Man, Woman, Minecraft - [S1E5] Survival Island

[platoonutzeyz]

i watch this just to listen to minecraftmom talk. she's funny.

[element193]

This guy must have some must have some patients

[nathan51141]

49 people dont like minecraft

[starfoxization]

7:49

[dudegamingteam]

@tomelposh are you retarded?

[AndrewPrice12345]

paul i mean

[AndrewPrice12345]

Pual yer awesome. ive watched every ep of yer how to survive and thrive! keep it up

[yugioh1581]

Sex-y

[shoopdabloop4]

Paul I thought U were building a boat???????

[hippster118]

there were chests in the cave with the monsters

[Jtk0911]

a lot of lives lot broke my heart even my papa died in 2009 never forget people who died

[sniggity]

where are your kids

[ZackyRock45]

i remember when i was a noob

[gertvarva]

she likes rain but i like trains

[deepsameer1]

when paul said every one starts out a noob i was what are you talking about because i never was a noob

[LILSvedishDwarff]

You should make a couple funny episodes from minecraft mom's perspective



[KomedyKidz2]

I hate freaking meth comertial so dang wierd

[AsianDudeGamer]

Its a good lightsaber with a tiny red handle

[PorygonOwnage]

It's raining, it's pouring, Old Enderman are snoring.

[alfieearlday]

lol raining.... won't you get hypothermia???

[GoldenDragonZ101]

by that skeletons were some chest! there are some treasure's in it! GET IT!

[amandagaskin101]

Who Else Puts Their Mouse On The "Minecraft Cursor" On These Videos? Or Is It Just Me...

[amandagaskin101]

He's "Getting Wood" And "I'm Going To Get The Hoe!"

LoL I Love This Channel<3

[1299Brandon]

did anyone hear a pig at 7:12?

[SuperMonda777]

Minecraftmom, you are doing great! We've all been new at this and at games at some point. :)

[AqwGia]

Did anyone else hear a hissing sound @ 8:34?

[AqwGia]

GET THE ITEMS IN THE BLEEPING DUNGEON CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its driving everybody here CRAZY!!!!1

[ThePastaManCan]

@AqwGia No, No Its Really Not :/ Seek Help.

[masonbe43]

why did u not get the stuf in the spawning room chest

[angrygolpher]

this reminded me why cant we take craps an pee in minecraft

[182zeldafan]

It's nice to know that there is a dad that I found that cares about his kids cause mine hates me

[MyAssProductions1]

Paul says to his wife im gonna get the hoe

[Infected872]

You can only play 2 ppl on this map?

[zombiedude8080]

I wish there was a "like all videos on his channel" button

[epicman1c1]

@zombiedude8080 I Agree

[ticklelemonade]

@zombiedude8080 the only reason why that is, is that you should watch all his video's!

[awesomedude766]

Minecraft

[cabboom09]

why dont you just build a boat and go and explore or scarch for the kids?!

[angerfist4life100]

GET THE CHESTS!!!!!!!

[MutationOfHell]

You guys don't really read the descriptions huh? Lazy Bastards Just Kidding

[MRTHINLIZZYMAN]

I feel like I am watching minecraft mom grow threw the episodes she is doing so great:)

[frexxxxxx]

Paul your so patient with her xD

[PieWantsWho]

look at our farm, its pretty sexy :) haha yall are awsome

[P0NG0FTW]

hey could anyone tell me the seed # on survival island?

[517Wolf]

@P0NG0FTW

If you're looking for the map, it's in the description.

[BigBoss101101]

please just get that tree! i know theres no point in saying it but my ocd is going crazy!!!

[DeadlyDangerDevil]

@BigBoss101101 same!!!

[israphel22]

@BigBoss101101 IKR!?!?!?!?!

[Mrmagickid1]

hey paul (or any one else that has the answer to this) what is the seed for this survival island map? or what is the download site

[GoldDemonDragon]

@Mrmagickid1 description for world, if u want seed just get the world and press F3

[graffitiskyball55]

you guys are cool i love our guys house.

[spiderzzzzzzzzzz]

you should of done sky block with her and put pvp on so you could push her of the edge!

[acer5260]

Hey you all rule

[shero6016]

if u look really closely u can tell that when the rain is fallin its a rectangle and when it hits the ground its small squares

[GoldDemonDragon]

*Me walking out*

MUM: where are you going?

ME: gonna kill 48 people

MUM: why?

ME: Cuz they disliked a paulsoaresjr video

MUM: wait a sec, im looking for my battleaxe

[12310nono12310]

@GoldDemonDragon ill help you

[mecusimawesome]

@GoldDemonDragon ..... save a few for me ill torture them slowly and then leave one alive so he can spread the word of what will happen >:D

[GoldDemonDragon]

@mecusimawesome let me summon some 48, and incase you cant remember...

BOOM

[GoldDemonDragon]

@mecusimawesome yay, my first top comment, but no jokes, im gonna get them rip the hearts out and use a diamond axe to rip there bpdies apart, so, nothing much, normal day i guess

[CannoneerMinion]

@GoldDemonDragon i cant find my machine gun

[MrGamemaker2000]

@GoldDemonDragon hahahaha no.

[misscookiemonster777]

@GoldDemonDragon I'm looking for my flint and steel... :D FIREEEE!!!

[bumbudSOS]

@GoldDemonDragon u got a stack of votes! :D

[abbstar1423]

If you have nothing nice to say dont speak at all geez be nice a little for once please :D

[Tobuscusfan991]

@paulsoaresjr i <3 ur vids hope u make alot of minecraft vids :D

[moxieteenz731]

your wife sounds so cute

[xXfayboy19Xx]

14:45 lets bounce each other (dry humping) thumbs up =3

[luigiman7789]

@xXfayboy19Xx :P

[jorgemicejj]

you have the greatest series you inspired to buy minecraft

[gamerboy10009]

i think that we should see minecraftmom's side

[stiditis10]

thair are chests in the dungon 

[xB3aSTiN76x]

are they laughing all the tym bcuz they think wrong

[maintguy69]

@xB3aSTiN76x no at you for your bad spelling

[xB3aSTiN76x]

@maintguy69 Bro I type a shorter way not the real way dumbass

[maintguy69]

@xB3aSTiN76x why type like your sending a text most people can't understand..... or maybe you just can't spell ???

[Tobuscusfan991]

@maintguy69 y dont u go suck one

[maintguy69]

@Tobuscusfan991 why don't stay out of others conversations..... adults talking here, run along and go play in traffic

[blackdog121penguin]

@maintguy69 if your a F***ING ADULT THEN YOU SHOULD NO BETTER YOU DIVVVV

[maintguy69]

@blackdog121penguin I'm guess with a mouth like that you have learned what the taste of soap in your mouth taste like...... if not someone should make sure you find out

[blackdog121penguin]

@maintguy69 really ok i have had soap in my mouth wat about you .... i guess F***ING NOT SO F***ING F*** YOU W****ER

[maintguy69]

@blackdog121penguin just a 18 year old punk that don't know how to keep his mouth shut, just do that and stop showing how much of a moron you really are.

[CODzombiesEXPERT]

@maintguy69 go maintguy69 you rock subscribing just for that

[CODzombiesEXPERT]

@CODzombiesEXPERT i meant go blackdog121penguin subscribing for that just go the names wrong

[CODzombiesEXPERT]

@maintguy69 that a boy.

[AwesomeAirsoft123]

11:45 starin at minecraftmom's ass

[FushionSlicer2]

in the words of a wise minecraft player DERP A DERPA DURRR DUR DERP BA DERP DER DERRRRRRRRR DERP A DERP A DERP

[Anders725]

JUST GO FIGHT DON'T STAND THERE

[PutNoCommentHere]

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[invaderlu]

Remember the previous episode.. i tink episode 3 there was a dog barking so what happen to it?

[xxvietNancyxx]

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[mecusimawesome]

@xxvietNancyxx agreed lol

[MrKronikx]

awesome happy family man!

[TheFallenGamer15]

you do have to eat with the dumb hunger update!!!!!

[tim1vl]

gget the damn chest

[kito12346]

LOL "ooo our farm is sexy!" LOL!!!!

[benzappo1000]

get the chests!

[Aruthicon]

M. C. Woman: *slashes the door with a sword*

Paul: Not with a sword! You're killing the door!

[zeno111jh]

Did you heard him saying  "you use wood for the handle " at 02:16

[starwarsfan238753]

did you pork here yet

[josipbabok2]

she plays better than me -_- xD

[henrybellman]

YOUR WIFE IS A GOOD BEGINNER

[blattermaster]

better than me @henrybellman lol, i suked, i dont mean to toot my own horn, but now im pretty good. :)

[TheAbbstar3000]

my mum thinks minecraft is a waste of time not true 

[Pavelus575]

6:15 noooo i hate rain 

[Pavelus575]

PAUL GET THAT F**KED CHESTS !

[epicman1c1]

@Pavelus575 HE DID YOU FU--ING ASSHOLE!!!!!

[epicman1c1]

@Pavelus575 HE DID YOU FU--ING ASSHOLE!!!!!

[thomasawenas]

She'll be a veteran Minecraft-er in no time!

[Niveastylingel]

@sambucktooth then I also want a smoking mod. Got to be nice to play with your gf when one is away.

[AdventurezInTubing]

Ahhh minecraft never gets old...

[johnnyboc11]

@sambucktooth its called 2.0!!!!!!!!

[KryptoKid100]

Which ScreenRecorder program do you use?

[huynhhoang1334]

OMGF THANK YOU GUYS im one of the top coments!!!



[HeJakeLong]

@huynhhoang1334 noooope

[MrCody626]

i have watched ep 1 to 5

[MsMrprogamer]

love shack wow your kids dont want another

[MsMrprogamer]

out of everything you need in surviving you need a beach vacation house jk i want a vacation house

[spinner719]

guys put torches to get animals, ps I love your videos

[haloMANsss]

I LOVE ALL THE MOOVIEZZ

[MrOrangeFuzz]

do you have a server?



[ShifterPEE]

lol............watched ur vid 5 mins after ur game rain,here rains too lol

[gavset99]

GUYS YOU NEED TORCHES FOR ANIMALS TO SPAWN!

[forthecreed1990]

I GOT AN ASSASSINS CREED REVELATIONS AD

[teachbydefault]

nnnnnooooooooo, that tree was there since day1

[huynhhoang1334]

48 people don't like minecraft................. I want them dead you hear me?

[punyman9]

@huynhhoang1334 Do not worry, my friend. I know a guy. His name: Chuck Norris

[artrosis56]

@huynhhoang1334 chuck has read that, he got this

[xmarketplacex]

@huynhhoang1334 what

[TehEricMonster]

@huynhhoang1334 /agree

[blackdog121penguin]

@huynhhoang1334 lol

[luigiman7789]

@huynhhoang1334 weird its stayed 48 for 2 months ppl are scared of u

[psndragonBall9]

@huynhhoang1334

or maybe they dont like minecraft, women or men

[Thepunisher50000]

on 1.8 u have to eat to survive

[M0RETAL3NT]

um... if there is a seed or something can you tell me

??????????

[BananaT3arz]

@M0RETAL3NT its a custom map: survival island

type in survival island minecraft forums on google and download it

tell me if you dont know how :)

[Hudzell]

paul, whats your wife's name?

[FlamingFalager]

@Zattack999

it's lewis not luis

[MrKliman20]

idk how they got birch saplings

[MrKliman20]

my idols

simon and lewis

paulsoaresjr

antvenom

my bum

[mcSavagekilla]

Look at our farm, it's pretty

ROFL!!!!

[TheZombieROCKET]

i like the intro

[DaKevvu]

I Wish my mom and dad would play Minecraft with me :(

[LatestMaster]

These 2 are soo cuteee :P

[95GamerChick]

@zPainPush AGHHH!!! SORRYY!! wrong person.. :L so shame........:(

[divad12rev]

agh this is worst then simon and lewis trying to play portal 2 co-op

[divad12rev]

My idols:

1. Notch

2. paulsoaresjr

[Zattack999]

@divad12rev my idols

1. Simon and Luis (yogscast)

2. Pyropuncher

3.paulsaresjr

4.AntVenom

5.Seananners

[CopperCabMinion]

Tbh, minecraft dad is unbelievably shit at this. almost as bad as his wife.

[xPainPush]

@CopperCabMinion hmm... GTFO TROLL!!!

[xPainPush]

@95GamerChick dude learn how to read... i didnt say hes crap...

[95GamerChick]

@95GamerChick i know i had bad mouse aim last night... verry sorry about that

[divad12rev]

@CopperCabMinion Wow, jealous of how awesome he is? Paul is the best!

[MrConfuzzledFace]

you do know that monsters aren't spawning because they won't spawn within twenty blocks of a person, right?

[conner124alt]

i skiped the previos 1 cuz it kept freezing lol

[2MinecraftManiacs]

Minecraft moms quote: Sounds good to me!

[kirse4]

"Look at our farm! It's pretty sexy." XD!!!

[kingnathan126]

MinecraftMom needs to see's Paul's Tutorial's!

Thumbs up if you think so 2!

[ST3RNO4]

haha my phone "accidently" fell into the water....yeah right lol

[DVM981]

I think this gives a real insight into how Paul would be if this actually happened separated from the children. Let's just enjoy the peace and quiet lol.

[ownmashine]

i just concoured that dundgeon and i survived with one life(1/2 heart)

[MPdarkwind]

if i see one more google chrome ad im gonna shoot myself

[triffy150102]

are u UK

[MinecrafterX2]

POINTED BUTTS FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!

lol

[MinecrafterX2]

that sucks... the kids aren't here... so about that beach house...

[MinecrafterX2]

Run to each other in slow motion, with MinecraftMom's hair flying in the wind

[xMartyCZx]

"It's so funny when you get close".. Love your videos! :)

[SuperTrigga3]

@faceman100 that was only the yogscast survival island rules