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  • BigWhiteSeth your rants are awsome, iv watched like 6 of them today for the first time and most of what you got to say is very true and just hilarious how you put them together, so even the simplest of minds (die heart fanatic peda people, not regular peda) can get it lol

  • LOL, I'm one of those people who didn't get the shot for swine flu...and still didn't get it. :D

  • 8 people got swine flu

  • @marsakka i got it! it wasn't that bad...... they took a lot of blood and made me ware a mask but it really wasn't that bad! =P

  • Itz what it do! xD

  • "that's how ur immune system rolls, it's wat it do" xDDDDD

  • 1 fucking year later: We no longer hear about the flu as media never said when we were out of the pandemic. Isn't it just a little STRANGE how government made more than half the country go Paranoia for a good month or two? yeeaaaa.......

  • The Very Young, The Very Old, People Who Have Crap Immune Systems....And Pussies....I Laughed So Hard I Almost Pissed My Pants!!!!

  • you remind me of jesus

  • I had the swine-flu when the season was in Finland. It was fucking weak, I've felt way worse with the average seasonal flu. I was just home, playing COD4 and watching TV.

  • hahaahha soo funny and cute!!!

  • AMEN!!!!!

    8 people missed the like button

  • You speak the TRUTH man! Respect!!

    from Slidell, Louisiana

  • I had the swine flu. It was like the flu... and that's all I can really say.

  • For those who are panicking like idiots:

    The average mortality rate of the H1N1 strain (Swine Flu) is a total of .1%

    The average mortality rate of the seasonal flu is .12%

    Do the fucking math.

  • hahaha yur hilarious!!! <3

  • My friends boyfriend caught from the dorms... lol. He made it, he's alive.

    I agree.

    Chill out.

  • People love to worry, they love drama, its an addiction.

    Luckily some of us know how to filter through the bullshit the media likes to fertilize our brains with.

  • Swine Flu FTW!

  • atta boy seth

  • fuck yea tell em fat ass

  • You fuck off. I hope you die because your body suffocates itself from weight you stupid son of a bitch. Ya know every person that makes fun of fat people are gonna be at least once in their life? Well I hope your one of them. And I hope you get so many fucking diseases like diabetis, or whatever. It'd serve your right. Half the time, people aren't fat because they made themselves that way, half the time is the metabolism being slow, or (my case) its genetic, and you don't really have an option.

  • "Diseases like diabetis, or whatever"?

    1. You spelled "Diabetes" wrong.

    2. You're a fucking moron.

    3. Go back to school.

  • You know English good. Stop raging, take a breath and try to make a legitimate argument that doesn't make you look like an idiot.

  • ur too funnny.....swine flu is not from pigs though dude ! LMAO

  • Are you fucking retarded? Swine Flu is the pig flu! Its spreading from pigs, so think logically here, its from pigs.

  • cool hhhhwhip!!!!!

  • swine flu is a horrible media driven piece of propaganda

  • Mhm, when I get sick.. All i do is not do stuff =/ IE swim in raw sewage, eat spiders, and umm roll around in toxic waste?

  • Woohoo!

    That was great lol.

    Ya its so true, I don't do anything when I get sick.

  • I have a theory on this swine flu bullshit. ITS ALL ABOUT MONEY! that's right..big surprise huh? Because those people know that if they spread enough bullshit about it..people are going to get scared, and like crazy people they are going to buy a bunch of shit at the store...for this shit, and well..that is the point. They want us to spend our money on it.

  • lol there was this sign in this store that said "fresh HERPES". lol hahahha

  • The intro never gets old on this vid XD!

  • only 20 in america now over 1,000,000

  • lol

  • Crap immune systems...true, I have one.

  • You remind me of Jack Black.

  • "that produces such delicious breakfast?" I enjoy your shows!

  • someone daid that if obama became presidant pigs would fly... he became presidant... the swine flew (flu)

  • Agreed. People should stop buying meds that they don't need. I get through colds and crap without meds, just tylonol so i can get out and do stuff. because there is no rest in a busy life. and look at me now. I only get sick maybe twice a year. and still it's not enough to get me to stop and rest.

  • ur the fukin shiiiieeet son!!! ur halarious man!!!

  • your hilarious.

  • people will listen to anyyyyything... like the tabloids celebrities + evil disease + stupid people who have no lives = this nonsense... it's all bull... people blow things way too out of proportion, unless its a serving of bacon ^_^

  • YAY BACON!

  • random

  • hey i subscribed

  • EXACTLY!!! let your body build up its natural defenses!!! also, YAY BACON!

  • why is it even called swine flu?

    maybe the bacteria look like little pink piggies

  • Swine Flu usually only effects (affects?) pigs, but in a town in Mexico a man in a pig farm caught it and it spread. And that's why it is called Swine Flu.

    But then it was changed it to H1N1 because people thought if they ate pork they'd get it. But Swine Flu is stickly airborn. Pork is okay to eat. There was really no need worry ...

  • hm

    thx for the info!

  • thats good 'cause i love pork

  • I agree it can be a serious pandemic, but for gods sake people stop yelling at everybody, "Oh man, it's the Swine Flu, were all gonna die HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!" I mean really, all you have done, is just made the other guy next to you, think that he's next. Just wash your hands with soap and brush your teeth and wear a jacket if it's cold. Don't be an idiot.

  • I don't wanna worry that the next time I open up a jar of peanut butter and worry about my brain melting xDDD

  • You need a show

  • yea i had swine flu to its not that bad

  • My thoughts exactly! SO MANY PEOPLE die of the flu each year. And 2 people die from Swine flu, and suddenly there's a pandemic?

    Every time someone says "Swine flu," everyone would freak out!

    Okay, I'll admit, I messed with people about it. Every time a pig or something pig related came up in conversation, I would yell, "Swine Flu!"

    But that was just joking about the fact that everyone else made a big deal of it.

    I suppose, that it is the American way. Big deal out of nothing.

  • Good Guy.

  • You sent me an add so I watched the Michael Jackson Suicide deal and its so blunt and honest. People do get depressed, I am on meds for depression and I loved MJ and didn't kill myself. Plus the Swine Flu vid is great too. Love your work man!!

  • haha, Swine flu *gasp*.

    Everything in ths video is true, for sure. The 2:30 to whatever was epic lulz.

  • agreeed and ur right bout the whole emune system thing people need to man up an shit

  • 3 people i know have had / do have swine flu and you know what? it did jack shit.

    my friend who has it now is sitting at home all day, eating cake and biscuits while playing on his xbox. its no big deal and people shouldn't be so scared. its not like AIDS or Cancer! you sneeze, sleep, and get better.

  • i cant believe every one is panicking about the swine there are alot of worse diseases like aids and cancer but nobody pays a fucking attention about those diseases stupid ass paranoid people

  • 5 people i know had it

  • I had Swine Flu too. And 2badimcool is absolutly right. I was sick for two days, watching movies all day and eating ice cream, and i was fine. People took this thing waaay out of proportion.

  • hehe only 8 people died of swin flu in mexico damn news

  • i like 3

  • I had swine flu. Its no big fucking deal. I had a fever, diarreah and i vomited a few times. Then i was fine. I didnt die, no one around me died, and it wasnt even that painful

  • lol ur right dude. I dont buy medicine unless the sickness doesnt stop after a week. So far that hasnt happened alot. The only times i got medicine is when i got pneumonia and almost died.

  • i agree i will keep eating mii porn >:)

  • 2:19 made me laugh so hard.

  • Scientist:I found a new flu!

    Doctor:so?There is always a new flu strand!

    Scientist:HOLY SHIT! when you put swine in front it sounds scary!

    Doctor:OMG! really!! Tell the media!!

    Scientist:I'll tell them that we will all die a violent piggy death!!

  • haha fuckin hillarious.

  • dirty piggy death!

  • *how to tell if you have swine flu*  if you get a weak and barely noticeable form of flu that isnt as uncomfortable or harmful as the usual flu, chances are it might be swine flu!

    WHAT AN OVERREACTION - SWINE FLU IS THE W.H.O. AND U.S. GOVERNMENT'S LATEST YARD STICK TO MEASURE RESPONSE AND PUBLIC REACTION TO THEIR ORGANIZATIONAL INTERVENTION AND "SWINE FLU" RELATED PUBLIC RESTRICTIONS.

    THEY CARE ONLY TO MEASURE HOW MANY PEOPLE ""OBEY ORDERS" IN THE FACE OF A "REAL" DISASTER.

  • every forgot about it already every body is to busy watching susan boyle or however its spelled

  • There is this kid at my school before vacation who would freak out if u said he look pale. Shut up about swine flu already!!!!!!!!!!

  • Haha i lost it at the begining

  • The swine flu isnt gonna do anything to the human race besides getting a small portionof earths people sick. Theres 6 billion people in the world. The odds of someone cathing the swine flu are VERY very small. Dont panic dont fret youre gonna be fine.

  • lol yah i wish ppl would calm down cuz when ppl make something bigger then it already is, it makes everything feel worse.

  • I couldnt agree more... its a flu... been there, done that! Put a bucket next to the bed and watch some freakin TV (or have the laptop nearby) and STFU about it already... geesh, thanks for speaking some sense, i'm so sick of turning on the news and hear "The swine flu has reached us! Oh no, we're gonna die!" like 15 times a day on various channels. -3-

  • yay!! swine flu!! my god, over 30 thousand people die EACH year because of the normal flu strand. woopdy fucking doo 70 people died in mexico (i am sorry to hear this, i am not racist at all) all of a sudden its a PANDEMIC!? bah, stupid exagerating dumb fucks =D

    -blood

  • lmao. swine flu was such a ridiculous "pandemic" it was blown completely out of proportion. at that many ppl even died from it when you scale it to the earths general population.

  • THANK. YOU.

    i am extremely sick of this panic over swine flu. the only people who have died of it in the US are a 35-year old super pregnant woman who had breathing problems and about 50 other critical health issues, and a 40-year old man with heart problems. keep making videos!

  • Lol I TOTALLY agreed with you back when everyone was freaking out about it. I swear I would have arguments with people all the time

    Them: "Oh my god swine flu is killing everyone!"

    Me: "No, its killing all the people in Mexico! Bad healthcare!"

    Them: "But its killed people in America!"

    Me: "A FREAKING BABY! IT KILLED A BABY WHO HAS RELATIVELY NO IMMUNE SYSTEM! STOP TALKING!" lol

  • XD thats wut i do, i NEVER take medicine, ive only took it once when i was like 3 or something because my mom made me... but its better if you dont because your body gets used to it, and can fight it off on its own, because if some day you dont have it, you wont DIE

  • I love this guy he reminds me of a wicked smart stoner...

  • This is by far the best so far. I have read comments on your videos saying that you should become a stand-up comic, I now absolutely agree. The funny thing is, the worse thing about Swine Flu is getting quarantined...

  • Men walk on the moon, design skyscrapers, govern countries, floss and brush... but they have to have parts of their genitals CUT OFF because they aren't trusted to be smart enough to keep clean or have safe sex??? Yeah right. End forced genital cutting! Circumcisionquotesdotcom

  • god ur so right

  • Your videos are awesome dude, you should be way more popular than you are now. Keep it up.

  • Thank you for stating my anger in a better way lol

    I hate germophobes

  • These videos are great! Tell it like it is....and they will listen..lmao. Subscribing! XD

  • i love ur videos

  • dude, the only medicine I take is natural sleeping aids, vitamins, and large doses of pain killers.

  • well, you can and quite possibly are addicted yo two of those meds: sleeping aids and painkillers. you honestly really could live without them, like seth says. haha

  • Very nice... True that.

  • my friend was freaking out about it..it was funny, all day when i was hanging out wiff them they would freak out at the slightest

    mention of "swine flu"

    and

    A: swine Flu is just a name, it does not come from pigs, it comes from crappy mexicans(no offense for mexicans who lived their whole life here,)

    B:I agree, theey where blowing this way out of perportion.

    C: in Egypt ALOT(like thousands)

    of pigs where slaughtered cuz of this

  • i fully agree qith your philosipy

  • good call the news could make a panda going pee as big as the titanic sinking

  • Thank you, I so agree with you on this.

  • ive been saying that since i first heard about this shit. no big deal.

  • "I wanna livvvveeee!!" haha this is hilarious!! im suscribing!!!!

  • My friend is all scared she and her kids have it every time they get sick now!Lol I do need my doctor to write me a script to whatch more daytime tv!Lol

  • haha yeah everyone is being really retarded about this who gay swine thing ... i think its just like any other damn flu

  • lmao that was so true

  • Heard something interesting and it was...90 people get the swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask, 90, 000 people get AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom! How true that our society is so paranoid at the little shit...

  • I refute your second point. Swine-Flu actually attacks the 'healthy' people in the middle, like the flu-pandemic in the early twentieth century.

  • Either way,

    watch the movie Men in Black...(Scene is on youtube) Will smith asks the question.. why the big secret people they're smart they can handle it..... fallowed by the best quote ever....Tommy says..." A person is smart, people are dumb panicy, dangerous animals and you know it!"

  • i agree.. we go to the doctor and take some sort of pill for every little freakn thing we can think of these days. we're slowly killing our immune system. thats why i never go to the doc.....and as for the swine flu, im tired of all this sky is falling crap. We're fine!...more people die from cigarettes, dont see that becoming a national pandemic.

  • sounds realy smart, thats where the phraze rub some dirt in it came from... so that the next time that it happens, then you dont have to worry about it getting bad

    and i do think that the swine flu was bad and we did need to take precautions... only... not closing down schools and airports. that was a big stupid shows how imune the kids of today are.

  • Lol very funny video!! =D

  • lol funny

  • That's what it do! lol

  • man i went my whole life till i wuz 12 without using any vaccines or medicens to cure me until i got REALLY sik and needed meds

  • Swine flu was the Jew media's way to run interference while the supreme court threw out the spying cases against two Isreali spies without anyone even hearing about it.....Check it out ... see if I am wrong....

  • "in politics nothing is accidental. If something happens, be assured it was planned this way" - George H.W Bush.

    This is a political movement, watch out for the Vaccination.

  • swine flu

  • yea your right !! :D those peoples are to much lol...

  • lol cureing people like crazy insane bitch's and it was false lol

  • haha that's so true, i completely agree with you. i mean everyone's overreacting about the stupidest thing ever. there are so many other things killing more people DAILY than the swine flue will EVER kill. for example, poverty. more children, and people of all ages are dying everyday, even aids, or any other disease. this is really immature, how everyone is causing so much drama and panic over a simple flu.

  • swine flu is a man-made virus. It is being transported by the department of defense using tractor trailors driven by individuals paid in cash by bank of america.

    and "swine flu" is a very ignorant name because it has nothing to do with pigs.

  • Facepalm.

  • no im pretty sure it come from pigs and we didnt make it.

  • Mary from New York?

  • haha rofl

  • i agree with this guy stop being pussies n runnin to ur nearest doctor all the time, doctors make money off u when u go to the pharmacy, well atlst thts how it usually is, cuz the hospitals usually own the pharmacy, so chill people dont keep taking medicine for the tiniest things, n ur body will be much stronger for sickness cases, if i get a cold , usually by the next day its gone, i hardly take any panadold or shit like tht, i only take medicine when i need it

  • Ahaha, hilarious, nice vid

  • Ahhh,finally someone whos smart.

    THANKYOU!

  • u got it right

  • haha your gonna die u loser!

  • Seth, you rock man. Keep up the awesome job.

  • heheh. at the beginning i thought you said "i'm to chunky to die"...low self esteem much? lolol. but you said young. :P

  • its in quebec now :(:(:( in montreal rofl

  • A-fuckin-men. Seriously...I'm not a germaphobe at all and I haven't really gotten sick in like 4 years (maybe 1 cold in all that time)...all my germaphobe friends are sick like every other week.

  • lmao nice vid man

  • i like the bit about rhinos

  • the swine flu is just the original flu, and its been said that its less sever than regular flu, but you feel like crud...

  • Hahaha, word!

  • THX DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! subscribing for sure because you saved me from freaking out xDDDDD

  • I miss monkey pox

  • on 3:26 when he says "im Sorry... For Cursing" i think he got that from Superbad the movie, when Seth to the cook teacher.

  • ha, interesting

  • OMG YOU POSTED THIS ON MY B-DAY!

  • lol you are sooo right !

  • exactly swine flu can suck it

  • stupid

  • OMG wow i rolled at 2:14

  • lmao Thats funny. Good Vid 5*

  • Well spoke - like a good bike should be spoken.

  • Lol well said my big white friend. Adding Swine to the beginning of Flu automatically makes it a fucking natural diaster. People need to grow up.

    Hey guess what i found the fucking cure, WASH YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS PEOPLE.

  • I am young and have a crappy imune system

  • Like 82% of Americans eat pork...

    *Man I wish I was a pig*

    .....oh, sorry, what was I saying?

  • 30,000 people die worldwide each year by regular flu and half of tha deaths are in the u.s. and i dont see the media hyping that....unfortunately

  • Its funny cause the CDC said 36,000 in North America alone, and people are freaking out over 150 or so..lol

  • You brought up a really good point at the end. If we keep relying on all these unnecessary medicines for little things that we can get over naturally, then our immune systems won't adapt leaving us susceptible to future illnesses.

  • swine flu = the T virus! ;O

  • The irony is,

    a bit over a hundred die of swine flu..

    thousands buy face masks..

    millions die of aids..

    how many people still refuse to wear a condom?

  • Thats a good fucking point man

  • thank you!!! i am so tired of this bullshit...its all paranoia

  • AHHHH WE ARE ALL GNNA DIE!.... Egypt Slaughterd all their pigs the other day.... stupid morons! no bacon for theeeeem!

  • Ya i lov beacon i wonder if they had a big discount sale or shiped it to us at walmart.

  • "and pussies"

    i literally lawled hard

  • well put seth. much better then my video on it

  • I could not have said it better myself..well I would have left out the hooker part but nuff said1

  • ha ha ha i love it man good job strait to the point

  • jeepers, big seth, where the fuck you be anyway? looks like your mama got you sittin' out in the woodshed! an' where in hell do you live? up in 'Laska somewhere? are there any other people 'round there? easy for you to laugh, anyway, you're probably sittin' on a keg of tammyfloo! an' drinkin' the shit like it's water. hell, we'll all be dead cuz you said don't panic! and you'll be live and laffin cuz we all dead an you the great white hope like bing & bob an' a bucket of dope! boop...and boop!

  • are you awesome brother?

  • you sir are right

  • Right now a rip roaring 114 cases are in the U.S. out of a population of over three hundred four million people. DIG A HOLE AND HIDE NOW!

    What wimps.

  • Yes thank you very much. I would not want to get this shity flu but its not too much to worry about .

  • justme, 15000 people die from regular flu every year in the US alone!

  • It IS dangerous to healthy people too. It sends the immune system into hyper drive.

    The w.h.o does not class there pandemic alert levels based on how deadly it is. only how easy it can spread and sustain itself.

    no it is not extremely dangerous but it does need to be dealt with.

    The media hypes everything that's just the way they roll.

  • Panic causes more deaths than that flu :)

  • ............

  • Wow, Your so FUCKING RIGHT!!!!

    i could not have said it better myself.........No really i couldnt so THANK YOU!!! hahaha...

  • i thinkk the swine flu is deadly :/

  • It's only deadly if you don't take care of yourself properly. Just like regular flu.

  • i'm already 5 starring this video 10 seconds in

  • LMAO