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  • first!

    

  • Great video phil

  • mmm the things i would eat out of her ass..you have no idea

  • Avengers

  • Yes

  • Russiangirlfriend.co.uk

  • Dark knight rises!

  • Fuck you apple

  • your like champ chong but like 10 times better!!

  • I'm pretty sure you could get a std by masturbating

  • 4:57 anyways isn't a word

  • nice save

  • WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE SPONSORED BY APPLECOMMENTS?!?!?!?!?!

  • @WhispererRose

    Apple has HUNDREDS of people on the payroll for just this purpose.

  • @Jommi10 i was pretty desperate 2 months ago, i even ashamed myself :(

  • You're so cute.

  • MILA KUNIS + internet = longer life span for all straight men

  • @mason1348 omg so true, and also tht made me laugh so hard when i read it.

  • Hunger games.

  • Win!!!!!

  • Im wearing my Nyan Cat shirt right now :3

  • New Video:

    "Obama at sxephil's"

    The President addresses the "Nation"

    from Philip DeFranco's house.

    CLICK ObamaLovesYOU

  • Are they making a Justice league movie?

  • I'm excited to see THE AVENGERS

    whice comes out may 4th 2012

  • I luv this show ha ha

  • Owling = natural selection at work

  • Avengers!

  • Thats why hugh hefner lived so long ..... hahaa..

  • Is Nyan Cat bar for mac as well? 

  • Every day I'm shufflin' files from one hard drive to the other to watch nyan cat.

  • The Amazing Spider-Man because...I am a geek.

  • fuck you the uploader of clip

  • winnie the pooh

  • I really want to see the new Hunger Games, although it comes out in 2012(:

  • i wanna see the dark knight riseing

  • CAPTAIN AMERICA WAS AMAZING!!

  • i lauged sofa king hard from this video alone. "80 times a year?? do you have hands!??" lmao xD

  • DO YOU WANT ME TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? thats my phrase now ;)

  • Press 8, 9 and 4 to see an example of how to get an orgasm

  • LOL........Siemens

    

  • yessss nyan cat!!!

  • lol

  • sex is the best cure for a head ache ! trust me I know ...

  • Mila Kunis is so Hot ;)

  • INBETWEENERS MOVIE!

  • mila kunis' abusive boyfrand should stop punching her in the eye ballz

    she has rediculously blackened eye sockitz

  • the human centipede 2

  • Thumbs up if Phil and Rwj turn u on only of ur a girl

  • Skyrim... oh that's a game

  • I wish I were a dude, I'd seriously wank every fucking day. all the time. just cause I could so easily.

  • ive been owling for years, its bout time the world caught up to it,

    and when i was in my early 20s i had 4 to 5 orgasms x365 = 1825 orgasms a year = ))

  • LMFAO @ the circle joke xD

  • THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

  • I will say it: Im waiting for Breaking Dawn and im not ashamed :)

  • can you sign my tits, cuz i want everyone to know i love you. lol

  • Dude, funniest video yet. I scope your shows for my fix of the news from across the pond (me being in the UK) but this one was actually pretty damn hiolarious too, good work!

  • It was not sponsored by apple, stop advertising. just saying

  • Dark

    Knight

    Rising

    No question. Oh and the smurf movie.

  • dark knight

  • It's not a movie but Doctor Who season 6

  • I want Man of Steel to come out, then NOT suck, then, gods willing, let there be a Justice League movie

  • 2 minutes FTW

  • AUSTIN POWERS 4!

  • THE HUNGER GAMES.

  • I keep looking over and laughing at the sxephil at my panini ad.

  • I keep looking over and laughing at the sxephil at my panini add.

  • Batman The Dark Knight Rises

  • the cutscenes on final fantasy 13 versus :D (all put together for hours of orgasming of course)

    + 15 years to my lifespan, KACHING

  • BATMAN!

  • Looking forward to whenever a subtitled version of the new Fullmetal Alchemist movie is available online!!

  • pickle

  • You are awesome!

  • 700 times a year to add 8 years? I'm going to live forever.

  • @baconia84 ROFLMFAO

  • @baconia84 me to

  • The Hunger Games!!

  • The rise of the planet of the apes, which is practically 2012..

  • Batman for sure... but I'm afraid it's going to suck 0_o

  • The Hobbit!!!!!!!!!

  • hei

  • Very funny show today! The movie I'm looking forward to is fast and furious 6

  • i wanna see harry potta im soo happy but i thin there iz gunna b anotha 1

  • I am excited to Movie 43.

  • Ghostbusters :)

  • AMEN!

  • omg! lol tobuscus hothothothot

  • from 4:42-4:53 I swooned.

  • Transformers 3

  • Sherlock Holmes

  • QOTD:avengers/dark knight rises

  • Avengers

    Hunger GAmes

    

  • BAD TEACHER!

  • You said will live "4 times longer" - that's a long time :P

  • QOTD. I am really excited for The Avengers.With all the superheros that Samuel L. Jackson has been rounding up.

  • Im gonna live a loooooonnnggg timmeee. lmao

  • Men in Black 3!

  • Twilight breaking dawn part 1!!!!!

  • QOTD: harry potter & dark knight ftw

  • HARRY POTTER <3 because of emma watson! she is beautiful

  • i cracked up at DO YOU WANT ME TO DIEEE? and i love the creepy imaginary conversations lmao

  • I average 3 orgasms a day. Times by 365 = 1095. Times by however long I live, (About 65 years from my current age) = 71175 orgasms averaged in my life.

  • Avengers baby :)

  • Harry Potter and the new Sherlock Holmes movie

  • the movie u want!!!!1! let me win!! plz!!

  • 80 times a year? Shit I do that in like 3 weeks

  • hothothothothot toby !

  • Best show you've done yet man! I had tears rolling down my face I was laughing so hard!! roflmao

  • definitely the dark night rises

  • really funny show today

  • They need to require

    a warning on the side of baseball stadiums,

    similar to the ones on cigarette packs, stating that

    watching baseball games could cause deaths.

    Complete with picture, no less.

  • you are the biggest piece of shit on you tube.... i come here expecting this fine ass chick and i get this.... fuck you bro...

  • four times longer??!!! not bad for what its worth, but who wants to live that long??

  • nyan cat!!!!

  • batman, I love joseph gordon levitt :D

  • you have an ass for a face

  • Ok not technically this year but this time next year men in black 3 is coming out and really hope they don't screw it up!!!

  • Cool. Lol

  • I literally loled when he was like. " just get up in there face and be like DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!?!" haha you rock phil!

  • captain america for sure:)

  • Who got the Toby reference?

  • Everyone take 15 seconds out of your time to call (806)-559-7699, we our pranking our friend shelby laramore, if she picks up, request a pizza. trust me, just do it.

  • what does this have to do with nyan cat?

  • you realize you said "4 times longer" and not "4 years longer", right?

  • Sherlock Holmes 2!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm really looking forward to the new pixar movie "Brave" :)

  • evil dead

  • Someone tell Stormsoldier7 to go fuck himself thanks :)

  • The avengers

  • So, for the whole 350 orgasms a year...Do you just take Christmas week off or something?

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes! I can't wait to see Tom Felton in something other than Harry Potter again

  • im looking forward to the hunger games :3

  • Darkshadows =)

  • I saw Harry Potter already, pretty epic, not much dialogue but the action and special effects did not disappoint. i CANNOT WAIT for The Dark Knight Rises. I am skeptical as to it being as great as the Dark Knight, but i love Christopher Nolan and look forward to the conclusion of his series as well as how he will incorporate Catwoman and Bane. Btw i love your Monkey T-Shirts

  • Spider man

  • the dark night rises :D cant wait

  • Imortals

  • avatar 3!!!!!!!!!!

  • You talk too fast...

  • there i liked 5 of your videos u happy ?

  • Breaking Dawn

  • Batman baby!!

  • Cnt wait for tha new cptn america to come out

  • The Revenge of the Rodeo Clown