Worst Break Up Ever

[wrestlewithgod]

| I dedicate this to my dear, Jenna. You heart thieving bitch. -ahem- I must be composed. Yes. XD Ha ha. I loved this, man.

[toastslut]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!



[MissionExterminate]

This really hits me dude. The statement in this video is so bold. I love it, I've been thinking a lot lately about death and so far... it happens to everyone man. And that's ok. There's no shame in letting time work its natural course.

[phantomsyren]

lmao!

[LukeLovesRose]

This should be the response to Kate's character in The Lady and The Logan. But, I don't know the reasons for this extreme, hate-filled reaction.

[jagarmck]

Oh, and if you have any last thoughts... keep them to yourself caus nobody gives a fuck...... TOODLES ^.^

[santodkewl]

u should be in movies... hope i could see u soon there... :D

[babemarsh]

Holy shit. I couldn't breathe halfway through when he said he was going to end her life. So wicked!

[TheUnrealStudios]

this should be emailed to every ex girlfriend who has caused us men misery beyond words

[ZsuperluigiZ]

@TheUnrealStudios fight the power

[mynamehere45]

Saw it coming

[BoriquaBoY34]

Legally kill *her

[BoriquaBoY34]

@srdiaz srry I don't have a script but basically it's the dude sayin he hates his girlfriend for like 2 min then he says he's resolved to kill her. He tells her he has her family's full support and permission and that the president pardoned him so he can legally kill herald that he has a special ops team assigned for that very task, *aka the guy who snaps her neck at the end*. Ik my *translation* sucks big time but I tried lol. Hope it helps!

[KuwaitF22]

I hope your Uterus gets sucked out your asshole.

By a Gremlin.

With a straw.

LMFAO

[snowwarrior03royals]

if you put make up on him he looks like the clown from it

[Durzavon]

I'm sorry. You're just not terribly important to me.

[A7X070XD]

haha they have a nice surrounding area...but there eating pizza

[Satsujintekisuito]

thumbs up if you have a chat noir poster as well

[morgankim96]

they're so good at acting!

[TOOLAPC68]

"yes. Now if you could please keep your cunt mouth closed so i can finish."

[vulcan045]

I love how the guys all like yellow! , TOODLES

[thelonelygoth]

LMFAO!! BRILLIANT!! LOVE IT!!

[TheBp5000]

uh hu.... wait what? lol!!! i love it.

[imanovic86]

Spontaneous human combustion? Is that even real? come on...

[LukeLovesRose]

I love how Katie is ignoring him, while looking at her nails. So realistic.

[chickenfat97]

Toodles!

[KBAYIZZ]

Brilliantly executed. Love the monologue good sir

[cruhg]

the title is misleading. this is the best break up ever

[SimonHharrison]

people should be told explicitly that this is the end .. and confess the truth, "you fucking bitch and I hate you for wasting my life "

[XxXChattycattyXxX]

This is fucking hilarious, 'if you have any last words please keep them to yourself, cause no body gives a fuck' lmfao, this guy should be famous!

[Lamar154]

Charley Brown came to mind

[LaughATmeComedy]

this video made me laugh so loud , i love your videos they hilarious , spontanious ovary combustion hahahahahahaha

[sorry8140]

thumbs up if you feel that way about your gf

[SoccerShadow]

with a straw

[TheHelifreak4]

the best part of wakin up is no more commercials

[wasnice98]

@TheHelifreak4 NO the best part of waking up is still folgers in your cup

[FixxaDubstep]

by a gremlin... with a straw

[chessdog13]

Her face is just priceless xD 4:09

[Cosplayification]

I broke up with my Ex the same way...

[gamerguy1991]

Oh my this is so funny and well written

[punkacete]

Toodles!

[ThePokeyPictures]

i wuld fuck that girl

[kviper52]

funny as fukkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[zero777ph]

she's hot i wonder why he hated her

[bigfabe12]

sam fisher?

[TheHelifreak4]

@bigfabe12 why did you say sam fisher

[bigfabe12]

@TheHelifreak4 the ninja guy in the background... sam fisher

[TheHelifreak4]

@bigfabe12 oh ok sorry

[eraserheadtoker]

great!

[MikeMaestro757]

"spontanious ovary combustion"

[TheAstonMartian]

She has nice boobs.

[BlokPartyProductions]

owned!!!!!

[everybodyclapurhands]

dude... i gotta say this is a bit cruel, but that is quit defiantly the most fearsome burn i have ever heard. i mean dang dude... that is cold

[zx123ox]

this is one of my breakups made into youtube

[profcuddlebuns08]

owned lol

[RedChidori79]

I. FUCKING. HATE. BAD. ACTING. nah jking, i ... dont know how to tell u this...but this was HILLARIOUS xD

[ItheSwick]

Some awesome acting by the girl.......

-.- lol

[justwow13]

damn this girl must of sucked ass

even that serial killers mom gave more of a fuck for him, than this mom's girl

XD

[OmgItsCHEEZ]

Best break-up ever!

[GuidedFireWind]

The girl was certainly broken...

[HDM111]

my last relationships end got close this extreme. she deserved it though

[mattatthome]

.....this is how i usually breakup with girls xD

[fanguchiha12]

Best break up ever...why didnt i think of that.

[srdiaz]

i'm deaf, anyone have CC, or the script?? I don't understand the whole video.

[xXDEATHxxMAYxxCRYXx]

What kinda buzz kill dislikes this?

[TheXXXted]

Anyone else notice he's got "Mr Glass" hair in this vid?

[kitchean]

i luved his look when he said toodles

[vampiregirl423]

toodles lolololol

[jasalisa1]

First of all ,if I was her, I would be out the room as soon as he said that he is going to kill me. I wouldn't be still sitting there listening to his speech. Even though I find

it interesting for a odd reason, but the thing is he wasn't talking to me so it didn't freak me out.

[lacostemedia]

best dialog i have ever heard. just awesome.

[JaredFury]

With a Strawwww!

[lolol00l]

WITH A STRAW!

[quickestwhiteboy]

Lmao 

[boynamedsu18]

Your acting here was fucking great, you looked completely dead inside hahaha

Well done

[MagusAsuki]

That's probably how Nerds Break-up !!

[ghworldtour1000]

and if you have any last words...please keep them to yourself,because nobody gives a fuck. lmao so funny

[lubbmywiiffeyy13]

Best Break Up Ever.!!!!

Spontaneous Ovaries Combustion.!!!

[torres1108]

that was amazing!!! incredible script and performance

[Chaingangsoldiernit]

could have been a bit more violent...just saying.

[H0leInTheSky]

"..by a gremlin...with a straw" XDDD

[mooremusic98]

HAHAHAHAHA cheered me the fuck up!

[PageofLegend]

forget breakin all the rules, this is the fucking gu ou need to call!

[snatchadams69]

LMAO government sanction!?!? LMAO

[fullercircle4200]

Fucking loved it!

[Brendan2080]

with a straw. OMFG lmfao!!!

[13steps2n0where]

"Oh and if you have any last words, please keep them to yourself, because nobody gives a fuck....Toodles!" LMFAO

[nordhoffkid]

that chick is hot....I could put up with her

[MaciasV8]

Hey can I get script for that sketch??I wanna memorize it before I go to my boss to quit my job:D

[MrGibsonguitarman]

WITH A STRAW

[furrienn]

Holy shit that was fucken amazingly hilarious.

[heyzuz23]

Now I do realize this may be a whole lot to take in at once, but fortunately I'm relieved of having the burden of giving a shit... hahaha I gotta use this line someday

[anceintsz]

Spontaneous Ovary Combustion! XD

[tair0ne]

I'm very impressed with your articulate vocabulary, despite what your unsignificant other thought. Oh and Sam, you really are quite the stealthy ninja!

[Narryaque]

"I hope your ovaries ignite in flame...spontaneous ovary combustion...and hope your uterus gets sucked out your ass hole...by a gremlin...with a straw." Evil yet so creative. XD

[CapnemmyBoo]

the video isnt showing up on my computer, every other video works, but this one is my favorite.

[epichazel]

"8D Toodles."

[DoctorRorshach]

"Go ahead and say hi, Sam."

"Yello"

[Citrine0Topaz]

"Now I know this may be a lot to take in at once, but fortunately I'm relieved of having the burden of giving a shit" ...

"Oh and if you have any last words please, keep them to yourself, because nobody gives a fuck"

That's 2 lines of EPIC WIN right there.

[BigBlueBang]

But...she's hawt. Dx

[LittleMissMisfit11]

@BigBlueBang dude, many chicks are smokin hott. . but some bitches just arent worth it. .

[00samarkand00]

very noble break up that was :D

[elroid]

Ninjas, they're fucking everywhere !!!

[grkmalaka12]

@elroid you just dont know, cause you cant see them.

[Meda4Chasen]

Bravo very good video

[ellmister]

Slow start, but legendary.

[Stanislasky89]

WTF?

[geraskewes]

boooring...

[darkcipher93]

This was awesome.

[LukeLovesRose]

After seeing Katie in your other videos, it's hard to "hate" her at all. She's just too good.

[superscatboy]

I just love it when a single gag is dragged out for five minutes. Oh hang on, sorry, I mean IT SUCKS DICK. Easy mistake to make.

[duckmanham]

@superscatboy If you're retarded.

[DrUpthebum]

@superscatboy AGREED! wat a massive pile of dog shit! infact i have seen piles of dog shit that make me laugh more than this! if i saw the fag in this video i would beat the shit out of him!

[reav3rtm]

Sam? Sam Fisher?

[GutterDoll138]

Fatality! lol

(Wow...Brutal)

[fdaen]

Over an year now, and this video is still one of my favorite, most funny ever on youTube. :)

[darkraerae]

This is why you do not want to piss off a geek! We know what we're talking about :P

[Audi134]

That was hard! That dude is sinister...

[SchwertHamster]

:D i thought she might end up with sam in the end

[9spaceboy]

wow she is hot

[superscatboy]

@9spaceboy Nope, she's just average. Don't worry, puberty will make you feel like that about every woman you see for the next few years - but you'll get over it though. Welcome to manhood.

[duckmanham]

@superscatboy Although, I do like you :D.

[muzikgod88]

wow is all i got to say

[Sulvuss]

Dude, you guys are raw. Pure laughs. That guy was beyond rage.

[TkMis]

Whoa. I started to drift off halfway until he said he was gonna kill her. Whoa

[amandarocio14]

your fucking hair scares me!!!

[sasuke101tx]

like a girl that pretty would be in a relationship with him to begin with.. let alone get dumped by the guy.. overall- pretty funny though

[thehiredhit]

Just because you are so blatently gay and lame to carry the name of some loser cartoon character so most probably also be so lame as to never have had a girlfriend in your lame little life, does not mean ur pathetic fate is shared by all others...

[sasuke101tx]

@thehiredhit aww, is that what you do in your free time? bully around people on the internet? get a life moron

[thehiredhit]

ahhh my friend, it is you who is the moron to make the assumption that there man is not capable of having a girlfriend (according to you)... you have shown how shallow you really are...sad but true. dont you have an episode of some cartoon that completely occupies your life to go watch?

[SupaFresh208]

Wow its like having my thoughts said out loud....my girlfriend should see this.

[someone6878]

this chick sure sounds like a bitch

[atPeace101]

mmmmm...i wonder....

[SevereRepugnance]

"I hope your uterus gets sucked out your asshole by a gremlin with a straw", hahaha!

[CounterSlaps]

GO SAM!!!!

[Cotygeek]

This was...inspiring.

[myaccpwnsurs]

Lol.. I rofled at the ending.

[NxUnit]

shes hot i wouldent dump her

[db500092]

you smoke drugs

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

=) Toodles!

xD

[CalumAlex]

"yes, no if you could please keep your cunt mouth closed untill i have finished... thank you" LMFAO

[Freedomfoe07]

That was... that was good. That was funny :D

[sabrinaclaus]

"now if you have any last words, please keep them to yourself, cause no one gives a fuck"

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

[jbeezyKFF]

Dude I wish broke up with my gf this way

[thehiredhit]

BooYaaah

[DeadtreeFilms1]

This is how my last 3 relationships should have ended.

[DaMeatShield]

"and everyone agrees, it is in the best interest of humanity that u do not continue to live." lmfao best line ever

[creaturebotman]

Worst Break Up Ever ?

NO!

Change it!

BEST Break Up Ever!

[peterpuppyboy]

hahaha" with a straww"

[EAWingZeroGundam]

yeah!!!!! she got owned by sam fisher(splinter cell)

[LynnLoveSausage]

Toodles.

Lol. Awesome

[Fiz0o0]

Awesome , i am going to follow your lead :D

[lucianneavez]

thanks! now i know how to break up with my boyfriend =)

[conanclos]

@lucianneavez Hey! Hear you're breaking up with your bf. How you doin'? ;)

[pippintfc]

need subtitles ;/

[edmundtayhokim]

you need english class.

[BlaqSaphire]

AHAHAHHAHAAHa this is awesome!

[sargientcupcake]

AHAHAH I LOVE SAM

[ReillyDude]

looks like a pretty good breakup to me

[TishRocks]

Loved it! Tricia, you dragged that comment on too long.

[Mroodlesofnoodles]

..with a straw

LOOL

[TriciaCrafts]

I don't really understand why everyone is saying this video is so great...I guess it's ok...but 5 minutes? come on....you dragged it on too long, I giggled once.

[RDJM1995]

lmao  "say hi sam"

SAM:"hello"

[hawkz1001]

lma fucking o

[sweetsupergirl17]

dude this shit is fucking hilariousssssss omg for real ovary combustion lmaooooo

[MrBennyStoned]

Dude, EPIC breakup. lmao, I'm so glad I found ur channel man, u have yet to disapoint me

[jroc24931]

best fuckin ninja ever!!!

[killingman22]

it is so f ing funny it would be more funny if you bleeped out the kuss words rofl

[daiadawn]

That's gonna be me and my boyfriend right there XD

[stryker4750]

god shes so sexy when she says wait what ?

[BrascoPOET]

say hello to sam hahaha

[mjherby]

Thank you for this video....this is me right now

[joejoejoker572]

I love your words dude and the way you start the video and the way you speak. Please keep your cunt mouth closed. LMAO!

[lukeskywalker993]

wow, i'm trying to think of a worse break-up... fail.

[ManuABG]

Too bad, she was cute. Sorry, my Y chromosome just talked.

Very talented performance anyway, I saw some of your other videos, including the dark knight interrogation scene, and some of them, including the previously mentionned one, are fucking brilliant. Congratulations to you !

[Xleptix]

BRAVO! BRAVO! Sam and the Christ-like man both proformed stupendiously! 5 Giagantic STARS *****

[manualmaschine]

fucking hilarious! xD hot chick though...

[comawhite13]

I wonder if Sam is named after the Mr. Fisher of the same name...

Great vid :D

[reeree907]

the things he's thinking i've thought before haha hilarious

[HardkoreRocker]

execution speech much loool this is the best thing ive ever seen man lol

[timberweasel]

Great job! Thanks for the power laugh!

[pieandbutteredsoup]

funny

[stryfe23]

Funniest Fucking Thing Ever..............