ridiculous why have you changed cant you go back and stop acting like a self-absorbed slut!

[cerealkiller1124]

So the scale is realistically only 1-9 and she sees herself as an 8? I guess you gotta love narcissists. No wait, they do that for themselves already.

[yoltmb]

2010 your vid is so much hotter than 2012. I'd love to give you sweet kisses, yea that might happen like monkeys might fly out of my butt.

[Mr1FineDay]

Nice Costumes.

[bourimaBdupp]

Excuse me.. but you're absolutly a 4 just because u are cute and not HOT ! on top of your cuteness, you are fucking DUMB, hypocrite, a show off, and FAT !

[kimnor123]

Men ifs your an 8, then I am a 5 not cool underestimating your self. Your 10 making me a 7

[hajestheamazin]

you are a 100000000000000000000

[spawnabhi]

Ur old .. U cud be a 6 ... No way an 8 .. Dont overhype urself lady

[Smallville4ever2011]

CTFxC FTW :-D

[Sarah510510]

She looks good as a blonde!

[diabloeb]

Lol, so you think you're an 8? I'm fine with that, cause I'm a 7, 8 on an energetic day :-D Wanna be with me this valentines day? ;-)

[NinjaBuddy98]

Hahaha Charles. "I thought that was good..." Haha :) CTFxC FTW :D

[antman23p]

december???

[midu914]

You're kind of spoiled... Quit being so picky and let yourself be happy...

[Egdbankai13]

The man costume freaked me out

[thelaudrybasket]

NOOO D: swifty is a total 10!! or a 9

[SuperCameron3000]

wow

[xijkix]

This bitch is so annoying

[foxycleox]

pfft, i break the scale..

jokes i dont.

[tripples2700]

im about an 8, with that logic youre a 9.9 unless youre different from your videos, but im just crushing via youtube. both looks and personality 9.9.

[WhiteoutRocksOfishul]

i see myself as an 8, im not bad lookin and people think im a great guy

[somniavitasunt]

0 - 10 I'm a changeling

[PitsPenguins87]

im a 10

[greenessR]

Lol!! Funny your calling 'yourself' an 8

[ploy3snoy]

You're not an eight, you're a 6.8

[ploy3snoy]

Your thumbnails are always super sexy, but in your videos your just not..... Sorry. <3

[rapandthekillers]

0:30

the f ?

[ladygaga19ify]

it took me 3 minutes to figure out that the music was coming from the video

[therockchannel100]

tactical mute incoming

[nigelpje00]

0 for me :D

[89Valkyrie]

How to enjoy this video:

Step 1: Be a male

Step 2: Mute the video

Step 3: Take off pants

Step 4: Fap and enjoy!!!

[MultiGoban]

I think Ima 4~6

:C

[wmh1717]

Bo obs are perfect tool for marketing advancetage

[Terra1311]

lets make it more interesting and make it also how much money you have, how much power you have, how strangly pretty you look as a boy or strangly handsome as a woman, how good a fighter/martial artist you are.

how famous are you, how infamous are you, hows your fashion, are you a criminal are you not a criminal? are you a cool criminal or are you a psycho criminal are you a hermaphroditish pretty boy/girl person and have the best of both worlds? or the worst of both?

eeehhhh thats all i got.

[Terra1311]

rofl "and i kept talking about how much i hate coffee" rofl i love her shes great so funny.

I see alot of these assholes who usually love themselves on youtube but she seems pretty down to earth and hilarious.

[MissMakeupandGossip]

well ur a 100000000000000

and well im a 7

[skull2644]

I do believe I'm an 8 too lol but YOU are a 9+ :)

[SuperBearcats22]

you are a strong, independent women though

[SuperBearcats22]

eight

[TheSaintsfan16]

I will be your valentine :D

[jeremy4ags]

517 people failed at speed dating

[EthansEntertainment]

What if i'm a cyborg? Where am I on the scale?

[TomShloop2]

@EthansEntertainment over 9000

[schenkelbart88]

i could listen all day to you sigh

[x1yankeefan11]

im a 10.. lol nahhh jk. 12 (; haha

[theSHITIFYRE]

I wish women couldn't finger themselves then Men would have a meaning !

[Terra1311]

@theSHITIFYRE huh? eh men can masturbate are you stupid?

i could go into all the factors of having a partner and how it makes your life different in a variety of ways but tbh im getting tired of giant explinations wasted on idiots.

[thaSouthernMOVEMENT]

Your hot and Funny, but your makeup is messed up pretty bad

[memokral12]

I did get off. No thanks.

[kronos368nz]

this shit is fuckin hilarious

[TheShishi19]

ur a 10



[candy20953]

OMG THAT WAS FUNNY

[hp11208]

SLUT STFU AND OPEN THAT PUSSY TAKE A HARD POUNDING IN UR CUNT THEN U WILL GET A BLOODY VALENTINE

[sk8erninjababy99]

u a 10 if u got any crazier ud be 200 on my chart

[Slashdeath97]

@sk8erninjababy99 Hey it's a 12 year old!

[MakY19P3rU]

there is something wrong with your lib's!

[Mathesson1]

Im a 7 DATE ME!!!! :D haha this was funny.

[itscontagiousx3]

you're a freaking 9. i love how true your videos are true!

[freeonlinetutorials]

You're kinda cute. Just cut out the Red Bull a little bit ok?

[JovanMoonshine]

ur def a 5 not more not less...

[codybird344]

Karen's score is over 9000

[natalie021201]

im a 8! :D and im 10!!!!!!!!!!

[iHasPancakez]

ok! :D

[mmaier2112]

Maybe you shoulda kept your legs closed?

[brownspottedbanana]

GIRL! YOU ARE THE ANSWER TO THE WARS AND AGGRESSION! ALL WORLD LEADERS REPORT WITH THIS GAL! SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS AND SHOW US THAT CHOCOLATE STAINED HOLE! WE MAKE PEACE TREATY

[9itachi9ita]

She really really can talk a lot ... :)

[cutecatattack11]

thumbs up 4 the guy XD

[llVIU]

you are a 1 and it's 1-10 not 0-10, dumbass

[almor619]

im kinda in the -2 -1 part of the scale ... its nice and quite here ...

[angelkaykay007]

cute puppy face at 4:37 lol

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

IMMA 100000

[MissSeriouslyRandom]

I think Im like a 5..or maybe 6.

[gailmckennag]

(*)(*) get em out

[Dg42983]

She's psychotic, weird and hot. Perfect woman!

[MickkeyM80]

problem is, if you look like a corpse, you're a 0, have a good personality, so like 7 say, then you would technically average out at like a 3 or 4, which would be WRONG!

[uwantfreethings]

establish a connection? lmao!!! Ur a "man-hungry" woman too, at the time(according to you - YOU said that).

So you hated the other 20 man-hungry women....but thought it was ok for you to do the same thing THEY were doing?

Wow...I fail to see the logic.

But, there I sat...alone on Valentine's last year, because I left my wife for committing adultery, and getting into meth(I do no drugs at all).

Someday, I HOPE, I'll find a Goddess...beautiful inside n out, and I won't put a # on her

[mellylasalle]

I thought she just had a baby?

[06164676]

your stoned in this aren't you

[gardenchair]

i think this girl should be sectioned. she is clearly mentally ill.

[nayelisdayana]

OH come one MAKE A MAKE UP TUTORIALLLLLLLLLLL pleaseeeee

[aekpani]

hey what are your plans for next one ?:D

[yenhan705eh77]

If you're rich you instantly move to number 10.

[mnsc410]

you have three kids so you can obviously take it like a champ in the bedroom. that automatically makes you a 5 no matter what age you are. your cooking skills can be anywhere from a 0 to 2 point increase depending if you're as good in the kitchen as you are in bed. and if your ability to clean up after me like a good little bitch can also get you up to 2 more points

[MrUpload]

can you be a negative number? 3:D>

[wjzabat]

8;;;;;;;;;;;;;D

[xandebc]

@tubercxzz hahaha

[Flexstarz]

Youre defianetly a 4 but if we put you on mute youll be a 9

[SuperEmree]

@Flexstarz HAHA THAT REALLY WORKED :))

[Forester226]

@Flexstarz

Nice call.

[sodapop554]

Thumbs up if you're a 5 & proud!

[blinkystop]

I'm pink and full of organs on the inside, where do i rank?

[gailmckennag]

this is hell if someone as lovely and funny as you are single then what chance have i got? i'd faint if you smiled at me.

[mrboppman1]

@gailmckennag spricket's such a fox and she's really a 9 plus almost a ten... kathryn hiegl is a 10 kind of hard to reach that level. her personality is a rocket and I think she could handle her own tv show...what do you think?

[gailmckennag]

@mrboppman1 heigl doesn't do anything for me.spricket should have her own 24/7 channel.she is sexy and funny , she is 11/10 and i'd like to ***** her ******* then ******** her **********.lol.she's funnier than any host including olivia munn , chelsea handler.i'm not just syaing that because she has gr8 big knockers because she is beautiful too.i wish i could get all her clips on one dvd.

[mrboppman1]

@gailmckennag sounds like you're just echoing what I said about the tv show anf spricket being a fox. can you add something of your own?

[Dylan808Raynes]

id fuck the corpse either way lmaoo jk

[MrJmart1322]

HOW THE F R U SINGLE WITH THOSE TIT

[nechikens]

Why you gotta be such an attention whore?

[THEDINGDONGWONG]

your a 11

[creepoc]

8 in the inside? And 7 in the outside maybe.

[ZachHENDRICKS]

@creepoc 8 inches in the inside? 7 when out?

[creepoc]

@ZachHENDRICKS Whut? I don't have a dick, and if I did, I don't think that I'd be able to put it inside. I guess that's what you were talking about.

[killashady93]

im less than or equal to 6...

[MrAlexH1991]

She's like a nine and three quarters with an adorable, quirky, funny personality... how the FUCK is she single? Someone is fucking with the matrix...

[nayelisdayana]

please REALLY MAKE UP TUTORIAL!!! please make one :)

[itcomptek]

I call bullshit! One person could think you're a 3 and another could think you're a 10 and the person giving the opinion could be any number as well. This is a worthless biased opinion that doesnt even make sense!!! Also you forgot to include MONEY into the equation.

[ArsiniMusic]

@itcomptek Money doesn't make the person lol :P

[Mlgsucksballs]

@ArsiniMusic I like how you added in the lol :P to show that your opinion is worthless. Money makes alot of difference to a woman's opinion on what number they are. But not as much as how good they are in bed. Trust me. lol :P

[itcomptek]

Tell that to the thousands or millions of women out there that marry a guy for money!! You dont get out much do you?

[colt41921]

im a negative 9.. and proud

[TheRoninxxi]

No, no, no, no, so not an 8... Not even close to an 8. PERFECT 10! Dear god, if you're like this off camera, I fully intend to marry you, hahahahaha... Creepy!-ish... but in a good way, see? It's kinda creepy but I said in a good way, so that makes it ok!

[ThingsMarchBrings]

SWIFTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[nayelisdayana]

uuuuuuuuuuuu last guy is hot !! :)



[trainedWWIIsoldier]

fight the temptation fight the temptation fight the temptation i....cant i need to look

[TheNotoriousJesus]

NO! I won't be your valentine!

[AfRoMaNiAcPRODUCTION]

Thumbs up for retarded policeman!

[grimjawz06]

you're an 8?

[xsinisterxgodx]

I'm a 6 looking for a 9.

...what do you mean that doesn't go to scale?!

[galoonboy]

you look so awesome as a man! hahaha

[xabu787]

"personality"

[vargothleonid]

you forgot one big component to the scale; maybe THEE biggest: money. i know, i know, its not on every single persons scale and might not be on your personal scale but, really, lets be real here...really.

[JClucky13]

was it just me or did her as a guy look super cute?? thats weird

[1995DylanJ]

you're personality is already a huge 10 xD

[TexasGurl66]

i need to know the guy iin the hat that made the sad face. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! <3

[JClucky13]

@TexasGurl66 SWIFTY!

[TexasGurl66]

@JClucky13 my future husband. <3

[CapSicarius]

definitely a 137 out of 10!

[HetfieldAuditore]

youre definitely a 100

not kidding. thats true thumbs up if you agree

[ryanorocks503]

you are definitley an 11

[DeJuanDon]

The Military loves doing psychological shit like that. They're not going to Save A Lot. Duh! While I was over there working for a Company called, "Brandenburg Demolition" an Industrial Service Company. Industrial? Wow, zat what all that Marine shit was about there? The Military-industrial complex.

[DeJuanDon]

They don't seem to want to do the shit here though even though these people here are worse than even the ones were over there. I mean, sure one of them got some bullet holes through his door and Save A Lot burned down, which just seems like something the Military would do... but still. Wasn't a very good soldier. He just fired some rounds through the guy's door, not get a clear sight of his target. Pretty sure... Well, they're not going to Save A Lot... lol And, they're increasing troop levels.

[DeJuanDon]

They don't even give me enough money to live on really, and I applied for a College grant or whatever but since I'm a Federal Contractor I couldn't get one. Everyone is just trying to pull the rug out from under me. My ancestors paid for this damn place and we built it. And, I was told, "You can't quit." But I'm tired of helping fight wars, building this damn place, and being treated like shit. I didn't kill anyone with my own hands, but they made sure to let me know they did what I told them.

[DeJuanDon]

It is messed up. All these assholes about are just like... do more... do more... do more... and they never do anything themselves. It is really pissing me off. I feel like I'm about ready to fucking die. Bunch of lazy ass bums. You know the States owe Federal Workers billions of dollars right now... like me... they have no intention of paying that back I don't think. Some even want to secede from the Union. This State owes like 2 billion and that one 11 billion... all of them do.

[DeJuanDon]

I know what I need... maybe some zinc. That might be an ulcer. Zinc helps get rid of those.

[DeJuanDon]

but I'm feeling kind of old inside.

[DeJuanDon]

I don't want to go to Hell gosh dang it. I've been a good Boy. I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I help people all the time, I've done well in my classes, I've worked pretty hard... I don't know how much I can exercise anymore though. Seems like I get a torn muscle or something everytime I do it anymore. I think I've about reached the peak on that. I'm not even going to talk about what seems to happen everytime I do sit ups anymore. Gross. I may not be it by some people's standards,

[StarcraftObserver1]

you look just like the Main Character in Weeds jezus..

[PoochJD]

I'll admit it, I'm not that attractive (5/6 out of 10), but my personality rocks (7.5/8 out of 10). Sadly, a lady as nice as you, wouldn't give a guy like me the time of day. :-(

[Z3EA]

spriket is definitely a 10

[BlackthornLegacy]

im told ima 10. but i think ima 8. so maybe ima 9

[mhardin27]

its possible to be a 10 if we were judging ur tits ;)

[ElinNguyen]

aww.. Swifty

[Backfish97]

ICH WILL KEIN MEISTERMAGIER WERDEN!!

[Dorfmiester]

if you ever need a date for valentines day again, we can be your dates?

[MitchellTheCake]

IM a fucking 10

[musicalsoul08]

You're really funny and beautiful

[MrSkateboard360]

spricket 24 i am 24 years old iam not ugly and id love to be your valentine becauses your pretty and hot

[OzarkOrc]

Nine, you are definitely a nine. And will probably still be at least a seven when you are 72...

We'll never get to that point, but you could eat crackers in my bed.

[TheSwayzeTrain]

@OzarkOrc fact!

[namizmo]

that guy has a nice rack.

[Squigglez89]

PLEASE JUST TAKE ME <3

[gailmckennag]

i'd never be drunk enough and i drink a lot.

[BlackOpsThunder]

from 1 to 10 your a 24

[927hotstuff]

OMG KAREY!! How can you not have a date? Seriously! You're smart , pretty , and funny. You cracked me up with the "would ya eat ur own dog" video. I don't watch your videos because of your breats...that''d be gay of me to do that...ANYWAYS...You're videos make me think of things that are crazy. Like...vampire cows...You're very nice and I wish the best for your cute daughter LuLu!! Bye Karen!!

[reyj177]

STFU

[CodisTheDestroyer]

I honestly find it impossible to believe that you would need to go speed dating.

[M7amad12345]

to me your a 10 ;) <3

[DeJuanDon]

That is pretty wierd though I think because it is a Green Beret's main duty, an Army Scout's duty, to enforce the Geneva Convention. "Needles, little tiny needles in my arm. Ohhhhh!" -a Military Flechette. They used to pack shotgun shells with these little needle darts, a Military Flechette. They go right on through. The Geneva Convention defines torture and stuff, and that is agains the US Constitution. They've been torturing people in that prison right there too. Wtf?

[DeJuanDon]

I like that song by A Bullet For My Valentine: Scream, Aim, Fire. By the way, they're carrying Armor Piercing Rounds... why'd they need that? A Scout Friend of mine slipped one from one of their guns. You know, I'm not so sure those are legal for anyone really. I thought Armor Piercing Bullets were outlawed in the Geneva Convention, and that is why the Military wasn't allowed to carry Military Flechettes in their shotguns anymore. That is where the Scout's money goes I read, Geneva.

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

And, by the way, if you want to entertain the absurdity of assigning numbers to people as a way to compartmentalize their entire lives, you are a 6 on a good day.

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

Call Rent-A-Fellah. They are basically gigolos-for-hire.  For the right amount of cash, they'll accomodate you regarding anything.

[chaosAD84]

u're a 10+x

[herm000]

1. I'd choose u anytime

2. Your a a 10 !

[TheJohnnybelfast]

What a dumb video... I'd say she's a 2. She needs to lay off the sugar.