Kneel before Zod!

[KimmyRose12]

Whenever I need to vent, I just go to youtube and look for <10 second videos of large hams.

[Ascyllia1]

NEVAR! MWAAAHAHAHA! D:<

[xanderdude123]

NO!

[StormKat30]

Barack Obama! As "We The People," KNEEL BEFORE US!! LOL

[HannoverFist369]

I call my genitals Zod.

[icausewipes]

@HannoverFist369

mine responds to Bane or Francis.

[dialnick]

@HannoverFist369 glad to know

[GeorgeLRockwell87]

I wish I were a White man so I could go to Japan and say this and all of the hot Japanese women would come begging me for sex. I hate being Black and I wish my parents would have aborted me.

[ronfan69]

@GeorgeLRockwell87 I heard there is a large sub set of Japanese women whom love Black men. Is this really just a lie?

[GeorgeLRockwell87]

@ronfan69 For the most part, yes. It is a small subset, they tend to be the less-attractive ones, and they love hip-hop, so you have to look like you came off of a hip-hop set to get them. If you're not a tall, muscular guy, you're not going to get it.

[ronfan69]

@GeorgeLRockwell87 Why not go to Thailand? Is it the same situation there?

[GeorgeLRockwell87]

@ronfan69 I'm sure that it is the same, but I have absolutely no interest in Thailand or Thai women (many of them used to be men anyway). I'm only interested in Japan and Japanese girls. Period.

[ronfan69]

@GeorgeLRockwell87 I get your situation. You want the same treatment a white man gets but as a black man. I suppose the only way you can possibly do this is to accumulate as much wealth as you possibly can. Then your skin color won't really matter.

Exactly how sleazy are Japanese women towards the white man?

[GeorgeLRockwell87]

@ronfan69 It's nearly impossible to accumulate wealth as a Black man and even then I'd be treated like shit compared to average and even poor Whites. I'm just going to terminate my life. End of discussion.

[icausewipes]

@GeorgeLRockwell87

so do i.

[Shamyrl]

@GeorgeLRockwell87

Man you are the epitome of a self hating black guy. You're just sad. I know white guys who get rejected ALL THE TIME. I've heard asian men have higher rates of singlehood then backmen so get over it.

[DungeonPioneer]

Kneel before Todd!

[EclipseHedgehog]

you forgot to say please.

[91karategurlmjfan19]

...Snoochie Boochies. *heh heh heh heh heh heh*

[TheGodzillaSithLord]

mom: what are you doing

me: kneeling before general zod now do the same or he will kill you

mom: 0_0

[tgmrsunshine]

snoochie boochies

[newyy1]

KNEEL BEFORE PUNK!!!

[Hansinho10]

Haha in german he says "Knie nieder vor Zod!" It sounds very evil...

[cmsahe]

this is a rip off from Doctor Who, "Kneel before Sutekh"

[atomichead777]

@cmsahe

superman came before, so u fail

[cmsahe]

@atomichead777 "Kneel before Sutekh!" from: Doctor Who: Pyramids of Mars, broadcast: Oct-Nov 1975! ; loser! :D

[atomichead777]

@cmsahe

zod said this in the superman comics in 1961, in which superman 2 was based off of

so again, u fail

[xapha]

why is there no sparta remix of this?^^

[GodDamnItYouFaggot]

One Before Zod, Two Before Zod, Three Before Zod.

[THEbeastlaxplaya4]

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

[TheAkatsuki10]

Pft. Kneel before deez nutz, Zod.

[gojira4life]

Merry Christmas and KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEL!

[schnawzer180]

General Zod influenced Hitler..........

[MrImastinker]

Zod: Come to me, son of Jor-El! KNEEL before Zod! >:o

Superman: Woah, I don't swing that way, General.

Zod: :(

[TheAkatsuki10]

@MrImastinker FTW! lol

[PINGASFIST]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ZOD KNEELS BEFORE YOU!

[imagestic]

...BITCH!

[highspeedheadbanger]

kneel before highspeedheadbanger

[newyy1]

KNEEL BEFORE PUNK!

[borgduck]

Does he want somebody to suck his dick?!

[Rasectos]

In Soviet Russia, Zod kneels before you.

[octagon79]

@Rasectos Soviet Russia sounds a lot gayer than I'd first imagined.

[gillri]

..............I knelt

[tourdeforce17]

ZZOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MarioMan2010]

No!

[weirdlightsaber44]

Kneel before Fry.

[bullvasquez]

I'm making a film with him right now!

[Xgcvd]

@mrharrey1 yes.

[BlizzedEpic]

*kneels*

[LongJonBronze]

you got problems man

[TheSpartan2910]

I think I'll watch the rest tomorrow.......

[afleitikh3]

Yes my ruler!

[MrHarrey1]

Is the UC2 trophy "Kneel before Z" a reference to this?

[Aznar245]

what I say to Darin Childs after I've owned his ugly hairy bitch ass

[LelouchCommandsYou]

Kneel Before Zod!

[firebat42]

zeig heil

[overlordofpizza]

zod is now a cyborg known as zod5000

[fuclesh]

@overlordofpizza Zod5000 is that UC2 mod guy right? the guys epic

[Zodist]

MUST OBEY.

[VinylSamuraisMusic]

HAHAHAHAHA at last someone knows how funny this is.

So camp "KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL" hahah its brilliant

[gtz1975]

These humans are beginning to BORE ME!

[livewithsin]

Callum Blue does it better

[effeweewetoob]

@livewithsin Callum Blue does everything better.

[OropherThranduil]

@effeweewetoob

eh no he doesn't.

[OrganicAudioRecordrs]

BITCH!!

[MrBurgundy76]

superman: EWWWW NUKKA YOU GAY!

zod: ohhh...uhh...no homo nigga, no homo!

[inspecteurbronco]

Lady Di did it apparently...

[jamieflournoy]

Press play and mash the "4" key on your keyboard. z-z-z-z-z-z-ZOD!

[dedricthere]

@jamieflournoy Awesome ! Hours of fun right there.

[KoopasRevengeHome]

hes coming back in the reboot

[Vylokanyk01]

*Superman kneels before Zod offscreen" then...

press 3 repeatedly

[rob825]

In Soviet Russia, Zod kneels before you!

[Theelderscrollsftw94]

Kneel before Todd!

[stevenc123]

i before e (except after c)

[hotelmario510]

"Kneel before Zod! Hey, don't fly away when I'm ordering you to kneel, young man!"

[Velozzitify0]

snootchie bootchies ehehehehehehe

[Carpathia1086]

Three people refused to kneel before Zod.

[PsyberKayos]

what is he doing with his arm at the end of the clip?

[Hansinho10]

@PsyberKayos He wants to lift off to catch Superman

[RmFrmagnm]

Why didn't these three just fly to the galaxy far far away and take over Darth Vadors empire.

[PresidentZod]

@RmFrmagnm Because it was a long time ago?

[Qeter1]

best bow evar! will never forget you :(

[Walapino]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooool

[tokyopanda13]

"No, no! When I say 'kneel' it was meant to be as a submissive gesture- no, wait! I mean, er...no! I don't roll that way!"

[holmborn]

no. no i will not

[hiimjenki2]

Omg, at the very start look to the left of zod and you can see a guy run in the background at super speed XD

[WweShadowLordsTna]

@hiimjenki2 i saw it.thxs

[Havic1137]

I like the part where he says "Kneel before Zod."

[zohankiller]

TheNipplesofgod=GAY

[Zidana123]

Is he doing the heil hitler salute at the very end there? o.o

[IceFried]

@Zidana123 he's looking for kyle.

[mrmartinmartin]

@Zidana123 and why not?

[Toasty667]

At least he was asking Superman to kneel to acknowledge Zod as his master and not any other reason.....

[kyler187]

Merry Zodmas people of the planet Houston! Now KNEEL!!

[EchoBoomer1987]

Snoochie boochies hehehehehehe

[richiedemus814]

CLASSIC!!

[chilton112011]

KNEEEEEL!!!

[Soraisdabomb]

ISH BIN HEINA KAMPF MACHINA

MEIN NAMA

ZOD!

[Bonjornoable]

ahahahaha!)))) wowhead"dot"com/item=50638

[AshleyMarkPomeroy]

I feel for Terence Stamp. Big new blue-eyed good-looking star of the British film industry in the 1960s; dated Brigitte Bardot and Julie Christie; excellent in "The Limey"; will forever be remembered for this line, as General Zod. Long after he is dead, he'll be "the General Zod guy".

[catklyst]

it looks like hes doing a nazi salute

[ChaosVincent1]

@catklyst Naw, he curled his fist a little too quickly for that, therefore, he's now closer to being in a mosh pit.

[peelincaps]

'kneel before Zods rod!'

[edoardomanzireloaded]

2 people don't want to kneel before Zod

[NY4Life]

Here's what I'll do before I "Kneel Before Zod", have him suck my big fat green Kryptonite chunks!

[NotQuiteAKing]

Kneel Before Zod!! STRECH!!!

[elneutro7]

I lol at how he flies at the end!

[TheNipplesofGod]

I would kneel and start sucking, In hopes that he finds my sucking worthy enough to let me live

[blademasterjt]

Fall and worship the great General Zod!

[PurpleDragon009]

LOL WIN

[seinfan9]

OH MY ZOD!

[hurbaga]

blizz are funny xD

[CaptainDishman]

*kneels* 

[Animaniacs11]

OMZ!

[al3699]

beats that cockney twat they've got in smallville

''kneew beefor zod or aaahl fakkin cat ya''

[wjsvalderrama]

@al3699 jajaja fakkin cat ya jaja

[jjws]

meal before sod? Thats how my dates usually go

[kpack613]

This is the greatest video on youtube!

[jhb833]

kneel before zim! the irken invader!

[MFAtlas]

Kneeeeeeel before HAMMMMMM

[jamasianman]

And blow me!

[Gaffas93]

Thumbs up if Limmy sent you here.

[tws494]

ROFL!!!!

[alanlovedog]

terence stamp is great in this role - KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

[therealstankirby]

bod by zod, lol

[GenuineBolino]

lol this was the funniest scene

[krankenshaft]

In Soviet Russia, Zod kneels before you.

[hankscorpiouk]

Kneeeeel before Moat!

[rjconnolly64]

Lay down on your backs before Zod. Now using your lower *incoherent* , raise your legs and do a 5-count before Zod. 1 before Zod, 2 before Zod, 3 before Zod...

[doublejerk]

@rjconnolly64 "*incoherent*" = "abdominals", i.e. "Now, using your lower abdominals, raise your legs" etc.

[MrXxXGuardianXxX]

What the hell is that shadow at 0:02 - 0:03 0.o?

[yamreffotsirk]

wowhead(dot)com/item=50638#com­ments <-- World of Warcraft reference :P

[Mynameisnotooo]

I will for 5 bucks.

[jaymz010]

wish i could find a clip of him saying "I WIN!!"

[Theelderscrollsftw94]

Kneel before Todd! :D

[UrbanTiger74]

Zod for president! LOL!!!

[mariobrosfan1995]

ZOD SMASH!!!! RAAAAAAAARGHH

[angeltosome]

YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME, JOR-EL!

[Valis77]

@angeltosome Krypta Please!

[TheManwholaughslast]

Come son of jor-el, kneel before zod! snotchie boochies!!

[Hunkola]

The son of our jailer is here?

[thenewdarkknight]

I Don't Know¡¡¡¡¡

[Melandrusranger]

I has your repeating longbow zod now kneel before me!

[TheHordefever]

wtf Zod's Reapeting Longbow xD

[Arcanine97]

@TheHordefever Its a bow in world of warcraft it has a caption refrencing to this.

[MasterMacLeod]

All of you pathetic creatures from planet Houston will KNEEL before Zod!

[Zodist]

Im a Zodist and i have knee before Zod,now all you patheic human beings KNEEL before me for im your mighty true Emperor or DIE.

[zapxsteven]

OH YEAH!

[werecheeto]

You're an odd fellow. Your brain goes all kinds of places mine would never even dream of going. kneeling before zod goes to taxes and atheist propaganda.

I wonder what it must be like to be that creative.

[werecheeto]

.......UH huh.

[Zardozthedestroyer]

Rise before Zod.

And now... kneel before Zod

[Kryptonian250]

Terrance Stamp is the iconic Zod just like Chris Reeves was the iconic supes.

[werecheeto]

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

[Diegogramajoyyz]

When bruce banner is angry, he transforms into the Hulk, when Hulk is angry he transforms into Zod.

[mattaki]

i just found my new ringtone.

[Gadawdu]

EPIC! :)

[TheDeciderBush]

Whoa, Zod, I don't swing that way...

[MysteryRidahz]

lol

[TheSurefireGamer]

@TheDeciderBush What did you expect with all that black leather...

[Riseandburn1992]

hey did u guys see that in the backround

look closely in the window behind zod!

[rockaddicter]

omg i saw that!!!! it was like a black figure quickly passed by

[elevenstar]

...and i say: shut the f... up ZOD!

[allegretto2500]

i vote for jude law.

[schmidtyrevolution]

Snootchy bootchies!

[gooseneck42]

no way man, zod would be perfectly played by mr. walken

[JRserver]

In the next Superman movie ,My vote for the next General Zod:

Hugo Weaving

[pennypyro42]

MISter Anderson...

[JediBillman]

Why Hugo Weaving? He doesn't look like Zod or anything. His voice could work, tho.

[RaynorX]

how about Liam Neeson?

[JediBillman]

Ooh. Now that actually sounds pretty good. He seems about the right age, too. But who do we get to play Superman, since were making up a new awesome movie and can cast anbody?

[EXCIDIVMFERO]

My vote: Eric Bana! He is awesome when a character played by him must be angry.

[JRserver]

Excellent point. Don't make Zod angry; you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

[EXCIDIVMFERO]

Zod smash!!!

LOL

[dragoncrusherzero]

his voice is just so funny XD

[Glasscerberus]

NO U!

[Palinmaniac]

This is what ALL Americans are going to have to do if the MESSIAH get's elected!

McCain/Palin 08!