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  • He actually makes very little compared to most executives.

  • Hey cattlecarnage1: 99% of Executives did start from the bottom you id10T

  • Overpaid executives deserve to be washing dishes for a year, see how they like it living on a minimum wage.

  • LoL everyone is mad. Guys it's satire, relax. Quit crying about immigrants.

  • this is brilliant!

  • @madmankitchen fuck yeah !

  • the only ppl telling us never ending streams of 3rd world immigration is a good thing and turning our societies into racial third world cesspits,are the SIX FIGURE EARNERS in brussels,who wont have to live through the GREVIOUS social impact of what they create in our neighbourhoods,the further displacement of white irish natives over jobs,and housing,while we watch our brightest emigrate,we import 3rd world intolerant racist butchers from a backward culture,this is not ''unity''..

  • Hahaha first of all your English sounds like it came out of google translator. Second of all, that's great. They don't need to come over illegally to do that. It fucks with the whole system, and plenty of illegals mooch off of the system.

  • What I mean of "study first, life later" is that, to get a life. You need education! Of course, to get a career! That career will pay you money! You can use that money to raise a family, buy a house, buy a car etc.But unfortunately theres the "failures", people who Start bad in school tend to drop out in high school.

  • I love fake media! ha ha ha so stupid! Hispanics come here for work, when they feel satisfied about their money. They send the money to their family members, they keep half or more. Many of us people don't know that the food we eat was grown by the illegal work force! My parents came here for work and for I could get a better life, an opportunity! I won't let the stupid pop culture influence me! Study first, life later!

  • Every white country on the planet is told to become multiracial. EVERY white country is told to end its own race & culture. No one asks this of ANY non-white country. Immigration and intermarriage is for EVERY white country & ONLY white countries.

    Anti-whites style themselves "anti-racist", but their actions clearly lead to the extinction of one race and only one race, my race, the white race. The true aim of anti-racism is to destroy my race, the white race

    It is genocide

  • This video is dumb. Its making it seem like mexicans are TAKING job and its the illegal mexicans fault why some u.s citizens lose their jobs. But in reallity its the greedy rich cooperations that fire you and hire another person that is willing to get lowwer pay than you. So dont blame illegal mexicans blame the fucking cooperations

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  • Ok, just reading the posts on here. ONN is a comedy show. it's satire, but use humor to show show the absurdity of things we say.

  • Wait $800.000 a Year or a Week......?

  • Tiene usted una problema amigo?

  • hahahaha I love it!!

  • It's funny how any blue-collar guy who complains about getting his wages under-cut by, and losing his job to immigrants, is always branded as an ignorant racist. For example, on the 'South Park' episode, where those Aliens came to live on Earth, and they had the guys complaining about losing their jobs, looking and sounding like ignorant Rednecks. I bet Trey Stone and Matt Parker would change their tune, if 'South Park' was replaced by a cheaper cartoon, made by immigrants!

  • anybody who dose'nt realize this is a joke is stupid.their not taking these type of jobs without going to school.and dont forget their the real and only real people from this land mass you ass. your people are the immigrant and my people were brought here.lol

  • How ugly is that mexican alien

  • WTF. This is only a joke and everyone is discussing immigration.

  • that is one ugly wetback!! even for a wetback!!! lmao

  • Don't forget california, arizona and mexico were occupied before the europeans came. keep that in mind and dont be so arrogant. Why should the u.s, just be white to be great, that is very narrow thinking. i think diversity is good!

  • Sure lets bring all the Brilliant { oxy-moron } Mexicans into this ONCE GREAT COUNTRY Look at all they have done 4 California~?

    ~!

    California was once 90% white & every 1 had 1 Job supported 2 KIDS had & 2 homes & 2 cars & a boat~THAT REALLY SUCKED~!

    NOW ~ 66% Mexican every 1 of them has 7 kids & 2 jobs so they can maybe buy food & 1 shitty car & throw in food stamps~free hospitals & SCHOOLS

    ~!

    & WHAMO...YOU HAVE A ONCE GREAT STATE GOING BANKRUPT ~ shut the fucking borders~ SCUM BAMA

  • "but those words wher written thousands of years ago" I laughed my ass off!

  • hahahahahahahahaha great parody.

  • jaajajjaa this video its very funny

  • ahahaa some thought this was real

  • i think its fake.... xD

  • lmao.. a mexican took his great job xD thats funny..

  • Hey, what if All the posts by people who think these are real newscasts are actually fake, lol.

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  • @jc2kch dude your a fucking dumbass lol. Its a fake video. Quit crying like a bitch.

  • @FavoriteMusic0987654 That reflects your ignorance

  • @FavoriteMusic0987654 yeah the video is fake..but every video onion news video is made based on the truth....they just put it in a sarcastic way.

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  • @jc2kch chavo, no seas tonto, obviamente el video es una broma y al parecer todos lo vimos como una broma menos tu.

  • Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

    The Netherlands and Belgium are more crowded than Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and assimilating with them. Why is it only white countries that MUST be mixed. This is just White genocide.

  • lol thousands of years ago

  • i had to rewind just to make sure i really heard that,lol

  • dumb ass american, mexicans are smarter and we're illegal

  • The only people that favor massive immigration to America are those that benefit from it.

    The USA grew by 100 million in last 40 years nearly all via immigration. Our Legal limits were raised from 250,000 to over one million immigrants a year. We will reach one billion by end of century.

    Immigration is a tax on the working poor and fraudulent worker visa programs are wiping out middle class

    . We need an immigration moratorium now! and no more amnesties

    join numbersusa & read vdare(dot)com

  • That and the billions of dollars being pumped into arms and wars ...

  • your a fucking fagot you know. dumb fuck

  • this is hilarious

  • wow that women is retarded, "those words were written thousands of years ago" lol right...the used won independence in 1776

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  • jesus this is a joke idiot. please never breed.

  • i know, i was joking...

  • dude your just being an asshole, you do know the whole point of this thing is to make a joke out of it. if you cant take shit seriously then dont watch it simple as that

  • yup ur an idiot too...

  • Have Happy Thanksgiving Day. God bless the Pilgrims.

  • that looks so fake

  • hgahaha fuckin old miserable fuck, the system doesn't even care about its own whites. AHAHAH

  • Haaahaaa stupid americans and their laws :DD

  • You can keep all that hatred in your heart for as long as you like but it won't change the facts. The only uprising you'll see is the one for Justice and Dignity for all the working poor of this world.

  • Breaking our laws, scamming our system and violating our sovereignty is hardly Justice and Dignity, cockroach.

  • You can call me whatever you like but I am no less human than you. The only difference between you and I is that you fear what you don't understand.

  • The difference is I believe in America's sovereingty and the enforcement of its laws. You support criminal parasite illegal aliens who leech off the rest of us.

  • Since you support the leeches who break our laws, you deserve to be hated and called names although it is you who hates. We don't need anti-American scum like you.

  • None are more helplessly enslaved, than those who falsely believe they are free.

  • For decades now millions of Mexicans have fled to American "slavery" from Mexican "freedom." ROFL!

  • Here's a good one for you-

    Illegal Aliens Show Their Gratitude

    /watch?v=VYSjFx-Qz4I

  • More Americans have been killed by illegal aliens since 9/11 than have been killed in Iraq and Afghanistan.THAT is the real tragedy. Plus thousands more have been robbed, raped, and molested. Then there are the gangs and drug dealers.

    See my playlist-

    Illegal Immigration: Costs, Crimes and Victims

    Links-

    immigrationcounters (dot) com

    predatoryaliens (dot) com

  • You're incorrect. Why don't you question how many hundred of thousands of innocent civilians have been robbed, raped, molested and killed because of the Iraq and Afghan wars waged by America?

  • Nice non-sequitur pea brain.

    operationbodycount (.) com

  • Some people choose to remain willfully ignorant when they are confronted with truth, and some cowardly insult you as if it were a legitimate way of reasoning. I think you fit both.

  • You're the one who pretends illegal aliens do no harm and makes excuses for them. YOU'RE the ignoramASS, coward.

  • Ever since Clinton signed NAFTA, the poverty level in Mexico has rose significantly. It has destroyed the very same foundation farmers built their lives upon by exploiting Mexico's labor force for the sole production of the US. It's government is as much corrupt as it is in the US so that it why it protects US interest. Anyway, immigrants go to the US to escape the very same conditions that US policy creates which are terrifically atrocious which you'd find if you do some research.

  • That's Mexican Bullshit. You cockroaches argue which ever way suits you, no matter how stupid. It's YOUR governnment that causes the conditions that makes Mexicans flee Mexico. They were leaving Mexico like rats abandoning a sinking ship long before NAFTA. Stop make excuses for yourselves. Man up and take responsibility.

  • Call it what you wish but the facts are quite obvious and interesting if you ask me.

  • The only thing an illegal alien deserves is a one-way ticket home.

    Secure the border NOW! Enforce existing law NOW! E-verify NOW! End birthright citizenship NOW!

    Say no to the Chamber of Commerce cheap labor lobby and the racist, ethnocentric advocacy hate groups like La Raza (THE Race), Mecha, and Lulac.

    Say no to illegal aliens, the Outlaw Employers who profit from them at OUR expense, and the corrupt Rogue Politicians who ENABLE both.

  • More like ASSertions than facts.

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  • Illegal alien parasites receive far more in benefits than the any taxes they pay. Go here-

    immigrationcounters (.) com

    Anyway, it's irrelevant since they're criminals who cheat LEGAL immigrants out of their chance to have the American dream. What part of illegal don't you understand, pal? Oh wait in corrupt Mexico respect for the rule of law is virtually non-existent.

  • The US wages unlawful wars against countries, murders their innocent citizens, exploits their resources, just so that McDonalds' happymeals can be made possible. What a dream for America. You're going to lecture me about respect for the rule of law, then throw that scurvy Bush in Jail for all his war crimes.

  • Employers benefit from illegal aliens at everyone else's expense. It is a de facto subsidy to the employers. Hiring Americans is actually cheaper as we taxpayers save on the social costs. Hiring an American may produce a slightly higher price for some American consumers but that is offset by higher the wages and opportunities for American workers.

  • oh boo hoo.

    'i lost my 800k job and had to move into a house in the hamptons. were still rich and all, but i have to work like an average person now.'

    grow up and make your wife work.

  • lol why does the mexican still dress like a scrub

  • the whole cast look like

    a lie

  • LaRaza babeee!!!

  • Lol!

  • "I refuse to work, so it's been very hard for us."

    xD you gotta love women in this country

  • LoL good one

  • if only they would shoot illegals on sight, maybe they would stop comming here.

    why they "the illegal scum" feel they are better than those who follow the legal process of imigration or why people defend such criminals is beyond me

  • Um, hello, if immigrants were allowed to come to the US legally, don't you think they would?

    Imagine your country screws you over so badly that they take away your home, steal all your money, kill your family. Would you wait until you could cross over to another country legally, like in say, 5-10 years or would you GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE?

    Ignorance is ugly and it only makes you look stupid.

  • @Creativinity7

    Yes Mexico is pretty screwed up to live, and at leas some of them are probably making a reasonable decision to abandon ship.

    BUT Americans have to worry about their own sercurity and saftey first. We can't afford the social programs we have now, we unfortantly can't take care of the rest of the world.

    We can be selective and take the quality people, and try to get them here quickly, but we don't have the room, money, to take care of "everyone"

  • first of all this is not real news, they are making jokes out of it all so dont take it seriously. and what do you mean they made a reasonable decision, they didnt earn the right to come here, some may not be able to afford to get here, but its their fault for not trying to do what they can to earn their rights to be here. they are the reason for our security and safety to be screwed up and the reason why we dont have the room or money for quality people is because of them. just think about it

  • sure but as soon as there is somethin the US wants they go in and take it by any means, i bet if mexico had a shyt load of petrolioum ( fuck the spelling) they wold probably invade it.

  • @bigsmoke53

    Except Mexico does have a lot of oil. They don't have the infrastructure to make it profitable, mainly due to the corruption of the government and/or the power the drug cartels wield.

    Historically we already had a opportunity to take over Mexico, during the time of president Polk we did have a successful invasion of Mexico, and we chose not to add them to the United States.

    Not sure why, but we didn't. Seems kinda dumb considering that Gadsen purchase we made for mere strip

  • yes yes yes shoot them, shoot them kill them all i have a better idea i mean if we spend billions of dollars in war, why not spending it to build a giant electrified fence and then after that a mined field.

    i bet that would reduce every single illegal.ok now give me the novel price i know it is a brilliant idea isn't it yeeehaaaa!

  • americans are to lazy to do that..specially the faggot ones like you that are 23 years old and like "drawing" fucking loser I hope an illegal takes your job cause u are a bad seed and dont deserve to reproduce...u fucking waste of space

  • first of all im 18

    second i was being sarcastic and saying shit that fucking  racist and ignorant people would say.

    I'm a Rastafarian i wish people would be more tolerant towards each other.

  • o i c Im sorry I didnt know u where being sarcastic Im about everybody being treated farely and having equal rights too but sometimes u gotta fight back and bully the bullies so they know how it feels and so they dont fuck with u no more...sorry dude I though u were being serious

  • ROFL!!

  • haha this is funny. poor man having to move to the hamptons. :(

  • i'm glad im not paying taxes anymore

  • You are here too JIM?? lol

  • oh yeah this vid is so freaking real its comical

  • You are more likely to be mugged by a cop in Mexico City than by a teenager. They are the most ass-backward people in this hemisphere. And I don't care how hard working they are because everybody is hard working.

  • God people on the internet are stupid.

  • Actually, I figured it out. It's not that they're stupid, it's that they're prepubescent children who think they know everything but haven't even discovered what a "brain" is for or how to use it.

    Cause I used to be amazed at the ignorance and idiocy or people here, too. But it's not they're fault. Most of these people are 12.

  • Ah, and what excuse do you offer for Mexicans not obeying the law? They don't know any better, they're all mentally 12?

    Just because their country screws them, does NOT give them the right to invade America or any other country, for that matter, anymore than a poor person in America has some magic "right" to invade some other country!

  • why doesn't mexico just fix their crappy country and make it like America?

  • You do realize that America is literally based on immigration, right? Your ancestors were immigrants, so were all your friends' ancestors.

  • lol, that has nothing to do with what i said, i am aware that everyone in america is an immigrate, i dont have a problem with them, but ive been to mexico, were everyone is trying to sell me beads. my problem is that their country does suck and they would rather live in america, so instead of coming here, why dont they just copy us? (seriously? you think i needed to be reminded of that? they teach that in kindergarten)

  • Mexico doesn't have the same resources are USA does. You're retarded.

  • the same resources? most countries trade for stuff they need

  • Exactly, they always consider themselves superior to Europeans, especially Brits and French, but for fucks sake the french helped them have their indepedance in the first place and all of their culture and language is based on what Europe is. And I'm not talking for all Americans, just those stupid RedNecks

  • america thinks their the most richest azomest country in the world their in fuking bankrupt they fuking borrowed money from china and they talk about us

  • Exactly, plus they may have an awesome army, all they do when you try to have an argument with them is say : Our army can kick your ass. STFU and be smart idiots!

  • go back to mexico you beaner

  • @iLikeDirtySpoons Yeah you fucck up, but they came into this country leagally. Why can't you stupid fucks get it straight. And they also didnt cut throat other people out of a job. America will end up just like Mexico if things keep going the way they are and thats a fact jack. It can't be disputed. Top that one!!!!!

  • @tonkatoyboy02 It is the price you pay for living in a post industrial society. Blame it on the Unions demanding high wages for doing something that doesn't deserve high pay. Outsourcing and other low wage workers taking your jobs is the result of progressing society. If you want to continue working your blue-collar job that can be performed by a monkey, take the lower pay or train to do something worthwhile of higher pay. I had to move abroad in order to secure my career, so why can't you?

  • @trehansen Youre a moron and I'm glad you left the country

  • "And they didn't cut throat other people out of a job."

    They didn't cut throat anyone; companies HIRED THEM ILLEGALY, you retard. You want to blame someone, blame to corporations for paying them less. And if you lose your job to an illegal immigrant, then you should probably get an education and set your goals higher. There, problem solved.

  • @Muaguana What about dyslexic people, people with mental illness, or people from broken homes? Don't those people count?

  • @iLikeDirtySpoons Legal immigrants

  • i dont want my country to be obbese and to act like pigs and to borrow money from china i live in america and its a pretty crappy country if yu think about it

  • yeah it is kinda sucky, and there are A LOT of fat people, but even in economic crisis illegals are still coming.

  • humanity does n't even exist! The video is F A K E

  • LOL! Maybe Jose can get some dental work now. They've done such a good job with Mexico, haven't they? LOL!

  • Mexico did not cross the border. the US crossedit. Remember the Manifest Destiny? There have always been mexicans in the Southwest. Mexicans have served and fought in stupid US wars. Acceprt the fact that they are here to stay. Start learning how to eat chile. LOL

  • what a fucking comedy, summer house my ass, there are people on the streets because of this r***sh

  • yes!!!!!!!!!!! take over the USA......

  • wheel gues why you lost your work, you whernt doing nothing alot of yall dont do nothing you pice of shit, thats why they hier us, because we are better, you dumm asses and wee will always be, and it will get even beter, ass we see that yall get what yall deserve, oh and what that stupid kkid sed, yes we are happy knowing that your not,Hahahahahah.

  • it's funny how he goes from a high paying office job to a bust boy at tgif's instead of a job in the middle like retail and that's how you know it's fake like every onion news video !

  • omg c-mon fucking people this is comedy wake up peopleeeeee shit u guys are so stupid...... it's a joke

  • yo it's a joke, the onion news is making fun of people like you, not mexicans

  • stupid fucking mexicans

  • but those words were written thousands of years ago...

    lol probably before the ice age by a neanderthal or something:-) probably right after he sculpted the statue of liberty

  • lmao this isn't real this shit is hilarious

  • hahah that shit is right on dude. Hilarious.

  • Holy shit, What was written 1000 years ago, american wasn't born yet. LOL.

  • i'll work for $400,00, how bout that? i'm chinese

  • i down wit ur lil cuz then fuck that lil white bitch

  • what a stupid joke!!!

  • i agree

  • people that have bin sending me messages i just whant you to know that that message was NO riten by me it was riten by my stupped cuzin wich ama deal with her so stop sending me messages

  • funny clip. I think (and I'm not trying to guess the onion's motives) this clip is mocking the idea that if you get a good job that demands a degree to be successful, you'll lose it to immigrants.

  • no. it mocks the fact that white americans moan about shit even when they're relatively well-off & that mexicans are hard-working.

  • They still take lots of jobs though. They can easily buy a set of fake documents like a SSN in LA and then it's easy to get a job. That is why so many people are against illegal immigration. Yes, our ancestors were immigrants but it's fact we can't take care of the rest of the world. Look at what a massive influx of Mexicans did to my state of California. You'll see that even legal Hispanics are against illegal immigration.

  • ok i didnt say that that was someone els who rote that SO IT WASNT ME

  • i had to freaken subscribe right know becuse i got so freaken pissed with that littel bichy of a girl saying "i hope that mexican man is happy with daddys job" i was like fuck you bich and oooohhhh it must feel so bad to live in a SUMMER HOME and that bich of a wife sayes "and i reffuse to work" what a bich omgosh!!!! with her lazzy ass that why were takeing over how do you like me know!!!!!!!

  • This isn't real, bro... Everything you mentioned was just to make the whole thing more funny.

  • I guess you missed the part where it is not real and it is a joke.

  • -bitch has a t

    -refuse has one f

    -lazy has one z

    -now doesn't have a k in it anywhere

    -I'm betting it was you, and you're ashamed that you didn't realize it's a joke. thus, the "it wasn't me" line to save what dignity you have left.

  • lol! thousands of years ago

  • lol!!

  • Yeah, that was my favorite part

  • 1:41 "i refuse to work." lol.

  • Bwahahaha "you can't imagine what it's like, to live year round.. in your summer home.."

  • No worries...

    True, America is currently a feeding bin for politicians and huge corporate interests, but we're about to have one hell of a revolution...

    It ain't gonna come from Barack Obama's desk, but he can help too

  • Why isnt the usa a welfare state like all the other modern "westernized" countries , wheres their free healthcare , wheres their job seekers allowance , child benefits ?

  • PLEASE go to one of those mediocre countries and lick the hand that feeds you!

  • feeds me lol ? i grow everything myself im on those eco self sufficient people and the meat i get is from local farmer only and i dont eat out to save on money so your point really makes no sense to me , i feed myself

  • I say just get rid of welfare PERIOD for EVERYONE. Dont have 10 kids if you dont plan to work >_>

  • Yeah, I second that motion.

  • and they know shit other than shooting guns?give'em welfare,because their wives refuse to work lije that snobby bitch in the video,wake up idiots

  • close ur borders and u might as well fuck urself,unless obama is not as stupid as the average american,americans live in houses and pay mexicans 10 dollars to clean their mansion,talk about justice.half the people workin in the world headquarters of microsoft over in the states are romanian,and another quarter are asian,u brainless twats,no wonder the world economy is crashin,because the idiots got lucky with the aid of smart presidents,wat u gonna do wen troops come home,

  • the size of that house,oh noo,how is it living in a summer mega house,u snobby muther fucker,get a grip,with the experience u could get a job for a bit less,in europe in ireland in particular the houses are all the same and every1's happy because every1 chips in,by the way,theres no such thing as true americANs,americans are hispanic or english or irish, a true american is the native americans that u bastards killed and burnt their villages for land,this is like propaganda tv,s

  • die you stupid mother fucker, if your so fucking retarded that you cant tell this video is fake and is a joke then shoot urself in the fucking face you dumb mother fucker, and people say AMERICA is stupid hahaha I dont even want to know where your dumb faggot ass is from

  • ...lol

  • i`ts funny

  • ha haaaaaaa

    from nelson!!!

    the simpsons

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!ha ha ha ha ha

  • THEY took yourrrr Job!