Die Hard - The Fucking Short Version

[TheSuperjohn666]

that was great!

[stlcaesar]

Doesn't the guy at 0:37 remind anyone of Shipwreck from GI Joe?

[benny6555]

did you hear about bruce willis

he took viagra and then passed away afterwards

i guess you could say he

*puts on sunglasses*

Died Hard

OH YEAH!

[Slytherinsrule316]

very clever

[TheChe0101]

I like the longer version :(

[93deadpool]

Isn't it hilarious to see Ellis being dragged away to the sound of his own laugh.

[djfog86]

The best part is when he says fuck

[gameandmoviefan]

best christmas present ever

[gameandmoviefan]

52 fucks

32 gunshots

14 deaths

4 elliss laughs

1 punch

[gameandmoviefan]

@gameandmoviefan 1 shut up

[MaxtWolf]

@gameandmoviefan Best movie ever!

[sick911]

@MaxtWolf BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER!!

[ElsLunchBox]

@gameandmoviefan and a partridge in a pear-tree!

[SalamanderTalent]

epic movie, seen this movie a thousand times and it just gets better

[nigahiga646]

i never realized how many fucks are in die hard

[SR71U2ube]

0:26 epic look from the reporters LMFuckingAO

[MrGerakis100]

Ellis is such a douche

[niptuck117]

"Mmuuuuderfuck."

[snedie69er]

Hya Hya Hya Hya

[snedie69er]

BUT FUCK!

[MultiUncensored]

Fuck, Fuck Buttfucked!!!!

[juresaiyan]

0:36 BUTTFUCK!!

[mrdax1997]

60 % of the video is fuck

[jdivision91]

@mrdax1997 60% of the movie is fuck :P

[kramehtnam]

If you listen closely you can hear some swearing.

[TheShirukenNinja]

@kramehtnam Really!? I couldn't hear...:l

[liamslater94]

jack caton, facebook me

[Dragonfury3000]

lmao

[jmpalacios]

As in Helsinki, Sweden... Finland... HAHAHAHA!

[Imly55]

FUCK!

[ReplayButtonMolester]

0:38

*smiles and sips drink*

BOOM

Ellis- Haaahaahaahaaah

Gruber- Hey I thought I shot you!

BOOM

[RedheadMetalC]

0:46 hhaahhaaahhaahh...

[MrDbenbow]

Fuck...

[ThaCliffLover]

Fuck Breivik.

[lokken10]

LMAO

[foxyguy13]

haha

[duckingaunt]

Long haired Breivik?

[batista31619]

Lol at Ellises laugh xD

[MrRock4evr]

Best stoner laugh ever! lol

[CAinfowarrior]

I MADE YOUR BROTHER SQUEEL WHEN I BROKE HIS FUCKING NECK! - u missed that gold dialog.

[clacla0912]

Fucking great!

[Zorrete87]

I'm in tears laughing. Fucking great job!

[richie8811]

McLane's left-handed

[SICK2210]

@richie8811 DAMN, NEVER NOTICED!! GOOD EYE!!!

[Slaayer4420]

lol awesome post

[rogandest]

DID YOU GUYS AT LEAST COUNTED, HOW MANY TIMES THERE'S THE WORD FUCK IN THIS VIDEO???

[monkeynuts76]

RINGO STARR AND ELLIS SWITCHED AT BIRTH

[The1979Warriors]

*Ellis's body is dragged away* AH HA HA HA HA!!

[jasonmontes1492]

Amazing video man, I just subscribed to your channel. Die Hard is one of my all time favorites, but Viva Riva is pretty edgy too if you haven’t seen it. I'd love to hear your thought on it. Keep up the great work.

[LukeMM95]

Die Hard has more cussing than every modern action movie combined ;)

[ShenSaiya]

FUCK!

[PrinceXTC86]

"Haahaahaahaah" LMAO xD

[hotrodius]

Thumbs up if you went and watched Die Hard again because you saw this hilarious edit.

[MightyLeviathan]

I Laughed so much that I wasn`t able to click on the thumbs up button :-D

[baysidepreppy]

Yippee Ki Yay Mother Fu#$%!

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[petethespud]

WHERE THE FUCK IS ALAN IN THIS VIDEO!!!

[GENYESCG]

91 are motherfuckers

[Beltzer0072]

That fucking does it. I am fucking watching some fucking Die Hard tonight

[rowdymax1]

"Hans...Booby!! I'm your white knight"

[ralphjokerX]

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[snedie69er]

The fuck butt fuck

[tninbredretard]

HEY BOOBIE!

I'M YOUR WHITE KNIGHT

[1RMC3]

LMFAO!!!!!

[SlyDragoon16]

Hya Hya Hya Hya!

[SinfulOcelot]

Ellis is the god of laughter you'll be lolling with after you die.

[Perion]

0:38 troll face.

[robsteri]

finland mentioned! +1!

[Randomfilms23]

fuck

[XboxHerO3467]

Thumbs up for Ellis' Laugh.

[poothewinnie]

Fu(k!ng  awesome

[OwnageToAll]

Nyahahahaha that makes this video perfect! xDDDDDDD

[TheSolSnake]

AS WE ALL KNOW HELSINKI IS IN SWEDEN. --- guy response: FINLAND XDDDD

[xXtornadoEPICfaceXx]

Tropic Thunder has more Shits and Fucks than this movie but it is epic.

[xXtornadoEPICfaceXx]

has anyone noticed at 0:35 that bruce willis says "What the fuck is butt fucked?"

[PICKENSSTEVE]

@xXtornadoEPICfaceXx A BUT THAT GOT FUCKED LOL

[MightyMoose64]

HNAH HNAH HNAH HNAH

[Pattonash]

Hhaha, Ellis FTW

[prissy007hotmail]

Hahaha. That was awesome.

[AD64000]

Lol, I love the part where the terrorist is dragging Ellis's sorry arse out of the office and he still laughs.

[chadster137]

I feel like I've actually seen the movie. XD

[athabascka]

i like the fight scene between john mcclane and that long haired blonde dude. that shit is intense. they beat the fucking shit out of each other, then john mcclane hangs him with chains. how fucking badass.

[athabascka]

fucking, fucking, fuckin, motherfucker, fucking, fuck, fucking, fuck, fuck, fuck fucking, fuck, fucking, motherfucking, fucking, fuck.

[cherryberry160]

Fucking butt-fuck!

[Santana105]

That laugh is awesome

[GLPowerr]

Ellis for president!

[JohnACorp782]

@GLPowerr He's dead! NYAHHE-AHHE-AH-AH..

[GLPowerr]

Ellis for president!

[93deadpool]

Best action movie of all time! Congrats to John McTiernan.

[JoshGrobansLady]

Did anyone else think Alan Rickman's "motherf***er" was sexy?

[darroni123]

@JoshGrobansLady I'm a guy, but i really do like it

[handhanh]

yap that all the film

[sweetypeet123]

bruce willis!

[niptuck117]

I wish I could get his laugh as my ringtone.

[NottinghamForest22]

Now I have a machine gun... HO HO HO

[SisyphusRedeemed]

I like the part where he says 'Fuck'.

[Redwoodman12]

Nice fucking job!

[xxTHEMATTHEWxx]

anyone here cuz of cracked

[ThinSteve]

NYHA NYHA NYHAAA

Fucking Love Ellis.

[morguebabe]

It needs the slow-mo fall.

[futurestoryteller]

Somebody should do a fuckin' short version of The Dark Knight.

[infamousgorn]

fucking A

[aquanaut145]

Is it normal I found this as entertaining as the whole movie?

[niptuck117]

You have no idea how much I smiled, hoping that this video would end with Ellis' laugh.

[rayof2k]

90 people make stupid unoriginal comments about people who hit the dislike button.

[cugamer]

I love the touching and heart warming moment at the end where Reginald VelJohnson's character learns to kill again. Such a great holiday film.

[cliftonenrico]

L-O-L Motherfuckers!

[austingost505]

i completely understand...

[fudwithacamera]

That is literally one of the best things I have ever watched.

[oOPPHOo]

Die Hard Abridged...yippie kai yay motha-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

[warcry420]

but you forgot " hans, BOOBE!

[BrianJLeong]

Fuck

[richardblabla]

haha watching this high is hilarious

[StygianEmperor]

There needs to be more Gruber in this.

[TheNeutralGuy]

I think I misheard. Did they say the f-word?

[pikkuadi]

buttfuck

[adriantru1]

ELLIS....... lmao!!!!!!!!! Hes an idiot....lol

[lacykeszi]

epic action movie!!!

[EZ30Loyale]

.....Finland.

[Assassin007bullet]

the dislike thinks he called justin beiber fuck

[WendyYun9]

I love the way Hans says "motherfucker". 

[manu94300]

ahahahahahah

[BundeswehrSpass]

*loughing from the type* HAHAHAHA x'D oh man this lough is funny ^^

[martin290193]

*looks at the bear*

''shut up...''

love it! :D

[sdvfuihsdiovsfiog]

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!

[Busher50]

eeeshh McClane! You must have had a lot of fuckings last night. well in son.

[Ollievarium]

Does anybody know why Ellis calls Hans 'Boobie'? =s

[777ianx777]

@Ollievarium Jewish?

[mitche1987]

@Ollievarium it was actually ad - libbed by Ellis. fits in very well

[mirokyu]

Best Christmas movie ever.

[cpufightclub]

@mirokyu This IS Christmas music!

[Richsonny61]

Excellent short version it should have been called :Die- Fuck !!!

[TheBigFuckingGun32]

This movie uses the word 'fuck' more than all but one other;

"The Pick of Destiny"

BTW, did you know that 'fuck' is the only word in the english language that is a noun, verb, adjective, and pretty much every other part of speech? you can almost compose a sentance using just 'fuck'. ie; "Fuck you, you fucking fucker, now fuck teh fuck off before I fucking fuck you the fuck up, mother fucking buttfucking fucktard."

[igorfranklin83]

@TheBigFuckingGun32...

scarface have 256x fuck...

i love those movies...

scarface,die hard 1,2,3,4...

[misterfrappichino]

ellis's laugh is halarious

[mahboul92]

fuck that mutherfuckin hollywood shit hahahaha

[TheStratox]

me encanta esta peli

[TheVoid1221221]

I can't wait for Christmas

[lie31337]

#peliculasqueverennochebuena

[snedie69er]

Butt-Fuck!

[lardospanko]

lol a bunch of cussing and shooting, what us guys like hahah

[yoarum]

fuck...

[DukeDarkshadow]

LMFAO @ the bear in the back seat!!

[MortonRanger20]

Damn that is such a great vid!

[shahdogg]

LMFAO! This is "fuckin" funny as "fuck"! Still "fuckin" cant stop laffin! Mate you are a G! Hiyah Hiyah Hiyah! (Ellis laugh)!

[zackeffffro]

lol, roflmao! this was some funny shit

[pierreyveslaurent]

couldn't stop laughing !!!

[TheMetalpocalypse]

Fuck!

[112nizo]

awesome!

[Bellicose9]

fother mucker?

[Riikkofull]

niech zrobia "Kurwa short version" w filmie "Chlopaki nie placza" to zobaczyny ktory dluzszy...

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

0:51 is my favourite piece of Hollywood violence!

[drummerchick24]

*shoots Ellis*

Ellis: HAHAHAHA

[Siobhanxo95]

LOL!

[SeverusSnape10]

Fack it, fack it, fack it, fackt it, fack it...........Madefacker!!

[luger666666]

Ellis laugh is priceless !

[Redwoodman12]

Listening to Ellis laugh is almost as funny as when Hans shot his ass.

[abt7217tc]

butt fuck

[TheMPB]

Butt fuck!

[JoshGrobansLady]

For some reason, I really think the way Alan Rickman says "motherf***er" is sexy. ^_^

[89Sunbird]

Basically a list of all the scenes deleted from the TV version...

[ShaneBeacham]

Did he say fuck?

[QuirkyGirl12345]

LOL! "Shut up..."

I love this movie.... but this is FUCKING awesome!

#seewhatididthere

[iHateToRegister]

they drop the f bomb a lot :)

[DarthVato76]

I try to listen to the laugh and not laugh myself.

I can't help it! It's funny!!

[92af]

Die Hard is totaly much better than the sucked Godzilla movie is

[workingclassbum]

@92af I don't even know why you'd mention those two films in the same sentence. Godzilla was just wank. Cloverfield was a million times better and that was a remake of the original Japanese Godzilla.