I Suck at Starcraft Live : Part 1 - 15/06

[gruntyhug]

Smoothcraft is possibly the greatest starcraft cast ever

[hulimuli999]

This is hilarious with the jazz and smooth commentaries.

[EarlySC2]

his voice gave me an erection

[highlec]

meet the totalbiscuit spy

[Halfwayhigh]

totalhailbut: Your fucked up....

[ReachForgeNetwork]

@Halfwayhigh dont hate on the smooth craft.....

0.O

[ioninik]

st first i thought he was lowerd to silver and tried to calm himself about it

[FewKinG]

Where can I find part 2? I wasn't able to find it in the channel or the justin.tv page.

[tylbro93]

Yes someone else that actually listens to the Phoenix wright soundtrack! I would like to know where you got the song though? I've been looking for the soundtrack for a while.

[MrWillsauce]

I fell asleep to this

[SuperDamo123456789]

ohhh yeah

[IITyroneTheMooseII]

THAT'S THE POWER OF JAZZ KIDS!

[ArceusXArceus]

MORE SMOOTHCRAFT!!

[deadlizard64]

"My plan is to build units. He'll never see it comming"

[AwkwardJunichiro]

i want your playlist XD

[electroman774]

Dear TB. You have inspired me to play in legit multiplayer in starcraft 2. I have recently won 6 win to 5 loss. Thank you for pushing me out their! :D

[BwolfTheWolf]

lol banlings

[pantsempire]

1. get high

2. watch this

[co2prod]

@pantsempire 3. become a failure

[pantsempire]

@co2prod That was rude. I do not approve.

[co2prod]

@pantsempire 4. get hit by a bus

[pantsempire]

@co2prod Hmm, I can only assume you have a object lodged in your anus.

[silbersteinable]

When life gives you lemons, make lemon pot pie.

[LiVeBoOsTeR3]

he should play rise of nations

[antonioban8848]

Supply Depoes?....we could build those... 

[NeoLagna]

Where is the part 2?

[boyyoyo]

What song did you start the second game with?

[lazersify]

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and make everyone wonder how you did it

[Gearsoffail5]

TB is the king of all things smooth jazz.

[dkuch45]

Smooooooooooth Jazz

[posting]

Out with the "This guys stream sniping, ghosting" and in with the "I'm so tired"

Good times!

[Enyaron]

Part 2 is on the justin TV link, should be listed accidently as part 1 instead of 2.

[Zearha19]

Yo TB where da weed at

[N1ghtStalkerNL]

Dear TB,

in the name of your fans..

WE DEMAND MORE SMOOTHCRAFT

....

yours sincerely

[darkshadows1994]

where is part 2 ?

[1234jerkman]

I was getting goosebumps from his relaxed voice....

..<3

[UbersocksSC]

OH YA! JAZZ CRAFT NICE.

[mindlapsewarrior]

another amazing video...

[beefkake09]

HEY TB, Great stuff! Random Question, What is the song at 40:00? Keep em coming!

[bendnlsn]

@beefkake09 It's from the soundtrack of Frozen Synapse. I think you can buy the whole soundtrack on steam for pretty cheap, good stuff.

[ganon167]

Why is your name the same of one of Naniwa's smurf accounts?

[Subhananwar94]

wheres part 2???? I need my fix!!

[Trikk1Nikk1]

the intro is to long

[TheAxeDecapitation]

You remind me of Howard Moon in this episode.

[ZygorsWoWGuide]

play WoW? view my channel for an amazing guide to level up as fast as possible!

[Legendsgod5]

the hotkey for supply depots is hilarious. "BS" because it's BS when you get supply blocked XD!

[Fearcrow89]

Part 2?

[LtPsyDuck]

gjadglaglasg

[xCr0nus]

Frozen Synapse soundtrack makes these so amazing.

[xCr0nus]

Welcome to.... SmoothCraft. Nice.

[StoneFishDontFloat]

I wish TB did SmoothCraft more often

[Koombsie]

ahahahaaha, god this is classic. lovin it

[Sunundrade]

You sounds like Michael Bolton.. L O L

[SporeSkorge]

this is the most smoothest video ive ever seen

[99tomboy]

Dude your the best! Stay classy

[99tomboy]

Dude your my new favorite commentator! Stay classy

[99tomboy]

Dude your my new favorite commentator! Stay classy

[LJonesy2]

When life gives you lemons throw them at someone else, and tell them it's "life's little gift for you"

[hellishia]

lol smooth :)

[MoreOverlords111]

I absolutely loved this cast. The best one yet.

[ChiombisTV]

You sound like the RetardedMango

[deadphishiy]

Love that song.

[MrJivePirate]

This video changed my life not jk.

[Masternicks539]

If life gives you lemons you can make lemonade... but unless life also gives you water and sugar your lemonade is gonna suck.

[Rakly3]

"Here come the banelings!"

Let's stim into them! lol

[xavior1337]

Next week: HardstyleCraft

[HoshiKarui]

28:37

MeatyOwlLegs v. BlackPerson

o.o.

[Darthzaroc]

He so mellow its actually pissing me off

[99Cybertox99]

LOL that overlord indeed was faster than usual.

[nomercy8989]

i bet he was high :D

[kornluv3r1]

you should make a shirt that says "i'm a proud subscriber to TotalBiscuit."

[darthskull2]

something's wrong with total biscuit....

[Ordoo145]

@darthskull2

He smoked some of the Mary J.

[Madfrogz]

why do you suck so bad tb?

[dacatmon]

@Madfrogz and so I notice that you come back to troll once again on how much he sucks. Have your laugh over riling the fanboy population, but please, enough is enough. Nope, coming back to reignite a war isn't trolling one bit at all. And now onward to realizing that arguing over the interwebs is an entirety pointless waste of my time.

[PunkymickBlah]

@Madfrogz shut up troll

[Madfrogz]

u suck soooo bad TB

[noobyman333]

Anyone notice that the smooth jazz was Fragrance of black coffee from phoenix wright?

[darklol261]

@noobyman333 he allready said it was from the phoenix wright soundtrack.

[Saritenite]

TB man, if you scout a 4 gate, make a bunker

[atmmer]

You TB, are a ridiculous individual.

[blarghery]

Am I, a straight male, being seduced by TB?

[agcowly]

@blarghery i beleive even god himself would be seduced by tb

[tyukan2000]

do smoothcraft a LOT more often

[TheRunedExperience]

aww yeah... fragrance of dark coffee in the backround....

[godspawn007]

TB's got to lose to Protoss once in a while seeeing as four gate truely does stop or at east break even with 3 racs timing push.

[DJcool555]

When life gives you lemons? DON'T make lemonade! make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! What am I suppose to do with these?!

[UnboundStormweaver]

@DJcool555 I love you.

[hankdeeone]

@DJcool555 could just eat the lemons otherwise, lemons have a realllyyy good taste.. and if oyu bbq them, god.. that's like... mm.. they keep the taste but they become more sweet... seriously..mm

[aTF2player]

@DJcool555 DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER, MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT TRIED TO GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? IM THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS, IM GONNA HAVE MY ENGIENERS INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[DieFischer123]

The Bob Ross of Starcraft 2 :D

[PowerOfWilliam]

tb wins first game, jaw dropper

[MapleMan4000]

if tb was named after a differnt bird that third match could have been terribly racist.

[Haloister]

ha he was referring protoss players to homosexuals (I don't hate them I just thought that was a bit funny)

[samstr2002]

jazzcraft, so much more fun than starcraft

[RiceUEat]

Life gives you lemons, cut the lemons in half and squirt them in Life's eyes.

[Dimsonny]

what does TB look like?

[Korvmannen]

Would love his playlist

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

if life gives me lemons i send them back.

[na603]

love the beggining

[FacelessMinion]

Oh god Smoothcraft

[xsniperdudes328x]

why can reapers jump up wall and ledges bun NOT buildings!!!

[CheezWizification]

You were tripping BALLS in the first game!

[mclovin911]

I'm currently on pain killers because i got my wisdom teeth removed today and i swear when i heard tb whispering during the first game i thought it was the medication playing tricks on my mind

[heywesnea]

Why is Tb so... calm in the beginning?

[Emeraudus]

SMOOTH JAZZ, ENGAGE!

[TheGamekid96]

i searched "i suck" and got this as a first result.

[TheNelmees]

when life gives u lemons...MAKE LIFE TAKE BACK THOSE LEMONS! WE DON'T WONT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!

[DarthBane123]

@TheNelmees I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON!

[KillstrifePS3]

TB should be on a radio station in the next fallout

[Madfrogz]

u suck so bad

[EggplantNinja666]

@Madfrogz Dude seriously fuck off, if you dont like him fine, your opinion, but no-on wants to hear it. And besides if you don't like him which you clearly don't, than don't watch him. No-one likes a retard troll.

[Madfrogz]

@EggplantNinja666 haha all i needed was 4 words to make some fan boys angry, sweet

[EggplantNinja666]

@Madfrogz I'm hardly angry and I'm hardly a fan boy. I am however annoyed and fed up with retards like you who's mantra in life seems to be "Trolling is funny and cool. 'Cause I'm a troll I must be cool too." I see retards like you on every video and there is no place like cancerous asshole like you on the internet. I always give the same response; don't like it, don't watch it simple as that.

[Madfrogz]

@EggplantNinja666 why so offensive, you're basically telling me I can't express my opinion about a video or that no negative comment can be posted or else it's considered trolling. And to be honest, that is the first I've "trolled", I just wanted to see how sensitive some people are because Mr. Hero like you will come along and make my day with your rant =] ahhhh feels good

[EggplantNinja666]

@Madfrogz That's hardly a rant, more so an a logically set out argument. You really are stupid. And I'm not saying that there can't be negative comments, I am merely saying like "u suck so bad" shouldn't be posted. If you had said your playstyle is bad because of this, this and this that would be logical but when you get retards who are CLEARLY trolling that's when you shouldn't be posting comments.

[callanrockslol]

@EggplantNinja666

>cancer

>4chan is cancer

>GB2 4chan

[EggplantNinja666]

@callanrockslol 4chan isn't cancer, /b/ is cancer you retard.

[callanrockslol]

@EggplantNinja666

4chan is a bunch of weaboos, crazy people and nerds

[TehCheat3]

@Madfrogz brool story, co

[Madfrogz]

@TehCheat3 im sorry?

[PrincessJayseff]

@Madfrogz I hate you, i would be happy if you were dead, TB Fan Boys for the win.

[Madfrogz]

@PrincessJayseff thanks for this reaction, you just made my day buddy. oh how easy it is...

[PrincessJayseff]

@Madfrogz oh how easy it is to what? take five secounds of my time as laugh at how stupid you are? Mate youve got a lot of thinking to do.

[Madfrogz]

@PrincessJayseff i dont see what part of this conversation makes me stupid. im just merely expressing my opinion and here you are defending the world of youtube and having a never ending argument that you can't win. i think you're the stupid one here " MATE " oh you english people, so funny

[dacatmon]

@Madfrogz And here is me, the third person, laughing off at the both of you and how true the both of your comments actually are... but eggplant did have a point. to say, "u suck so bad" is different from "TB WHY YOU NO BUILD BUNKER!!!" (in a more fluid, reasonable fashion, of course)

As for Jayseff, your right. Never ending argument? check. Bull-headed viewers who argue but don't listen? check. But stupid? that covers the entire never-ending trollfest of arguments ever raged. -annoyed viewer

[dacatmon]

@dacatmon

PS: ...and a question to everyone reading this, fanboy, troll, or otherwise:

If TB didn't suck, then why is the stream called, "I suck at Starcraft?" So he sucks. please stop trolling the obvious. (BTW, that's the definition of trolling right there) So yes, you are a troll. I am trolling now by @ing myself and continuing this argument. Which is funny because im about to ask for you "stupid" people to stop spamming the comments section and end this blab. /sigh, gotta love hypocrisy....

[Darksilk01]

Life gives you lemons, you make orange juice, and sit back and watch everyone try and figure out how you did it.

[Azuth1]

@Darksilk01 Life gives you lemons, you don't take the fucking lemons.

[00mudcat]

@Darksilk01 easy, paint the orange, yellow

[PressXtonotdie]

@Darksilk01 No, that's not it at all. Life gievs you lemons, you have your engineers make a combustible lemon that burns peoples houses down.

[Hydra000001]

@Darksilk01 ???? I thought it was when life gives you lemon BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!

[Darksilk01]

@Hydra000001 Oh that's how it went. Here I go slipping on my mythology again.

[Darksilk01]

@Darksilk01 Does this still got the most votes? Who would have thunk lemons would be my first time in a top comment box. *sigh* Now back to my Alice LP

[NothingToLos3]

OMFG HE SCOUTED SOMEONE FIRST. THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY.

[NiceGuy1405]

Life gives you lemons, you say WTF I asked for cookies

[InsanePlane123]

The Jazz music in the beginning is from Phoenix Wright.

[alzaeem5656]

whrere's part 2 ?

[HypoGames]

lol this is awesome

[pbrad08]

MUST BE A HACKER!

[canpan87]

As hNxUPlx said smoothcraft FTW perfect whot a glass of milk and  cake in the night =)

[XboxVampireCreed]

Shoulda brought Socke on for this.

[Spyro2064]

omg this is so fucking funny

[SaurfangC]

its okay guys hes not insane, just reeeeeally high

[Lawyer2Junkie]

What song is this?

[TooPureGraphics]

Man...Listening to him...you know...Just makes you think..Why is life up on us? we just so chilled about something so short...Man...

[MrLexusex]

@TooPureGraphics Exactly what I was thinking

[iPhap]

What the fuck am I reading?

[curlymafurly2]

1000th like :D

[punguy13]

Like if you watched all 47 minutes of it!

[shrillz]

where is part 2 :(?

[66toast]

@15:35 Forever a drone.

[getnitdunn]

i was snapping my fingers

[HazreihelUchiha]

10:55 send in the trumpets!

[jonnylater]

ummm, you ok Totalbiscuit? Sanity still intact?

[raf0419]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

[tubeaccmhaaa]

great!! nice and smooth.

[butlerlog]

1:25 These are not just any meaty owl legs, these are M&S meaty owl legs.

[ElegantArtz]

What realm does Mr. Biscuit play on?

[MrHybriss]

You like ghosts? bouh!

[Cafuzzler]

Life gives you lemons you make smooth combustible lemons ^_^

[TheSambelt]

What hve you been smokin TB? Chillax ftw. Your the daddy

[artloevik]

"welcome to smoothcraft, nice" hahaha

[BRockBRollBU]

you really really should make a shirt that says 'Cause hey, why not?'

best catch phrase of yours, imho.

[TheJoker0670]

@BRockBRollBU nah more like more supply depots are required

lol something of that sort

[BRockBRollBU]

@TheJoker0670 They already have one like that. it says "Got 27/27" with a supply depot.

[Duskheart97]

Smoothcraft...best craft in the world...

[2atbbs]

he supply blocked himself 4 times and won hahahaha i love random players