OMFG - Skyrim [Part 3] - Lessons best learned early...

[grandmapoo]

that stacking of stones as you so literally put it is commonly used (atleast here in norway) in the moutains to show people where to go :)

[MrHumme]

Jesse The King of Looting

[Owmxks]

I liked how he didn't even fully pronounce "power" and just said "paaaahhhh"

[powerpunkpincess]

wut if you take the pot w/ you when you go upstairs and when he chases you put it on him.....

[WessRocks1]

"I'm using this all the time " And yet he never hardly uses spells in the newer episodes.

[Art210495]

"Oh, the one I killed!" and cow dramatically turns to him and STARES!!!! :)

[Yaguacho]

I SO saw this coming. Because thats exacly what i said the first time i used lighting

[joker1032]

that star wars reference almost made me pull a muscle in my face XD!!

[EvoBoyie]

00:05 - 00:50 IT DID HAPPEN! o.o

[Poisonmilk273]

29:40 < For replay of Epicosity

[mlatinrican]

after a while i thought something was wrong with the video lol cause it was on the same pic like before

[MRODST22]

Unlimited pie? don't mind if i do

[HellsingRuler]

when i saw the store interface system i became very happy about my skyrimUI mod

[501stSlash]

"Roll of paper" WE'RE JAMMIN!

[gamasaurusrex]

jesse: *steals egg* i just stole your baby! what you gonna do about it?

*thunder*

me: that.

[Bigerestinpeace]

Gerdur: Im glad to help any way i can

Jesse: No, got wood here...

Ralof: Can i help you?

Jesse: Yes! I have wood!

Im starting to sense some gay activity if you know what i mean

[DemonicPixiie]

You cant even see the dislike bar :D

[Ofl124]

" Unlimited PPPOOOWWWAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

[MrAXEL2181]

can you do that on ps3?

[MoltenFlameDragon]

Oh god I laughed my ass off when you put the bowl on his head.

[Evangellist]

He sounds like Darth Sidious

UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAA!

[jabaroo51st]

EPIC YAWN...

[Gigas0101]

barely 5 minutes in, gravity defying chili. They feed that to Physics Rabbit.

[MichaelBD121]

Lmfao

UNLIMITED POOOWWWAA

PPOOOOWWWAAA

Thumbs up if you also just about pissed yourself!!

*Subscribed*

[diamondkid277]

oh jesse you dirty sense of humour brightens my day

[DarkDragon1889]

Why is it that EVERYBODY I love to watch play Skyrim on youtube has an issue with hoarding useless items? XD

[TheMarkdoyle9]

From now on i always keep a spare kettle in my inventory :P

[XxXGamerUKXxX]

I absolutely loled when you put that kettle on hids head xD

[XxXGamerUKXxX]

Lol you already had the spell frostbite (I think)

[MaxoGaming]

27:44 The Monkey's PAW. PAW, not claw. PAW. My literary work is done here. :P

[MerickIshtar111]

How did you pick up the kettle????

[MaxoGaming]

@MerickIshtar111 Holding down 'E' carries things.

[TheGman629]

i love u jesse no homo

[LaybrosLolz]

Lol Shibbeh trick

[Torchspank]

29:40 ...

[DreadSouls]

Lmao the merchant pot trick is amazing !

[BrentynHanna]

Ha. The merchant is a pot-head. 

[TDLadventures]

this is my version of a guide

[Fajjani]

4 hours? wtf.

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

what button do you press to loot drag and draw weapon

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

l wouldnt steel or kill even in skyrim only steal from and kill dicks

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

when jesse was mocking that chicken lightning struck so the chicken seems to have a grudge against jesse now

[MurraySwe]

What's this UNLIMITED PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! you speak of?

[axl2002]

@MurraySwe didn't you see star wars? O_O

[MurraySwe]

@axl2002 I have seen the Star Wars prequel trilogy... sadly. I was being intentionally obtuse because you don't hear the "wer" in "power". #IHateExplainingMyJokes

[axl2002]

@MurraySwe haha ok, my bad :D

[malcomjohn1997]

the books aren't part of the story

[shizuka139]

Jesse: You all know what I'm about to do!

Me: 8D OMGOMG wait for it...wait for it....!

Jesse: Unlimited POWAHHH!!!!

Me: :c Dammit! I thought he was going say Pikachu. :(

[kukenify]

What about junky treasuers xD

[RedJester93]

Poor shop owner, he lets you have pretty much everything after you help him lol.

[RedJester93]

Why does everyone have that strange awesome Nordic acent, but Sigrid sounds like an american

[RedJester93]

4:20 Poor Hod, did you steel the mug out of his hand?

[DarkRayden666]

I friggin' ROFL'D at "UNLIMITED PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'!"

[Chewychucky]

4:20 Poor Hod. My right hand is stuck in that position too :(

[XxCookiesFTWxX]

UNLIMITED POOWWEER!!! starwars reference FTW

[halobankai]

29:10-29:53 best part of my life!

[MasterSoulie]

UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[cuteykiki]

Thumbs up for Family Guy pervert BD

[CRITIKALxJARI]

he's selling thing with 0 value WTF

[BefestigungspunktWTF]

Your so freakin funny i love your Comentary casts for this game you should make like a skyrim movie hahahaha :D

[Gamemaster411]

29:30 EVERYONE has done that at some point.

[Alexlord0]

I said it with him.... I knew.

[matthewward2000]

you suck so bad.... Where's The line? *

facepalm*

[ColTheMage]

try using the sparkling thing ona a bug and say elekrifikations and du a evil haha thing

[du8u8u8o]

Dude, just put all the stuff you steal into a barrel and take it out again and you can sell it.

[2206infamous]

Omg jesse there is a pot upstairs

[cornelious500]

I killed him too, we have so much in common jesse

[SageRader2525]

Lmfao, UNLIMITED POWA!!!

[littlebigheroman]

Star Wars FTW!!!!

[BlueLantern88]

So what was that "unlimited power" a referance to again.

[Ipwnzyouall]

@BlueLantern88 Star Wars

[TenaciousleeFTW]

theres literally hundreds of books id reccomend not going through all of them :P

[ziky984ever]

Jesse you are sick. :D

[RandomRocker1000]

died laughing xD

[du8u8u8o]

I bet that guy is still behind me being creepy... *turns around

YYEEEEEUUUUUUUUPPP!!! ROFLMAO XD!!!

[orangemoustash]

why cant he leave that family alone he kills they're father now he's trying to STEAL THEY'RE PRODUCE!

[cpspivey]

I was watching your vid and you scream and then you say right In the vagina my dad look at me like what the he|| are u doing ???? Olive your vids Ll

[LakeofGlass]

Am I the only one who's had Embry run up to me after looting the cabbage cart in Riverwood? I looted that on a new character and he runs up to me out of nowhere. I thought all he did was solicit beers and do drunken conducting.

[LiuCrysisGearTech]

I just killed him with my STEEL SWORD POWER STRIKE!

[FABLEaTor]

getting wood form video games is a recurring theme for jesse. :O

[asyasb94]

Where the "R' on the power word XD hhahaahahah

[BenB998765]

I did the same exact thing with the magic at first.

[hordajebest]

OMG I DIED!! UNLIMITED POOOOOWWWAAAAHHHH!!! *laugh* POOWWWAAAAAHHH!!!!

[sdm757]

15:48 LOL

[Tristormable]

29:53 RIP me

[dtsprinkle1]

Woman: ...It's not her fault that her husband was bought and paid for by the empire. But she's just a puppet the empire now, now that he's dead.

Jesse: So she's single...

[lolitaxdarling]

i don't know why but i find your videos so hilarious. just the enthusiasm and the way you react to everything - like the whole stealing conundrum and magica spells - is so fun to watch and infectious. just lol.

[jwoods1996]

i died when he said nordic colnel

[777SuperSonic777]

That was funny when you put the kettle on his head and stole he's stuff. xD

[Satlantic12]

@777SuperSonic777 its funny but effective haha

[Satlantic12]

@Satlantic12 also if you get his golden its not stealing

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

UNLIMITED POOOOOWWWWAH!!!

runs out of mana

jesse:..........fuck

[Petrock508]

Ahh Jesse selling stuff worth 0 coins :D

[thepooperscooper95]

"PAAAAAAAAAA right in the vagina ah that's disgusting"

[du8u8u8o]

@thepooperscooper95 BUT AWESOME =3

[CRAnoobCRA]

remember when he was gonan use spells and not be a generic warrior? i cant find ANY lets plays with a balance of warrior and magic.

[DusterCoat]

What Settings is he playing on?

[InfernalBlaze3D]

Please tell me Jesse turns on anti-aliasing at some point.

[Dr4gonshade]

i swear to god, that chicken will someday, somehow cause Jesse's death :p

"thats for stealin' mah baby!"

[coryeism]

if something gloss it ha a speacil abillete

[serkiq]

does anyone really read those books

[arjanus92]

@serkiq i do

[BerserkMender]

21:00 That must be how he got robbed of his golden claw

[minecraftianable]

10:47 what are you gonna do about it (thunder)

[RomanowRomanow1]

32.20, after stealing all that FOOD you are....

OVER-CUCUMBERED!!!!!!

[ArcaneMage54k]

29:38

For unlimited power ;)

[DaNewBoy93]

lol ur such a hoarder

f

[Animutant666]

Thanks brain :D

[DaWarper88]

@Animutant666 You'rrre weeelcome, Jesseeh!

[JMJgamingproductions]

29:41 put on max volume and play it:D

[mjalifocation]

for the riverwood trader, if you go in the upstairs door while crouching they won't detect you and your free to raid their bedroom, the kettle is better though.

[LeagueTwitch]

LOL I just got a Star Wars Curry's advert, I died of laughter

[BonkersJKatt]

Both hands Jesse! Use lighting in BOTH HANDS!!

[finalzeroATX]

dude your vidios rock its like idk have you tryed to play minecraft it like skyrim but with diff grafics

[BOZombiesCod]

@finalzeroATX how in the WORLD are they identical!?

[mk949a]

@finalzeroATwith all due respect, thats not very good spelling.

[shdowdragon3]

@finalzeroATX Lol are you new he has loads of minecraft videos

[shadowcarn]

@finalzeroATX ...........its like skyrim..........my brain fails to comprehend this.

[muninen]

@finalzeroATX Successful troll is successful.

[MrBrainbox8]

@finalzeroATX Go away and talk with your cat you drug addled numpty

[Br4nd0nPlaysWoW]

that was a good senator palpatine impression

[Br4nd0nPlaysWoW]

me at 1:04.. oohhh now i get it

[IIVoNoXIDe]

when did jesse learn the other magics?

[Seokorean]

Jesse Cox has become one of my favorite youtubers. He is indeed hilarious

[phenomenon91]

Walking is difficult when you have wood.

[LTB356]

It's OVER 9,000

[freezewindow1]

just do the:

^ then player.setav carryweight 9001

and the problem is solved

[wrecka27]

Spark is the best

[BOBofGH]

You're a fucking idiot for trying to steal from that dude for so long. Obviously he's going to follow you everywhere. Quit fucking around. Where is the learning curve? 4 HOURS!!! Get on with it and get the fuck out of that god damn building!!!

[TwE3k676]

@BOBofGH Its Jesse Cox your watching bro, if anything was done, it wouldn't be Jesse :)

[IIKaDicEU]

"POWER RIGHT IN THE VAGINA" lol

[XStarheadXxx]

I almost pissed my self laughing at 29:40 it's to addicting

[tanasaky]

I was expecting a Shazam-joke :D But I guess Unlimited-Power-Joke is a better fit

[fatal3rr0r84]

You know i wondered why the emperor doing his lightning thing was in the related vids. At 29:45 I saw why.

[darnitnappa]

It would have been better two handed ;)

[FinalFayt1]

I said "Unlimited Powaaah!" When he did. I got strange looks from people; Turns out I had ear buds in..

[flame9216]

You'd best make a kamehameha reference when you get the lightning storm spell.

[bleggswan]

thumbs up for Hod invisible cup :D

[TheIneptOnes]

Lady: I'm glad to help anyway I can.

Jesse: Nope...uh... can't help. Got wood.

[cookieemonsta1000]

yess of course jesse thinks the girls awesome, staring at her boobs, real classy..

[spontanp]

I love your comments dude :D Jesse FTW !

[MrOxhornFan]

UMLIMITED POOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHH

[Epee4lyf]

Jesse you creeper...

[Lawsondgage]

UNLIMITED POOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[bold524]

@Lawsondgage YEAH!! YOU SHOULD WATCH Skyrim Live Action Trailer - The Dragonborn Comes [malufenix] because it is AWESOME VIDEO!! It looks just like a Skyrim movie!!

[makemebad3452]

uh huh huh this is slower than before

[0PhysX0]

UNLIMITED POWER !!! XD

[ShadowPhoenixKC]

Werewolves? There wolf, there castle.

[Michael27545]

at 04:32 hod isn't holding a cup wait... did you take that too

[132katiebaby]

How do you drag things? Also I have a mission for you, get a house and a wife, and if you can get a dog or horse!

[AnusMatsonen]

You now have one more subscriber because of UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEEEEER.. (though you would have gotten it even with out UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEEER) but never the less or none the less or something, i am now dunk so i lost my thought there but keep up the good work.... and stuff and............(Y)

[jonasdrejerjensen]

while im watching this im just cutting wood to earn money

[oscar5100]

I used to put buckets on heads... then i took an update to the knee

[TheLed2012]

Dude your videos make me laugh harder then you do I mean your just so fucking funny.

[iamadamsusername]

That was fuckin hilarious! LOL Unlimited Powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaah! Paaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

[ace814956]

im in the rong part of the woods

[ace814956]

i got wood for you!

[manmano1234]

I had to replay "UNLIMITED! PAAAWWAAAAH!!!!" 6 times before i continued on....

[ThePhoebinator]

Oh, and FISHY CLOTH! XD

[ThePhoebinator]

Jesse, what would you say if someone hated Skyrim? (by the way, its not me. I FREAKING LOVE THIS GAME.)

[TheBaconBapGuy]

I just stole your baby...meh

[rackemallen]

i only read books that matter

[Lelem2]

UNLIMITED PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW­A

[GamerChickSER]

Who else yelled "UNLIMITED POWWEEEEEERRRR!!!" along with him?

[Gunz12121212]

@GamerChickSER The question is, who DIDNT yell it with him :D!?!?!

[Makronette]

Jesse has wood *giggles*

[ZeXiTe]

Please tell, How did you get so funny and awesome?

[Karumpilkins]

you should have dual wielded the unlimited powah for complete awesomeness

[Kynrin22]

Jesse, wielder of unlimited powah and the mysterious gravity defying chili. Bow before his awesometasticness or be eliminated! /worship

[o0cel0to]

Star wars quote ftw haha

[GrvTroll]

i had that dream aswell