The landlady (complete) by Roald Dahl

[coolsecretagent228]

She wouldn't of got me I would've been gone

[LPfan007S]

yeah....she loves to play with her barbies....

[P1mpIt]

I need this for my english lesson.

I'm from Austria ^___^

I wish I can speak english as well as an person from england or the U.S.

:$

[LPfan007S]

@P1mpIt  ich bin auch aus österreich und brauchs für die englisch stunde ;)

[t1me2die1]

Egh liked the book better. This was a 6/10 stars for me

[ElBarto3131]

Who would of known that English class would make me lose sleep.

[MrsMaxGeorge22]

REAL handsome....  :L

[gogo19996]

He supposed to be beautiful.

[Ggamer2471]

the start of the reign of the pedophiles..... :\

[TheCraftyPlace]

My literature teacher speaks just like the landlady. Scary.

[hanonbell]

Arhhhhhh gonna die test on this wanna kill me

[NightWolfPictures77]

I read the book in seventh grade and the movie in seventh I think it's just weird

[NightWolfPictures77]

The book is kinda better. :/ xD

[ashleigh123111]

I was.suppose to watch.this.in english tomorrow but i got curious

[inflatablegrape]

We read this in english.

[dan2feb]

Biscuits sound like they're hard as a rock :O

[mebuddy098]

wee read this in class

[TheCraftyPlace]

"its Willy weaver". ITS SUPPOSED TO BE BILLY

[TheCraftyPlace]

im scared.

[kirstieemmaluvsJB]

Gosh i remember doing this in year 8, whoah i feel old D:

[spankrocko]

Classic story in Dahl style

[mynamesucks1337]

I love Roald Dahl's dark humour.

[TheImymac]

i know were that house is. in bath! were i live

[TheImymac]

poo, i live in bath......... :O

[TheTomtenz]

Our English teacher show this In my class today.... disturbing... dsturbing shit idd...

[choisubin96]

what might have happened if billy had remembered what he knew about the two young men, Mulholland and Temple?

[F33lTH3H33T]

did you... did you undress me?

of course dear and believe me your just as hansom as the others.....

CREEPY

[TheKellyBelly2]

I had to read this in English class not to long ago..

[Braty22299]

@TheKellyBelly2 same here

[iluvpie20101]

i saw another version from 1961 by Alfred Hitchcock. i believe its better. ;p and hell yeah i was thinking NOPE. Chuck Testa. xD

[MrAlexWhack]

So is he dead or paralyzed in the end? And was anyone else thinking chucktesta at the end

[Sarasirk531]

@MrAlexWhack He's dead.

[mrjesus101xD]

Well hello ms. Brophy. Right about now the class is like wtf?! I'd like to take this timeto rick roll the class. I'd like to say that you all have lost the game. Trolololol! Keep it fresh like will smith susan.. OH! please don't give us homework because of this. ;D

[lildevilx413]

Thank u! I needed this 4 my homework! Ur a savior! The movie is kinda creepy though......

[pokeguy102]

she's one of them crazy folk. i read this in english, and my teacher told us there was a movie, but wouldn't show us it.

[RossiJenkins123]

6 out of 10

[msz342]

Read this in english class.. Good story and movie

[caseyrizzuto567]

I read this in ela and it is the best story so far

[jackimosh]

Just read this in English! I suspect my teacher is the landlady!

[emmayrabbi09]

read it in eng

[yingxin98]

I heard him saying "William Weaver" instead of "Billy Weaver". O.o

[katyushka101]

i read this in english. next thing you know.... i come running out of the classroom screaming like crazy.

[bombamercury3]

One of my faves

[iisupreme6]

Nah , This Story Creeps Me Out Im Like Dead Serious Lmfaoo ... iiSee She's Trying To Rape Him

[princesschachyx3]

i read this in ELA creeps me out

[vallygirrl123]

Ughh we read this in english..creeepy!!! 

[TheGingerninja5]

he looks fricken 30

[mama73250]

He supposed to be 17.

[Gabriela2627]

@mama73250 I KNOW IN THE STORY SAYS HE IS,,,

[BIARS11]

Love the story and it´s very well done!

[MissKupkakee]

Wow read this in my languege arts class..So creepy! My friend thought the old lady was NICE!!! OMG!

[paris89iam]

WTF SHES CREPPPY.

[iisupreme6]

Word 2

[danniiris]

i am still scared of her

[15imzy04]

if you listen and dont watch this sounds sooo wrong!!! like they are having ...

[15imzy04]

@15imzy04 soz this was my friend!!

[15imzy04]

@15imzy04 soz this was my friend!!



[15imzy04]

@15imzy04 soz this was my friend!!

[15imzy04]

this freaks the hell out of me, we have watched and read all of the tales of unexpected at school!!!!:)

[15imzy04]

@THEBVBARMYTV tehee, its bonnie not bunny! haha that made me giggle;)

[MelrosebabyC]

ought to be at night,no?

[15imzy04]

@MelrosebabyC YEH, THATS WHAT I TOURGHT!!! 

[mrjoe744]

this story scared me in english

[15imzy04]

@mrjoe744 SAME!!!!! what yr did ya read it?!

[bentekip]

i have to read kiss kiss for english and this is so handy!! kisskiss from HOLLAND

[jingafur]

Read this story in grade8. I don't think I'll ever forget it....the creepiness :c

[JeremyB787]

@hotlivie101 The landlady stuffed him and he became a dead sample of a handsome man like the two men you saw

[JeremyB787]

It's the most wonderful story I've ever read!

[100talmeez]

its good but i wanted a positive ending

[axel107107]

SO HE JUST DIES IN THE END?!

[DisposableTeenIn1984]

Thumbs up if you go/went to Summit Hill.

[hotprincess7456]

My english teacher looks like the landlady but skinny next time i see her im going to run and i'm not going on field trips where we have to stay in a hotel creepy !!!!

[billo786]

Three lumps please?

[TheParamonday]

My English teacher made it sound way creepier when she read it to us.

[TreacleandCoffee]

Remember reading this at school a few years back.

God, she freakin UNDRESSED him, and cut him open? Peado Psychopath comes to mind :L

[melissabz1]

We r reading the story in my skl, during english, and its sounds creepy!

[crockett181]

We had 2 watch this in English

she's a crazy woman saddo loner serial killer pedophile. (no one picked up that she was a pedophile in m class. Its obvious!)

Neva going 2 a bn'b again!

Thanks teachers 4 the lovely memories! :L

[lickstickly]

god in my English class we read boring classics, i read this myself was part of Kiss Kiss if memory serves

[farmboy26ful]

I watched it in class yesterday haha

[ninjastar401]

Hahaha im pretty sure everyone who read it in english class are 8th graders....:) and same: read it, and saw this. Thanx ms.egle.

[TheBoys9802]

To everyone who thinks the story is scary/creepy. Read some creepypasta. Try reading The Rake



[0987twilight]

This bitch is fucking crazy!

[cutiecooly27]

i had to read it in my english class

[happilyeveramber]

We watched/read this in English class... it's so creepy!

[MissDev123]

So Creepy. In our Class, People said she Used them as Dolls and she had Tea Parties with them. (Yep. Our class needs therapy.)xD

[Jasperchen123]

SUP CHU!!!!

[Jasperchen123]

SUP 8B PPL !!!!

[jonathanchu2]

sup 8B ppl and sup jasper chen!!

[Hellymovies007]

I read this story in English today!! It is so creepy!!! It freaked me out. I'm never going to Bath ever again and I'm never gona go to a BnB there!!

[princesschocolate12]

Creepy.. We had too watch this at my school

[qwyzl]

moral of the story - never trust some one you meet on a train who advises you to stay at a b & b in bath....

[24deadmanwalkin]

i read this in english class omfg this should not be allowed

[hotlivie101]

what does she do to him at the end???

[nhiduong2244]

@hotlivie101 she may have stuffed him as well

[lovebunny3D]

Read this book in English class and I had to watch this movie, it's creepy!

[daniqt98]

About to go to bed, thanks for the nightmares Mr. Schroeder...

[gitface456]

Enjoyed and grew up in Bath

[THEDEmon2304]

Ummmmmm....... Why would Mr.schoeder mkae us watch this. thumbs up if u think this is creepey

[ejhproductions1]

thumbs up if ms.hil-kennedy made you watch it

[marandalex3515]

thumbs up if mr. schroeder made you watch it

[AlbusDumbledore312]

Seems like she's hitting on him XD

[AlbusDumbledore312]

Cyanide... Nice...

[MagicDarius32]

I'm always going to smell my tea for bitter almonds

[LilMizMe178]

Well, I Know Where Im Going When I Go To London :P

[xskate750]

The book was so much better.

[Kevinstar7]

I just read this today...

Scary stuff for Halloween :P

[MeaslyVids]

@Kevinstar7 me 2 but yesterday and saw this video today in class

[johnnycblue]

@Kevinstar7 So did I. Coolioso. That lady always freaked me out when I read the book to.

[AuzzyXIII]

I will never drink tea again!!!

[MyGabby12345]

wow ummm... i read this is school so when she said movie i said omg yes!!!

[coltsuperocean10]

wheres Rigsby??

[chugnorrish]

Like if your from class 3c and read this comment.

[gameplayfreak898]

@chugnorrish From wich school?

[chugnorrish]

@gameplayfreak898 ig :)

[ILLESTforever]

It seemed more creepy when I read it in my English class.

[ccowart1418]

@ILLESTforever lol me too

[Halo30508]

@ILLESTforever same :D

[agoodday2011]

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[Triumphentnoob]

@monochramaticnight mee tooo!!! :D

[monochromaticnight]

I read this in class and my teacher was awesome enough to show this to us. :D

[itsAndrogyn]

@monochromaticnight this is so evil, Roald dahl was a satanist! this has a satanic message becouse according to gnostics the earth is a TRAP of the demiurge, where sinfull souls have falled from heaven and are incarnated into a material planet where if we indulge in material stuff then the souls can loose their indentiy, aka fall. it represented by human turning into a mummy, and The lady represents the Evil force which is in charge for that to happen.to lure souls into its trap.

[MakEu2Me]

We read this in my ELA class I can't beleve so many other pol did too!!! Great movie

[GoBananas152]

Like this if you read this in school, and just HAD to watch the whole thing 

[GoBananas152]

so scaryyyy

[omg123lol456tmi]

I read this in school

[peaceloveandpoptart1]

I read this in school, and when she was talking about the stuffed animals and she said "I made them myself" my whole class froze because they knew that she stuffed the people.

[MsSimpon]

im sooo scared seriosly

[Greenkai3000]

A hot "water bottle" in bed??

[Greenkai3000]

I remember seeing this on Mexican TV back in the day... It's still a bit haunting.

[RT2361]

I read this in English class...let's see if it's any good like the original...*paralyzed*

[quickzapp]

i cant believe so many ppl read this from the same literature book

i thought our school was the only one

[MrMattjones2011]

This is a great story, we read it in Literature class and I HAD to watch the movie! GREAT!!!!

[cloversocoollike72]

Graphic.

[muzixworldwide]

Where can i download this? link plz.

[sk8r6799]

BILLY IS SO FRIKIN HOT!!!!!<3

[HilaryDuffxoxo14]

@sk8r6799 ii agreeee!!! 

[XxDontStopThePartyxX]

@sk8r6799 o.o

[Crazylilly108]

@sk8r6799

o-o gross

[XxDontStopThePartyxX]

We read this in reading today. We stopped when she left the bedroom.

[cdsballer99]

@XxDontStopThePartyxX that part isnt even in the story so stop making stuff up

[XxDontStopThePartyxX]

@cdsballer99 When she left the room for Billy to unpack, stupid. -_-

[cdsballer99]

@XxDontStopThePartyxX ok sorry but that isnt very clear since that isnt a main part of the story and its only like 5 pages why would you stop in the middles

[XxDontStopThePartyxX]

@cdsballer99 Cuz we had like 10 minutes after a lesson lol :/

[carsguy890]

read this english scary stuff!!!

[HilaryDuffxoxo14]

read and watched this in English this is creepy as shit! that lady is beyond fucked up.

[fishnets127]

Ewwww... After seeing this I will NEVER stay at a bed & breakfast. Hotels only...! Lol. What's funny about this is that obviously no human being is that insane... Ugh I'm like mentally disturbed now and I think I'm gonna have nightmares. Sweet dreams. (:

[kaylinxxlov28]

I just read this in in school very weird the whole class laughed when she checked him out on the stairs lol

[scotland911]

We've spent since the end of the summer (August) Doing this.

[iMaarTyZ]

Great short story !

[RacheLuvsBooks]

ok the ending is FREAKY!!!! :o

[shoushikouen7]

Thanks Mr. Reed for introducing us to this story. I don't know how I'll stay at a hotel again...

[ozzyaddicted4ever]

creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

[rawadandnaya]

we take this story in english class in litrature



[xxlilpinkeexx]

WHAT THE F*CK!

[argurw1]

The music is priceless xP

[dezzies1]

Likee If you read this in school . And had to see what else happened.

[Bubblestorm1]

@olamustangs23 Lol!!

[xRainKiss]

Creepy... I read this in class and our teacher made us write a part 2 to it.

[TheZombiesloveyou]

im now starting to think WTF is wrong with that lady

[Belieberswagify]

17:27 he's thinking cougarrrr

[jazz4]

The story itself is great, this is horribly directed though.

[MrSaul326]

dude the dude was scared when that lady was trying to rape him then he enjoyed it

[VegimitePwnsAll]

got to watch this in class today. xD love it. <3

[14glittergirl]

i imagined it more dark and scary :/

[mikelpikel2005]

@14glittergirl same, i read the short version i think in the school book.

[Mewtwopower1000]

What the heck does the sign say at like, 23:03?

Because it doesn't say bed and breakfast anymore o.O

[bubblesrock124]

@Mewtwopower1000 it says No Vacancies :)

[HungerCultFilms]

Steve Davies was an actor? Great story, loved it :)

[RazorSlik]

i read this story before XD Still eerie 

[TradingFeline]

what a noob.

[21nicolemiranda]

My teacher showed this to my class but u was absent so she told me to look it up

[klyngray0607]

My teacher showed this to my class