Rifftrax w/ Mike Nelson - Troll 2

[Palmergedd0n]

I've done mst3k style commentary on Troll 2 with my friend. It's pretty funny, this just kinda.. well.. sucks.

[TheDamienNova]

I GOTTA HAVE THIS! This is one of the WORST movies EVER!

[jaredneedsalife]

The only problem with this one is that its almost impossible to be funnier than the film itself. I'm in love with the daughter in the movie, whose acting is so wooden my laptop screen grew branches. 

[Evolinag]

This is rated PG-13? WTF!?

[MrBuch169169]

Laughed so hard it hurt at 'Larry David'.

[TheLackofattack]

Why dont the Trolls just cut out the middleman and EAT REGULAR PLANTS!?!

[amsooldnot]

@TheLackofattack cause then we wouldn't have a plot (if you can call it a plot) for the the movie ( if you can define it as that).

[MilesTailsProwerfan9]

I've just watched the entire movie without rifftrax (What the f*** was the point of that Popcorn thing), and its terrible ending (What the f*** happened, they vanished home, and the goblins just show up at the house?!?)... is it wrong to want to kill myself after watching it? I'm not even joking... *puts gun in mouth and pulls the trigger*... damnit, no ammo!!!

[perplacymp]

Wow! 1:28 minutes and: 1 chestburst, 5 fingers mutating into vegetation, 3 horribly primitive (but still horrifyingly disgusting) masks and one pack of green headplasma.

After seeing the riff of the "good ol'" batmanmovies and reading the wikipedia-spoilers for "garbage pail kids" I didn't think I was to feel actual cinematic horror again.

Eating some Joshua seems easy-peasy now.

[JesseTHM]

I wanna know what this kid is smoking on his road trips.

[WillsTube1]

I agree that Troll 2 didn't really need mst3king. It stands on it's own as an unusual experience.

[CrazyTrain903]

Yeah Manos was terrible. One of the reasons Troll 2 is so good is because it looks like a real movie.

[awesomeguy234564]

Is this worse than Garbage Pail Kids?

[Johnlindsey289]

Great riffing, this movie is quality crap unlike Manos, Battlefield Earth or Hobgoblins or Leonard part 6 which were so bad i would swallow liquid plumber. This would have been the most popular MST3K episode ever

[footerest78]

I can't believe they didn't make a "Joshua Tree" joke.

[Koolkitties]

12 people are cool.

[PunchSydeiron]

I have seen less than 15 minutes of the film, but I've noticed the following things wrong with it: 1. Lack of script creativity (Nilbog? Stone of Stonehenge? You have got to f---ing kidding me.) 2. Campy acting. 3. Plot inconsistencies. 4. Not one, but _two_ lies in the title. 5. Bad, repetitive synthesized music. 6. Synthesized music. 7. Bad goblin costumes. 8. Inintentional gay innuendo. And those are just the beginning. I would have to have quite a lot of heroin to get through this film.

[Lexx2]

The pair playing the parents look like parallel universe versions of Tim Thomerson and Frances Conroy. Versions completely devoid of acting ability.

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

So, he's turning into a tree.....

Did he masturbate or something and get in trouble for it....?

[tvol319]

The Larry David joke gets me every time. The delivery and timing makes it perfect.

[ratchet1215]

It's almost like...you don't even need the RiffTrax. Nothing could ever make this film look stupid as much as it does to itself.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

If you get a chance visit somethingawful to check out Rich Kyanka's review of Troll 2. It's worth a read. Absolutely hilarious.

[ConnDevi88]

The mother is the scariest troll of all.

[Jackswild30]

i thought trans fluid was red?

[JakeDaSnake54]

I love Troll 2, and watching the Rifftrax of this was a match made in Heaven!

[samuriazombie]

O my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[DarthVenge]

The shocking true story of Treebeard!

[erbomb26]

i just realized we have to drive through Nebraska

[Janannne]

can't belive they didn't comment on "do you want some joshua?"

[brodudesnsupras]

Me too...

[UserUK201]

it really upsets me that mst3k never made fun of this movie, which is infact the worst movie ever. Some movies are so bad they're good (manos the hands of fate, plan nine from outterspace), troll 2 is so unbelievable bad watching it is a life changing experience. You have to see it to believe it defies comprehension.

[Maindrian]

No, no, no. Without mst3k, Manos is just painfully depressing.

[JohnTheCoolDude]

dude troll 2 is so bad it's good

and its way more entertaining than manos

i mean nothings better than torgo

but when your comparing each movie as a whole

like so much nothing happens in manos

with troll 2 theres just so much more weird shit

like whats up with the popcorn scene

and "YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY"

and OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

etc etc

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@UserUK201 Well the problem was they wanted to do more obscure movies that were lesser known. Troll 2 is pretty well known. Same thing with Plan 9 although they did do three lesser known Ed Wood movies Bride of the Monster, Sinister Urge and The Violent Years.

[Sshelly34213]

@UserUK201 No no no, Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny is the worst film ever made. Go check it out, it's on youtube.

[Headbanger142]

This movie is the biggest shit buscuit worthy of being Rifftrax'd.

[CloudyRains]

i just rented the rifftrax video-on-demand for this last night, and let me tell you, IT GETS WORSE! (the special effects and acting, not the plot)

[atticwarrior]

"Larry David!"

[8poseur8]

in the 90s, someone riffed this crappily on a community cable channel back where i used to live. im glad rifftrax took it up.

[misconduckt]

I really like this Rifftrax idea just I'm not paying for any of these shitty movies you review. Troll 2 I might but fucking 300 or Matrix Reloaded? ARUUGUGRHRHGURHHGHG!

[digitalshark]

Great choice for riffing. This movie is astoundingly bizarre, by the way, if you can't tell from this clip.

[LuckyBlackCatXIII]

I love the "WHAT?!" moments XD

"He never eats my marmite and onion sandwiches... :,( "

[ZaharaUzumaki]

"The shocking true story of Treebeard!"

"I just realized with have to drive through Nebraskkkkkkkkaaaaa!"

"He never eats my Marmite and onion sandwiches."

[Alephvoid]

No Joshua Tree reference? ;)

[ZaffireWolf]

Uh... Rifftrax is weird. It feels awkward, even if it is Mike and friends. Or maybe it's because this film's so bad, I'm not sure a running, random commentary can help it.

[ZaffireWolf]

And what's that annoying gay voice along with Mike's? It doesn't sound like Kevin's or Crow's. Is that "Symbiaudio" or whatever? Well, it's got to be someone from the MST3K crew, because Mike Nelson is a professional, and since they've been riding the MST3K line so hard, they can't defecate on that.

[grf450]

It's Rich Kyanka from SomethingAwful

[SirThinks2Much]

"He never eats my Marmite and onion sandwiches" rofl. I love his voice as he says it

[phrexus]

What could anyone say that would possibly add to this maddness?

Besides NILBOG, of course...

[ChibiFighter]

I hate the teenage girl's acting she is so shitty.

[Beckmen]

Even in this small clip of the brilliant movie, we have two amazing line deliveries:

"Who wanted to eat you, little brother?"

and

"Do you want some 'Joshua'?"

Apparently that sandwich is referred to as 'Joshua'...

[manwithoutabody]

What, you don't individually name your sandwiches?

[Beckmen]

Only when they are really, really good.

[rut8888]

this is indeed not funny

[rawoctopus]

UNFUNNY. the movie is funnier than the person bagging on it. if it was Mike Nelson he sucks. Joel is better.

[armchair2pt0]

I just remembered we have to drive through NEBRASKAAAAAA!!!

[ChibiFighter]

LMFAO.

[LadyDeath092]

hey that was funny

[mrjesse999]

this reminds me of mystery science theater 3000. great job!

[KamenriderZ]

It's not. "Hobgoblins" will always be the worst film of all time.

[AlexandriaM]

"Larry David!"

"Why do you always have to be turning into a tree? Richard Lewis never turns into a tree!"

Oh god, I laughed so hard I cried.

[mrshow1]

"the shocking true story of Treebeard."

[FrankNinja]

I swear, that dad's the worst b-movie dad since the guy from Manos: The Hands Of Fate, and I'm definitely on board for getting the rifftrax of this awful, awful, movie

[mrgb46]

Whose the other voice besides Mike's???Sounds like a female's voice..Great riffing though...

[PirateLordRogan]

Hahaha, it's Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka from Somethingawful dot com

[pomerami]

unban keep it real

[hulkamatt]

richaaaaaaaard