George Carlin - My Pets

[xuerebx]

"Couldn't care less", George! :P

[Tygerlily179]

The dog just wanted to play leap frog D:

[EasyExpertVillage]

the dislike bar is as short as moe's dick. lol

[imthetank3]

MOE DISLIKED THIS VIDEO 3 TIMES

[david1550123]

the end is just genious xD

[EarlOfEs]

Vern disliked this video three times, for each part he lost

[RedPaganPunk]

At 5:26 the cat looks so ashamed!

[iscottm]

lol man, what is going ON

[wepmajoe]

I didn't think that a master of the english langauge like Carlin could make the "could care less" mistake

Yeah I'm a nitpicking fucker for pointing it out, I know.

[chwenhoou]

First time I saw this and the photos at 5:20 (friend of the family recorded it for us), my mom and I laugh so hard we needed to pause the show just to catch our breaths. XD God bless George Carlin.

[CounterNerd]

I'm gonna start using the expression "Cuter than a dick"

[TorontoBoi]

OMG i have a one-balled, horny Maltese too! This was too funny.....poor Vern's expression at the end, LMAO.

[P27Barreta]

poor Vern

[KR33TAR]

RRROFL @ MOE'S FACE. AHAHAHAHA. poor Vern. xD

[joedgordon1]

one person is a fucking asshole

[SLjimbolian]

5:31 Moe got his "u gon get rape" face on.

[ToXIClcArApA]

@o1o1s1 Verne couldn't care less...

[brainiac554]

@o1o1s1 your a fucking asshole

[bloodyfartbubble]

George Carlin had to have been the most awesome person ever! Sadly, I didn't get into him until after he died

[ToXIClcArApA]

@bloodyfartbubble That last sentence looked a bit homo....

[stfwho]

@bloodyfartbubble sounds like necrophilia

[vonkiser]

thats funny shit man. Damn he was a great wasnt he?

[brainstorm623]

"Fixed? Shit, it wasn't even broke, man!"

"Oh, they broke now!"

[jermhatesyouall]

My jaw is fuckin killing me right now.

[s0denone]

@jermhatesyouall

Maybe get a doctor to look at that then, you piece of shit.

Oh, it was from laughing? Then go suck a cock.

[Tacoburger11]

@s0denone Wtf is your problem...? o.o

[TheRamsesII]

This is one of my all time favorite Carlin bits..

[TashaRichardsonFan]

The pictures is adorable and so cute.

[snowflame8264]

And thus, CatDog was born!

[weaponsmaster89]

4:11 made me laugh till i thought i was gonna pass out even in death mr carlin u continue to make poor bastards like us laugh and vomit at that same time *bows*

[pgpapas]

...yeah, take a little off the cuff - and CUT HIS NUTS OFF!!!! lol x rofl !

[AKQJ40]

MOE HUMPIN' FERN! ROFLMAO

[scottreiburn]

miss you, george. miss you man. 

[MyJim1111]

he would make the dryest people laugh, very funny

[da9illest821]

the dry food is a true thing, my cat tigger died cause it got blocked.

[yutzwagon2]

George was always so happy on the subject of animals.

[teacherB32]

"Cuter than a dick" ....hilarious

[enlightened2life]

@teacherB32 He says that he wants his tombstone to read..."He was here a minute ago."

[graaar]

Carlin was one of the only people who could talk about his dog or cat or airlines without seeming like a cliche lazy comedy prick. He always found a new angle.

[TheOmegaeyes]

Wow, Moe looks a little bit like Carlin,lol!

[outtagoodnamesdangit]

Until he showed the pictures I thought he was just making that shit up.

[ModeLTU]

Jesus, those pictures at the ened killed me xD

[rooster62379]

that was great

[DarkElfMairead]

I know too much tuna can give them bladder crystals.

[DarkElfMairead]

My mom's little Bichon is a female and neutered, and she keeps trying to rape my male cat XD or my leg, or this big stuffed pink poodle.

[prjustin12792]

that poor cat just wanted a dick somewhere lol

[MixesAndStuff]

2:26 thats the first time i've ever seen Carlin laugh at his own joke haha

[glide19]

he's not broke..he is now..xD

[GHOSTBGA]

The pics at the end are fucking hilarious XD No one funnier than George Carlin.

[poderr]

Peace.

[Cavator]

"I swear on my mothers tits." I got to start using that one, it sounds really reliable.

[darkdood333]

XD omg thats funny shit

[RenegadeOfFunk00]

I bet my mom would keep my nuts if I got mines cut off.

[jfhgksjdhfk]

uhh i dont think getting your balls cut off wouldb be iof any benefit

[vool91]

I do, it would stop him from pro-creating.

[jfhgksjdhfk]

thats messed up....

[DarkElfMairead]

well it does prevent testicular cancer, keeps him from spraying or fighting, etc

[WHITEINSANITY]

OMFG! LOL the man doesnt lie about his comedy!

[dailydols]

from which show is that?

an HBO special I missed??

[sevendst19]

@dailydols

I dont remember seeing this one either. I would remember if I had. I thought I had seen all his HBO specials.

[madmartyr17]

holy shit i love george carlin, please post more