dave chappelle - michael jackson

[omgitsbrooke1]

wait, did MJ really suck that kids penis? Did the kid say that??? someone answer plz

[Zyklowa]

"i can only say tha cause micheal is a freak. if id say this jokes about priests everyone would be dead silent"

*dead silence*

*are you kidding me look on daves face*

[MrSpunkshooter]

his white voice kills me all the time 

[einrib4truth]

No body should feel intimidated about Publicly Speakng-out against these Hidden Parasites who Control/Own our Media and the "Information(?)" Dave Chappelle is Brilliant! and I've heard him many times Hint towards these Hidden Parasites but for obvious reasons, never goes that extra mile. Well it's Time EVERYONE went that extra Mile and "Woke-UP" to WHO these Hidden Parasites are who constantly DECEIVE and LIE to US! Dave is FANTASTIC!

[eatrejosm]

dave is always on point...respect to him

mj innocent

[addz1111]

dave chapelle should be careful...being this open and honest..

he could get assassinated

[lions4life2]

@addz1111 That is why he left the United States. He knows.

[iadf]

folks it hurts me to say it

[magua4]

i think chappelle secretly believes in illuminati-esque conspiracies. thats part of why he quit his show and all that stuff. everybody should check out his interviews, hes an extremely intelligent guy

[catfishmudflap]

It only took 14 seconds before he articulated the first F*** word.

[Jen321able]

I've been watching stand up comedy for about an hour and a half now. This is the longest I've gone on youtube without someone asking for thumbs up.

[liyaliya1225]

Loll thts a good host

[SnugglePuma]

"This was your wish, not mine!"

[SnugglePuma]

"That is a good host! God damn, what else do you want?"

[dalihendrix]

pedo pan was a cookies and warm milk retard. never once had shown any desire for a beautiful young doll meat chick

[utubesqueeze]

Only Chappelle could get away so sharply with material like this! Superb :)

[michaeljacksonlov6]

i miss michael

[StupidShinigami]

Can't tell who I love more, Chappelle or Eddie Murphy. They are both just so good!

[s0bad]

@StupidShinigami chappelle hands down. because both make you laugh but only chappelle can educate you while he does it. Pure genius.

[Sindle]

hahaha

[distraction2k4]

I thought you were dying in 2 weeks, what happened to that motha f**r,!!??!!

[toubapatouba]

"funny" is such a poor word to describe this!

[TheMrmi22]

brave man:)

[CoolerKing37]

This kid is 10 years old, he don't remember Thriller!

[brebritaylor]

his voice is funnnyyy

[xelbaga1987]

don't know why some idiots & jealous bitches hatin' on dave.he's the shit

[MilaLylajb789]

ha uk rules

[wpbwycfm2010]

this is way more realer than how katt willaims and chris rock talked about michael.. and funnier

[DonRMB]

@wpbwycfm2010 That's because Dave adds a nice touch of "Conspiracy theory" to the issue. Dave knows what's going on..

[bboyMojo2590]

@wpbwycfm2010 I dont even find katt williams funny, not chris rock so much either lol

[TesDB]

@bboyMojo2590 i think katt is some what funny he has his jokes and chris rock just yells his jokes but he also as a few but dave is by far the best living comedian to me

[quicksliversbutt]

@wpbwycfm2010 more realer? realer? are you serious?

[bolch88bb8]

@wpbwycfm2010 all of the opinions of all these comedians was very valid....chapelle has alwasy been the more intelligent of the bunch....katt williams is as real as real can be and chris rock just brought it from a real fan's point of view....all equally great bits...

[KingofPepsi]

LOL!! This is funny. But, I don't think MJ ever put in a rollercoaster in Neverland. He planned to but it never happened.

3:28- "Let alone a rollercoaster ride and my (beep) (beep)!!"- LOL!!

Just want to say, MJ's Defense lawyer DESTROYED the second accuser and his family in court. They were busted in sooo many lies. Michael trusted and was betrayed by many, many people. God Bless You, Michael!!

[Razzle162]

His white guy voice impression is hilarious

[cwp4eva]

Folks it hurts me to say it

[gillster347]

This is more truth then anything else, I love this clip!!!!! Give me a fuckin break, he don't remember thriller

[NsTrainMan07]

" ....Mother-fucker that is a good host!!! "

[conkerzgrate]

he makes a point

[berthanator17]

:)

[badgirl15able]

2:08-2:10 "cum on give me a fuckin break,this kid is 10 years old ,he dont rememba thrilla wat da f*** he wat 2 meet mj 4" lol! dat was da only part dat i found funny it was just da way he said it.most of da time i laugh @ how comedians say a joke.not always wat dey say.but dat was funny.on the otha hand luv M.J. ,n totaly disagree with dave.i mean cum on.do yhu know how many kids around da world luvs his music people of all ages luv him. just becuz dat boy was only 10 doesnt make nun suspicious

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

you nigger said

oh belevedere come here boy

/watch?v=e2eLQPehLyo

oh chubby checker but not the right (white) one

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

what constitution first BLACK vapor president

meetings lolobama

/watch?v=fEHVR9Hj_b0

[Thexxweekend]

michael didn't do anything....but this is ultra funny :D

[IrishGary1]

amazing timing and voice...world class standup

[TechNubian1]

Black Archaeologist

[valtsm98]

Mj is innocent. He did nothing wrong

[IrishGary1]

haha this kid gets stringer everytime i see him

[PhuongOdellrj96]

hmz i can make you go crazy

[Supaduck0]

on a serious note, "who knows" is correct

[RAR6063]

Obviously those accusations were bullshit and its funny how now that hes dead everyonrs coming out and saying they love him! Well where was the love when he needed you to support him through this court trial, we humans are despicable! It always takes something bad happening for us to realise were in the wrong, atleast I was indifferent about michael I didnt hate him but I didnt particularly love em either he was a great artist to me!

[Chard804rizzy]

Lmfao!! Dave funny a fucc ni66a!!

#naybah60d

[Nickthebeartv]

@Chard804rizzy The fuck did you just say?

[1AZCRAZ]

Haha fuck you Fab Dave is one of the funniest comedians of all time and Michael Jackson got hit by karma he DID IT!!!!!

[950119ty15]

damn funny



[Fab11144]

Dave is stupid as hell and is NOT funny at all...weakest comedian ever! MJ didnt do any of that shit idiot! Go smoke some more weed...you'll never be Eddie Murphy!

[AtrociousB]

@Fab11144 You act like you were personally there. Nigga he's a comedian and it's just jokes. Why would you be on a Dave Chappelle video if you don't find him funny anyway?

[elleryburnette]

@AtrociousB thank you please school these dummys about comedians

[n3m005]

@Fab11144 moar QQ

[inyourfacevideos96]

@Fab11144 what the fuck, man? dave was funny as fuck when he did stand up so shut the fuck up retard

[ezioauditore1122]

@Fab11144 Are you high?!? this man is a genius of a comic, I met the mother fucker and he is damn funny, you have no idea what you are talking about.

[69thewatchersees]

This same thing comes up about the abuse twice while he was alive. why settle out of court the first time? He may not have been guily of abuse but he sure was guilty of not having common sense.

[dmac0824]

let alone a roller coaster ride and my dick sucked lmaooo dis man is Boss!!

[MrMoonwalker4ever]

All Those 9 Allegations Made Against MJ Were All False

MJ Came Out The Court As An Innocent Dude

C'mon Dave Find Someone Else To make Fun Of

This Really Hurt me As An MJ Fan

[thebeardlessman]

@MrMoonwalker4ever

Yeah dude, this skit was before the motherfucker died, or even got out of court.

[sYnergy626]

@MrMoonwalker4ever Not to further your pain but keep in mind that just because he was not found guilty does not mean he didnt do it. The judicial system is all corrupted, for example how about OJ simpson found innocent when eveyone knows he did it or casey anthony same thing and now dr conrad will for surely be found innocent also.

Michael I think might have been guilty despite his great music and as a entertainer. One thing is to be a fan but plz dont be a crazy fanatic. Only god deserves that

[HarpoTheVillain]

@sYnergy626 You're on one thing; just because he was FOUND guilty doesn't mean he WASN'T guilty.

Still, it means it is very likely he wasn't guilty. Not guilty on 14 counts out of 14 has got to count for something, right? Furthermore, Michael Jackson was absolutely never a pedophile-type person. Pedophiles are dominant, MJ was very submissive. He was a child himself, playing with other kids. He kept himself on the same level as the kids. Because make no mistake, MJ had mental issues. But still.

[DalilaGinaqs82]

lool Im a student, living by herself, in love with fashion

[mancheromanchero]

chappelle took too much shrooms one day and came out of it with a different head. hence his insightful comedy, dealing with societal,political,and cultural problems.

[luckyisbest]

@mancheromanchero really ? Shrooms? So that' the secret of life....should have guessed it! Going in the forest behind my house, if i don't come back in 1year...call off the search, don't wanna come back

[mancheromanchero]

@luckyisbest hahahah you're so funny :/ if you went astray, no one would be searchin for your ass, anyway.

p.s don't come back.

[joseph941000able]

@mancheromanchero Stupid

[MrCaptain221]

@mancheromanchero Lol, you don't get social and political insight from shrooms xD. You get social and political insight from being perceptive about the mechanics of the world. Silly.

[TheAleshaK]

dave chapelle's white voice is like eddie murphys!! XD

[xCHICxWITHxINKx]

the illuminati set m.j. up .. just sayin

[batmitekiller]

482 white ppl dislike this

[FilmCreatureCom]

@tefflon89 I guess it was either rapper or basketball player or professional prisoner. If you're over 25 and alive, congratulations!

[tefflon89]

YO WUS GUD. THIS IS TEFFLON RON IMA UP AND COMING RAPPER STRAIGHT OUT THE WEST COAST (EAST OAKLAND). SUPPORT ME AND LISTEN 2 MY MUSIC AND TELL ME WHAT U THINK. UTUBE/TEFFLON89

[vinnothelizard]

this guy is the worst ever !! nonsense rubbish!!

[MrBigYum]

it's the guy; not the gimick..

some can make it work better than others..

[Delontefukaz]

"This how you repay me?"Classic.



[splitlogboy913]

@Delontefukaz i thought u was dyin in two weeks muthaphukka what happened to that sh*t?!

[Delontefukaz]

"I don't think he did it...Im not gonna say I don't think he did it. That's to strong."

[singledad1234]

infowars com

henrymakow com canadian phd

youtube NEW WORLD ORDER

youtube agenda 21

wake upi WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

iraq was a LIE

911 was a lie  when will the world wake up

the gulf of TONKIN NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED

[elgarcia125]

This was posted before mj was dead so calm down

[CJJACKSON77]

shut up he is innocent

[Cryptopsy666]

@CJJACKSON77 more like dead. So it's over. Move on.

[Floydnewalla24]

@CJJACKSON77 was... he aint alive he dead, whats wrong i say u he dead...... family guy kfc

[LOTTWORTH]

try this prety funny search Rodgers General Contractors Joe Bob on youtube

[a1cdlr2009]

477 ppl went to there friends crip, and didnt get their dick sucked, lol... dave chappelle is the shit, and i hope he's coming back to stand up!!!

[faresbadboy]

hahahahaha the end kiilled me !! dave's the fucking king <3

[msaqualady85]

"You Get Strong Every Time I see You.." Roflmbo

I ♥ Dave Chappelle

I ♥ Dave Chappelle

I ♥ Dave Chappelle

I ♥ Dave Chappelle

[WRAFofzelichking]

I FED YOU I SUCKED YO DICK AND THIS IS HOW U REPAID ME MOTHAFUCKA? THIS WAS YO WISH NOT MINE HHAHAHAH

[MsEdwanda]

The best comedian ever!!

[NazzMaximillion]

MJ forever, fuck the bullshit.. funny video though

[juicyked1]

I could not stop laughing. Haaaaaahaaaaa! We love you Michael!

[MichaelJacksonlov821]

I dont think he did it

[themilkmon]

Mike, God, this little boy AND Ja Rule! I'm tellin' ya

[ComoLaFlorr]

I cant believe america really thought the poor man did it.. unbelievable what television can make you think !! Its all part of the iluminati Ive learned lots of that first thought it was weird and crazy.. is all the truth about tv and medium MJ will always be the greatest.. i loveee dave but comparing him to usher, like,, are u serrious dve?

[fredfinks]

He's awesomely funny, but goddamn he's a conspiracy nut.

Dave, dont go crazy!

[AxtoxthexJ]

@fredfinks i feel sorry for you

[fredfinks]

@AxtoxthexJ

My comment on him being a conspiracy nut doesn't really have anything to do with this vid. Just other stuff he's said from time to time. Sorry if you misinterpreted it that way. Dave is way way way saner than poor jacko could ever hope to be.

If your comment means something else, i don't know what you're talking about willis.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@fredfinks if somebody think or at less used his MIND. he gonna be a conspiracy nut ? and i wonder WTF is goin on in that so called america.

[fredfinks]

@AxtoxthexJ

I'm not in the states dude. Also what are you talking about using his mind? Who doesn't? A corpse.

I'm talking about 911 being an inside job, faked moon landings etc, - it doesn't make him less of a comedian. It makes him a conspiracy nut. I don't mean a nut as a person fit for a mental institution who needs a straight jacket. I like the guy! English not your first language?, maybe something lost in translation.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@fredfinks if your not american then why the fuck you care about 9.11 and what "faked moon landings" have to do with this, dude you just pushing your self. and i know what you mean by NUT!! now if looked ((before)) 9.11 and used YOUR MIND you will see ppl (researchers,politicians,etc) talking about events that will change the world and it even hidden in the damn movies you assbag

[fredfinks]

@AxtoxthexJ

Why am i concerned about 911?  Um , maybe important world affairs??? I brought up 911 and faked moon landings because you didnt understand what a 'conspiracy nut' is.

I cant speak to you, you are a fucking moron. Not because of you're view, just because you're impossible to talk to. All of this over an offhanded remark about Chappelle. No more, lets not jam up this video's comments anymore.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@fredfinks its not about chappelle am just telling you that everything its not what it seems...

[LOTTWORTH]

check the out very funny type on youtube ... rodgers general contractors joe bob (dave would be proud)

[smithraymond09029]

You have to love his "white man voice".

[sxccccccccccccccccc]

that aint abuse, that's a good host motherfucker

[mssquirrely]

lmao! at 1:36 "That's too strong" and 3:21-Outro.... Omg! but that's real talk about MJ

[celestina742]

THE FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA_NO IF'S OR BUT'S ABOUT IT!!!

[idropbombes]

@celestina742 eddie muurphy is funnier..srry

[celestina742]

@idropbombes EDDIE WAS HILARIOUS DURING THE 80'S ESPECIALLY IN HIS "DELIRIOUS DVD, BUT HIS STANDUPS NOW COMPARED TO DAVE'S AREN'T THAT FUNNY, IF UR TRULY HONEST W/ URESELF:;

[idropbombes]

@celestina742 u got a point there lol

[Funky9090Monkey]

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[maxcourchesne]

dave chapelle said it, he touched kids

[mafiagman]

HAHAHAHA to the freak fans

[xxjamaalxx]

lmfao " it though u were dying in 2 weeks and i been in court for a year and a half and u getting stronger"

[MJJFan01]

This isn't funny!

[jusdiskillz]

This was your wish not mine, thought you were dying in two weeks lol

[mutasim0hourani]

@barnesfam and him too xD

[Laksusanne]

I thought you were dying in 2weeks? What happened to that, motherf*cker?! I've been in court for a year and a half! You get stronger everytime time I see you

Lol!

[mutasim0hourani]

Michael Jackson is the most Overrated singer in music history

[TifoMjySt]

@mutasim0hourani Now, this what I don't get. How can somebody be overrated? People aren't muthafuckin stupid. Ya'll either like em, or you don't. His fans like him, how can they overrate him? They like him. Big deal. I don't get the whole concept of being overrated. Is he faking his dancing/singing or something?? Hmm, muthafucker.. you tel me.

[barnesfam]

@mutasim0hourani No. That would be Elvis.

[minutes2midnite]

@mutasim0hourani he wasn't just a singer he was an entertainer. you couldnt find many people who accomplished the things he did. overrated? please, spare me. he had raw talent. it's not overrating if they actually live up to their own hype.

[sureitan]

@mutasim0hourani No he is underrated as people focus more on his private life than his talent. Elvis Presley is the one who's overrated

[GunitSoldierMG]

He looks a lil bit like Roy Joney Jr : D

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[lemonrind]

Of course Michael Jackson was a pedophile, but I don't see a problem with that. I mean, I'd have fucked Michael Jackson when I was a little boy in exchange for free roller coaster rides. All day on a roller coaster with no lines in exchange for getting my little dick sucked by some freak? That's a good deal!

[starbwoychaddie]

@lemonrind ur a sick twisted fucked up person how cud u know he is 1 unless u saw him do it

wats rong with u ppl

[warriorofpeace786]

@starbwoychaddie hahaha i know, what kind of fucked up mentality is that

[pelonelcojedor]

i love chapellle when he imitates white people.

[nerdflanders8710]

@pelonelcojedor man, white people are Crazy!

[MrDgaf12345]

1:20 he's telling us WHO KNOWS

thumbs up so people can seee please!!!

[wtfmukkerg]

@MrDgaf12345 illiminat hand sign???

[pollyfog]

@MrDgaf12345 who knows?

[msnubootysux]

@MrDgaf12345 what do you mean?

[starbwoychaddie]

@happyghost2011 bitch r u blind sum of the uglyest motherfuckers in the world are white