Funny Pick Up Lines

[xXcodythesn1perXx]

Do you Work at Subway Because you Just gave me a Foot Long.

[pokemon777rocks]

You should do this again

[pokemon777rocks]

Lol

[EvILMoNKey9427]

Fancy a raisin? No..? How about a date? :D

[smricci0219]

"we'll straighten things ooout" Canada Ey???

[MrYMCMBDRAKE]

haha



[MellaMercury]

LMFAO. ^_^

[Alzarex]

are you lumberjack because i have got some serious wood right now

[igotstherm]

Gotta post more videos like this man.

[122Tychell]

"Whty dont you sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart" lmao that's the funnies shit

[122Tychell]

"NOT VERY GOOD BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT" Lmao

[teinesamoa684UCE]

A gang bang happened on this very night

[Josh0sh]

There is 206 bones in your body...............Want another one ;)

[michaelstarfish]

for a fat chick you have pretty small tits

hahahahahaaa

[SjubergJ]

hahahaha!!!!!!

[lilmisskmb]

Lol im a girl bt i still love these. Heres one i made up while in my computers class... "you must be a computer technician... Cuz you just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive"

[omgimfat1]

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

What makes u think that?

Cause ur face is fuked up

[bfortune14]

you all forgot to say no homo at the begining lol

[somethingouttathis]

fucking funny lol

[dollypartonfan4e]

hialrious !! x

[appleintosh]

Are you the UPS woman? Because I'd let you handle my package.

[lcastro1998]

So this is wat happens when your drunk

[Kalamosino]

aw FUCK!!!!

[bananageorgeluvsu]

were you born on a chicken farm?why, cause you sure no how to raise a cock

[Annie52209]

"i like your shoe's, wanna fuck?"

[lupey14]

lmao i so wanna hang out with you guys looks like fun haha

[extremelyFriendlyGuy]

I just lost my number can I have yours

[extremelyFriendlyGuy]

is your dad a terrorist cause your the bomb

[mrmatt2525able]

best ones, if you where a keg id tap that do you have a map, why, cus im lost in your eyes if i flip this coin what are the chance i get head to night your one hell of a theif, you stole my heart from across the room nice legs what time do they open is there a mirror in you pants cus i see myself in there you look like my lext girlfriend are you a traffic ticket cus you got fine written all over you im not fred flinstone but i make your bed rock do you have any irish in you

[HooliganLeppi]

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Guy: I hava a bicycle back home but i don't ride it.

[RussX5Z]

Attention whores and not funny.

[fredriklol123]

Can i take a picture of you ? I have to show santa clause what i want for christmas ;)

[jameschris902]

do you rase chikens cause you rase my cock

[alexgolf96]

@jameschris902 its actually: are you a farmer? cus you surey know how to raise a cock.

[alexgolf96]

@alexgolf96 surley i ment

[dikkheadmofo]

-hey! i lost my phone number ,can i have yours ^^ and :))))

can i have a patch, i started bleeding when i was falling for you ;)

works 9 times outta 10

[75mxracer]

wanna get a pizza a fuck

[filmingzakkstelmach]

ask that girl if she works at subway for me..

[mrhavalsalih]

DO U WORK AT SUBWAY? CUZ U JUST GAVE ME A FOOTLONG!!!

[Iknowhowtostake]

my dick just died can i barry it in your ass

[stewdemonkey]

you must be wearing space pants cuz ur ass is out of this world!

[llVIU]

are you people stoned?

[MrKunsherman]

if you were a booger id pick you first

[bass908]

Did u fart cuz it blew me away

[MaRcOHeRwEiRdO]

see through iphone or wat???

[JustAnotherWannabe23]

He reminds me of Mark Hoppus from blink 182!!

[three2sixx]

Lmfao, Buncha Drunk Fags :L

[blg189]

what a sauagse fest.

[kyle819z]

do u work at ups cause i saw u checking out my package

[crazedchik101]

are you from mcdonalds?

cuz im luvving it!

[lfoxy98]

u have been a bad girl go to my room

[ALLSTARWKND96]

Wanna' come back to my place and do some math? We can add the bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply!

[93klane]

hey do you give head to strangers? no? well let me introduce myself...

[MrDemonman1992]

excuse my cock passed away and i was wondering if i could berry it in you haha

[luckey4568]

my friends told me this one do u wrk at subway cuz ur given me a foot long!

[TheWoWNuc]

NOT VERY GOOD CUZ YOUR A FAGGOT

[TheFireblazer123]

if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head tonight NOT VERY GOOD CUZ YOURA FAGGET! LOL!

[whatbarksdale]

boy:were you a serect

girl:no, why do you ask

boy:well the government was hiding u from me

[9675818]

those r the best im using them right now 2 a gf right now

[providencestinks]

U must be madusa because whenever u sit by me part of me turns to stone! XD

[ninjasaurus69]

I'm like a rubix cube... the more you play with me the harder i get xD

[concreteangelMia]

Niceeeeeee !!! Thats A Nice Country Group. With All Hot Men. !! Haha

[bishopsrook]

best pick up line ever = how much does a polar bear weight? enough to break the ice hi my name is ....

[Optical357mg]

Hey baby, did you fart? Cuz It smells like shit...

[TheArnold92]

@Optical357mg lmfao

[RandumBaker]

Girl , were you born on a farm cause , you know how to RAISE a COCK(:

[ozubier]

the dude at 1:35 what the fuck was he thinking "can i pretend this is a dick and fit that up my ass "

[Se3kto45]

not very good cause your a fagot

[ABsomethin]

the girl is hot!

[39kawasaki]

come sit in my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up

[Groddan23]

Hey baby, how do you like your eggs, over easy... Or fertilized? :P

[YourFavoriteReviewer]

lol if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head tonight...not very high cuz your a faggot

[DBiUpload]

fail

[lilpunkiegirl]

the one that they called a fag is H.O.T HOT!!!!

[lilpunkiegirl]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! I LOVE THE I KNEW IF I FINGERED YOU LONG ENOUGH YOU WOULD COME

[TryHardPantz]

Rofl:D

[BassSlayer98]

do you work at UPS? cause i saw u checkin out my package

[varz81]

Virgins!

[TheSpike911]

What a sad party....9 guys and 1 girl...can you say sausage galore?

[hllrn]

this is a mix of every main stream pick up line with sum retarded pick up lines! you guys are the reason why i get girls, cuz you guys just fail at it! keep on keepin on! bahahahahaha!!!!! hey while you guys are throwing out horrible pick up lines how bout this one! dam girl did you fart.......cuz you blow me away! use it and abuse it my boys!!!!!

[CashDog911]

how about you sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up

[hllrn]

@CashDog911 there ya go!!! they fucked that one up!

[rachiebug00]

Oh my gosh... The guy in the hurley shirt is so hottttt.. Mmm.. Just satin;)

[pauldrake2511]

i use the old zz top line! women go crazy for a 10 in man!;

[OMGimCHLOE]

IF I WERE A SQUIREL ID STORE MY NUTS IN YOUR HOLE :D

[hllrn]

@OMGimCHLOE yea heard it....find a hot girl down for ur nuts in her hole and ill give ya props...until then...that line sux's

[XxJacksonRhoadsxX]

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven, cause ur face is pretty fucked up? xD

[hllrn]

@XxJacksonRhoadsxX bahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[LiutenantChicken]

lol "if i flip this coin? what are the chances of me getting head tonight?". "not very much cuz your a faggot!"

[gggaabe]

Were you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock

[quadrider96064]

heres a pickup line that will not work

i lost my virginity, can i have yours?

[funk614]

You guys are AWESOME!!!

[piratejohn100]

1 week ago

2 days ago

This is NOT Chain Mail.

Send This Message To 5 Peoples Video.

And Then Tomorrow at exactly 3:00PM Something AMAZING will happen to you.!

Don't believe me?

Kirsty Kingston Sent This To 10 Peoples Videos and she got 100$ Handed to her.

Michael James Sent this to 6 people and he was awarded with a kiss from his crush.

Lindsay French Sent this to 4 people and she got NOTHING. Nothing except a penny that she found on the floor. :D :D IT WORKS !

[Cliffordkid28]

@piratejohn100 would you shut the fuck up?

[piratejohn100]

@Cliffordkid28 i just fucking sent it u fuck. it doesnt shitting work.u piece of ass. fuck u nigger.

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[pooptypoopty]

only pickup line that works >> im rich

[scmproductions144]

the quarter trick: heads i get tails, tails i get head

[DevilChild366]

your parents must be retarded couse you are special

[crayder823]

tonight im going to be do deep inside you the guy who pulls me out is gunna be the king of england

[QUAN1999]

markfreeman408 EXCELLENT VID once again

[headbiotch2010]

lmfao that was fuccin hillarious!!!!

[PeachCookies]

Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you? --Love Brianna Bell and Sarah Peachey

[DOO3racer]

I think i might use some of those

[TheLaughsAlot]

lol you should totally watch it over and count how many you guys got, TOTALLY BA guys

[iloceyou1]

sausage fest.

[tag7771]

not very good because ur a faggot... burn

[MrMikeTheDude]

Nice---the best "Not very good kose youre a faggot!" hehe...

[bboyDGcwalk]

i love the whisel part

[vampireakatsuki]

Holy F That is so funny

[candyandobamaandchac]

lol not good cuz ur a fag lol

[OmgItsAnett]

haha pickup lines are the fucking best

[fat49782]

do you know what would look good on you? me

[dsmshred]

Hahaha I got a good laugh outta this

[I3o6dan]

at 0:12 is that you brother or your father

[movefart]

lol "not verry good because youre a faggot" lol

[SteelMan036]

no no no!

sex is simple math

1. add the bed

2. subtract the clothes

3. divide the legs

4. and hope you dont multiply by two

[coollionel275]

im good at math do

1. add a bed

2. subtract all the clothes

3. devide legs

4. lets Multiply

[stevieboy1128]

you should of said "girl do you work at subway cause you just gave mea footlong"

[guitarzero]

How about " Wanna go 1/2 ers on a baby?"

[Metalmoshqueen666]

lmao

haha no way ,

lame lines!!!!!

surely they don,t work?

[cuttergring]

fuking drunk next time put this one do u work at ups cause i need u to check my package

[systemofadude87]

funny as hell man

[vansbleh]

AHAHAHA guys are so funny.

[2066241]

What does he say at2:32 to 2:33??

Please reply i cant understand it?

[gl0ckcoma]

@2066241 I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

[2066241]

2:42-2:52 is the best!!!lmao...I knew if i fingered you lopng enough you would come...lmao!!!

[sledinforlife]

hot girl man your lucky

[SeeProfileForDetails]

hmmmmmm

[jayhopper1234]

your parents must be asshole couse you are the shit

[mikehatesgayassford]

@jayhopper1234 'lmfao

[6dubango9]

Beauty is only a lightswitch away!!! LOL

[6dubango9]

I'm an organ donor, need anything?

[kasea150jim]

nice legs what time do they open

[2066241]

you forgot a few or atleast i didnt hear them...1 your parents must be assholes because your the shit!!!and he why dont ya sit on my lam well talk about the first thing that pops up!!!lol

[monkeymanlookitup]

lol awsome

[MrDeadSea]

nice

[cessnaid]

i love it yo

[Tankdriver100]

Hahaha If any female falls for these lines, believe me someone else already has picked her up....

[mattbags19]

that chick is good looking dannnng

[spacekadet505]

BAHAHAHAA, great job mark!

[nick123456789000]

hahahha

good stuff boys

[fbowner]

baby are you from tennessee? cause your the only ten i see

[toshibarra]

that is the shitiest pick up line in the world

[Keziah2007]

2:04!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mudder94]

1:46 and 2:46 are good ones

[CmGHaures]

have any of u guys (including the viewers) ever used these yet? cuz u gotta get that shit on video!

[xixero303]

LMAO 2:04

[skidooman223]

AGREED!!!! LOL

[budd14589]

lol thats some funny stuff!!looks like u guys had a good night 5 star

[koreyh]

I thought you were all really creative till 2:17 you can clearly see mark look at the phone lol

[mastclimbers]

thats not mark thats zan

[koreyh]

you sir, are incorrect

[XVx3xNxOxMX]

2:06  xDDDDD

[fuzzydice123]

You're kissin me on the lips, or Im punching you in the face...

Works every time. :D

[etniesfan09]

haha idc what anybody says this is funny as hell

[supermoto3453]

broad with glasses is getting an air tight tonight

[mastclimbers]

do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong

[oddzeee]

Haha Nice

[6dubango9]

Excellent

[alldrunkedup]

your girlfriends legs are like a rainy day. i just want to see them clear up.

[rookiey65]

haha these were awesome!!!! i like the cum one ;) hahaha

[alldrunkedup]

@2:45 best one and it worked.lol

[bmxstunter1]

u missed the one about tennesse(are u from tennesse because your the only ten i see)

[cwest73]

somethings wrong with my phone....

your numba ain't in it

[carguyzo6]

shit that was so funny thanks mark i really liked getting some of those!

[stfergus608]

i lost my number can i have yours

[kewlskater]

is that your brother?

[casefan14]

lol those pick up lines are rich

[CmGHaures]

you guys r funny as hell!

"Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"

i'd say that ones the funniest!

[bigsmoke777]

She can ride my rail! ;p

[godog26]

Nice bum where you from? From kentucky want to get lucky!

[hrtte]

you guys missed one good one : are you from tennesse? because your the only 10 i see

[lauris47]

You killed her 1:20 :D

[2024JayZ]

Hey you wanna go 1/2s on a bastard

[taynlori]

walk up to a chick and say ya know i see a little me in you

[chevyblows2001]

i think the im not fred flinstone but i'll still make your bed rock. lol

[biggie173]

the best one in the word would have to be nice shoes wanna fuck

[bikercc]

that was some funny shit

[nitebomb1]

the finger one lol

[phill903]

funny stuff right there.

[GotBait]

Some really good ones! Get that drunk Mikey kid back on vid. I love your serious stuff but honestly I have not laughed so hard in a long time as I did when you posted that party vid with Mikey.

[montez341]

Who's the girl?

[TheBIFFNOR]

funny shit bro,,,