sea monkeys

[lokitalil34]

Looks like sperm to me o.o

[itmeltingkuzihere]

Ok advice wen u dont see ur sea monkeys for a while THEY ARENT DEAD a few days after i thought they were dead i had a look and they were growing

[Yykba1]

i had this same tank a few years ago, but the things never hatched because i got it during winter and i guess it was to cold...

[WatashiwaJouhouDesu]

Don't tell me I'm the only one who sees this and thinks of Chucky from the Rugrats...

[Calcin0204]

cool tank

[Adefesio94]

they are already dead.

[DrezsD21]

@ashteirnan hey where did you get that aquarium from I'm trying too find a good tank for my 3 year old he's really into them?

[ashtiernan]

@DrezsD21 Target.

[Greenkittenehz]

@DrezsD21 Walmart also for like 5 bucks

[cheeseman4oo]

i used to have those i wonder if i sperm in the water if they will have babies

[SuckingUrPussyyy]

They don't look like monkeys.

[evildeathdude1223]

teach them to shoot into a bag rlly fast and bam you got sperm

[alien500RD]

funny i do not see Justin bieber

[Digityjardog]

i would masterbate and jizz in the bowl to see if the southpark thingy was real.

[GnomeLover111]

@Digityjardog what does jizz mean

[Digityjardog]

@GnomeLover111 sperm. Its the act of shooting sperm into or onto an object.

[Monkeymooth]

a.k.a genetically altered freaks

[evilkidbuu4ever]

i have Sea Gorillas(: 

[xXhorrschdXx]

@evilkidbuu4ever im new.

whts important for them, i want that they live long. can you give me a tip? (sorry for my englisch) i am from germany

[evilkidbuu4ever]

@xXhorrschdXx i dont have any sorry

[MuffinsSoKool]

What are sea monkeys???

[GnomeLover111]

@MuffinsSoKool krill shrimp

[Taylortot613]

mine didnt grow at all >:( didnt even come alive!

[DCSgirls123]

@Taylortot613 when did u put the eggs in and how warm was your water the hotter the water is the longer it takes to hatch or its just you cant see them they are tiny as babies

[cowlufoo2]

Aren't those just fish??

[XOXOsSsuperstarSs]

@cowlufoo2 they are called the sea monkeys

[heroclix0rz]

......what worked?!

[MeganLuvsGreenDay]

i am a killer i aksadently killed my twins sea monkeys!

[TiaRae101]

lol my sea monkeys got to the size of small shrimps

because i fed them too much growth food.

and they just kept on breeding to so in the end i ended up with like 100 sea monkeys in my small tank.

[MaiaOhSoSweet1]

I had these when I was younger but forgot where to get them...where do you get them

[MrFungus420]

@MaiaOhSoSweet1 Try the ThinkGeek website.

[GnomeLover111]

@MaiaOhSoSweet1 walmart where else duhhhhhhh



[bulmer24]

brine shrimp are fish food

[FIMS5664]

I had a bunch of does nd dey were swimin around den someone dumped it out :(

[erinb360]

What worked?

[MinecraftTay]

They are brine shrimp

[Bogumil0610]

What is this?

[lolmyh3adof]

wtf are sea monkeys someone explain them to me plaese

[Tokidoki53899]

One bit me :(

[Tokidoki53899]

I had sea monkeys before they were really easy to take care of

[bht7112]

My sea monkeys aren't hatching

[IDanceInTheSky]

I had the exact same tank, and this fungus kept growing in it and killed all of my sea monkeys. >:(

[LilMurderuonline]

@IDanceInTheSky  lol

[GlitchyStuff]

sometimes if you go to some kind of green lake in indonesia, you'll see thousands sea monkeys. my cousin lives near a green coloured lake in indonesia and there are an army of sea monkeys!

[ShermaineNeo]

What worked?

[thetoon99]

i'm going to get some from amazon could they be put in a fish tank and mixed with something like Triops

[littlemisstootsie]

@DrPoon & @KrossPoison1 All of mine died but 1 and then I accidentally knocked it over

[DrPoon]

I had sea monkeys when I was 4 or 5 until my dad knocked over the bowl and they all spilled into the living room carpet. RIP little guys.

[KrossPoison1]

@DrPoon I've had a similar experience... my brother knocked over my first sea monkey tank just as they were hatching. The little shit. I forgave him since though.

[missbubs101]

mine did not work :(

[LyleVertigo]

brine shrimp are nasty. I had them once and they bred so much they filled up their tank in eggs and died.

[achantelll27]

?,mkn.y78o u

[bj12310]

i hear a bird

[L4Drocks147]

germ inhancer

[TheMysteryman334]

i had sea monkeys.. my older sister convinced me they turn into godzillas..so i threw the whole thing away :/

[jtbowman132]

@TheMysteryman334

I'm sorry, but this comment made me laugh.

[Arawin1]

i have a curse or somthingwith sea monkeys, because whenever i try to raise any, something always happens where they end up dying. Their too fragile, i guess. I have better luck with triops. Their hardier and don't seem to be affected by my bad luck :D

But sea monkeys are still cool, and i still wish i could maybe just have a couple. But thats not gonna happen, so i guess triops are good enough. Good luck to all you sea monkey owners!

[princessbalboa]

@Arawin1 I had triops before. They don't last very long either. Eventually one of them started eating the rest.

[theCHA70]

if u combine these with sperm they will build stuff

[JamieBurne]

"OOoooooo it worked!" haha

[theeReddVision]

My Sea-Monkeys are having a THREESOME!:O

The two dominant males have now had it with each other:

/watch?v=QfBj5ifyJ-I

[dragjamon]

OH MY GOSH THEY'RE HUGE!!!!

[rockoutchick1]

i got a question... im thinking anout getting sea monkeys....do u only feed them once and if not where do ppl get the food for them?

[toys12390]

Wow I want sea monkeys

[malebytch]

I added the water purifier and there are already baby sea monkeys swimming around already. Should I wait for five days or feed them now?

[LClint0n]

@malebytch you feed after a day having live sea monkeys.

[ILikeDoggies7351]

@LClint0n Actually, you feed it after 5 days of the sea monkeys hatching.

[Oxylepy]

Semen plus SeaPeople = Seaciety 

[FOODFORTHEBEES]

@Oxylepy lol

[TurtlesRKewl]

@Oxylepy does that actually work

[FrobblOo]

play god lol

[Just4Th3Lulz]

I came in mine in hopes of turning them into super intelligent sea monkeys. Still waiting for my intelligence.

[k0kizzle]

aww i love the tank hehe :)

[dragonsandfirerock]

my house is really cold even if i turn on the heater so at 62 degrees it takes a while for tham to hatch :( last time they didnt hatch at all

[xxjaykiddxx]

Triops are better!



[hs24292]

i feed mine today but how do i make them breed? pleaseeeeeeeee help

[dragonsandfirerock]

@hs24292 you have to buy this special stuff in the ads u get when u buy the sea monkeys

[sWeeTypWinCess]

do they do breed?

[darjans13]

i know

[sparkycute12]

hi my sea monkeys only lived for 4 days and they were smaller then a pile of dust can u help we i follow all the instrukishs but still nothing HELP

[Hatty1997]

@sparkycute12 Instructions

[sparkycute12]

@Hatty1997

yeah i do but still nothing i got one a week ago and they lived for about 1 hole week but i still dont know how to get the mother pregnat and to make them soooo big thats my goal

[543Camilo543]

I don't understand. I bought about 5 packs, put them all into a bowl of water, then proceeded to masturbate and ejaculate into the bowl. I did exactly as told, yet they still died!

[JesseMusicc]

if you swallow it ? wut do you do?

[Snoopdogydog92]

SEEMEN

[SuperUniverse555]

I have sea monkeys

[HerrJamie]

giant mutated sperms :p



[MrCooldude518]

how much are sea monkeys,and how long do they live?

[ibrit1]

@MrCooldude518 there pretty cheap mine were $15 and they live for 2 years :)

[irishgummybear]

@ibrit1 How did you take care of your sea monkeys? Mine died in only two weeks. Do you have any tips you could give me? Do they eat each other? I just can't figure out what happened to my monkeys.

[HiddenHeartsCry]

@MrCooldude518 Mine were $5.00 are Wal-Mart. World's easiest pet.

[GeorgiaaJane]

i just ordered mine from amazon. :) 

[theeReddVision]

hope the birds dont get em

[fingerboardertk]

sea monkeys were popular i hope they publicize

[olivialpslover123]

I HAVE IT BUT IT DIED.....:'(

[SneezingSquirrel]

They're rather cute for gentically mutated brine shrimp. :)

[filipe687]

@SneezingSquirrel there's nothing genetically mutated dumbass.

[SneezingSquirrel]

@filipe687 Are you sure? I think they do something to keep the eggs in suspended animation to be brought to life in the water. Also, don't they get WAY bigger than normal brine shrimp?

[filipe687]

@SneezingSquirrel no, it's called cryptobiosis. and they get no bigger :S

Sea Monkeys is just another name for brine shrimps, or artemia salina.

[epicguy2011]

@SneezingSquirrel thanks for tellingeveryone that :D! every one says "stop acting smart"when I say it. u mai boi are a SAINT!!!

[spore0808]

@epicguy2011 you gotta remember that everything is genetically mutated from something else, its the key for evolution

[islandfisher1]

This is such a boring sea monkey video

[XBOXispwnage87]

They are just brine shrimp.  According to South Park, semen makes them grow into beings that will worship you.

[zerounite]

Sea monkeys = brine shrimp. If you ask me I can buy 1000x more brine shrimp then sea monkey for the same price.

[DanaekeYesthatsme]

Are Triops?

[mentoswatthehell]

mine never live, cuz my cats lick the water, after a 2 weeks later, still nothing. :/

[LEVYNCE]

oh my.. we're the same! :)

[modern460]

there are planning to kill us all. Run they got nucleur power run!!!!!!!!!

[modern460]

@PersiaTV idk but maybe they taste like shrimp hmmmm..............

[Tommyr]

@PersiaTV Chicken.

[Ylz2]

are it dried shrimp eggs, or little fish or...? how does it work? there were some videos of putting some sort of pouder in the * sea-monkey tank * but i don't understand it xD

[AwakenTheRepublic]

@Ylz2 dried shrimp

[samboy312]

Ooh it worked!

Lol:);)

[samboy312]

@adonian They are not brine Shrimp they are a breed of brine shrimp called artemia NYOS

[adonian]

yup, brine shrimp, you can get these by the thousands at any good fish store, they area for feeding REAL fish

[XxLoveandLyricsxX]

Mine died. :(

[SkwisgaarBabe]

brine shrimp?

[magelaugh123]

That looks like a size of a cup....

[babyfaceadem67]

hi spricht denn keiner deutsch?!?! haaaalllllloooooooo

[deteincvideo]

i have that same tank!!!

[afrodylan671]

@deteincvideo Me to! Its Aweome right?

[darjans13]

thoes are triops sea monkeys don't grow that big

[cantbackdown123]

i bought them once but they didnt work i wanna try it again

[ilovemitchelldavis13]

i have the same tank :)))))

[BumpySasquatchStudio]

cum in there for a battle royal!

[FireBallThePony]

@BumpySasquatchStudio lol south park

[woshigepro]

they are use to feed small fishes. their eggs nourish alot of newborn baby fishes in aqauriuym shop

[ERASER1091988]

That looks like Chuck Norris's sperms. 

[MrDivertimondo]

pus the arent

[ChoiFungWa]

Mine's never worked.

[shaunmon]

Deep fry them, add a bit of salt, cheese (maybe sweet chilly sauce) micro wave to melt the cheese, serve with chips and you got a good SeaMonkey meal!

[Boehni29]

add some cum please :D

[singerx1million]

mine all died like 2 days after i got them.

[theart1243]

@singerx1million thats sad =(

[singerx1million]

@theart1243 i know me and my friend were sharing it and after a week we would switch off who had it. she didnt get it! :( so sad.

[shadowfennecfox]

wow those are huge, are you sure that they are sea monkeys? they could be triops

[dannykstick]

What if u actually put seamen in ti

[AntiNoobAlliance]

thats very stupid

[demkid52]

i like your sea monkeys cage

[lilmissangel26]

Lol Cage?

[SivartGarasu]

They look like Artemia Salina, are they?

[habit1979]

@SivartGarasu yes they are using them to feed scalare fish

[pinhead1990]

@SivartGarasu brine shrimp :)

[Canihazcheezburgerz]

SeaMonkey is a free and open source cross-platform Internet suite.by Wiki

[Canihazcheezburgerz]

Arguably seamonkeys are the best pets !



[iNinjaDonuts]

If they weren't called Sea Monkies.. No one would buy em x)

[ashtiernan]

I bought it at Target in the toy section :)

[JDCredible]

@ashtiernan what aisle

[saturnstar16]

@ashtiernan ...what worked?

[XxjadekissxX715]

dude i love the tank were did u get that

[htw123]

yes; yes it did work.

[Philipphamburg1970]

Ihr behandelt die wie die Kinder alda ...... -.-

[darkcaty98]

is real or fake?

[barrowscasper12]

i feed those to my fishes >=D

[looterwolf]

@barrowscasper12 same the only reson i have them lol

[Bloggersaurus]

OH IT WORKED

[Echosofthemind]

I didn't know they got that big!

[xXdeathnoteX0x]

i had this tank /cage thing before.

[cutiequeen681]

:''''''( my sea monkeys died

[willow1257]

@cutiequeen681 mine to ;""""""""(

[flashfire320]

THEY WILL EVOLVE. I had mine for like 5 years not kidding and i had a pic from the 6th day or something when they were all done, and i compared it to the ones i have today and the ones i have now have tiny fins on the side.

[TokerMate]

@flashfire320 You probably just cant notice the fins on them when they were so small.. they hardly evolved "at all" in the last 200-250 Million Years :P

I remember forgetting about my seamonkeys when I was a kid then finding them like a few months later in a chest and most of them had eaten each other and the remaining ones were huge and I could see allot more things on them from when they were babies.

[M3lissaL]

OMG

i just got my Sea Monkeys afew Days ago

Same tank :]

[MsZoologist1]

SO COOL!

[amfruhling]

they look boring even betta fish are cooler than that they do tricks and are friendly towards me at least

[MsZoologist1]

@amfruhling some people raise brine shrimp (Also known as Sea-Monkeys) to feed to their bettas

[xraycat30]

I am interested in making a sea monkey soup.

[AlembicVapor]

They look all nice and innocent - but try sticking your finger in the jar... Do it! I dare ya...

[MsZoologist1]

@AlembicVapor did it

[TheAZ1070]

get a guppy

[PicoPicoHammah]

i thought sea monkeys didnt exist!!

[MsZoologist1]

@PicoPicoHammah ?? They are just brine shrimp with a fancy name, ya know, the stuff whales eat?

[PicoPicoHammah]

@MsZoologist1 yes yes i know but when i first heard of it i thought it was actual monkeys in sea

[kaddany4644]

this is the exact aquarium i put my sea monkeys in! :D how long did yours live?

[HaloKing3536]

chuck norris jizz