Yoda Wisdom - All Quotes and Scenes From All Star Wars Movies

[joelharm]

Not a very good vid. A lot of the best lines were cut off and there was way too much stupid crap from episodes 1-3.

[LetMeSeeYourVid]

1337 likes

[ArodonsSpark]

hahahahahaha pokemon title song at the end XD

[MrMultiflex]

I'm glad someone put them all together. Words we should all look at, and consider.

[Xaenthae]

Shat myself when the pokemon theme suddenly blasted

[MrManofallmen]

I used to be a jedi master like u till i took an arrow to the knee

[darksinthe]

@MrManofallmen I took an arrow to the knee. From that I learned to be myself... not an internet conformist. I learned to embrace reality, not what other people might consider to be cool. The next time an arrow came at me (directed toward my knee), I slashed it away with pure will.... and I became free. I realized that I did not need to be recognized by a compound series of idiots that had no self worth. In time; learn, you will. Peace comes from within. Internet conformists; Of them I'm not.

[DecultureReturns]

Yoda dance; superior.

[3ISAMAGICNUMBR]

The prequel quotes suck cause he not totally fucking insane.

[Slytherin128]

Though he of course stayed incredibly wise and insightful, I can't help but think that a combination of the fall he took in the Senate Rotunda and whatever swamp gasses he breathed in for 20 years on Dagobah rattled his mind a little bit. I mean, think about it; despite being 877 years old he was able to fight to a draw with the most powerful Dark Lord of the Sith of all time. 23 years later, he dies of old age. There must have been something in the air.....

[euan777]

@Slytherin128 Maybe his destiny from the start was to helk that which would bring peace.. luke.

after his destiny ewas fullfilled, his life was complete? maybe..

[unothename12]

love it when luke snatches his snack off him as well and he says something 'oooooh how could you be so mean' or summin like that lol

[unothename12]

such a g8 character cracks me up in return of the jedi 'i do....yeeeeeees i do!, when 900 years old u are look this gd u will not!'

[vkostic600]

one badass grandpa, yoda is.

[guitarguru210]

jedi master i used to be.. a arrow to the knee until i took...

[snat1245]

@guitarguru210 Jedi Master, I used to be... until an arrow to the knee I took.*

[guitarguru210]

@snat1245 ya watever, was kind hammered when i wrote that lmao

[RandomHiMfan]

@guitarguru210 Fail. A jedi master i used to be, until an arrow in the knee i took

[potitishogun2961997]

Yoda sounds dumb but when you follow his lessons you can achieve something.

[Renju366]

You forgot to include one of his best quotes: "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not...for the force is my ally, and a powerful ally it is."

[iwumbouwumbo1]

i like the part were he talks backwards

[FrankDeeeTnk]

64 people have no idea what true wisdom is 

[sinzombi]

only other jedi with moves like that is ewan mcgregor

[diehlinator]

@Csbea1 In episodes 4-6, Yoda is training Luke for the purpose of defeating the emporer. Different methods and views had to be used in Luke's training than normal for that reason

[thesam723]

yoda is a nerd a master nerd

[ADTR72494]

@thesam723 uhh yoda.... fucking dumbass

[Spankarn100]

meet we do again, 240p..

[Fondrom]

Yoda vs Dumbledore

who wins?

[MikeTheMaster01]

@Fondrom Yoda, but they're both fucking awesome.

[R3mnantR0s3s]

ayy it's yoda's light saber! oh wait, its the "like" bar.

[sos288]

i think r two remember yoda

[AvidLifestyle]

Ron Pauls Dad!!!! Wow, I always wondered who he was!!! RONPAUL2012!!

[superzuperduper]

Great Master Yoda Is

Small Only He is

[TaNkSaLoT100]

This guy .. My Man Yoda !! Should be the ruler of the world ! What a guy I <3 Him !!

[LordGingka]

Thoughtful, Yoda is.

Reach brilliantness like him, i hope.

Learn this moves, I wish to.

Yoda: MINE!!!! MINE!!!! MINE!!!!!

[THEREALC0NRAD]

Yoda is a little green Dumbledoor

[Fabiolean]

@THEREALC0NRAD WRONG! Dumbledore is a tall honky Yoda.

[MrMetalmanRock]

Long Live Frank Oz!!!

[pacman2389]

Yoda, the only character in Star Wars that was not raped by George Lucas in the Prequels.

[csbea1]

Everything that Yoda does in the prequels totally contradicts everything that he teaches in Empire and Return of the Jedi. It makes me sad. "That, George Lucas, is why you fail."

[SenMysrana]

@csbea1 Perhaps he gained some wisdom during his exile. He certainly had enough time for reflection...

[Paulie1980]

61 people cannot feel the force.

[antz045]

awesome this is

[Flint925]

We need Chewbacca quotes!

[southpark34005]

he always sounded like Grover

[stormstrydr]

Hard to Masturbate to, I Find This.

[sgs2008]

Hm I always thought the fear of loss was the path to super saiyan 2

[mapleleafs182]

lol, that pokemon ending was so necessary

[XFIGHTER715]

yoda gets more senial through the years but its more noticable in the empire strikes back

[j1d22]

yoda :fuckin awesome , i am.

[thechosenjoshua]

@j1d22 lol



[Tuber77]

I think the one about Hate leading to Suffering is the most relevant one for me. If one group of people hate another group of people and have the power to back it up. Hate will inevitably lead to suffering.

[TheRealAlexDickey]

Why is suffering the last in the chain of fear, anger, hate and suffering? I would think that fear, anger, or hate would be worse than suffering.

[SenMysrana]

Eight hundred years' worth of experience certainly makes for an interesting personality, no?

[historyfreakfroman]

@SenMysrana Definitely he's an elderly alien who acts like Luke's grandfather just shorter lol

[dandiesel3000]

Spit or swallow? Ummmmm

[SOCRATES012]

Let go of everything you fear to loose. This is the key. This is the answer to creating all that one dreams of in this life. Share freely as this was given freely to you.

Thank you. Peace and Love to all

[capperz412]

His laugh at 2:49 is absoloutely priceless

[ultragamer6]

So out of all the movies Yoda only has 8 minutes?

[historyfreakfroman]

@ultragamer6 Not quite there's still all of the jedi council meetings and the conversation in his house in V before Luke realized that he was with Yoda and who could forget "Mudhole? Slimy? my home, this is!" (Artoo tries to grab flashlight) "MINE! MINE! MINE!"

[eyeswideopennimrod]

The wisdom comes from the hermetica, from the thrice great Hermes. It is well worth a read

[ninguemvj]

I wish I could see a video with Chewbacca´s quotes.

[toowaker37]

Basically Yoda is speaking Buddhist philosophy, ancient teachings that have been around for more than 2500 years.

[Fondrom]

Yoda looks fucked in episode 1 lol

[Prestatron10]

@ninguemvj I'll give you the quotes right now! Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

[Wittman789]

Fear leads to anger

Anger leads to never letting anyone else Talk!

[MovieguruThe]

1:15

WIN

[h0rnytoad1]

good quotes, audio cuts out allot. remake this, you should.

[MisterAleksandr]

Luke killed Yoda.

[h0rnytoad1]

@MisterAleksandr Death is a natural part of life. rejoice for those around you who transform into the force. mourn them do not, miss them do not.

[TheWilliamCesar]

POKEMON!!

[Timic83tc]

2:03 to skip the prequels

[RibbitTV]

the end made the video worth watching

[kronos2015]

Yoda Has epic dance moves

[MrHoppers002]

yoda dancing to the pokemon tune equals epic awesomeness.

[Knightley5]

I don't like that they turn Yoda into a fighter.

[IBalboa24]

@Knightley5 He's not a "fighter" per say, but the most powerful jedi should know how to fight, right?... and more than good he is. :)

[porch141]

Yoda got a little crazy in exile I see

[historyfreakfroman]

@porch141 I probably would to, the poor guy could probably only communicate with Obi Wan and other fallen Jedi while in exile

[humdeabril]

"you must unleaaarn what you have learned"

[Agent1W]

What about the wisdom of Han Solo? A good blaster at your side will solve most problems(and that's having been from one end of the galaxy to another).

Then again, it was a Jedi that bailed him out from custody of a wronged Hutt.

[therealdanroxanne]

what is with the ending of this video?? hilarious!! where can i find that clip??

[ThisisAliFareedshow]

Yoda is the best

[doorwindow7]

00:07 - 00:16

All that is in Buddhism ^_^

[RobLoach]

Yoda was so awesome in the originals. They ruined him in the recent movies.

[JerryBalcazar88]

Dayyyum Yoda getting down at the end. To the force don't stop-don't stop till you get enough!

[Mrpaperman101]

Luke: I don't believe it!

Yoda: That is why you fail.

luke just got owned

[shadowboy8456]

yoda is correct the childs mind is a great thing

[MRJackster723]

Master yoda is just a little green Mr Miyagi

[Zanite]

@MRJackster723 now THAT's a meeting I'd pay to see

[XZombieBoiiX]

dude why does the yoda from the phantom menace look older then the 5 and 6 one?

[historyfreakfroman]

@XZombieBoiiX Cause it was the original puppet from 1983

[kaufmj54]

what the pokemon lol

[studystrike]

Yoda, I choose you!

[Faosify]

There are people who still bitch about Episode III being crappy... I'm one of them. But the scenes with Yoda really make me remember that there was some serious artistic concept overshadowed in this film.

[bumfree]

Size matters not

[EllenRebecca3]

Where can I find these in HD?

[markisonlin3]

I hate the CGI yoda. The original trilogy yoda was much wiser and was more deep than when midichlorians got involved.

[jayive34]

@markisonlin3 he was older in the original trilogy

[oxox7]

starwars fans never die, they just multiply

[minimanhenry001]

this makes me wish i was david casey

[BBSroll]

Yoda this was not. Get down do you? Good blow this is.

[PeterZeeke]

"do or do not there is no try"  so he likes bruce lee movies too!?

[PeterZeeke]

he sounds like Grover, Miss Piggy and Fozzy Bear

[PeterZeeke]

woka woka woka!!!!!

[boosomentity]

do or do not, there is no try. people can go a life time without getting this concept. I'm ashamed to admit it took me best part of 28 years to accept this particular truth. it's clear George was privy to a history of civilization in a galaxy not so far away.

[reappear89]

I like jedi dogma. Especially words in 0-55-1.12 are my favourite part. Shame that Anakin didnt obey Yoda.

[Tenfrente]

@reappear89 Is it really a shame? It was his path through the dark side that allowed him to see what mattered most, and restore balance to the force.

[andresitoand]

2:49

[jono45250]

yodas turned alot more plastic in last episodes



[lamourlupus]

My associate, MR Waller, in 1978, predicted what happened at the six minute forty six and forty seven second mark when Yoda disappeared after dying at the age of 800 plus years!!!!!!

[lamourlupus]

An associate in 1978, somehow guessed and predicted many lines from some Star Wars movie with surprising accuracy.

[bluexterra]

Yoda...ya...ya..ya..ya yoda.....talks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green

[nyyank87]

corrupted by the dark side, 57 people have. destroy them, we must

[MrDrummer987]

Have you ever noticed: Yoda is so smart he has a six-pack on his forehead?

[EvilRyuGuy]

Wow, people need to cut it out with the classic nostalgic bias. Seems like nothing will ever be good enough for them.

The prequels had good and bad moments, and they were overall good films even if they are not as good as the originals. I don't think Yoda's prequel lines are part of the bad moments, anyway.

[danerogil]

I honestly hate EVERY SINGLE word he says in the shitty prequels -.-

[dumbtrooper]

@danerogil dont fuck whit yoda you whore im his voice actor 

[danerogil]

@dumbtrooper If you were his voice actor you would know how to spell With.

[Massigangster]

the end was epic!

[emocookie178104]

When I was six...

I had a dream about Yoda carrying me in his arms..

IN A SPACE SHIP!

I'm not lying. :"B

ITS DAMN STRAIGHT TRUE! ;o

[videos2c2day]

Fabulous collection of quotes!

[Avery7098]

World Equality !

[Jessyleppert]

Grover

[22Crittenden]

Yoda is probably the most powerful of the jedi.

[GovnaBuckingham]

@22Crittenden he actually is 

[idropbombes]

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to...SUFFERINGG. Most epic quote ever!

[drumsishot]

Do, or do not. There is no try.

[peter555777444]

@drumsishot shut up you must

[ericorenato88]

@drumsishot lose your virginity

[gmoneyballer15]

control of brain yoda voice is

[Jessyleppert]

@gmoneyballer15 More Like Grover.

[Saber0003]

@scrotillathehun There have been others of Yoda species. Theres one in KOTOR.

[YTPrule]

Awesome, these lines are. Wise, Yoda is.

[SaberGW]

@YTPrule Text generator used, you have. Much to learn, there is.

[YTPrule]

@SaberGW Lying, you are. Text Generator, have it, I don't. Using it, you are.

[TheMightyAC]

Do or do not there is no try!

[shocktrooper108]

do or do not, there is no try.....that is the best quote of all time.:D

[RamboZelda]

Yoda has bragging rights as the only character in Star Wars to die of natural causes.

[MaadDawg1]

@RamboZelda what about Luke?

[RamboZelda]

@MaadDawg1 Um... Luke never died in the films. I meant of all the characters that died during the course of events in the films, not after. If that was the case, we'd have to assume that the vast majority of the characters died of natural causes, not just Yoda.

[MaadDawg1]

@RamboZelda oooooh, only the movies, i see :)

[narciso1234561]

Phil Schneider -> search this guy! everything will unravel

[djguyl]

Omg yoda knows how to dance

[Vip3rC4in0022]

Like, i will.

[Mahdi786FWE]

LOL

[matthewjsharpe]

Damn, prequel Yoda was annoying.

[4eyedphatguys]

end it with the pokemon theme song why do you?

[MrFinch86]

freakin sweet too bad you couldn't kave kept them in order tho, an pokemon endin them? wtf dude? seriously... maybe weird al's song would've been a lil better

but good nonetheless

w/ yoda, you can't go wrong....

[TheGreenhornet999]

R2 vs Yoda = Epic

[InsaneJohnny666]

@TheGreenhornet999

mine mine mine....hahahahahahaha

[chilled99]

@TheGreenhornet999 Robots talking to aliens FTW!

[roar5952]

ryu8888 What is a jet I If not a source of truth. Light saber represents TRUTH.

truth is not the ways of men.

Corrurtion is the ways of men

[ryu8888]

Possibly one of my favorite moments in the entire star wars series is when Yoda slams R2's casing shut with his cane.

[roar5952]

Wisdom. Jesus tells you what you must do to become just like him.

Then how come no one has done it. Wisdom

Wisdom says. That you have eyes that do not see and ears that do not here.

Jesus said I am all alone in this world. Wisdom says its a truth that makes him all alone. Does he not say greater is HE that is in me. And does he not say for I am just like you. Its a truth and this truth is a SPIRIT.

One God One man One truth. The spirit of truth.

[ryu8888]

@roar5952 Jesus didn't have a lightsaber. Shoo.

[wachmann65]

My Hero....

[Mohamed518]

the pokemon opening was so... unexpected

[iam1and1isme]

so what... everything yoda says is genius! :D

[RikkWolf]

Luke's looser Jedi ideals are much healthier for human nature in my opinion.  The ideals Yoda teaches here are bound to create terrible conflict for many.

..then again, after the prequels I think the Jedi were blind morons.

[punchdrunkatheist]

When I watched Star Wars, I first thought Yoda was batshit crazy. Then I realized he's a master of life and the universe.

[CheetosForBreakfast]

This would have been awesome if you took out the prequel bullshit.

[Drakki100]

@CheetosForBreakfast In the first movies ,you can't see Yoda pown in lightsaber combat ,so I quess milions can't be wrong. (Even if the mass is wrong ,it is right ,thats the rule) I love ALL STAR WARS <3

[oppositecomment]

into exile i must go failed i have

[vishalb777]

doesnt r2 recognize him?

[laxkidd110]

@vishalb777 they reset his memory at the end of Ep3

[Bryan1618]

@laxkidd110 No they only wipe C3PO's memory.