Seinfeld Mail fraud

[BFResearchSE]

Classic Newman Episode. Thanks for posting

[MrBuch169169]

"What's the matter with your stereo?"

"I traded it for Lomez for some steaks."

And that's not even the joke. xD

[CollectivePreference]

megalol

[j00ztube]

now see this is busted.

[kingbotz]

The mutually-cautious stare at 1:23 kills me every time, lol

[underpathunderpath]

Is there any BETTER secondary character in TV history than Newman? f course not! Newman for life!

[democrat1515]

"want to know a secret about zip codes? There meaning less... HHHHAAAAA!"

[clrdr7]

*grumbling under breath* jerry.. jerry.. jerry.. jerry..

*looks in the window* jerry?? jeeeerry!

[pata4180]

Jerry!!



[jasminecourtney]

he's all smooth now, He looks like a seal, lmao!

[TheVenturino123]

Uncle Leo actually writes "Uncle" Leo hahaha

[joshgearey]

are you refusing delivery ?!

[demon784]

the timeless art of seduction

[LoSignorino]

LOL! @ Newmans intensity around 5:03...what a great show

[stewiedog01]

"He's all smooth now...looks like a seal." LOL

[benwety95]

im not gonna treat my uncle as a bomb defusing robot. Lol just the short funny lines is what made the show so awesome

[2010metsfan]

"mail fraud? You're in trouble buddy" So funny b/c it's Kramer who got him into it!

[comprehensiveboy]

Why does Newvman want to ruin Jerry? Never heard of the banality of evil? Why does there have to be a sensible reason? His wires are twisted up somehow.

[snuhr]

@comprehensiveboy

there was a reason, unfortunately I forgot over the years :P

but there was some prequel story of it

[Chatterov]

@comprehensiveboy

Newman is smitten by Elaine and he thinks that Jerry is the obstacle for him to get her, even though Jerry and Elaine are through.

[DodgyMan12]

@comprehensiveboy Newman hates jerry because he thinks Jerry's fame is Ill gotten and Newman wants to humiliate jerry and take the fame away.

There I hope that clears that up for you.

[kirbz01]

5:20 Its pretty hot under these lights huh Seinfeld? lmao

[RC17NJ]

2:41 Your Cousin Jefffery is in a parks department production of the Macado! LOL

[goreds03]

@RC17NJ open the package leo

[Cleon29Warrior]

What's the name of the actress from the end of the clip?

[musclecarbubba429]

"But they do...And they're the ones writing it off." lol I love Kramer

[strokesfan1107]

who is the other undies photo of? some random guy? I saw him in the window of the photo shop though

[sanbi221]

@strokesfan1107 Another employee who works with that photo shop woman George likes.

[strokesfan1107]

@sanbi221 ohh i get it. he  snuck it in george's pack cuz he liiiked him

[sanbi221]

@strokesfan1107 The timeless art of seduction.

[0706823245]

it could have been a bomb sent by Crazy Joe Davola... What ever happened to him anyway?

[hmdhmd8]

"its pretty hot under this light huh seinfeld pretty ? hooot ? " hahahahaha neman crazy

[4KidsRocks1]

7:08 Newman's mouth doesn't match his words

[Fuscoooo]

elaine is soooooo hot!

[Roarlover34]

man thats High Quality, good work!!

[LegendKillingChain]

7:44 to 8:17

LOL

[victoriaindigo]

I bet they patterned the "inquisition" scene after Wayne Knight's role in Basic Instinct.

[MsYeahBlah]

excellent quality.thanks for the upload.

[Shaun17170]

i WISH MY pOSTAL JOB WAS THIS EXCITING? lol

[CyReNiUsX]

"Are you refusing delivery??" ~_O

lmao the delivery of that line is hilarious.

[goreds03]

RIP LEO YOU WERE A GREAT ONE

[dolphinsneu]

Actually, when you think about it, how does the picture of Jerry prove he's guilty? It shows him with an intact stereo? Couldn't he say that the stereo was intact and broken during shipping?

[snuhr]

@dolphinsneu

he was pictured holding a big screwdriver pointing at stereo

which indicates he was going to break it on purpose

[MrLunitunz]

@snuhr The fact that he was holding a screwdriver doesn't establish intent. He didn't even look as if he were going to break it. The fact is that Newman didn't have enough evidence and Jerry just wanted him to leave him alone.

[haproductions01]

am i the only one that noticed the stereo is still there at 1:10, even though it's supposed to be broken up in the package?

[tizzletalk]

it's called mail fraud oooooooooooh how i've longed for this moment seinfeld, the day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose you to the light of justice! as the monster that you are! a monster so vile! NEWMAN!!! there'll uh be a small fine

[youliveyoudie]

lmao can i have a sip? NO

[DrPoon]

Jerrys face when the picture is taken. lololol

[bludluva]

"the monster that you are?" what exactly does newman have against jerry? what makes him act like this, floating around off the radar, and then trying to ruin the guy at every opening?

[snuhr]

@bludluva

there is pre-story of them 2 of why Newman dislikes Jerry

think it was described in IMDB trivia or on boards

[bludluva]

@snuhr oh, did it have these actors? hmm, where can i find this backstory?

[snuhr]

@bludluva

its nothing recorded as in made an episode

its just story written, just look somewhere on their forums or ask there

I know I found it once

[latinasdoitbetter1]

@bludluva anything you read about it will be strictly opinion. ive seen every episode many times and the actual show never reveals anything about their dislike for each other. the only thing we know is that things (who knows what) happened in the past which led them to not be friends

[Malloyism]

@bludluva Ah  I would hazard a guess and say it was script dumbarse.

[Dream23fb]

lol one of my favorite episodes.

[MrBelldable]

LOL "define rarely..." "frequently..." Classic

[bludluva]

i love how newman goes into his evil shakespeare monologues that noone takes seriously.

[bludluva]

if you notice, the black guy in george's picture is the one at the photo shop

[Theburn77]

too many teeth, I love that look

[HailDMK]

I have a named friend Jerry and I've memorized Newman's speech. Every time i catch him trying to take something, I go FONM (Full On Newman Mode)

[scattershot1]

not so fast ... .. pretty boy.

[Raveneyes]

ill concieved mailorder pornography ring LMAO

[smg9779]

@Raveneyes on of my all time favorite seinfeld lines

[kingl8619]

you're in a lot of trouble buddy lol kramer

[ElaineImSpongeworthy]

7:22 - 7:26 haha newmans noise "Newman!"

[KimmoKuopio]

:o

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Write off @ 3:31 , LOLz

[SayainBroly1]

best scene ever susan sees george in the picture hahhah and newman hahah

[narutoqweavatar]

what episode is that?

7:50-7:52 Jerry LOL Oh My God LOL

My sides were hurting

[snuhr]

Season 8, Episode 5: The Package

[BMD101]

Actually, I'm quite comfortable....

[bigjim10011]

he's got a clicker lol

[goreds03]

wat was the name of this one i forget it was a great one tro

[Xuxa16]

Newman is insane!

[dolphinsneu]

Mail Fraud isn't actually a small fine. It's a federal offense and can get you in a lot of trouble.

[snuhr]

it's a sitcom -_-

[dolphinsneu]

Just posting for the benefit of those who might think to try to scam the post office for fun. LOL

[snuhr]

as always, Copyright (c) is on Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld