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  • Quick,before she gets cold!!xD

  • Cool.

  • Why the hell would she die from a fork in the back!? xD

  • doesnt matter, had necrophilia sex

  • lolololol

  • I still would have done her..

  • Shame

  • Too bad

  • doesn't matter had sex

  • Like THAT could seriously kill a person. If I felt that in my back I'd just pluck it right out.

  • no blood?? lol..

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  • @cantdecidelol exactly, why did he stop?

    you didn't get that?

  • HAHAHAHAHAAH that was so funny!!! xD

  • HA HA how is that banned like really a fork can't kill you

  • @preciouseloveu it doesn't say it was banned.

  • Forkalicious

  • How would that kill her

  • You have five minutes before she is cold, more then enought.

  • FOREVER ALONE

  • What the fork?

  • ...but then I took a fork to the back.

  • her boobs seemed bigger when she was knocked out

  • LMAO!!! He just let her flop on the floor, LOL!!

  • @menion385 Holy shit LOL. That is funny sir. You get a thumb up!

  • @menion385 LMAO

  • cause a fork in your back is seriously gonna kill you.

  • @rilzroo twice

    

  • Hahahahhahahahhaha

  • UYASDUHSYGHASDUYGAS

  • Wait, she just got knocked out INSTANTLY from a fork to the back?

    Really?

    Anyway, this ad would have been hilarious if the guy kept on going after seeing the fork XD I'd buy something from IKEA just for the laugh.

  • crap..

  • check the couch, it has no forks on it ..

  • Fake, you can see the fork is plastic!

  • @kkksskkk Are you sure?!?!? Cos I'm pretty sure people actually use real stabbing implements in TV commercials and try to kill their actors!

  • @Ubermatronlives That's what they usually do, but this commercial is clearly full of crap.

  • @kkksskkk Are you for real?

  • @Ubermatronlives whatddayathink?

  • @kkksskkk That's pretty real to me. :)

  • I thought he was gonna take "advantage"

  • Was it the fork that killed her, or his lack of being able to kiss or even knowing wtf he was doing...

  • I bet he still did her while the body was still warm.

  • @sylvur I bet he invited his friends too :D

  • im not a docter but..... seruslie

  • @necroarcan

    I'm not an English teacher, but seriously?

  • "aw man! im gonna be a virgin forever! ....or AM i?"

  • haha

  • Omg!!!

  • press 4 "im in love"

    press 6 "your... a man?"

  • HAHHAHAHAHA

  • just when it was getting to the good part

  • aw

  • problem solved- free at last

  • @menion385 Giggity

  • OJ loves this commercial

  • A fork cant kill u like that??, it didnt went deep :/

  • @fatgirl344 relax,it's commercial.

  • you can't hear the noise from her bottle being dropped on the floor.

  • @chenggaumui

    technically no because she would still be alive for a little while

  • eh, i would still tap that. giggity!!!

  • WTF?!?!?

  • He put disk in wrong way up 0:00

  • @demonbreed131 It can be a double disk.

  • @demonbreed131

    Not necessarily.

  • jajaja suele suceder

  • bof. lawl.

  • she didnt even scream..

    she's a keeper!

    ohh.. wait... nevermind...

  • It was all part of the plan to get rid of her. Notice how unhappy he looks when he answered the door. She must have turned up without warning, again.

  • Brutal lol

  • ya dude this is actual footage not a ad...

  • she srsly died from it...?

  • wtf lols

  • I can't wait to see who is offended by this. Great ad

  • I'd still hit that, then dispose her in liquid nitrogen...science is a bitch

  • It should have been a knife, not a fork. O.O

  • @CrazyyBodyguard who keeps knives in there coach? XP

  • @allegretto152 Do you mean who keeps forks in there couch? And I do. Sometimes I need to stab people I invite over.

  • that wasn't expected ...just so random

  • Lolwut?

  • Cock blocking fork

  • he just pushed her to get her chest on his crotch ;-)

  • She's still warm! Give it a Go! LOL

  • i love how a fork, that couldn't have pierced too far into the skin, if it pierced the skin, killed her

  • @governmenthooker21 that is so true...

  • retarded commercial, you dont pass out/die from a fucking fork sting; banned for stupidity i agree

  • qu'est ce qu'une fourchette vient faire ici

  • ...boobs.

  • Why is there a fork in the couch?

  • @iloveGTA123

    take my comment much?

  • @littelcool dude his comment was before yours

  • She died pretty fast. What is this, call of duty?

  • @WubwubDubstep  LMAO

  • wow.  It's not often that I can post "LOL" and honestly, truthfully have laughed out loud. I woke my neighbors I think. That was effing BRILLIANT. ^_^

  • I would be even funnier if it was a spoon

  • @sitbackandrelax1 i think so lol

  • DEAD!

  • Are you sure it was the fork that got her and not that lame ass music???

  • @RoadKillMonkeys Or the bad kissing lol

  • @funkydoran

    Well if something happens to your spine you can get paralyzed

  • @horrorvictim But I don't the fork was deep enough into her back to have hurt her spine...?

  • most guys here are restarted and disrespectful.

  • @nadiya1is1here hahahahahah most of us are restarted i think you mean retarded haha

    i could of been mean remember that

  • @TheRXShockwave yep thats what i meant. I was talking about the guys who were making the perverted comments

  • she wasn't hot, anyway

  • @teeds88 R u blind?!?! :-O

  • if you find cheaper pussy anywhere... fork it... :D

  • oh jeeze...

  • I like this. IKEA really knows how to use epic fail jokes though.

  • I get it. Guy is a robot killer. At 0:13 he shows what he's made of. No human being holds his hand like that when kissing. A real human's hand would have been crabbing the ass already.

  • I don't get it.. can someone tell me?

  • @maja4swe He didn't clean the house up properly and there was a fork in the sofa. He managed to push her into it.

  • Someone would not straight up die from a fork. Wtf...

  • @Godclash You're the type of person that ruins jokes in real life, I'm guessing.

  • @haircutbob2 LOL nah. I just wanted to mention some common sense and a bit a reality. I did think this was funny

  • What's stopping him fucking her after she's dead? I mean that's free pussy right there; he might as well seeing as he was going to anyway!

  • Stick a fork in her, she's done. :)

  • @perfectionbox refer to my comment

  • stick a fork in her

    *puts on sunglasses*

    shes done.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Girl: *kissing*

    boyfriend: fork!

    Girl: huh

    Boyfriend FORK!!

    girl: *dead*

  • so swedish :P 

  • LMAO!? Can't stop laughing!? :))

  • Why use roofies when you have Ikea?

  • This is propaganda bullshit to make men tidy clean cut boring metrosexual douchebags.

    Did you know you can avoid awkard erections with smoking? That's right. Try it :)

  • and no blood seriously WTF?!

  • @MayerKingZ it wouldnt be humorous if it were realistic..... comon seriously think about it next time

  • @mrxxbrian actually it would more humorous if like 5 liters of blood would be comming out of her spine and the guy would freak out completely. the only downside would be that chidren couldnt watch it:D

  • Did he put the CD upside down in the CD player?

  • would still fuck the shit out of her

  • @dcpthree17 haha, damn right

  • Date rape couch.

  • Actually the couch forked her.

  • wow.  :D

  • 0:32 to skip adds

  • @cookieval1 loool :-)

  • @cookieval1 What ads?

  • @ChathamFr0 advertisements

  • @Maddin19912 I know what he meant by ads. :P I was poking fun because he's probably not using Firefox w/Adblock plus.

  • @ChathamFr0 :D k. i'm also using adblock :P

  • @cookieval1 LOL nice one

  • @cookieval1 best comment ever........

  • @KRizmaTV THANKS :D

  • IKEA: Buy our expensive swedish crap, or we kill your slut girlfriend!

  • shut up

  • @azx320 jeez, who put a bug up YOUR butt?

  • 0:05 he looks at her with a "who the fuck are you" look

  • Sinister ad for IKEA.

  • lol

  • This is code for "Wash your Balls"

  • Best ad ever

  • A fork wouldn't kill you.....

  • get it in while the body is still warm!!!

  • @littelcool You're obviously a politician :P

  • @littelcool It's better once rigor mortis has set in xD

  • @littelcool That's necrophillia.

  • Quickly, the body...

  • It's shocking that some of you "don't get it"! It's an advert - have you never seen them before? If you "don't get it" then you are at the mercy of the industry that is there to part you from your money. Good luck in life, fools!

  • Ahahaha this is just an advert to tidy up, not for ikea lol!

  • SHE DEAD?

  • LMAO!

  • didnt get this shit...

  • @wantedwanted21 They were making out and his place was so messy that a fork that was on the couch stabbed and killed her

  • @samsbabejr yea but ...what does it have to do with ikea ?? thats what i didnt get..

  • what?...

  • silly man, why did you stop????  :)

  • welp, guess i'm just gonna have to fuck her dead...

  • i would fork her

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL she just got forked hahaa

  • that couldnt kill her?

  • He looks like a young Kramer