i almost never understand what charlie is talking about, but yet i find him hillarius.
ive never laughed so much in a tv show since seinfeld....after seeing seinfeld over and over again its nice to see a good replacement in my comedic heart.
@vicvenis23 "...and J all over your B's." He didn't say "...their B's." If you wear a condom jizz can trickle down your cock onto your balls ... if you're super irresponsible. To date this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever argued, but it's still so obvious to me how wrong you are that I can't help but point it out to thousands of readers. Thanks!
@aarossell Why would he say "their B's"? He is talking to Charlie and Mac about screwing each other's butts, not two other guy's butts. Saying "your B's" is referring to mac and charlie's butts. He is talking directly to Mac and Charlie, he's not talking about them. He would say "their B's" is he was talking about them. Was that obvious to you? Also, a condom doesn't trickle jizz on your balls when you're super irresponsible, whatever that means(?), it happens when you produce a huge load.
@SexabIe Charlie's not talking about jizzing on his own butt. It stands for "Screw you in your Asses don't wear a Condom and Jizz all over your Butts". If he was talking about jizzing on his on balls, it would be MY not YOUR. YOUR is used to show possession for someone else. My is used to show possession for yourself. Im surprised you don't know how use possessive words correctly.
@GreenMan09x Charlie is telling mac and dennis to not wear a condom, and jizz all over THEIR balls. He's telling them what to do. It wouldn't be "butts" because he would be telling them to jizz on their butts. I guess if simple language structure is too complicated for some people, it cant be helped.
@SexabIe Why would Charlie tell them to not wear a condom, because he didn't tell them to screw each other asses in the first place? The way Charlie words the sentence doesn't imply Mac and Dennis screwing each others asses in any way whatsoever. If it did, he would have told them to screw each other's asses, not screw YOU in YOUR asses.
@SexabIe Ok man, its pretty obvious we won't reach an agreeable conclusion on this topic. Let's just agree to disagree and admire all that Charlie Kelly is.
no it's not stick it in your ass, becasue he says s you in your a's, so it's screw you in your ass, don't wear a condom, and jizz all over your balls!! OHH!
nope your all wrong it s stick it in your asses, dont wear a condom, and jizz all over your bitches. by the way why the hell would it be balls, . its bitches
@nimzzs He's quite illiterate. They made many jokes about him not being able to read; Referring to a door marked 'Private' as 'Pirate', and also incapable of writing; Nightman song is made up of mostly pictures instead of words.
@defunctorganism omg, you didn't understand...!!! there's an episode where CHARLIE SAYS THAT (that doesn't like to read and wirte) after Dee told him he couldn't do these properly. I can't remeber which episode it was, when i remember i'll tell you.
@nimzzs I understood just fine. You said he wasn't illiterate and I gave canon evidence that proves other wise. Any comment made by Charlie that says otherwise is considered a lie because he has proven his lack of capabilities in both writing and reading. Plus it is Charlie, he lies constantly.
I'd have to go with balls being the B ...talking to Dennis and Mack and he's saying boobs? Plus its a dirtier and sicker which makes it that much more plausible.
@beefchainsaw asses and butts in the same sentence would be pretty redundant. Since we're making assumptions... Your mother is a dirty, filthy, grimy whore. lol, I guess being redundant sometimes works.
Why would I not wear a C?
g57yg 1 week ago
Salute you in your absence. Don't wear a crown. Jump all over your beds.
lukepleaseshutup 2 weeks ago
you people are too stupid to understand the joke. he wasn't making a real acronym. he is dyslexic. top comments are not funny.
frozenstrawbs 2 weeks ago
lol what episode is this from?
Notus 1 month ago
jizz all over your boxers you idiots
V3ctorMan 2 months ago
screw you in your ass's, dont wear a condom and jizz all over your balls
junes2k 3 months ago
It's likely the glue talking.
maxpowers518 4 months ago 8
What is episode is this? Goddammit I can't remember.
redblaze90 4 months ago 3
@redblaze90 "America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest", from season 4.
maxpowers518 4 months ago
I got a V. Actually I didn't, but thats whats I tell the girls so I don't have to wear a C
MysticDMBherb 5 months ago
"Why wouldn't we wear a C"
NillumNaes 5 months ago 2
@NillumNaes hahah that would be the correct response to that
FlyingGold 3 weeks ago
no suggestions for next video? da fuukkk...
thatguy507100 5 months ago
I say this to my friends every time I leave a room now.
TwilightLuvvverxxx 7 months ago 4
See you in your Apartments. Don't wear a Cardigan. Jazz all over your Blues.
you people have a filthy sense of humor =)
oNHz 8 months ago 106
@oNHz AHAHAHA
DoctorSess 6 months ago
@oNHz haha
8====D happy face
user98xp 6 months ago
@user98xp
8====D (_(__I Happy face with 2 scoops of ice cream!
oNHz 6 months ago
@oNHz or jam all over your bread :)
sage4000 3 months ago
@oNHz The *=)* ruined your little joke
Trashcansam123 1 week ago
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alright, uuuuuh, later dudes, Screw you in your Asses, don't wear a Condom, and Jizz all over your BACKS!
Think about two dudes banging
Gartech 8 months ago
"why would he not wear a C?"
JLClowser09 8 months ago 5
you're all retarded for comment-arguing. i hate all of you.
TurboShorts 8 months ago 20
@MushrumeHedd just look at your so called insults, you must be a retard. Lashing out like you are 10 years old.
Jonzer1983 9 months ago
@MushrumeHedd i bet you wish you where big and tough and did not have parents that where siblings.
Jonzer1983 9 months ago
@MushrumeHedd Umm, i don't wish i was black, i'm happy being white, but i respect all ethnicities you racist prick
crazybraeden 9 months ago
@MushrumeHedd im white retard
crazybraeden 9 months ago
IM A TERRIBLE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
peacemg17 9 months ago
9 people still wear Cs.
ellisgirl16 10 months ago
@MushrumeHedd you fucking retard, go die in a hole
crazybraeden 10 months ago
@MushrumeHedd YOU ARE THE FAGGOT YOU CUNT..
Guys don't have boobs. Maybe you do you fat fucking cunt...
Charlie was telling Mac and Dennis to go fuck themselves.
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING CUNT
DRAK720 10 months ago
@DRAK720 WOOOOOO, OVER REACTION BUDDY, but ye, i know what your saying
crazybraeden 9 months ago
@crazybraeden Fuck yeah kid, thats how I roll.
DRAK720 9 months ago
@DRAK720 HAHA, i get what your sayin bro ;)
crazybraeden 9 months ago
@MushrumeHedd No I think he was right about it being balls. Why would you screw yourself in the ass? Or another guy in the ass without a rubber?
mormonjoe 10 months ago
Alright ah later dudes
screw you in your asses
don't wear a condom
and jizz all over your balls..
DRAK720 10 months ago 8
@DRAK720 thank you
nicntree 10 months ago
what episode is this
matthew9700 10 months ago
dont wear a condom and jizz all over your balls
naugy19 10 months ago
9 people wore a C and J'd all over their B's
MastersOfTeamWorkNOW 10 months ago 6
i almost never understand what charlie is talking about, but yet i find him hillarius.
ive never laughed so much in a tv show since seinfeld....after seeing seinfeld over and over again its nice to see a good replacement in my comedic heart.
Best show on tv!
Jonzer1983 10 months ago
whats the "s you in your a's"?
johnbudzinski00 11 months ago
@johnbudzinski00 stick it in your ass haha
ratm239 11 months ago
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Screw you in your asses, dont wear a condom and jerk all over your balls.
I Speak Charlie..
Pat0B 11 months ago
alright, uuuuuh, later dudes, Screw you in your Asses, don't wear a Condom, and Jizz all over your Balls.
ultraslang 1 year ago 210
@ultraslang perfect sense because Mac doesn't wear condoms and he questions Charlie's logic...he is truly the smartest of them all O_o
snake2392 10 months ago
@ultraslang fuck yeah
zisforzombie 10 months ago
@ultraslang boobs....all over your boobs fucktard.
PrecisionHalo 10 months ago
@PrecisionHalo calling people fucktard because they had a differant understanding of something, you fucking dumbass halo faggot
kapillie 9 months ago
@ultraslang LOOOOOL
F50Italia 9 months ago
@ultraslang Thanks i needed that
vatd112 7 months ago
@ultraslang I'm pretty sure charlie meant B to stand for butts
vicvenis23 7 months ago
@vicvenis23 maybe it stand for bitches
Kangerkong9 7 months ago
@vicvenis23 You sure are wrong
aarossell 6 months ago
@aarossell If they are screwing each other's asses, jizz would be more likely to get all over their butts than their balls.
vicvenis23 6 months ago
@vicvenis23 "...and J all over your B's." He didn't say "...their B's." If you wear a condom jizz can trickle down your cock onto your balls ... if you're super irresponsible. To date this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever argued, but it's still so obvious to me how wrong you are that I can't help but point it out to thousands of readers. Thanks!
aarossell 6 months ago
@aarossell Why would he say "their B's"? He is talking to Charlie and Mac about screwing each other's butts, not two other guy's butts. Saying "your B's" is referring to mac and charlie's butts. He is talking directly to Mac and Charlie, he's not talking about them. He would say "their B's" is he was talking about them. Was that obvious to you? Also, a condom doesn't trickle jizz on your balls when you're super irresponsible, whatever that means(?), it happens when you produce a huge load.
vicvenis23 6 months ago
@vicvenis23 HAHAHAHAHAHA this is awesome
aarossell 6 months ago
@ultraslang Wow... I have been trying to figure that out for years. I honestly can't thank you enough. LMAO
richig761 6 months ago
@ultraslang lol That's disgusting.
airemillion90 3 months ago
ctfxc ftw!
Mayooooora 1 year ago
CTFxC FTW!:D<3
BCNation1 1 year ago
I just realized...I'm subscribed to one 'tuber named Charlie and another named Mac (WTCC)...I wonder if there are any named Dennis? :)
Daviticus042 1 year ago
And "I" before "E", except after "C"! :)
Daviticus042 1 year ago
explanations??!!
MegaDoggypoop 1 year ago
charles got me here from twitter!
yohannajohnmikhail 1 year ago
CTFxC
altoidfart 1 year ago
Well, I get everything except for the S. -_-
xObAbx 1 year ago
@xObAbx The "S" stands for Sex
MastaGFresh 1 year ago
@MastaGFresh I thought it stood for screw. o-o
xObAbx 1 year ago
@MastaGFresh the s actually stands for screw.
screw you in the ass, dont wear a condom and jizz all over your boobs.
PrecisionHalo 10 months ago 2
@PrecisionHalo balls, for christ sake, its balls!
crazybraeden 10 months ago
CTFxC (charles) sent me here D:!
edslipknot666 1 year ago 2
Ummmm....What?
sweetredneck78 1 year ago
CTFxC
Bluesboyfella 1 year ago
Charles sent me here <3
LADY1993ATHEER 1 year ago
Uh Charles Trippy from Twitter =) I don't get it?
thatgirltoya85 1 year ago
CTFxC!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!
asithree8123 1 year ago
technically, twitter brought you here. just sayin
AceVenturie 1 year ago
x) the best ever
Christineistiny 1 year ago
charles trippy's tweet brought me here
washroomcolor1 1 year ago
CTFxC!!!!!!!!!
v.i.a twitter FTW!!
Xxxfindingemo123xxX 1 year ago
CTFxC
nycdemonz173 1 year ago
ctfxc ftw :)
katieiscool333 1 year ago
CTFxC FTW!
Thanks Charles! :)
MasterKenobi14 1 year ago
CTFxC Brought us here! :D
petrich88 1 year ago 5
CTFxC FTW! Thumbs up! :)
applefan541 1 year ago 9
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CTFxC!
DigitalDarkPro 1 year ago 104
@DigitalDarkPro ctfcx got me into this show
calctmnt 10 months ago
What is S?
senorfatz420 1 year ago
It's a haiku!!!
Screw you in your ass
Don't wear a condom and jizz
All over your balls
IwinUl0se 1 year ago 16
I think the missing parts are, "crew you in your sses, don't wear a ondom and izz all over your alls."
kissandra 1 year ago 6
@kissandra thank you!
deadpool1102 1 year ago
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kissandra 1 year ago
7 people J'd all over their B's
kap2310 1 year ago 4
haha fuck you in the ass, dont where a condom and jizz all over your balls
brunic11 1 year ago
sex you in the ass without a condom while jizzing all over your balls
chernickguitar 1 year ago 3
remember when he slammed the house of cards he was making with tape with his fist ? haha
acetellaful 1 year ago
which episode is this?
vrgolfer781 1 year ago
@vrgolfer781 America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest.
Bangarang150 1 year ago
this conversation is hilarious.[as Martina Martinez] Im
HippieDude926 1 year ago
OK LISTEN! He says S you IN your A's.
Meaning, if the S stood for "stick" It would be...
"Uh later dudes, STICK you in your asses, don't wear a condom, and jizz all over your balls."
Stick you in your asses? That doesn't make sense.
SexabIe 1 year ago
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@SexabIe sex you in your ass
schaumton 1 year ago
what does the S mean....?
security9 1 year ago
Uh later dudes, screw you in your asses, don't wear a condom and jizz all over your balls.
SexabIe 1 year ago
@SexabIe im pretty sure the b stands for butt, but if you're into jizzing on dudes balls thats cool too.
GreenMan09x 1 year ago
@GreenMan09x How would you jizz on your own butt? And its "Jizz all over YOUR balls" not someone elses.
SexabIe 1 year ago
@SexabIe Charlie's not talking about jizzing on his own butt. It stands for "Screw you in your Asses don't wear a Condom and Jizz all over your Butts". If he was talking about jizzing on his on balls, it would be MY not YOUR. YOUR is used to show possession for someone else. My is used to show possession for yourself. Im surprised you don't know how use possessive words correctly.
GreenMan09x 1 year ago
@GreenMan09x Charlie is telling mac and dennis to not wear a condom, and jizz all over THEIR balls. He's telling them what to do. It wouldn't be "butts" because he would be telling them to jizz on their butts. I guess if simple language structure is too complicated for some people, it cant be helped.
SexabIe 1 year ago
@SexabIe Why would Charlie tell them to not wear a condom, because he didn't tell them to screw each other asses in the first place? The way Charlie words the sentence doesn't imply Mac and Dennis screwing each others asses in any way whatsoever. If it did, he would have told them to screw each other's asses, not screw YOU in YOUR asses.
GreenMan09x 1 year ago
@GreenMan09x The S you in your A's was an insult, he didn't want them to fuck themselves, it was like saying "fuck you".
SexabIe 1 year ago
@SexabIe Ok man, its pretty obvious we won't reach an agreeable conclusion on this topic. Let's just agree to disagree and admire all that Charlie Kelly is.
GreenMan09x 1 year ago 5
@GreenMan09x Totally
SexabIe 1 year ago
@GreenMan09x that might be the most grown up thing i have ever seen on a youtube comment section. well played
jjointer 1 year ago
Def one of my favorite charlie quotes. "we got a B and E dude! a B and E!"
Xpassword25X 1 year ago
pretty sure the B is for Back not balls.
TheKturner05 1 year ago
its Sodomize you in your Asses
kellycoppindatshit 1 year ago 5
he says:
s YOU in your a's (stick it in your ass's cant be right)
dont wear a c
and j all over your b's
thecarrotdude 1 year ago
I'm going to S Charlie in his A if he doesn't put Green-man into season 5.
TylerISaCRISIS 1 year ago
@TylerISaCRISIS Hey bud we're in season 6...
ibelieveihadahat 1 year ago
@ibelieveihadahat excuse my typo
TylerISaCRISIS 1 year ago
"Why wouldn't you wear a C?"
God this is a great show.
ThePaulsaunders 1 year ago
he sounds like Kermit the frog in this clip
gangrel80 1 year ago 3
@gangrel80 haha yea at " j all over your b's "
fr88ed 1 year ago
no it's not stick it in your ass, becasue he says s you in your a's, so it's screw you in your ass, don't wear a condom, and jizz all over your balls!! OHH!
MrTheofan 1 year ago 3
I'm pretty sure it's-
stick it in your ass's
don't wear a condom
and jizz all over your butts
because, as a gay joke, that's what makes sense.
notlikearoseyrose 1 year ago 4
@notlikearoseyrose
i think it's...and only cause i have a child.
See you in your Apartments
Don't wear a Coat
and Jump all over your Beds.
meikro78 1 year ago
@notlikearoseyrose
i think it's...and only cause i have a child.
See you in your Apartments
Don't wear a Coat
and Jump all over your Beds.
But i do like yours.
meikro78 1 year ago 12
@meikro78
hahahhahahah GOLD
MCSin2010 1 year ago
"Why wouldn't you wear a c?"
"Dude, I have no idea what he's talking about half the time"
HwkPrd 1 year ago 74
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i thought it was 'jizz all over your boobs'.
homelessguy09 1 year ago
i love how mac says 'why would he not wear a c?' even though he says 'why would i wear a condom?' to the waitress in Mac Bangs the Waitress.
letsgetligious 1 year ago
what was S you in your A's? I know the A but whats the S?
GaaraWyatt14 1 year ago
..... i dont want to jizz on my balls D:
ATJMovies 1 year ago
@FlipmanJ close, youre a homo
DJAPK 1 year ago
My god, greatest moment in TV history.
Lifeiis 1 year ago
@Lifeiis on every sunny clip there's at least one 'greatest moment on tv' comment - all of them are right
k726xah 1 year ago
Aww, you need their rebuttal, "Why wouldn't we wear a C?"
1987bamf 1 year ago
nope your all wrong it s stick it in your asses, dont wear a condom, and jizz all over your bitches. by the way why the hell would it be balls, . its bitches
halfcrazy203040 1 year ago
@halfcrazy203040 no your wrong its not s it in your, its s you in your.
mcavom01 1 year ago
@mcavom01 It's actually "Later dudes, S you in your A's"
Nidhogg151 1 year ago
@halfcrazy203040 haa u def. right
B17shoota 1 year ago
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Eh shows alright. But a bit overrated. just saying.
StinkyGreenBud 1 year ago
alot to say in 6 seconds
Samatarou200 1 year ago
what episode was this from?
elwoodrock182 1 year ago
Charlie is illiterate, how would he know what these letters stand for?
Brandob971 1 year ago
@Brandob971 he's not illiterate, he just doesn't like to read and write
xD
nimzzs 1 year ago
@nimzzs lol im pretty sure he has some learning disability
Samatarou200 1 year ago
@nimzzs He's quite illiterate. They made many jokes about him not being able to read; Referring to a door marked 'Private' as 'Pirate', and also incapable of writing; Nightman song is made up of mostly pictures instead of words.
defunctorganism 1 year ago
@defunctorganism omg, you didn't understand...!!! there's an episode where CHARLIE SAYS THAT (that doesn't like to read and wirte) after Dee told him he couldn't do these properly. I can't remeber which episode it was, when i remember i'll tell you.
nimzzs 1 year ago
@nimzzs I understood just fine. You said he wasn't illiterate and I gave canon evidence that proves other wise. Any comment made by Charlie that says otherwise is considered a lie because he has proven his lack of capabilities in both writing and reading. Plus it is Charlie, he lies constantly.
defunctorganism 1 year ago
J all over your b's means your back dude. makes more sense cause he's talking about gay sex.
scubaduba23 1 year ago 4
@scubaduba23 jizz on your balls im pretty sure
Samatarou200 1 year ago
@scubaduba23 you're right. so it's "screw you in your asses. don't wear a condom and jizz all over your backs." fucking genius.
heymikedude1 1 year ago
@heymikedude1 Thank you! It's the only way it makes any sense at all. Thanks dude.
scubaduba23 1 year ago
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2big 1 year ago
Thought the "B" meant backs?
kidd2k1 1 year ago
so is it joke becaus he doesn't no what he is talking about or is it beacaus there was no reason for what he said
sambluecat1 1 year ago
@sambluecat1 haha i think it's both
mtownbaseball15 1 year ago
because from past experiences watching the show that's probably more than likely
sambluecat1 1 year ago
I always thought the B was for boxers. It makes more sense in my mind and is quite possible.
WAKeele 1 year ago
lol sounds canadian at the end
ShadoWGlideR1 1 year ago 3
I'd have to go with balls being the B ...talking to Dennis and Mack and he's saying boobs? Plus its a dirtier and sicker which makes it that much more plausible.
QuarrelingAge 1 year ago
I put this as my answering machine msg. My friends LOVE it even tho they dunno where I got it from! lmao
MarcusDarling4026 1 year ago
@MarcusDarling4026
neilflynn 1 year ago
BOOBS. The B word is boobs.
All together it's "screw you in your asses, dont wear a condom and jizz all over your boobs."
Because he says "S YOU in your A's"
not "S it in your A's".
Just say'n.
imabigmonsturr 1 year ago
Its Charlie... i think we can overlook a grammatical error.
snypathug 1 year ago
@snypathug jeez, okay. i was just saying.
imabigmonsturr 1 year ago
You obviously don't have much contact with your balls.
RIOMUSIC52 1 year ago
Funniest show ever!
rogerklotz8 1 year ago
Translation... Screw you in your asses, dont wear a condom and jizz all over your balls.
snypathug 2 years ago 7
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@snypathug B = Butts you stupid assole
beefchainsaw 1 year ago
@beefchainsaw asses and butts in the same sentence would be pretty redundant. Since we're making assumptions... Your mother is a dirty, filthy, grimy whore. lol, I guess being redundant sometimes works.
snypathug 1 year ago 2