Married to the Eiffel Tower [Part 3]

[ABoyInTheBush]

I want your fluids I want your fluids

[JustinRinger1]

At around 7:35 when she starts talking about looking at an object for more than practical purposes. When you really look and can see their soul. I looked at the dresser to my left. I imagine it was awkward, us peeking into each other's souls. But for one split second, I knew without a doubt, that nothing could become any closer to me than this dresser. Nothing can connect with me on such a level as this dresser. God I'm drunk and I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow feeling awkward...

[freethinkerdangerous]

The... Narrowness of his jibs :D

[unfuckingavailable]

i love him for the narrowness of his jibs.

[mansionsong]

I want your fluids. I want your fluids. I want your fluids.

[FeralMonkeyShines]

REALLY NO DIFFERENT THAN RELIGION...

[jrockluv]

The human mind sure works in interesting ways.

[TheTrademarx]

What the heck... the church lets her do this?!

[AmyRoseMY]

to objects she is a bitch...

[shizeninho]

phallic objects

[iheartmakeup141]

this is so weird...i feel so awkward...

[reallybigname]

I hope they don't fall in love with a tampon.

[shortyamv]

I just feel so...awkward...



[NessaRayGibson]

So what happens if they get a splinter?

[Mira18able]

pretty disturbing

[JPVeigaaaa]

These women make bestiality seem mainstream.

[Unueberwindlich]

what a bitch! how many objects does she has!

[humphrey6000]

why does the fence smell of fish? 

[hitlarspenis]

@humphrey6000 Because she rammed it in her stinky vagina!

[humphrey6000]

@hitlarspenis ahahhahaahh

[2302sally]

give they bitches few tabs of acid.. fuck knows what would happen

[beast72486]

I keep expecting them to say their joking and they don't.......*wails* They DON'T!

[athinatamu]

1:58 what?! what the fuck are you thinking about?! HOW the fuck can you think about it?! oh god i feel sick and i feel even sicker for feeling sick, cause she's basically sick and anyway, WHAT THE FUCK?!

[hiimashleysmileyface]

what?

[MzKickz]

OMG at her faced painted in tar and mud phahahahahahahahha

[jaivomi]

Suddenly I feel very very 'normal'. Haha.

[squidink85]

I was seriously trying to have compassion for these people, but when she turned around with her dirty little face... I fucking lost t! LMFAO poor things

[Jessicagnade]

What a pimp she is! She has multiple model fences at her home, but when she sees a fence on the street she immediatly fucks it HAHAHA!

[EdgePitSwing]

"I want your fluids"  LMFAO

[linkinhorrorhound]

next time im having sex im going to continuously moan i want your fluids, i want your fluids. instant turn on.

[elemkr]

what a hussy. in a committed relationship with bow and yet she hops on the first red fence to come along.

[missco89]

mentally unstable. That's what these ppl are..And it's sad that they have probably been driven to believe that a human can hurt them (again) so they seek comfort in an object that reciprocates nothing but aesthetics in a cityscape or a décor..That's how i explain this to myself, but then again, and most likely, they are just mentally unstable, probably in denial or undiagnosted with asperger's

[nephildevil]

this is kinda like praying, talking to the imaginary thing

[666lordgaara]

wooooooooooooow im speechles 

[Jkcool4eva]

Someone is going to need a tetnis shot...

[mravn3]

I want your fluids!

[devilshomie]

Um father why does the church banister feel wet and smells like fish

[acildc1]

he has a very cheeky counterweight

[GovernmentHo0ker]

"I would like to get to know this fence better" umm......It red and pointy ._. and it's a fence.

[Lennycoma]

Is that a tattoo between her breasts of the eiffel tower...ffs o.0 weird

[kanatapaw]

@Lennycoma

duh

pay attenshion

[thecur33]

What id the they fixate on the same object?! 3some?

[AidanParle]

4:32 - She looks like the fat kid at the party who ate all the chocolate cake

[AidanParle]

2:19 - 2:45 - Hmmmm...well that was pretty hard to watch

[AidanParle]

'I love him for the narrowness of his jibs' - absolute classic !! I wish I had narrow jibs

[Sablicious]

Thumbs up if you skipped forward to and replayed the 'greasy shot'... ^_-

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

How does she sit on that fence.. owww!!

[thesteffie]

I should be doing schoolwork but instead....I'm watching videos on people who have sex with fences and church banisters. What the hell...?

[idreamofanniemcflys]

0:26 AMY AND HER CLIT

[QueenOfTheTrolls]

3:41.....OWEEEEE!!!!!! lol

[reincarnatedwolfgod]

how the fuck does some one have foreplay with a church

[lexi6412]

So, gay marriage is immoral but fucking church altar banisters isn't? Way to go, Christianity.

[megapurify]

The head must be fabulous...

[lillightskin303]

Hey she has more balls than me. i wouldnt ever be able to come out and admit i like fucking buildings and shit, love is love. i wont judge

[gaaraizallmine]

I want your fluids BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH xD

[RustyCyler]

1001 Nacht is at Knoebel's Amusement Park

[memefly2626]

I want you fluids yeah best sex line ever! Did anyone else notice that a lot of their objects that they love are penis shaped.

[OFFICIALchristieGirl]

i want your fluids.. i waant your fluids.. i want your fluids.

[dnell10199]

These people are all Cheaters..tsk tsk LOL

[zenpirate1]

I first saw this documentary about 3 yrs ago....I went to my county's fair this last year and saw 1001 Nacht...I kept thinking, why does that sound familiar? Then it hit me..."This is the ride that weird woman had sex with in that documentary!!!" Can't help but say left me feeling a little weird....

[Popteart]

@zenpirate1 She might get jealous, you rode her bf, didn't you?

[CuteSpot07]

I love you for the counter-weights at your top.

[ilysm92]

"Hey gate? I..I think I'm pregnant.."

[effeilensucre]

Not that weird, I think: a lot of 'normal' people treat their partners as objects. They just do the opposite. ^^

[jorenkill]

@effeilensucre nicely put, nicely put

[andrewmskidd]

is this a documentary or a mockumentary?

[stubblesmcriplepants]

so amy is a 2 timer?

[Stepedk]

This gotta be a troll

[MegaDiamond78]

Did she just say she wants the carnival rides fluids?

[junkietomato]

Yes I bet a fence has such a complex personality.

[Massiveskinsfan93]

If it's just like making love/being intimate with another person for a non OS person, then why the hell are they comfortable doing it on camera?

[hydser]

Nisho is clearly responding unconsciously to the horrific abuse and upheaval she experienced in her early years. Objects to her are "safe" and won't harm her the way a human could. Its sad

[Sablicious]

@hydser No shit, Freud. But who cares?

This stuff's a laugh riot. The human brain can be manipulated to do essentially anything. These twisties here are living proof of that.

So don't be surprised at the fucked up shit religious fundamentalists do or, now, how insane the North Koreans are at their Dear Hobbit's death. We're all just bio-electrcal computers and can be programmed as such.

[MrSkeetSkeeter]

Sex with a church banister: you're doing it pretty gross.

[kanatapaw]

children cover your eyes

u cant look at a fair ground ride in the same way anymore >.<

[TOBORtheMighty]

They are just so perfect in their geometry... For me to hump!

[kanatapaw]

omg there is the ferris wheel the lady marryed wow u could make a porn shoot right here folks xD

[BrittaDallas]

oh crap i'm in that weird part of youtube again

[bvoinche]

.... shit dude.. soo repulsed.. but i can't look away... gahhhh can't handle it..

[waslookat1me]

3:40 SHES FUCKING A FENCE 0_0

[ColtCameron]

"I want your fluids?!" HOLY HELL WTF o_O

[iphoneftwpwnwtfbbq]

Slut... in love with a circus ride, a church, a little fence...

[TheNatashaFerreira]

What the actual fuck.

[martinithechobit]

3:00 what a whore!!!

sigmund frued would be having a field day with the all women objectaphila. he be saying the building all look like a penis.

[TheWizzKidz]

FLUIDS.

[STARTproductions]

3:24 ewww..

[STARTproductions]

1:55 oh dear thats creepy :o

[Luka2234]

at 5:55, the mother looked so embarrassed. This is just wrong on all levels. funny how ppl say it's not harming anyone, but it did harm the family dynamic. Parents divorced over that crap.

[Luka2234]

beached whale at 3:16

[dannielpreto]

I saw a homeless guy trying to hump my car... I feel bad now for telling him to piss off... I guess I discriminated against him for his sexual orientation.

[alnjgove8uifjbkelbfg]

gotta love those narrow jibs

[Massiveskinsfan93]

Something that upsets me is their lack of regard for human beings. For example, on the tyra show this woman said that when a bridge she was in love with collapsed into the river, "it was like seeing someone murdered in front of you, so it was very hard". Urm, people did DIE in front of you - people with families, friends, children, but you're only upset about the bridge?

[Massiveskinsfan93]

They say that it's like any other relationship pretty much...but in real life when a person (in most cases) is attracted to another they don't jump them straight away like she is doing with the fence...but of course they can do whatever they want because, guess what, the objects AREN'T RESPONDING.They probably enjoy the fact that they can't be pushed off by an object. They do everything and they won't be told no. I think this is because they have problems with communicating with PEOPLE normally.

[Massiveskinsfan93]

I don't get how in the interview on Tyra the woman said that non-objectum-sexual people are only concerned with the eiffel tower's exterior and not thinking about the inside, when all she's going on about is how the objects look.

[Massiveskinsfan93]

Lmao "I want your fluids I want your fluids I want your fluids"

[TBTVicious]

They took our Gibssssss!!!!

[natebooce]

they are adorably insane arent they, but deep down its very sad, these people have obviousy been through some personal trauma during childhood

[ServeTheBeaver]

"As Seen on The Internets Rectum"

The internet has a rectum???

I'm in love <3

[wakeboarder079]

press 2

[wakeboarder079]

press 3

[poppylv21]

these people are not harming anyone, so what's the big deal? yes it's very unusual, but why would it be wrong?

[lasneh]

Father, why does this banister smell like fish?? o.O

[torpirismeni]

all the stupidity in his greatness

[lupinfaer]

I wouldnt like to clean that banister.

[Bazwalt]

"I've never had a voice to the human race before. Never been able to have people listen. Really listen. To how I feel and what I have to say"

News flash you sicko...An amusement park ride does not have an auditory system. So you're still not being listened to even when your jizzing your pants over a piece of machinery.

[potatogy]

then i guess optimus prime would be like katy perry,just out of reach

[b1gdamnhero]

...does the church know about this?

[ripcolie]

Well who could resist the narrowness of his gibs.

[HollyHellion]

"YOU know what I'm thinkin' about!"

....I'm glad she decided to keep that one between her and the carnie ride.

[XxMIZZL4UR3NxX]

is it a boy or a girl, i don't understand?! :'(

[tyniehawk]

3:03 i became aroused

[micshaz]

slowly starting to believe in 2012

[sexwithoutbodiess]

yeaaahh.....no.

[NORTHKNIFE1]

So Creeped out right now after watching this!!!Wat the Fuck!!!! :0 :0

[bekkid28]

freaks the shit out of me when she lays under that ride and rubs oil over herself..

[Frogy4000]

there slags, they use the objects. LOL

[ocgirl1987]

"AMY AND HER CLIT"

[Massiveskinsfan93]

@ocgirl1987 Ha, I don't get what she means by that though? Cos she's obviously not on about a clitoris?

[LikeClockwerk]

Did that lady just say Amy and her clit.

[devilshomie]

@LikeClockwerk It was probaley click

[awalktorememeber]

@devilshomie i think she said "clique"

[FloganFly]

and then she got aids from making out with that nasty ass carnival ride

[FloganFly]

this is gross

[slingshot489]

i just watched this stoned..... and i will have to tell you well ummm i am not quite sure what the fuck

[ROCKSLIDZ]

This documentary is so sad... I feel very sorry for these people who are clearly afraid of a real human relationship full of intimacy and emotion. I keep wondering if something terrible happened to them in their childhood?

[tEEhns]

"We're not talking about fetish here.."

What the fuck would you call it then?

[ichiinc]

mentally ill much?...

[devilshomie]

How the fuck do you practice forplay with an object?

[rocketaware]

@devilshomie Ever heard of a dildo dipshit?

[devilshomie]

@rocketaware Yeah and people don't practice forplay on it

[OddinaryOne]

"IwantyourfluidsIwantyourfluid­sIwantyourfluids" ... Bwahaha, what?

[kpgurl56]

"he's an amazing lover" bahaha



[phantomjo]

So when they make love...i'm guessing they just hump..cause surely nothing can penetrate...when it's like a ride or a banister..

[phantomjo]

To never know another human's touch....even if it's just a hug or kiss.....that must be sad...

[abooood95]

will be funny if that thing breaks, Falls down, And crushes her !

[OhhCathy]

@420xxPrincesz hahaha

[minimisstrouble]

They communicate with the object?! Biggest pile of shit I have heard in a very long time.

[OhhCathy]

@minimisstrouble i know right!

[dddd996]

"he is just so noble so proud" lol that made me laugh sooo much

[devilshomie]

Note to self do not allow these women near my teddy bear collection :)

[windex1234]

Sad...

[TFoust94]

are these people fucking retarded?

[OhhCathy]

"he is an amazing...hes an amazing lover"

[OhhCathy]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 3:21

[stayawaketoday]

..how do they have sex with it..

[Artchred]

Transformer movie would be porn for these ladies..

[OhhCathy]

@Artchred MegaTron is long and hard lol

[willpet25]

this guys is an alien.

[solidarity2205]

Don't forget to put a condom on that fence before fucking it. Another objectum sexual can get infected if they do it at the same place.

[ZombieMuffinzAttackk]

i want your fluids XD

[Massiveskinsfan93]

@ZombieMuffinzAttackk Oh man I laughed at that

[mrstrick24]

I finally started laughing at " I love him for the narrowness of his jibs"

[abooood95]

Can they fall in love with a Manikin?

[OhhCathy]

@abooood95 hahaha imagine that

[goofymcflee7]

I am REALLY open minded....BUT I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING, oh geeze I feel bad about that but oh shit I just cannot quit the giggles ahhhhhhhhhh!

[emmagawsh]

8:23 just think of the splinters...

[piiiiinkie]

ALL I AM DOING IS TRYING TO GET MY MA-UH I MEAN OBJECT 1001 NACHT AND THAT BITCH AMY IS ALL UP ON MY OBJECT AND THEN BEING A SLUT AND BEING ALL UP ON THE CHURCH BANISTER.

COME AT ME AMY.

[Funnysterste]

imagine you are an architect and a woman falls in love with one of your buildings. and this woman does not care about you though you are something like a parent of her lover. and some day she marries your building without telling you. you read in the newspaper that a woman, you dont know, has married your "child".

im mean all these objects were designed, built and/or manufactured by people. how can someone have a closer relationship to them than their creators?

[loveandmathematics99]

1001 nacht....tall dark and handsome.

i think those vertical rust stains are the equivalent to skid marks.

[TheRadicalOneNG]

This must be how an object becomes legendary in Dwarf Fortress.

[SlipperedRS]

They should be sent to prison for rape.

[dudette42]

"I want your fluids" ?!?!?! WHAT FLUIDS.

[6Steeler6]

@dudette42 Brake fluids, piston grease, stuff like that, I guess?

[dudette42]

That chick Amy needs to be sent back to that psychiatric ward.