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  • little monkey how did he do that :S

  • he is a sad monkey because he is terrified to be without his mother. All tied up. Shame on you.

  • this monkey suck it so much time??

  • hay, that would be a great ice breaker during a job interview, wouldent it?

  • Cut the damn thing off and stick it down his throat if he likes it all that much!!!

  • I think is jealously that we can't do it to ourselves.

  • is he stupid or is he smarter than us?

  • what make you think the monkey is stupid ? shit , if it feels good , do it !

  • This shouldn't be titled Stupid Monkey sucks his own dick, but rather jealous man posts video of monkey sucking his own dick.

  • ohhhh he's just a little baby!

  • Now, I hate to be the contrarian, but that seems pretty smart, for a monkey or for a human.

  • This is why some monkeys didnt evolve as far as humans. The ones that were more flexible spent all their time sucking their own dicks.

  • @CyclonexxxIce, True that....

  • Don't lie men. You know you would do this if you were flexible enough.

  • I find this difficult to masturbate to.

  • @erikaaandellisx ewww just ewww!

  • ron jeremy of monkeys

  • so cute

  • funny how they show monekeys dicks

  • Stupid? He's a genius.

  • I wonder how many men would suck their own penises if they could...

  • well im gonna erase the history...

  • awww the baby <3 , he/she doesnt know any better so chill

  • This is the most disturbing shit I've seen in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I don't like blueberry pancakes anymore...Blugh!

  • @CALLOFDUTYFREAK950 awright. :'D

  • lol there talking in hebrew

  • lucky monkey

  • @Obzy666 its spelled giggity... GET IT RIGHT!!

  • @Obzy666 Haha my bad, meant to say that to callofdutyfreak950 whose 1 comment above you...

  • Respond to this video...  ew

  • I think the monkey is quite smart.....just sayin

  • that must hurt looks like he biting it

  • he's not stupid, men you are just jeallous coause you can't do that :D

  • why the fuck is it tied to the fence ?

  • Im Looking At This Video Saying Ewwwwwww What The Fuck..Then..........

    Wonders Why The Hell A Im Watching This Anyway????????

  • aww its a baby oh wait w wat

  • hes really cute

    but that looks kind of painful....

    like hes biting down on it

  • the dialogue from clerks comes to mind..you know that scene when they're in the car going to that funeral?LOL

  • Im 12 years old, and whats this?

  • hes sooooo cute!!!!!!!

    but DAYYYYYUM!!! thts gorssss!

  • @MrzzApple how is that gross? He couldnt find a girl to suck it for him so he had to do it on his own. You wanna go suck his dick for him?

  • @jasminn81 shut the fuck up u nut colored cave ape snow monkey honkey.

  • חחחח 

  • When we used to find them doing this, we cut it off with a hacksaw blade. Stopped them from doing it again. Except one, we nailed his to a tree. He didn't do it anymore eother.

  • and you boys thought monkeys were less advanced than humans!

  • hes cleaning it.

  • I hate those monkeys

  • you mean 'smart monkey ... ' ...

  • he was stretching it to make it larger

  • @sixaremycharms o sh^t is hetied? I hadn't realized. how 'humane' of their keeper, and totally takes the fun out. :'(

  • And people say monkeys and humans aren't related

  • Right...do tell me, how the FUCK is that STUPID?

  • There's not a man alive who wouldn't suck his own dick if he could, I don't care if he's gay, bi or straight.

  • @SlickLizard62

    Eww man. Speak for your self. .

  • LOL this video was not what I'm searching for, but LOL...

    Did we say human evolved from monkeys? :-S

    THUMBS UP for this imp.

    ...LOL..

  • That's not stupid, it's brilliant!

  • A great man once said "SUCK YOUR OWN DICK" this monkey is clearly, doing it right!

  • monkey is cute

  • sir, that monkey isn't dumb. i been trying to do that for years and i still cant figure out how.

  • @brdotson2875 dude seriosly ur fuckin gay

  • @brdotson2875 Maybe you should try asking the monkey out to dinner first....

  • LOL the monkey is cute. =D

  • hahaha

  • Stupid?  You would do it.

  • fuckin monkey i would make a barbecue out of this

  • animals arent perverts as we are, this innocent monkey are just wiping his penis

  • he is cleaning him self i think

  • @aznpopcorn369 hahahaha dumb

  • blow jobed

  • No, he's not stupid ... not by a long shot.

  • my dick is so long that i can actually pull this off

  • @aznpopcorn369 hahahhaa nice username ;)

  • and what you fuckin dumb cunt you tryin to start somethin ?

  • Why is he stupid?

  • that was cute

  • wow my brother wishes he could do tht

  • why cant we do that?

  • @jakerocks360

    i know this black guy who can

  • @jakerocks360 because were not that awesome

  • @jakerocks360

    I can

  • @jakerocks360 I can?

  • @jakerocks360

    I can... barely

  • @jakerocks360 because we wouldn't be productive then

    

  • @jakerocks360 i can ur dick jus isnt big enuff... i dont suck my own dick shut up

  • @jakerocks360 cuz eventually well die because we wont eat

  • @jakerocks360

    I CAN LOL

  • @jakerocks360, cause you guys would never leave the house if you could. Haha.......

  • she loves it rough tiny[.]cc/freesex535

  • And we're decendents of monkeys?!?!?!?! GROSS, he has dick flavor in his mouth now :0

  • LOL! Who is stupider; a monkey who sucks his own dick because he can, or someone who can't figure out how to post the video of it right side up? I'm pretty sure I know. LOL!

  • @KateiSolo

    People who write "stupider".

  • @KateiSolo hes chewin on dat shit ^_^

  • @KateiSolo Dont ask "who is stupider?" when you say "stupider" :|

  • @0UnanimousCommentor0 OWNED

    Incase you didnt realise, its more stupid.

    OWNED

  • @karimzo21 lolwut

  • @KateiSolo Burn! xD

  • @KateiSolo EXACTLY

  • Odobenus Nantucketensis...

  • lol

    the monkeys like why is it stretchin this far?

  • Omg so fuxking awesome

  • lol thius must make boy jeliouse that monkey can reach but guys carnt

  • lucky son of a bitch

  • I'll translate what he said (its hebrew)

    Guy: Hes sucking lol

    Girl: are you filming it?

    Guy:its EXHILARATING

    Girl: Film it film it!

  • tailandia eh uma vergonha

  • No I don't see how they come from monkeys. Monkeys probably remind you of your mother who abandoned and never loved you. Stfu, asshole.

  • @Sonicrega HAHAHA! Great Rebuttal.

  • lol.

  • dont hate. every male alive can & does jerk off. if men could suck their own dick EVERY SINGLE MAN ON EARTH WOULD.

  • nope

  • Essa Tailandia é uma vergonha!

  • Stupid Human Fuck their own hands

  • ahahahahah

  • That Monkey is young

    Still What  A Porn Lover xD

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  • poor monkey

  • autofellatio ftw......or ftl? idk lol.... :)

  • the video disortion looks like its eyebrows is its eyes and make it look like an alien!

  • hhhhaahahahhahahahhaahh lol

    rofl omgi cNT STOP LAGUHING HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the first fact is that this monkey does not know what this means. the other fact is obvious - some of you here are really gay.

  • monkeys dont have sex for pleasure they do it 2 reproduce is basicaly hes jus cumin cuz he can haha

  • sucking your own dick is gay or not?

    For me is very gay!

  • that is the cutest monkey i've ever seen. :)

  • thats HOOOTTTT!!!!

  • aargh! I broke my neck..

  • He has GOT to teach me how to do that

  • you got to be desperate to suck your own 3'

  • hahahahahahahhah!!!!

  • dude that monkey's not an idiot he's a genious!

  • What about stupid human can't video record right??

  • wtf cableguy96!!!! if u coulgd.. why fucking blow your self!!! are u fuckinh homosexuself:O

  • what the hell u gay bitch

  • i say that monkey had a good time

  • srrry spelled dumb wrong

  • he sux his dick to clean himself and hes not dump oh and u speak good hebrew

  • i say smart monkey. save money on dating

  • ur gay

  • "queef juicer" You don't know me. I assume you've never masturbated. well if you have your gay ha ha. go find a monkeys dick to suck.

  • You got one thing right I am smart. While you on the other hand call me gay and display cock and ball torture on your profile page fag.

  • Stupid iz the people who iz taking the monkey away from his mom and iz locking him upz. you knowz?

  • what do you mean poor little monkey?

    lucky guy can suck his own dick, he should teach his friends that and prertty soon they wont have need to female monkeys...

    oh and fuck jews

  • Loooool xD

  • df...lmfao

  • haha we people has start like monkeys thats why the world its full of gay people now

  • Lol you guys speak hebrew :P

    Israel Ftw ~~~

    Movie's making me horny :D

  • IS THAT A PENIS!?!?!?! pretty big

  • He makes it look so easy. And yes, the monkey is way smarter than the camera man. And of course you had to film it sideways!! Fucking morons!! Stupid is not knowing how to hold a camera.

  • he was just lonley

  • Poor little baby he is so lonely and afraid that he will suck anything to try and deal with his almost constent terror

  • This sad little baby is to young to be away from its mother. He is getting comfort the only way he can. There is nothing sexual about it ...its actually tragic

  • yah..my frend...daliana's mom..is a vetrinarion...and she has a pet monkey and he does tht alot and she said.."Momma...y duz he do dat???" and her mom said..."He is to far frum his mother sweety..he is giving himself comfort!

  • i watch a show on the animal planet they said a monkey has sex over 30 times a day!! either by themselfs with a girl mate even said with other guy monkeys lol

  • lol

  • He makes it look so easy. And yes, the monkey is way smarter than the camera man.

  • what kind of fucked up.....

    lol i think he does swallow...

  • Stupid?

    I would kill to have that ability.

    Stupid is not knowing how to hold a camera.

  • ??? I wonder if he swallows ???

  • Not stupid.

  • roflmfao that was funny and sick at the same time

  • It is likely an infection.

  • that looks like it could hurt...................

  • Don't act like you wouldn't.

  • lol your the second person that i`ve seen today that holds the camera sideways...why?

  • yucky!

  • Aww! The look on it's face.

  • lucky monkey

  • Cant be all that stupid, as the saying goes..."Happy is a man that can please himself"

  • he was proper stretchin it, surprised it didnt fall off xD

  • גדול!!!

  • pfhtfh yuck!

  • It's marilyn manson!!!!

  • loooooooooooooooooool

  • eww thats fucking horrible.