Russell Howard - The Daily Mail: "Everything Gives You Cancer"

[CherryDrop96]

The fact of the matter is that at some point in you life you will encounter something that is rumored to cause cancer. But if we spend our lives worrying about it, it's just a waste! The Daily Mail want to put fuel onto the flames of the cancer headlines, but the truth is that most things can cause cancer, and those of us that are fortunate not to have cancer should embrace life and enjoy themselves, not be constantly paranoid about it. Those with cancer will tell you to live life to the full :)

[megadjcookie111]

At about 15secs with the man and woman what does it say cause I can't hear with all the people laughing

[Joeblob2]

@megadjcookie111 "being a woman, being a man" i think

[ObservedFIREFLY]

you guys do realise that these can all be true right? whether they cause cancer directly or slightly increase your chances they are all linked to increased cancer, processed foods and bath products are the obvious ones, males get testicular cancer, females get breast cancer, the older you are the more likely cancer is, the air is full of carcinogens, aspirin abuse can cause liver cancer, calcium has an isotope that is radiactive, black people have an increased risk of some cancers, problem?

[aksquash]

@ObservedFIREFLY That might be the case but the Mail only prints this stuff because it gets attention. More often than not the chances are so slight that they aren't worth mentioning. Also men can get breast cancer as well. The Mail makes gross exaggerations and that's the problem.

[ObservedFIREFLY]

@aksquash no they say it increases you risk by 20 percent and people are too retarded to do simple math, if it increases you risk by 20 percent, it doesnt mean 20 percent more people will get cancer, if 5 percent of people get a type of cancer naturally, increasing the risk by 20 percent means 6 percent of people will get that form of cancer, and 1 percent from the proclaimed cause, the mail makes it scarier than it should be thats true, but people need to learn to think whats on the page

[aksquash]

@ObservedFIREFLY Meh. The only reason cancer has the public attention as much as it does is because we aren't dying from the bubonic plague and cholera anymore. We gotta die from something. But I'm pretty sure the risks for most of the things discussed aren't as high. A few things like the sauce (remember the massive scare) and alcohol but simply being a man or woman or black is not worth mentioning because those aren't lifestyle choices.

[drwho8813]

So if you are an old, left-handed, retired, black, transvestite male, with the menopause, who is going on a diet which involves only eating: Ham, honey, eggs, soup, baby food, beef, pizza, pork, cereal, vitamins, aspirin, calcium, beer, bacon, chocolate and worchester sauce, had a child but it died have a dog and a fast car. If you like bubble bath, use loads of deodorant and you destroy the climate and if you have breathe and use Facebook then you are basically stuffed according to the Mail!

[TLrtd]

3 people believe everything The Daily Mail prints

[RossLikesCake]

From watching this I just got cancer :D

[MizzSweetiie00]

I love the way he says GENUINLEY! :D

[lucyaliceee]

Shit, better not watch this video. It may lead to cancer.

[XrougeXpanda]

@lucyaliceee too late that comment gave you it

[HUW1097]

lol being black! XD

[Trashcansam123]

It's true. You can't not get cancer. So let's embrace the cancer instead of fear it.

[eninco242]

I love you guys.

[kitaarmes]

I actually know all the words now xx lol xx

[amnesiaguess]

whats the tunes name?

[Star368100]

Russell is sex on legs.

[Zareste]

oookayyyyy this says a lot about Russell Howard

[Xx1NT3RV3NT1ONxX]

2 dislikes = people that got canser from these things

[lankygerkin]

Apparently biscuits, bread and peanuts can give you cancer as well... And chips and crisps, red meat, salt and grains. That leaves us...?Chicken and vegetables (y)

[Syrath101]

Watching this Video may lead to Cancer according to the Daily Mail.

[WorldWideCollab]

2 people got cancer from air

[Tehphantomrofler]

PEOPLE! Studies show 50% of people that watch this video get cancer!!!!

[LeonSKennedy828]

This is amazing XD

[dexdex1560]

who knew that things that give you cancer could be so catchy?

[xxjazzie98xx]

russel u r so fiit<3

[Bangcat]

I been saying this for years. Allot of docs in the medical community are just looking to be that next big name and will claim this study or that. What a load of quacks. What you all SHOULD be looking at is what your average city puts into it's water. You've been warned.

[AngelofAwsomeness]

1 person reads the daily mail

[Aar0nvids]

Soo going on my PsP and getting played in class :P

[sirbestnameever]

were not even sure smoking gives you cancer after u see how many smokers live to 90

[SirTeeGeeEss]

@sirbestnameever What a ridiculous thing to say,

It has been proven beyond doubt that smoking, among other things, causes lung cancer.

What it does NOT mean is that everyone who ever smoked will get lung cancer. It's all to do with increasing the CHANCE that you'll get cancer.

[sirbestnameever]

@SirTeeGeeEss If it was silly to say why replie

[SirTeeGeeEss]

@sirbestnameever Because I don't think you were aware of what a silly thing to say it was, and your reasoning behind smoking not causing cancer was seriously flawed.

[gremlyn2504]

@SirTeeGeeEss smoking is awesommmeme

[gremlyn2504]

@SirTeeGeeEss trolololol

[SixtyFourMan]

Ladies and gentleman, for your approval: the only funny thing Russell Howard has ever produced.

[LittleMissGlamazon]

Well I guess I won't have that bacon sandwich now...

[parisalou97]

This is such an awesome song it should totally b in the top40!!! Xxx

[TheAngus777]

the daily mail gives u cancer

[pl4igurl2k6]

the person that owns the daily mail watched this video

[SalvatoreBabexx]

Every time I watch this I laugh soooo hard! LoveYouRussell! xxxx

[CelebrityJuiceFan]

This should totally be on the charts haha :)

[jono56710]

hahaha this makes me laugh without fail every time

[jono56710]

who ever doesnt like it is mad

[Rizzofish]

russell is actually a fairly good singer!

[SmartAlexia]

1 person has cancer

[stf1996]

shit im fucked

[PurpleChaos101]

So basically the daily mail are saying either way we're screwed .

Love this clip lol

[dim432]

send that to the daily mail

[Megadeth1994METTULLL]

WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED WEIRDO

*rolls clip*

haaaaaaaaaaa!

[hestheman929]

We didn't start the fire!

[StigsIrishNiece]

This guy is a LEGEND! Funniest guy ever!!!

[CPMASTERPERSON]

this is what, the uk's saturday night live?

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@CPMASTERPERSON

naw its a mockery of the weeks news :)

[CPMASTERPERSON]

@hiddenbutdeadly kewl

[KadajSweetie]

Just the thing to listen to when making Xmas garlands. ;D

[moel13]

The way he says 'soup' is so funny for some reason. I can't stop laughing! Soup is a really funny word!

[radishhead1]

Haha :p

To the tune of We didn't Start the Fire :D

[FreakingLoveEnvy]

At least I'm not the only one who's noticed that.

[winnconway]

I am so in love with Russell Howard, it's ridiculous <3

[RobinIsAnODST]

Daily mail:In short,We don't know.

[DarthJuhoker96]

This sounds just like We Didn't Start The Flame War

[snowfox95]

@DarthJuhoker96 we didnt start the flame war by CH and this is from another song

[moel13]

@DarthJuhoker96 Wow. Yes, it does. And We Didn't Start The Flame War is based on a very famous song called We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel.

Time to get off the computer and go outside a bit there buddy. :)

[DarthJuhoker96]

@moel13 Yes, I think you'll find I remembered that after I left the comment.

Time to realise that you're not gonna get anywhere by being a complete cock to people on the internet. :)

[moel13]

@DarthJuhoker96 Well then, you should have either deleted said comment, or posted something fairly obvious to rectify the situation. Cuz, i can't read your mind there buddy, and I can't seem to see another comment. :D Don't take it so seriously hahaha

[soapfan97]

ohh he is a ledgend i love this song and i've watched it that many time i litterally know it of by heart!! x

[LeonSymond]

ur so coool

[GoldAG300]

'The mail days these cause cancer, but it's only rumours that they give you tumours' lol

[angryboy2k9]

@GoldAG300 They must have some balls to print it! Cos its 60 pages of scary bullshit!

[riisearnesean]

song makes me laugh everytime i watch it

[XsvruploaderX]

Russel rocks

[LeonSymond]

ha ha ha he is so funny

[stiupclare]

lol sooo funny

[TheJessRowe]

Fuckin Ommence !

[2QUIICK4SIIK]

<33333 this song russel iz amazing

[tecblaz]

most epic song ever!

[maksphoto78]

Search Youtube for Dan & Dan Daily Mail song

[TrickiVicki94]

Absolute Genius

^

The only words you can describe this song as

[legonut10]

love this song

[gjhsdjhd1]

I have Cancer. I was diagnoed of it last week from being a facebook adict lol

[ashlee2k10ha]

Age, air, alcohol, asprin,calcium,ham,honey,eggs,­dogs, Dieting and Soup

BEING WOMAN

BEING MAN

Bubble baths, food from cans, being ........(nt being racist), wearing bras, left-handedness, speedy cars, Oestrogen, Climate change, Baby food, the menopause, Beef, beer, pizza pork, cereal and worcestor sauce, Childlessness, children, vitamins, bacons, chocolate , retirment, deodorant FACEBOOK

[dudeofmeh]

@ashlee2k10ha how is saying "being black" racist?

[Boaal]

@dudeofmeh

That'd be media driven social conditioning and over zealous political correctness kicking in.

[Sponglor]

@Boaal its stupid. if saying "being black" is racist, then saying being male/female would be sexist. people are stupid.

[gremlindude10]

@dudeofmeh

I'm sure it's all a misunderstanding. She probably thought that by SAYING "black" caused cancer and that she was protecting herself. Then again she could be an ignorant pillock. 

[alicebarness]

LOL everytime

RUSSELL MARRY ME<3

[DairyMilkNanyPuncher]

yeahhh lovve him

[gearsofwar300993]

omg he is soo funy :D x

[MissusRothery]

PMSL xx