When we used to find them doing this, we cut it off with a hacksaw blade. Stopped them from doing it again. Except one, we nailed his to a tree. He didn't do it anymore eother.
LOL! Who is stupider; a monkey who sucks his own dick because he can, or someone who can't figure out how to post the video of it right side up? I'm pretty sure I know. LOL!
He makes it look so easy. And yes, the monkey is way smarter than the camera man. And of course you had to film it sideways!! Fucking morons!! Stupid is not knowing how to hold a camera.
This sad little baby is to young to be away from its mother. He is getting comfort the only way he can. There is nothing sexual about it ...its actually tragic
yah..my frend...daliana's mom..is a vetrinarion...and she has a pet monkey and he does tht alot and she said.."Momma...y duz he do dat???" and her mom said..."He is to far frum his mother sweety..he is giving himself comfort!
i watch a show on the animal planet they said a monkey has sex over 30 times a day!! either by themselfs with a girl mate even said with other guy monkeys lol
little monkey how did he do that :S
SenurittaxD 3 days ago
he is a sad monkey because he is terrified to be without his mother. All tied up. Shame on you.
gewelkafka 2 weeks ago
this monkey suck it so much time??
ShadeCoil 1 month ago
hay, that would be a great ice breaker during a job interview, wouldent it?
DoctorScuba 3 months ago 3
Cut the damn thing off and stick it down his throat if he likes it all that much!!!
luv2slaughtermonkeys 4 months ago
I think is jealously that we can't do it to ourselves.
RaijinHanshi 4 months ago
is he stupid or is he smarter than us?
kriskatz13 4 months ago
what make you think the monkey is stupid ? shit , if it feels good , do it !
MyIpsofacto 4 months ago
This shouldn't be titled Stupid Monkey sucks his own dick, but rather jealous man posts video of monkey sucking his own dick.
evonsparrow 5 months ago 2
ohhhh he's just a little baby!
heartrock83 5 months ago
Now, I hate to be the contrarian, but that seems pretty smart, for a monkey or for a human.
Fogtrill 5 months ago 2
This is why some monkeys didnt evolve as far as humans. The ones that were more flexible spent all their time sucking their own dicks.
CyclonexxxIce 5 months ago 3
@CyclonexxxIce, True that....
XRayCam 5 months ago
Don't lie men. You know you would do this if you were flexible enough.
ShyFlaky 5 months ago
I find this difficult to masturbate to.
erikaaandellisx 5 months ago
@erikaaandellisx ewww just ewww!
SoRudeTapp 5 months ago
ron jeremy of monkeys
Mrjohnsworld 5 months ago
so cute
antlantis7 6 months ago 2
funny how they show monekeys dicks
burchjjenkins 6 months ago
Stupid? He's a genius.
stealthbeast 6 months ago
I wonder how many men would suck their own penises if they could...
PleaseCallSecurity 7 months ago
well im gonna erase the history...
7fusha 7 months ago 3
awww the baby <3 , he/she doesnt know any better so chill
malikailove0 7 months ago
This is the most disturbing shit I've seen in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I don't like blueberry pancakes anymore...Blugh!
xROCKxISxAWESOMEx 7 months ago
@CALLOFDUTYFREAK950 awright. :'D
SuperNumber19 7 months ago
lol there talking in hebrew
talpro8 7 months ago
lucky monkey
Obzy666 9 months ago
@Obzy666 its spelled giggity... GET IT RIGHT!!
xaethe81 7 months ago
@Obzy666 Haha my bad, meant to say that to callofdutyfreak950 whose 1 comment above you...
xaethe81 7 months ago
Respond to this video... ew
HERBERTrobot 9 months ago
I think the monkey is quite smart.....just sayin
xXAlienWolfXxz 9 months ago
that must hurt looks like he biting it
erenfire1 9 months ago
he's not stupid, men you are just jeallous coause you can't do that :D
theeasyma 9 months ago
why the fuck is it tied to the fence ?
funnythings4u 9 months ago
Im Looking At This Video Saying Ewwwwwww What The Fuck..Then..........
Wonders Why The Hell A Im Watching This Anyway????????
PigeonToedShawdy 10 months ago
aww its a baby oh wait w wat
maicey48 11 months ago
hes really cute
but that looks kind of painful....
like hes biting down on it
iLurvChu 11 months ago
the dialogue from clerks comes to mind..you know that scene when they're in the car going to that funeral?LOL
dpapaioannow 11 months ago
Im 12 years old, and whats this?
Hail666Bitch 1 year ago 11
hes sooooo cute!!!!!!!
but DAYYYYYUM!!! thts gorssss!
MrzzApple 1 year ago
@MrzzApple how is that gross? He couldnt find a girl to suck it for him so he had to do it on his own. You wanna go suck his dick for him?
utubegay1 1 year ago
@jasminn81 shut the fuck up u nut colored cave ape snow monkey honkey.
IgotLonghairdontcare 1 year ago
חחחח
hollboy2000 1 year ago
When we used to find them doing this, we cut it off with a hacksaw blade. Stopped them from doing it again. Except one, we nailed his to a tree. He didn't do it anymore eother.
junkintrunk55 1 year ago
and you boys thought monkeys were less advanced than humans!
MistyOjaiGirl 1 year ago
hes cleaning it.
PlutoNater 1 year ago
I hate those monkeys
o56kid 1 year ago
you mean 'smart monkey ... ' ...
fuhmeregan 1 year ago
he was stretching it to make it larger
nybombs 1 year ago
@sixaremycharms o sh^t is hetied? I hadn't realized. how 'humane' of their keeper, and totally takes the fun out. :'(
ocurro 1 year ago
And people say monkeys and humans aren't related
zzman305 1 year ago
Right...do tell me, how the FUCK is that STUPID?
tyruk 1 year ago
There's not a man alive who wouldn't suck his own dick if he could, I don't care if he's gay, bi or straight.
SlickLizard62 1 year ago 16
@SlickLizard62
Eww man. Speak for your self. .
o56kid 1 year ago
LOL this video was not what I'm searching for, but LOL...
Did we say human evolved from monkeys? :-S
THUMBS UP for this imp.
...LOL..
nguyenthungocanh 1 year ago
That's not stupid, it's brilliant!
Sunderland4745 1 year ago 3
A great man once said "SUCK YOUR OWN DICK" this monkey is clearly, doing it right!
T0ezteh 1 year ago 2
monkey is cute
icantbetrusted 1 year ago
sir, that monkey isn't dumb. i been trying to do that for years and i still cant figure out how.
brdotson2875 1 year ago
@brdotson2875 dude seriosly ur fuckin gay
MrLokito98 1 year ago
@brdotson2875 Maybe you should try asking the monkey out to dinner first....
droberts4168 1 year ago
LOL the monkey is cute. =D
omfgNstfu 1 year ago
hahaha
ulydadon 1 year ago
Stupid? You would do it.
typhoonjax 1 year ago 3
fuckin monkey i would make a barbecue out of this
mindingoduparque 1 year ago
animals arent perverts as we are, this innocent monkey are just wiping his penis
ghostavenger1988 1 year ago
he is cleaning him self i think
haty541 1 year ago
@aznpopcorn369 hahahaha dumb
greg8670 1 year ago
blow jobed
gfdkgkj 2 years ago
No, he's not stupid ... not by a long shot.
KarmicOmen 2 years ago
my dick is so long that i can actually pull this off
aznpopcorn369 2 years ago 4
@aznpopcorn369 hahahhaa nice username ;)
cbluva11 2 years ago
and what you fuckin dumb cunt you tryin to start somethin ?
aznpopcorn369 2 years ago
Why is he stupid?
djvft50 2 years ago 3
that was cute
TurboTorrez 2 years ago
wow my brother wishes he could do tht
channypooh123 2 years ago 3
why cant we do that?
jakerocks360 2 years ago 87
@jakerocks360
i know this black guy who can
bigwhiteballs27 1 year ago
@jakerocks360 because were not that awesome
iSKATEproductions1 1 year ago
@jakerocks360
I can
MeeGra123 1 year ago
@jakerocks360 I can?
henpuusi 1 year ago
@jakerocks360
I can... barely
Mikesheesh 9 months ago
@jakerocks360 because we wouldn't be productive then
toothfareie 9 months ago
@jakerocks360 i can ur dick jus isnt big enuff... i dont suck my own dick shut up
RtheoneTolbert 7 months ago
@jakerocks360 cuz eventually well die because we wont eat
Marinermandrone 6 months ago
@jakerocks360
I CAN LOL
exrodge 6 months ago
@jakerocks360, cause you guys would never leave the house if you could. Haha.......
XRayCam 5 months ago
she loves it rough tiny[.]cc/freesex535
CyzypuNuxowoki 2 years ago
And we're decendents of monkeys?!?!?!?! GROSS, he has dick flavor in his mouth now :0
ProudToBeVeggie 2 years ago
LOL! Who is stupider; a monkey who sucks his own dick because he can, or someone who can't figure out how to post the video of it right side up? I'm pretty sure I know. LOL!
KateiSolo 2 years ago 139
@KateiSolo
People who write "stupider".
stupidnabgaywhoreass 1 year ago 3
@KateiSolo hes chewin on dat shit ^_^
GayPrideCali 1 year ago
@KateiSolo Dont ask "who is stupider?" when you say "stupider" :|
0UnanimousCommentor0 6 months ago
@0UnanimousCommentor0 OWNED
Incase you didnt realise, its more stupid.
OWNED
karimzo21 6 months ago
@karimzo21 lolwut
0UnanimousCommentor0 3 months ago
@KateiSolo Burn! xD
biscuitdude45 6 months ago
@KateiSolo EXACTLY
randypcole 5 months ago
Odobenus Nantucketensis...
Aeschylus 2 years ago
lol
the monkeys like why is it stretchin this far?
REAPER28020 2 years ago
Omg so fuxking awesome
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harrypottergay1 2 years ago
lol thius must make boy jeliouse that monkey can reach but guys carnt
medianeyou 2 years ago
lucky son of a bitch
Tstr0ng420 2 years ago 3
I'll translate what he said (its hebrew)
Guy: Hes sucking lol
Girl: are you filming it?
Guy:its EXHILARATING
Girl: Film it film it!
ParasiteGods731 2 years ago 2
tailandia eh uma vergonha
zbancoc 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
see-black people really do come from monkeys! have you looked at one lately?
jazmynn81 2 years ago
No I don't see how they come from monkeys. Monkeys probably remind you of your mother who abandoned and never loved you. Stfu, asshole.
Sonicrega 2 years ago
@Sonicrega HAHAHA! Great Rebuttal.
BreuckelensFinest 2 years ago
lol.
Sonicrega 2 years ago
dont hate. every male alive can & does jerk off. if men could suck their own dick EVERY SINGLE MAN ON EARTH WOULD.
midnightnavyz28 2 years ago 7
nope
CamaRO9923 2 years ago
Essa Tailandia é uma vergonha!
zbancoc 2 years ago
Stupid Human Fuck their own hands
TheVietDragon 2 years ago 7
ahahahahah
MetalDobermann 2 years ago
That Monkey is young
Still What A Porn Lover xD
Gracjan012 2 years ago
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exmarkmetroguy 2 years ago
poor monkey
amyfan1997 2 years ago
autofellatio ftw......or ftl? idk lol.... :)
mAwesome334 2 years ago
the video disortion looks like its eyebrows is its eyes and make it look like an alien!
FLPanthersandMarlins 2 years ago
hhhhaahahahhahahahhaahh lol
rofl omgi cNT STOP LAGUHING HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jacklovecutie 2 years ago
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Danube03 2 years ago
the first fact is that this monkey does not know what this means. the other fact is obvious - some of you here are really gay.
glok1989 2 years ago
monkeys dont have sex for pleasure they do it 2 reproduce is basicaly hes jus cumin cuz he can haha
richay1 2 years ago
sucking your own dick is gay or not?
For me is very gay!
Grimlocklamego 2 years ago
that is the cutest monkey i've ever seen. :)
xlecheryxloathingx 2 years ago 3
thats HOOOTTTT!!!!
avillareal54 2 years ago
aargh! I broke my neck..
Scheisshund 2 years ago 2
He has GOT to teach me how to do that
ZpillchillZ 2 years ago 2
you got to be desperate to suck your own 3'
arachlyco 2 years ago 5
hahahahahahahhah!!!!
alii2k5 2 years ago
dude that monkey's not an idiot he's a genious!
XGCOwnt 2 years ago
What about stupid human can't video record right??
evilpressley 2 years ago
wtf cableguy96!!!! if u coulgd.. why fucking blow your self!!! are u fuckinh homosexuself:O
kway94 2 years ago
what the hell u gay bitch
Raymond69799 2 years ago 2
i say that monkey had a good time
cozyboy55 2 years ago 2
srrry spelled dumb wrong
robertsteidley 2 years ago
he sux his dick to clean himself and hes not dump oh and u speak good hebrew
robertsteidley 2 years ago
i say smart monkey. save money on dating
jawdrop1 2 years ago
ur gay
QueefJuicer 2 years ago
"queef juicer" You don't know me. I assume you've never masturbated. well if you have your gay ha ha. go find a monkeys dick to suck.
jawdrop1 2 years ago
You got one thing right I am smart. While you on the other hand call me gay and display cock and ball torture on your profile page fag.
jawdrop1 2 years ago 2
Stupid iz the people who iz taking the monkey away from his mom and iz locking him upz. you knowz?
LeonardoSasuke 2 years ago
what do you mean poor little monkey?
lucky guy can suck his own dick, he should teach his friends that and prertty soon they wont have need to female monkeys...
oh and fuck jews
Unbannable 2 years ago
Loooool xD
em11613 2 years ago
df...lmfao
archntina 2 years ago
haha we people has start like monkeys thats why the world its full of gay people now
greeksexlover 2 years ago
Lol you guys speak hebrew :P
Israel Ftw ~~~
Movie's making me horny :D
18Pl0xerZoz 3 years ago
IS THAT A PENIS!?!?!?! pretty big
killerdude360 3 years ago 2
He makes it look so easy. And yes, the monkey is way smarter than the camera man. And of course you had to film it sideways!! Fucking morons!! Stupid is not knowing how to hold a camera.
beautifultootsiepop 3 years ago
he was just lonley
axlfoleyfanatic 3 years ago
Poor little baby he is so lonely and afraid that he will suck anything to try and deal with his almost constent terror
lardian1 3 years ago
This sad little baby is to young to be away from its mother. He is getting comfort the only way he can. There is nothing sexual about it ...its actually tragic
lardian1 3 years ago 4
yah..my frend...daliana's mom..is a vetrinarion...and she has a pet monkey and he does tht alot and she said.."Momma...y duz he do dat???" and her mom said..."He is to far frum his mother sweety..he is giving himself comfort!
bishopjuliana 3 years ago
i watch a show on the animal planet they said a monkey has sex over 30 times a day!! either by themselfs with a girl mate even said with other guy monkeys lol
504ace504 3 years ago
lol
darkjaksasuke 3 years ago
He makes it look so easy. And yes, the monkey is way smarter than the camera man.
davidls11 3 years ago
what kind of fucked up.....
lol i think he does swallow...
lifeisvacuum 3 years ago
Stupid?
I would kill to have that ability.
Stupid is not knowing how to hold a camera.
kladivous 3 years ago
??? I wonder if he swallows ???
db13395 3 years ago 2
Not stupid.
grandpaegg 3 years ago
roflmfao that was funny and sick at the same time
sexietakenchick 3 years ago
It is likely an infection.
str82hell4u 3 years ago
that looks like it could hurt...................
IcePick88000 3 years ago 3
Don't act like you wouldn't.
ElRousey 3 years ago 6
lol your the second person that i`ve seen today that holds the camera sideways...why?
banloo29 3 years ago
yucky!
GreaseLightning123 3 years ago
Aww! The look on it's face.
UserRED13 3 years ago
lucky monkey
spiderman82pm 3 years ago 17
Cant be all that stupid, as the saying goes..."Happy is a man that can please himself"
southernrancher 3 years ago 6
he was proper stretchin it, surprised it didnt fall off xD
VRgrappz 3 years ago 3
גדול!!!
maiani87 3 years ago
pfhtfh yuck!
dragonair2176 3 years ago
It's marilyn manson!!!!
ctotheoleman1 3 years ago
loooooooooooooooooool
DaShuffle 3 years ago
eww thats fucking horrible.
emiliobuono 3 years ago