HOW TO BUILD A BUNKER

[mcmaxter]

hahaha the tunnel leads to an oil tower, yeah that's inmune to bombing and destruction... haha

[TheCapstone100]

Well, I have a solution that won't require building a bunker. GET NEW FRIENDS.....!!!!!

[Arabmoney47]

I just wasted 1:37 seconds of my life.

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

I love the ending. Very clever

[youradaftcuntumind]

this man is a absolute genius. what he doesn't know about fortification isn't worth knowing.

[russiankid530]

i love this tutorial THANKS!!

[MrKimberCrazy]

Yeah never let anyone know while digging a 50ft hole, and then building a house.... OH and make sure the escape tunnel comes up right by an OIL PUMP!!!!!!! Lol Because that is definitely safe cause it won't catch on fire or anything if its bombed :P

[rbxtreme96]

this guy is serious about having hodgy terrorist buddies lol

[vaughanOsaurus]

Step #1: Destroy your house.

Step #2: Rebuild your house in the area that is immune to bombing.

Step #3: Profit

[teddumass]

lol

[icontron]

wow what the fuck , dud your fucked up, lol, i am an usa man and i say this is the most weard shit, is that what its like over in your country , im sad to hear that ,god bless and good luck

[climbingdude1971]

I been digging a hole behind my trailer for three weeks! I done busted through my septic tank!......so I made that my dag gone shelter!

[jonmclovin]

never take advice from a taliban member

[fighttees]

Is this a joke?... You're dead after the first air strike. You'd had a better chance Finding The Rockafeller's bunker. Here's a tip don't fire at planes in the first place.

[RDJim]

better yet, make new friends.

[silenthunder85]

or, you could make sure you & your friends aren't launching rockets at Americans.. because if you are, this shitty bunker wouldn't help you in any case... it will only become a really expensive grave.

[MegaSurviverman]

Haugie made Bandet dig that all by himself..just saying

[Dannnneh]

This is the dumbest fucking thing... ever... of a period of time.

[lnoagkois]

or you could just live in the new area that is immune to bombing and destruction...

[555gypsie]

this has to be the funniest video ive seen ahahahahahahahahhaahahah

[MrAdam483]

holy fuck i forgot the ladders 

[buddgreenthumb]

stupid ...

[Cameronwilliams469]

you get in the pipe and fall 50 feet down into a concrete box to find out your house collapses on you and you die a srry man/woman

[Keeney99]

I really don't think anyone who lives is a war zone, gets their house blown up daily and has shitty ass friends that use your house to shoot off bombs at the Americans can afford to build all this...

[MOVIMKR7]

this is the dumbest video i have ever seen, in a war zone, you dont build down 40-50 ft, you dont tunnel without someone knowing, and the voice of this video is crap, who the hell. a total mess,

[monsimand]

is this troll physics

[a10fjet]

How to build a bunker

Step 1: Build a bunker

[drughello]

step 1 join the refugees

step 2 don't listen somebody that think you have the money to build a bunker because i know you have no water and food during war so is better find that first. anyway first entrance for the bunker placed under the house is a good wat to transfer shockwave from the house exploding to your shelter and die by lung bleeding and therefore axfisiation. safe exit to a burning oil duct is also not reccomended. If you are in bunker the army will charge you for terror & torture u.

[drughello]

Complete mind fuck! is it a joke or what?

[ftlqed]

Build a house? Chairman mau is gonna shit, they dead friends.

[guns5050]

so next time my friend comes over to "test" his new nuke I can hide in a hole

[iamgregjennings]

Step #1 Don't bomb America in the first place

Step #2 No more getting fucked up by the best country in the world

[XxSURPRESSEDxX]

@iamgregjennings stole the words right outa my mouth

[iamgregjennings]

@SICSEMPERTYRRANNIS amen

[HEROboard]

FUCK YOU MEN!

[SanderKristensen95]

Step #1: Destroy your house.

Step #2: Digg a 50 feet deep hole.

Step #3: Rebuild you house

Note.. Make sure do to this without anyone notising it.

[TheProRancher]

Warming up the backhoe as we speak.

[thekgmorris]

Maybe your neighbors will notice a huge fucking hole in your yard.

[JanHuniche]

Sounds like a 3 day christmas project... :-D !.

[guzaneger]

Lol first of all nice video!! But why build a bunker? Why not stand up and fight with ur friends or make a bunker to shoot rokets from :D ?

[stefantomic1389]

@guzaneger Somebody haz to build bunker. War without a bunker is like a man without a woman. Its gay war! And this haz no sense at all. I better go study, build a bunker or something like that.

[guzaneger]

@stefantomic1389 All wars are gay,bunkers or no bunkers!

[filmftw3]

immune to bombing and he shows an oil well, funny

[chupacabras0905]

and i meant to say bunker not binker that was a typo n since im posting another comment to correct my mistake ill take this opportunity to say fuck you in the booty hole with a with a 12 inch hunting knife stupid ass fool.

[chupacabras0905]

why did you add a link for more of your dumbass videos to my comment you stupid terrorist cunt muther fucker? go fuck a small goat in the asshole like you sandniggers like to do. fucking bitch! your binker wont do shit anyways, we allready blew up two of your shitty countries. I piss on cowardly faggots like you

[TheFinlandnator]

You people don't realize that this is a parody?

This is not trolling, this is not meant to be an instruction on how to build a bunker... its a parody.

[MarshallrN]

Lol

[chupacabras0905]

Youre a dumbass on a major scale, youre probably not responding because agents from the department of homeland security got your ass and if not hopefully they visit you soon, wtf kinda shit is this? shoot rockets at the "US allies"? ur stupid for puttin this terrorist shit on here & that accent dont help either. hopefully they smoke you out of ur little bunker w napalm you camel face hag! U.S.A!! U.S.A!! U.S.A!!

[soneNS77]

Oh so careful these Americans are!

Dig trenches because we drop bombs on those who interfere in our plundering your oil. Otherwise, we are here to protect you and it does not matter what we killed a million Iraqis, because we saved you from Saddam

Saddam killed 5000 Iraqis for 20 years and we are only 1000 and 999,000 collateral. For further instructions about building bunkers contact the USA company because you have a discount if you convince a neighbor to dig

[landyachtzryder420]

I like how he is a sand nigger they're pro at this kinda stuff, id take his advice guys.

[saracenjohn]

good friends, using your house as a launch pad.......

[BrickVsJaw]

How many people actually did this?

[scubasteve6100]

really

[HarleyMorrow1]

you forgot the ladder you would fall so hard it might brake your legs

[alexander2310703806]

I wish I had this thing underneath my house !!!

[robert25oo]

You know most fighter jets are equipped with bunker busting missiles.

[gspotshot]

That isn't even half the things you have to do inorder to protect yourself from arial attack. That isn't helpfull at all for one that is trying to protect themselves. Simply trying to build the type of bunker you are talking about in your video would cost the same ammount of money it would take to move to a different country and buy a new home there. Also, the construction of the bunker, you mentioned in your video, would be very dangerous and sould not be attempted by anyone not willing to die.

[starknight97]

why not shot your fake friends. clearly they don't care about you using you as a human shield for their attacks. A fast .45 hollow point to the back of their heads end it and you can always blame Mossad for it. After a few die they'll think that Mossad has your place staked out and you'll be safe sound and ride of few fake friends too.

[Henryhunter23]

Next time my friends come over i will be safe thanks to you

[sypdavis]

Do you have to drink your own pee?

[yoye11]

lol

[nixymagoo]

FIRE ZE MISSILES

[TheLegumMagister]

Hilarious!! You might need one hell of a lot of concrete pipe to build an escape tunnel to a safe area 'immune from destruction and bombing'... Like several miles!! The thing I liked best was the little 'stick men' in your video. A classic!

[stoshd]

My friends do that all the time, I was looking for a solution. Thank you :)

[Skylord12345]

lol, i love how he put an oil well next to the exit of the escape tunnel. No one will try bombing that! oh god.

[el3zwy]

hahaha the video maker is trolling

[PsychoKiller44]

Omg thanks so much ill go build one right now

[diddymuck]

wouldn't you hit oil with all that diggin'?

[TheXCloudzX]

Easier Way.

1.Come Over To There House.

2.If there stupid they will bomb there own house.

[tmanran]

Solid advice. I shall build one tomorrow thank you.

[shukfahid]

what if my friends always want land helicopter at my house. should i offer to build helipad? or should i get friends to pony up some cash to help.

[EyeAmNow]

hahahaha

[DONTTREADONMEism]

NOW ARE WE A TALKING ABOUT PRE TAKEOVER OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OR ARE YOU SOME JIHAD TERRORIST WITH ALL THAT ALLAH AKBAR STUFF? I AGREE THAT WE ARE HEADED TOWARDS ONE WORLD RELIGION/GOVERNMENT BUT YOU KINDA SOUND LIKE YOUR TALKING ABOUT PRE TAKEOVER? I MEAN THIS WITH ALL DUE RESPECT CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG I WELCOME NEW OPINIONS?

[Henkera]

Step #1: Digg a big ass hole.

Step #2: Build the fucking bunker.

[boogerchamp]

dumb

[frankiedreams]

Isn't this how the mexican gansters get to the U.S...skip the rest of this vid because the best part is at 1:38....watch it !

[hagu44]

Y'all who take this seriously, it's called comedy.

[barryb83110]

Friends don't let friends fire rockets near houses.

[HumbolSkitso]

Wow regular guys really get rockets to "try out" against American aircraft???? You guys are pretty dumb haha.

[lindyblond]

E como se proteger dos tsunamis hein!

[wisesp]

lol you cant hide from our boms thats as stupid as this viedo

[tukethedog]

I cracked up at 00:00

[Set2Survive]

Nowhere is "immune" to bombing.

[DELTYM]

Dude (video guy )are high?

[VideoWorldTV21]

May I say one thing and one thing only, you sir, have one wild imaginaton.

[CallmeKettwig]

the best video ive seen in weeks

[FantasticBob7000]

This is the most useful video I have seen on youtube. I'm making a list of supplies to get from Lowe's but I'm going to have to save up for a couple of months first though.

[Set2Survive]

@FantasticBob7000 your kidding right?

[HeadOverMind]

you cant just shove a 200 foot escape tunnel into the ground, you have to dig its length and width, but most importantly, 50 feet in the freaking ground! that would take months with even the best tractors and bulldozers! i suggest hiding your friends rockets and find them a knockoff ipod to play with. because we know that's what you guys do best.

[baker861120]

immune to bombing :D love it!

[ZesrynTheProgger]

No seems to notice this is a joke...

[alexsulle]

hahahaha watta joke!



[aBenDragon]

Them damn gophers! 

[mycomama]

Hahaha!

Can I come over and test my bunker buster bombs on it?Ask your mom if it's ok, she got mad when I came over last time:P.

[Kleavers]

Hilarious. This is pure comedy.

[GalaticSpaceHero]

HAAAAAAAAA just call some Vietnamese (Viet CONG ) . U VC?

[tjhancock85]

is this guy for real? lol what a joke

[cschopf]

rofl, i like how the area that is immune to bombing and destruction is an oil rig

[WeaponSamurai]

Wouldn't your house just fall down the hole?

[Silentgasp]

lol u have to love how he says make sure you use an exit shaft from your bunker to somewhere that is immune to destruction and bombing and he has little people coming out near an oil tower which would most likely be captured by so called friends with rockets and/or has been set on fire to make said "friends" not use the resources. Scorched Earth policy is still used ECRaoul ....you really should do more research

[764144344]

Exactly what drugs is your Dr. prescribing for you????

[Nothernwolfboarder]

not sure if troll...

[0bar0bar0]

ok! just give me 10 million dollar and ill be on my way..

[2011bilaal]

:D

[cdizzzzle]

This is all wrong, first you need a barracks. Then you need 100 minerals.

[WeaponSamurai]

I dug the hole with my dick.

[WeaponSamurai]

A oil field is not immune to bombing. Also who the hell has friends with rockets? Please excuse me a friend is at the door, he was supposed to bring his new rocket.

[fwfrazorx]

This is so easy, I just finished one. I can make you all one too! pfft

[drtrdr99]

itll take me forever to dig that hole with my small shovel ....

[Jinx11111]

i did this and now waiting for 2012

[btyler4606]

So this is how the terrorists did it. American Government can't be that stupid. Can they?

[t1r3no]

how the hell are you suppose to dig up so much dirt without anyone noticing? and how could you even move concrete that accurately?!?!

[Gedankenbaukunst]

@t1r3no just do it nights without moon when everybody is sleeping

[dkerris]

Foam concrete forms would speed this along.

Just sayin'.

[sikadnerz]

avoid such friends



[Snipe4261]

Or perhaps you should tell your "friends" to not try our their new rockets in your yard.

[catdog262]

Ever heard of a bunker buster ??

[B35TxKAVSTER]

WTF? WTF?

[devenking]

What the hell is this???

[daltonisdumb1]

how the hell do i get out?!

[Napoleon1Blownapart]

and then i'm going to park my m1a1 abrams tank next to the fucking hole, and then i'm going to put the tailpipe in the hole; and gas you terrorist raghads out of your hole like the rats you are....or better yet...just have a dump truck unload it's haul down your hole and bury you awknods alive....

[weldrene]

ill just wip that up and wont tell anyone. and ill make sure my buddy's ain't tryin to shoot down any air plains beside my house, cuz ya gota hate that collateral damage. ha ha ha. And just think what a great wine cellar it would make for the yuppies. great vid loved it, love your sense of humor ha ha ha.

[decoreilly13]

Oh it's only fifty feet down and what only 300 yards wh

[DontFriendInviteMe]

ಠ_ಠ

[MrCodytx]

50 fucking feet are you fucking serious,and you think nobody is gonna notice your construction going on, example: hey bob what ya doing, well im digging a big fucking hole, what for bob, fuck if i know. and to think of a tunnel that leads me to were no war is going on, thank god my neighbors are from vietnam casue im gonna keep them little fuckers employed for a few weeks. tunnel rat digging mother fuckers....

[MooWooCartoons]

@MrCodytx your comment was funny at first, but then your dumb arse, became racist. get educated dicksucker.

[MrCodytx]

@MooWooCartoons, I don't really care about you or your opinion, due to the fact you can't handle non politically correct humor.MooWoo ya you sound asian did my comment offend you I don't fucking care. I served in Iraq next to little fuckos like you who would cry themselves to sleep at night due to fear from fighting these fuckos. See I earned the right not give a fuck about you and your politically correct opinion. By the way I have a Masters Degree from Stanford, so once again go fuck yourself.

[MooWooCartoons]

@MrCodytx bahaha I am Austraian you power trippin , trigga pulling, dumb fuck jar head. So dont go around assuming things, you hick. You were not being humorous yet a mere racist. Dont try and cover up your racist views, by comparing it with being non political humour, and trying to show your strength over a computer. haha Your such a harden war vet you fucking rat. You have earned no right, your a fucking puppett on strings mate, Serving in a war with no purpose, But greed. Fuck off cunt.

[burnstagger]

50 ft hole, concrete bunker, 300 yard tunnel? Sure, no problem... Where did I lewve my shovel...

[djskidvicious]

Are you kidding me?

[yoelizo]

LoL.... Love it .......!

[Captricksky]

You know how expensive concrete is? How about that concrete pipe. Oh and BTW I am sure no one will notice the GIANT HOLE you dug in the ground. If you could afford to do all this ..... Why not just MOVE TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY!

[DontFriendInviteMe]

@Captricksky My first thought was, "friends? pfftt ... shoot em" ಠ_ಠ

[handiest1]

You said build a SOLID concrete box, but the very accurate engineer's rendering above shows it to be hollow. Which is it, I'm about half way done and need to know...

[MooWooCartoons]

@handiest1 hahahahahahaa

[skunedknuckle]

Very informative YASSIREEEEEEEEEE !

[zacharybaringer]

more then half ofyoutube is american flaged for terisome

[eggorey]

are your friends terrorrists?

[isabstmr]

Thumbs up for the lol!

[bulltexan1]

Build a replica of the statue of liberty,and put it on your roof, and they will not bomb you.

[onlinetag]

iroq they attacted us first if they didnt we wouldnt be in war

[scnatureboy69]

sand nigger

[kweckner]

Hey if annyone knows anyone with a video on how to make a bunker out in the middle of the forest or something that would be great other than that. GREAT VIDEO!!

[MrPositive69]

haha i love the humor in this!

[ATremblay1964]

yes dig a hole 40 feet deep without your neighbors being aware of it, lol

Oh ya pour concrete the size of a garage and add drain pipe as escape tunnels ya right lol, may be less trouble just to kill those friends that are shooting at the american alies next to your house than to build all that crap

[123Jus1]

How did those people float? Above a hole the size of my ex girlfriends? I fell In once. Had to hire a crane to get me out, and were only 12!

[smokin0aces135]

most of the people that live there are pore and it also would kinda weird looking when a few guys dig a hole that is 8 meters deep and you place a concrete box there....

[johnm117]

lol



[Ubermicrocunt]

terrorist go chop your dicks out !

[MINIMI95020]

dude this is like step 1: make a hole, step2: make a bunker on the hole, step 3 fill the hole

[awall1231]

yes little hadji ragheads. build your bunkers to protect you from the capitalist pig dogs. Ive seen your above ground dirt huts and am confident a bomb dropped above your dirt bunker will collapse in on you saving the it would cost to bury you. now go fuck your goat like your messiah milkhoomad did. dont forget to read your copy of the CRAYON also. thats right i forgot, you people cant read either, worthless dirt herders.

[superbowl5212]

hahaha he said shaft!

[66singleman]

oh yeah, I'm gonna dig a 30foot by 30foot hole in the ground 50feet deep and nobody will know that I'm doing that? are you fucking kidding me?

[Pheryllt]

I laughed so freekin hard at the end, that was priceless.

[dejewbird]

was this made by terrorists like yetter im not a terrorist just curious

[drugeesarepeopletoo]

lololololololololololololol!

[MaxPopFun]

yes, of course you are middle eastern.

[rct096]

lol

[ballsackTbager]

I keep replaying this because its funny

[007jo100]

ok I will ask my daddy :-D

[kessel251]

woudnt it just be easier to build a house next to the oil well....or turn in your friends to Team USA so they cant fire missiles outside your house?

[TheStraatjutter]

@mrpooprat its in an dessert ! You dont have a neigbor

[Dusty696969]

WTF!!!! LOL

[patagonXL1]

when your friends decide to try out their new rockets.......... :))))

[mrpooprat]

keep it a seceret

nighbor: what the hell is the bag hole

you: shut the fuck up now i have to kill you

[superfrog10001]

i think i would notice my neghibor firing a nuke and storing it

[clomid100]

Very good video. to the point and funny. love the annotator!

[harmageden]

Mass hysteria ...please don't worry ...Jehovah has it all under control !!

[fredstmoritz]

WTF



[megashockandawe]

if your nieghbors are going to launch rockets from your housem, charge them so you dont have to use a shovle to dig it all

[dylanz333]

(Come on, Read this in a Russian Accent) I just dig hole. I cant make bunker. Soil so hard it can drive nail. I take shit on your expensive concrete bunker, for I spend ZERO.

[ebbtides]

I think most people miss the point of this video

[skitskatmeerkat1]

This is soo messed up lol. I love how he said " when your friends come over and shoot rockets at us planes ". Lol. Funniest video I've seen this week!!!

[jasonlajoie]

Judging by the comments nobody got the joke. I thought the punch-line was pretty damn funny myself. Thanks for posting:)

[internationalgamin]

go thru the tunel its blow go back the entrance is blow what to do thank god i have my pistol jimmy do do that screw you mom its a toy see "poof" nothing dad said ths same thing "bang" good job dad i hated that bitch

[WoofusDoofusKid]

@internationalgamin First of all. No Offense but I'm going to say to just REMOVE that comment. It sucked SO bad, and it DIDNT make ANY sense. A very long run-on sentence and no comas, ATLEAST PUT COMAS!!!! What does this have to do with the video?....

[CrysisLTU2]

@internationalgamin That... That's... Umm... That doesn't... *cough*... Sorry, I just... That's the worst comment that I have ever seen. It.. It makes no sence what so ever. *cough* Like... Like my comment...

[1985BigWheels]

so this is the video they found in Usamas computer! lol

[einarknutsen]

AWESOME! now i know where to hide my weed from the cops ((:

[arcnatarajan]

I love it...........it's a

Great idea...........I will tell my son as soon he wakes up...he can easily do it even if he has to miss his preschool schedule!

[tntkop]

In my best Arab voice (with incorrect grammatical language added): But Habib, where do I you puts my camel and my donkeys? And any bodies who is be using my houses for launching pads against American allies is for certainly no best friends of mine. I love America. America A-Number 1 (oops...that was Vietnamese). Back to Arab dialect---->>> Yankee Doodle.

[area51airsoft2]

i need to build one to be protected from abdull noyhood

My house is bullet proof, apart from the windows of course.